>huggbees will spend an hour and a half shitting on based all star batman and robin the boy wonder and won't talk about how modern comics are permanently ruined across the board
>Will this help us sell comics?
No it will not.
Tim Drake, the 90s Robin, is also gay now. Last year they gave him his own comic again and advertised it as "the greatest Robin of all time is back!". It was written by a woman and of course featured his boyfriend. It was cancelled in less than a year.
Alan Scott, the golden age Green Lantern, is also gay now. He's currently getting a mini-series that chronicles how he's been in closet since the fricking 1940s. DC promoted the comic heavily, almost every comic they released in October included a preview that showed Alan naked in bed with his boyfriend. The writer preemptively called people complaining about it bigots on Twitter. When it actually came out it sold like shit.
The founder of Marvel was israeli, but the founder of DC Comics was not. It ended up the same way as TMNT did, sold off to israelites for next to nothing
Yeah but really not for being nerds or dweebs or whatever. Specifically for being gay. Superheroes are fundamentally a really gay thing and always have been.
This. If you catch your son playing with a superhero toy he's most definitely gay. If he has a Barbie collection though, you can be rest assured he'll grow up manly.
That's a Hollywood myth. It never happened irl.
t. was that guy and was fricking stacies left and right in HS
Although I guess being into hand egg kind of helped too.
This. If you catch your son playing with a superhero toy he's most definitely gay. If he has a Barbie collection though, you can be rest assured he'll grow up manly.
Yeah but really not for being nerds or dweebs or whatever. Specifically for being gay. Superheroes are fundamentally a really gay thing and always have been.
Revisionist history from the discord brigade once again.
I am honestly moving past the disgust stage and getting to where I genuinely hate homosexuals. The sick delusional unhappy fricks have no finish line. They'll never be happy and they'll never stop.
>parents fled a dying planet so that they could save their son and species >kid gets raised by woke troons and kills off his species by becoming a homosexual first and the later cutting off his own penis and claiming he's a superwoman.
Superman fricked Koby from One Piece?? dang that's crazy
That's his son
why is he making out with his son?
no, louis and superman's kid is a gay, the gay in the superman uniform
Because the writer wanted to get fricked by kid Superman so he wrote in a self-insert.
I am not making this up.
The Russians turned superman out so hard his son became gay.
They broke the super buck so hard that it imprinted on his DNA, great grandpa Patrick "busy destroyer" Kent would have approved of their technique.
Superman was raped in the blistering hot summer of '22?
It's Luban not Lubania
God, Americans are so stupid.
>Not pointing out the creaters of superman are israeli
yes, I have to agree with you vlad.
>Batman let him get raped for eight months
kek
>huggbees will spend an hour and a half shitting on based all star batman and robin the boy wonder and won't talk about how modern comics are permanently ruined across the board
Buck status?
Broken as Krypton
heres that tomboy gf i told you about
That's a dude.
Clarks son got kidnapped evil other universe superman and was raped by his not-daddy in a volcano for a decade so now he is gay.
Will this help us sell comics?
Comics??
>Will this help us sell comics?
No it will not.
Tim Drake, the 90s Robin, is also gay now. Last year they gave him his own comic again and advertised it as "the greatest Robin of all time is back!". It was written by a woman and of course featured his boyfriend. It was cancelled in less than a year.
Alan Scott, the golden age Green Lantern, is also gay now. He's currently getting a mini-series that chronicles how he's been in closet since the fricking 1940s. DC promoted the comic heavily, almost every comic they released in October included a preview that showed Alan naked in bed with his boyfriend. The writer preemptively called people complaining about it bigots on Twitter. When it actually came out it sold like shit.
>israelite gets ahold of an IP
>Hires writers to make all the characters gay/trans/etc
>Nobody likes it
>Rinse repeat
Anything the israelite touches will be ruined. They started making Castlevania characters gay when Netflix bought an IP license from Konami
>gets ahold of an IP
It's comics. They always had the IP, moron. But I grant you the Castlevania example was messed up. They did ourguy Alucard dirty.
The founder of Marvel was israeli, but the founder of DC Comics was not. It ended up the same way as TMNT did, sold off to israelites for next to nothing
holy shit that art looks horrible
DC is actually significantly woker than marvel and in more ridiculous ways
Superheroes were always really fricking gay and kids who read marvel or dc comics used to be mocked for being gays
t. boomer
Comic book nerds were... bullied? Thank you for the esoteric boomer wisdom
Yeah but really not for being nerds or dweebs or whatever. Specifically for being gay. Superheroes are fundamentally a really gay thing and always have been.
This. If you catch your son playing with a superhero toy he's most definitely gay. If he has a Barbie collection though, you can be rest assured he'll grow up manly.
And if they played with both, what then?
yes it's gay to play with hunks in spandex and straight to play with beautiful ladies
bisexual
And it's even manlier to dress up as Barbie for Halloween
>bisexual
Like Jon Kent then? Why does everyone call him gay?
Every homosexual is "bisexual" moron. homosexuals are men who commit sexual acts with men they don't magically lose reproductive urges
false
>Barbie
>beautiful
It's a woman's idea of beautiful. Comics have a man's idea of beautiful.
They make Tim Drake Robin bisexual too
>SEE WOKE FANS, HE'S LGBTQIA+
>SEE NORMAL FANS, HE STILL LIKES GIRLS
shameful
Gay people are tougher than Cinemaphile dweebs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bSBWEv59JG0
Avengers Endgame made more money then Avatar at one point
Ironically, everyone moved on and you're still here, so they won
Struck a nerve.
I did? Sorry gramps
That's a Hollywood myth. It never happened irl.
t. was that guy and was fricking stacies left and right in HS
Although I guess being into hand egg kind of helped too.
Revisionist history from the discord brigade once again.
That's not Kal-El. That's his son, Jon.
That’s not Kal-El that’s his homosexual son
>it’s okay when Damian does it
Yes, that’s what people wanted, not a homosexual with pink hair
so that's how the kryptonite race ends huh
I am honestly moving past the disgust stage and getting to where I genuinely hate homosexuals. The sick delusional unhappy fricks have no finish line. They'll never be happy and they'll never stop.
I don't hate homosexuals but I hate trannies for trying to deceive people that they're women/men.
this, dating apps used to be somewhat usable and now its a forest of troony dicks
Holy mother of projections Batman!
being gay means you're into people of the same sex as you, i.e. not women
And Jon isn’t attracted to women. He’s only attracted to men. Just like all “Bi” men.
>Just like all “Bi” men.
As if you're familiar with any in your life.
no, bi men exist, but gays are a different thing
That’s his gay son.
Manga is to blame for this. Particularly bara.
Bara? This comes nowhere near that genre? I think you should be referring to BL or as it's commonly associated as in the west, Yaoi.
Wrong board
Daily reminder that Superman can't have sex with humans because his sperm would pierce human flesh
Sounds right up the alley of homos. Anal causes lacerations by default.
it doesn't, your weak ass just caved in
>t. power bottom wearing diapers
pause
imagine if this was henry cavill on the left and it was me on the right lol
t. fat 31 yo woman
that pozzed stuff made its way to japan now
>now
Japs perfected this shit before american comics touched it. Look up Yaoi and Bara.
>Look up Yaoi and Bara.
I'm good chief
Giwtwm
If I was superman I'd date a feminine twink too. Mainstream media understands that Chad x Twink is a wholesome pairing
>parents fled a dying planet so that they could save their son and species
>kid gets raised by woke troons and kills off his species by becoming a homosexual first and the later cutting off his own penis and claiming he's a superwoman.
LMAO
>What if superman was evil?