KANG IS KILL RIP MARVEL

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. The Quantumania script was awful.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Quantumania script was awful.
      Paul Rudd's appeal is his wry offbeat humor. He wasn't funny in the movie.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Paul Rudd's appeal
        is non-existent

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt 10% of what the writers put out ends up in these executive committee movies.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        meds

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, they are heebs

        • 6 months ago
          Anon

          Dey wuz da Kangz n sheeeeeeeeiiit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/noJHn39.png

      Jeff Loveness has only written 4 Ren and Stimpy episodes (or whatever the frick depressed zoomers watch) and Late Night episodes for Jimmy Kimmel. He's not a script writer. He's anti-Trump which means he's anti-fascist which is why Ant-man 3 was garbage woke shit.

      How did someone that doesn't write scripts get Ant-Man 3 and THEE AVENGERS MOVIE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*white*~~ women writer's magic

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literal who actor to an entire saga of movies in a few years made specifically for you.
    >Couldn't resist to beat a white woman
    A homie Moment indeed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously. Why did this rando get to be the next big bad? Josh Brolin's an actual name so it makes sense for him.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        because he literally looks like Saint Floyd of Fentanyl

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          even had to give the fricker colored contacts so his iris would pop in contrast, as brown eyes never do, unlike white people with actual non-brown eyes, like richard reeds/kangs are supposed to be

          baka

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's literally how it works

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't actually beat anyone moron
      Read the actual article instead of reading headlines like an NPC

      • 6 months ago
        Anon

        Wuz Kangz n sheeeeeiit

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They literally added a scene to the Loki finale showing them killing off all the Kangs lol. We knew this.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i didnt see anything like that either. they are just larping

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        they didnt kill them off but they the TVA job at the end is to track all kangs and stop them before they do anything .They even mentioned how the council doesnt know the TVA exists. So they made so they can easily write them out if they need to but it can still go either way

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So they made so they
          oh, pablo...

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            lel my name is actually pablo i just suck at typing though

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like they're hedging their bets. Either Kang will be swept under the rug and they'll move on, or one will rise to become a universal threat and the TVA has to put together a multiversal team to stop him.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think johnathan majors is gone either way. too much hassle plus i dont think he is good enough where they couldnt replace him . victor timely was him acting like the blackwolf the dragonmaster new yorks unofficial wizard

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm glad they kept the pedophile James Gunn on to direct so many movies though.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          "I must go now. My people need me."

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but if they do move on from Kang they can just say Loki got rid of them off-screen.

        Can't they just recast him?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. They were hunting down Kang Variants across the multiverse instead of temporal anomalies. That’s the new focus of the TVA.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess. Somehow, Loki was able to grab an infinite number of timelines with his bare hands, two at a time, and snuff them all out in a few minutes. He was able to kill an infinite number of Kangs in this manner.

        Lazy writing can make anything possible.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats the exact opposite of what he did. He gave life to infinite timelines and is holding them all together. Are Cinemaphile posters really this moronic? I enjoy Loki but even I have the ability to pay attention for at least 56 minutes

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Too moronic to understand a physical representation of metaphysical phenomena
          I hate you with every fiber of my being.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did?

      Yes. They were hunting down Kang Variants across the multiverse instead of temporal anomalies. That’s the new focus of the TVA.

      No, they're just monitoring Kang activity and monitoring for if and when he becomes a threat.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh look, another moron who managed to fail to understand the Loki season 2 finale. Imagine being so mentally stunted that Marvel television filters your comprehension abilities.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh look, another moron that ACTUALLY WATCHED Loki season 2. Imagine being so mentally stunted that you consoom Marvel television at all.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you think you are yelling right now, pedro?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody watches that show. And if they do, they’re just high and giggling at the technobabble

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wew lads.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will never do him justice. Even back when they had halfway decent writers I wouldn't have had faith. I hope they never touch Doom again.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Played by Idris Elba

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could see it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already had Dr Doom in the FF movies. Last one totally bombed

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That wasn't made by Marvel, they're rebooting FF

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Last one totally bombed
        because they'd already Black personwashed it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you making fun of Alba's multicultural heritage?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they shouldn't use doom for this, if they want to have him around to be their new thanos, it needs several movies to build him up from scratch, right now they have to use a replacement to get killed right away

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Played by mf doom

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's dead.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          just use AI

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He still has DOOMbots

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doomchads rise up!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >started hearing his umvc3 theme when I clicked on pic.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally too kino for the big screen and current hollywood

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Writers will ruin him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know just right actor to portray him

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I raise you

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never want to see this homosexual in a another movie ever again.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I raise you

        Are you not aware that Doom isn't supposed to ever show his face... ever?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's very concerned about covid so he built a special suit and mask to protect himself and others. He's a doctor after all and the sole ruler of Latveria, if he were to fall ill his realm and people could suffer gravely.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doom will show his face in MCU movie 100%

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. has never read comics or understands how movies work

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You fool! Doom will do as he pleases.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          MCU literally finds any excuse to have people not wear their masks/helmets so that they can show off the actor's face at all times. Why would this be any different?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off shil.
        Henric lacks charisma

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't do the King justice

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'll be written horribly and I would happily prefer to live in my fantasies or just read the comics where he is written well. They'll either make him quip, or have characters do dumb quips around him. Or make him not in the least bit sympathetic. Which is a shame because he could be interesting even in the current MCU.
      >Main objective is to unify earth against alien threats
      >All must kneel before Doom
      >Promise and deliver prosperity to all who come under his domain
      >Sees it as his duty to rule Earth and then later the known universe as he is simply the brightest mind, most magically adept, and strongest so he can guarantee peace and an end to any and all divisions
      Make him interesting and intense like Thanos with no jokes coming from him, and few jokes at his expense. Show him having a code of honor among those he fights as he wants to prove himself to be the superior to everyone to prove his right to rule. Have him win and be successful in bringing prosperity, though with some rumblings beneath the surface that not all is right and there ya go, perfectly fine Doom.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The writers would not be able to help themselves from endless trump comparisons written into every line

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Movie starts with a flashback to the battle in Wakanda in Inifinity War. Camera pans into the air to reveal a camouflaged drone watching the battle. It is revealed that Doom is watching the fight from his secret lair in Latveria. At this point he still looks like a normie. Hes clearly been aware of Wakanda for some time, spying on them n shit. When Thanos does the snap he watches with such curiosity as people start to turn to dust. Suddenly it starts happening to him. He rushes into one of his machine and powers it on. Its a device that takes outside of space and time to a lab that he constructed. This effectively prevents him from turning to dust but not completely. Chunks of skin and muscle tissue ripped from his face and body. He spends months/years in his lab recovering and constructing a metal body. He returns to the real world ready to seek revenge on those who let this happen. He will then be defeated by the young avengers

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick the face/body mutilation happening because he's the one guy to successfully outwit the Snap is actually kino and would really rustle Doom's jimmies.
        Too bad Dudsney is fricking terrified of admitting the snap had any kind of lasting consequences.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of all the terrible things about Phase 4, of which there are many, ignoring the snap has to be one of the worst. Sure they had one show that touched on it but everything else just acts like it never happened. I remember thinking how weird the movies would be going forward, how they'd all have to reference the events in some way or another. But nope, it had less fallout than the hydra reveal

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Too bad Dudsney is fricking terrified of admitting the snap had any kind of lasting consequences.
          there were tons of posts after endgame when people realized that all the vehicle operators that were dusted meant the death of thousands of people on boats, planes and in cars. they had fury watch a chopper crash as a result.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly think you can handwave that as being accounted for by the Stones
            Soul is explicitly stated to have a will and 'wisdom' and presumably Mind and Time would give you endless capability to ponder such things. Thanos was fricking nuts but he was dead-set on his cull being fair, so I think if a pilot gets dusted and the chopper crash kills a dozen people... that's a dozen humans subtracted from the dust list.

            Of all the terrible things about Phase 4, of which there are many, ignoring the snap has to be one of the worst. Sure they had one show that touched on it but everything else just acts like it never happened. I remember thinking how weird the movies would be going forward, how they'd all have to reference the events in some way or another. But nope, it had less fallout than the hydra reveal

            I remember reading a "leak" of Black Widow (it might have been pure fanfic or some kind of early script draft) where the movie was split across two time periods.
            >In the present Nu Widow teams up with Hawkeye and a bunch of Natasha's friends (the ones Rachel Weisz and David Harbour wound up playing) to crush AIM.
            >AIM has resurged after being destroyed by Natasha during the Snap years, but then its original leaders came back from being dusted.
            >In flashbacks we're shown this period where the world is utterly fricked and AIM is just one of a number of supranational players vying for world domination.
            >However, this morally bankrupt hellscape is perfect playground for a superspy like Natasha, and we see the full power of Black Widow as she, full of rage and guilt, goes full grim reaper and fricks them up.
            >Things come full circle when the present-day team learn that the AIM's current leaders are motivated by revenge - they came back to find huge portions of the friends and family permanently dead since Nat had killed them all.
            >In flashback we see Nat realize her killing spree hasn't helped her guilt, and she begins entering that depression/acceptance stage that we see in Endgame.
            >In the present the team resolve things peacefully, come to terms with Nat's death, and begin moving past the absolute mindfrick of the Infinity War/Endgame period.

            Does anyone else remember this? Was it a real leak? Was it fanfic? Am I full schizo and making this up?
            Whatever the case I know it would've been WAY fricking better than what we got.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I defintiely recall hearing about it going back and forth between past and present or whatever. But i also RDJ was gona make a cameo. I feel like alot of the rumors were just the studios trying to drum up interest

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Thanos was fricking nuts but he was dead-set on his cull being fair, so I think if a pilot gets dusted and the chopper crash kills a dozen people... that's a dozen humans subtracted from the dust list.
              i get what you're saying but nah, gravity and other shit would be unaffected by the snap, plus hulk specifically wished back everyone that was dusted, meaning the victims of crashes were not necessarily included.

              I know that some moronic Americans wanted to make him black because Americans worship Black folk and want them in more of everything but after the recent shit in the middle east in could see them just rewriting it so he's still israeli somehow

              Shame that the passage of time just means you can't make him a holocaust survivor anymore since that's a 10 times more interesting backstory which you basically can't do anymore unless you started turning him into one of those fake holocaust survivors that do it for clout and are all suspiciously young

              he can be a relative of holocaust survivors

              the shitpost of denzel as magneto and i forget who as xavier was just that, a shitpost. unfortunately it caught the libtard's attention and they tried to meme it into reality. it eventually caught the attention of gus fring and he said he'd love to play xavier if he were to join marvel.

              A black magneto would be terrifying. We'd have to start making bicycles out of wood.

              top kek

              >after credits scene supposed to hype up the "Kang Dynasty"
              >show kang pharaoh, kang chinese emperor, etc.
              >it's literally just we wuz kangs
              How did they get away with this? There is no way that was a coincidence.

              it was a meme 60 years in the making

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Too bad Dudsney is fricking terrified of admitting the snap had any kind of lasting consequences.

          >Too bad Dudsney is fricking terrified of admitting the snap had any kind of lasting consequences.
          there were tons of posts after endgame when people realized that all the vehicle operators that were dusted meant the death of thousands of people on boats, planes and in cars. they had fury watch a chopper crash as a result.

          The MAIN story line of Falcon and Winter Soldier is that during the snap the first world economies were fricked because they all lost half of their labour force. Those countries then loosened their stance on immigration and took in a ton of thirdies and moved them into the empty houses of the from those that got snapped. This then caused the world as a whole to become more unified and operate essentially without borders. In other words, Thanos was right.

          When the Avengers undid the snap it caused massive problems with returning people being displaced and the world governments were voting to send everyone back home to try to return the world back to the way it used to be. The reason the villains of the story are able to successfully evade capture for so long is because the entire world was on their side, forming international supply chains to help them fight off the Avengers because Thanos had actually fixed the world economy and all everyone wanted to do what to let it play out.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He will then be defeated by the young avengers

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed. One does not just defeat Dr.
          Doom. In fact, he should decisively beat them all, then go on to conquer Latveria, which he had been politically exiled from. Then once hes recognized as ruler he gains diplomatic immunity and the Avengers cant touch him. There should be another big bad to give them some kind of win to go out on but Doom should be treated like an untouchable forna few movies at least.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'll be a Black person and the whole thing with Latveria will be that he was dethroned because Daddy got jungle fever and dang rayciss Eastern European mufuggas don wan no strong black kang rulin em n sheeit

      SCREENCAP THIS POST OR YOU ARE A FRICKING Black person TOO

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick no don't ruin him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's that kino you ordered sir

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can see it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats the best doom adaptation in a movie, tv show, game, cartoon, etc?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the Roger Corman movie that got made for twenty bucks

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of the movies have come close. I don't watch cartoons but they're probably your best bet for a comic faithful doom.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?feature=shared

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Iron man: "This isn't over!"
          Doom: "I agree."

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This Doom was a badass. Hollywood hacks will never achieve this level of kino

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ultimate Alliance 1

        ?feature=shared

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw they already wasted Mads on the literalest of who's instead of this

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's my choice for Doom as well, checks every box

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The latest rumour was that Hartnett was offered the role. NGL, after Oppenheimer, I can see it. He's 6'3", so with the armour on he'd tower over everyone there. Imagine him just steamrolling everyone with magic and tech.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's time
      to frick up more characters.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rami Malik would be perfect. Fits the diversity quota and he has the autism necessary for the role

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        frfr not mid not sus rami would let it cook

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doom again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both Fanta 4 movies flopped, so I doubt it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are people so obsessed with this guy?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he’s the ultimate alpha male

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have convinced me.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          that fricker just TOOTed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >super high iq villain
      Will never happen women can't write for shit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a shake upgoing on at Marvel and Daredevil being rewritten

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's a shake upgoing

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he proofreads the internet
            >for free

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's so difficult for him to identity writing mistakes it seems like labor

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The correct way to do him would be to never take his mask off which they are completely against doing so they'll frick it up.

      Darth Vader showed you can have a very memorable and popular villain who always has his mask on but Hollywood just doesn't want to do it.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or maybe it's because his previous script was absolute ship and giga flop?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why dont they just recast him? no one gives a shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't find anyone with similar levels of zest.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I don't understand why this is supposed to be such a huge problem just get another guy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Kang being forced as the next Thanos-tier threat was always a shitty idea. Doom, Galactus, or hell, fricking Onslaught would be a better big bad than Kang.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could have done with Tranktastic's Reed becoming The Maker.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell asked for Kang as a big bad? Magneto, Doom, Galactus will sell tickets

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you didnt write hell, it would not be cringe

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          that doesn't nullify his question, anon. and he's right, kang is a nobody to non-comic readers. why would you introduce reed richards' descendant before introducing reed? at least with doing fantastic four first you get classics like doom and galactus to fall back on just in case kang goes south (as it has), but just spitting kang out on his own is a bad move.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >his
            oh, pablo

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who the hell asked for Kang as a big bad? Magneto, Doom, Galactus will sell tickets

            How do you make Galactus the Big Bad though? He's certainly a cosmic level threat who destroys entire planets, but he just never seemed to me like a guy with a grand plan that could be fleshed out over multiple movies. It's like, he just wants to eat the Earth, and they have to stop him. Kinda simple.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Having him show up to Earth and try to eat it is how it'll begin I'm sure, just like the comics. Then Galactus will agree not to eat Earth as long as X doesn't happen, but X will happen and Gaalactus will be back for his meal. Also there will be endless herald drama with one being worse than the last and Silver Surfer turning good

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >kang is a nobody to non-comic readers.
            He's one of the main villains for their longest running animated series
            >why would you introduce reed richards' descendant before introducing reed?
            Oh frick off with this. Kang's relation to Reed is not a main trait of his and it doesn't even matter. The only hero where it sort of matters is the guy from Young Avengers, because he's actually young Kang before he became evil.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kang doesn’t have one good storyline, he isn’t compelling
              >but Avengers Forever
              I said good, not one you can name. The run he had in Inhumans stealing Blackbolt’s son was the most interesting he’s been in years and it was carried by the art.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Kang's relation to Reed is not a main trait of his and it doesn't even matter.
              the whole point of Kang is that he inherits his family's genius, you fricking twat
              and one subplot around the what if's if richard didn't carry through his lineage

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually encountered some normies at work who theorized Kang would be the next big bad during the buildup to endgame. It was pretty obvious at the time that they would use time travel to fix the snap so following up with someone whos "everywhere in every possible point in time x infinity d0oD" makes sense. They just botched him incredibly hard.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know youre old if youre still getting upset by the word dood

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The guy explaining Kang to me was a 45 year old felon/dropout who barely made ends meet and he's the only one I've met since the 90s who uses dude in every other sentence.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fox characters apparently couldn't be recast until 2025 so Kang was used as a mid level transitional bad guy. Not a horrible idea to use him until the big guns arrived especially since he deals with time travel and the multiverse. But they flubbed him right off the bat with bad casting and jobbing him out in Ant-Man 3.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess the whole point is that another Kang always pops up, but I don't think they understood how uncool that makes him as the villain of multi-tiered story rather than a one-off thing. That's only cool in the long term to brain addled comic book readers who read stories where literally no one gets to die permanently except Uncle Ben.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kang is the arch nemesis of the Avengers/Young Avengers, so it makes perfect sense that they would choose him. They are just doing a bad job on the execution. Doom's role as it would relate to the Avengers was already fulfilled by Zemo. Actual Doom most likely wouldn't show up without the FF and Galactus hardly makes any sense.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they're moving on to the beyonder as the enemy for the upcoming avengers events it seems

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    George Floyd was killed for the 2nd time

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of got the feeling that's what they were doing at the end of Loki season 2. It's like they kind of just wrapped it all up and the TVA exists to mop up any Kang variants the pop up to cause trouble. The Kang from Ant-Man is literally just a footnote on some document that was "dealt with."

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >race swap kang to black
    >act surprised when actor commits crime

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you consider it a race swap from he’s canonically purple

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kang was always a white man wearing a purple mask.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >race swap
        >purple alien

        >fake fans who dont know what the frick theyre talking about looking for dopamine hits on Cinemaphile

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally me and i will argue about something i know nothing about just to get more replies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >race swap
      >purple alien

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >alien

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >purple alien

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literal who says that another literal who heard some rumor

    Wow we are btfo jon major bros…

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waldron's supposedly gone too, thank frick

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much is disney seething about their recent casting choices? desi, paki, zesti, criminals, post walls, charisma voids...

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZNT KANGS?

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow the Kangs will not return

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So glad I finally dropped these movies.
    >big bad was a black man called KANG
    >this is what was supposed to generate hype and keep people interested after the original lineup quit.
    Its like a shitpost

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >after credits scene supposed to hype up the "Kang Dynasty"
      >show kang pharaoh, kang chinese emperor, etc.
      >it's literally just we wuz kangs
      How did they get away with this? There is no way that was a coincidence.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely felt like I'd taken ten bong rips when I got to that scene.
        They hoot. Like apes. They're supposed to be an entire army of supergeniuses who independently created time travel and multiverse travel... but they all stand in a big area ooking and making basedfaces at one another.
        Fricking unreal.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely felt like I'd taken ten bong rips when I got to that scene.
        They hoot. Like apes. They're supposed to be an entire army of supergeniuses who independently created time travel and multiverse travel... but they all stand in a big area ooking and making basedfaces at one another.
        Fricking unreal.

        >directed by /misc/

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          i just come into these topics to hate on (we wuz) kang and talk about how i will never watch any more disney garbage i'm just a comic nerd so i have never seen this before WTF LMAO

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HA HA time for dr. doom and or galagtucus

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's so special about this guy, why can't they just recast him?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's supposed to be the end boss of the phase

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all a marketing psyop.
      Loveness is supreme shit and can't write a script.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they already showed an entire colloseum full of variants that look exactly like him and irl there are no actors that look anything like this dude. The best/only move is to have him killed off by a superior villain. A quick throwaway scene at the beginning of the FF where hes just used as a jobber to show how powerful the new villain is. And it literally has to be Doom or i lt wont make sense

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Theres no actors that look like him

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name one tripgay

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Theres 19 million of them, pick one.
            >Tripgay
            Lurk more before you use terminology you don't understand

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're just mad because you wasted your digits on a moronic post. No other actor in hollywood carries even a tenth of the zestiness of this KANG

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of Cinemaphile? Kaiji and abatap

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS A PSYOP
    The black actor is gay. Why would he be seen with a woman in public?
    A villain IRL they considered rewriting all future projects?
    They decided to push forward with him anyway?
    The audience has a subliminal program running to dislike the guy for his treatment toward women whether true or false so he's not seen as a villain solely because of his skin color?

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    magneto and doom have more fleshed out and compelling back stories since they were persecuted as a israelite and a gypsy and want revenge on the world.

    no one even knew who kang was or cared

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How old is Magneto even going to fricking be? 120?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        israeli persecution didn't evaporate at the end of WW2, it just wasn't as extreme

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jews are getting persecuted right now

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think there is actually a story line where magneto is transformed into a younger version of himself, so yeah, he survived the holocaust and is old as frick

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know that some moronic Americans wanted to make him black because Americans worship Black folk and want them in more of everything but after the recent shit in the middle east in could see them just rewriting it so he's still israeli somehow

        Shame that the passage of time just means you can't make him a holocaust survivor anymore since that's a 10 times more interesting backstory which you basically can't do anymore unless you started turning him into one of those fake holocaust survivors that do it for clout and are all suspiciously young

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          he can be a relative of holocaust survivors

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          A black magneto would be terrifying. We'd have to start making bicycles out of wood.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a genuinely funny thought experiment to ponder the real genocides that have happened recently enough to be viable Magneto origins, and how Hollywood is too fricking cowardly to do all of them.
          The most obvious ongoing one is the Uygur stuff, because they're literally packing them onto trains and into camps surrounded with barbed wire.
          But they'd never get to release another Marlel film in China ever again lmfao.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            China ain't a big draw anymore. That's India and S. Korea.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            of the somewhat recent ones you could do that he was a victim in the Bosnian war an survived the concentration camps the serbs built. or even have him survive srebrenica itself. it would work to make him a non geriatric adult in the modern day. you could cast someone in their mid 30s to play him

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Magneto's origin as holocaust survivor is extremely easy to handwave: Just drop a single line about how decelerated aging is one of the side effects of his powers. It wouldn't even be the most nonsensical sidepower Magneto has displayed.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shame that the passage of time just means you can't make him a holocaust survivor anymore
          then who got the 280000 checks germany wrote this year

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chris israeliteemont ruined Magneto by locking the character to the 20th century

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or maybe he's just a shitty writer even by marvel standards

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff Loveness is the writer responsible for MODOK being an absolute moron. He should be barred from working in Hollywood again

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear the guy who keeps calling people by mexican names is an ESL himself

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So can we officially realize that women are higher on the power totem pole than blacks now?

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who tf is Doc Doom and what did he even do so special?

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    An actual good villain for once and they shit the bed for no reason
    I hate reality

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >An actual good villain for once and they shit the bed for no reason
      If he was a good villain, i would have heard of him before.
      Kang is a stupid name too.
      Truthfully the entire movement to elevate him was doomed from the beginning.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If he was a good villain, i would have heard of him before.
        You didn't need to out yourself as a non comic book reader anon

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can they make Kang intimidating after he lost so many times? Including to a b-lister hero like Antman?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they can't, it's another kylo ren situation

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really can't. We see one killed by Loki and Girl Loki, another taken down by ants, and a third as this stuttering dweeb who's intimidated by a sexy talking clock. The first glimpse we saw of Thanos in the MCU was a sinister grin in the shadows that revealed he was behind everything in The Avengers movie and liked the idea of taking them all on. Disney has to realize that have not done a good job of making us fear Kang.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting X-men and the Fantastic Four on your dinner plate and saying "NAH, give me some of that KANG!"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kang is a Fantastic Four villain. He’s literally Mr. Fantastic’s great great great nephew.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    '00 BROS WE WON

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely would be so fricking funny if Marvel's plan to save the MCU is to make a Avengers team out of the Fox/Sony films

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring doom or galactus ffs

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your title contradicts itself. If Kang is kill, it means the MCU might still have a slight chance. Nobody wanted that zesty Floyd clone

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it blows my mind people actually like this make believe slop and are hyped for DR DOOOOM WOW GAIS!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you like reading insults written by brown teenagers on Cinemaphile? dont stop btw stay here

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    marvel got lucky they were moving so slowly with this kang shit to begin with. they can easily move on from this. not thay i care but its just something i found annoying they kept showing bits of this nagger here there in every show/movie.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My name is Viktor

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    His planet needed him.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like he is no longer...Kangz.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, he can now say "he was Kangs".

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey kids. Just a friendly reminder nepotism is a self-correcting problem. Fill your organization up with enough talentless nepo hires and eventually it collapses under the weight of its own stupidity.

    Til next time...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone in hollywood is a baskin roberts trust fund band
      STOP THE FRICKING PRESSES

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It usually takes several decades of meandering and forgiven failures. Followed by twenty good years brought on by their replacements, only for the cycle to start all over again.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try Kang, a character no one cares about
    >it bombs
    >try F4, a group of characters nobody cares about
    >it bombs
    >cast three Ms Marvels nobody cares about
    >it bombs
    I cannot believe it took them this fricking long to integrate the X-Men.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My ancestor.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go look at MCU lore before making moron posts
      >b-but the comics said!
      MCU.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        DAAAS RIGHT WHITEYS DIS IS OUR HOOD NOW!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      dood your meme got that one user super angry

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people not see Kamg's story line was supposed to lead to a reboot? Not sure how they will pull that off now, yet it desperately needs a reboot.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can any of us honestly say we have never smacked one of our b***hes? My boy Kang was just reminding his b***h who the man is. b***hes be forgetting and need a smack.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am white so no I don't hit women

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *