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>Majors: Let me just lay it out for you, right? If I am, I’m just gonna say this. My temper, my shit, all that. All that said, right? And let’s say, I’m a great man. A great man. I am doing great things, not just for me, but for my, for my culture and the world. That is actually the position I’m in. That’s real. I’m not being a dick about it. I didn’t ask for it. I’ve worked, and that’s the situation. The woman that supports me — that I support, the work that — needs to be a great woman and make sacrifices the way that man is making for her and for them ultimately. Last night, two nights ago, you did not do that.
>https://variety.com/2023/film/news/jonathan-majors-trial-texts-grace-jabbari-1235836247/?cx_testId=48&cx_testVariant=cx_1&cx_artPos=2#cxrecs_s
Zestbros, I don't think we're gonna make it out of this UNBUCKED...

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    here’s your ultimate alpha-male dream boyfriend, twitteroids

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      actors in charge of not behaving like bipolar women

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >telling people you were going to have a nice day because of them
      Is this guy a 14 year old girl?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      so this is the power of black kangz..

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        SAY HIS NAME
        >HE
        >WUZ
        >KANGZ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the threaten suicide method
      Quit stealing my moves!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most masculine black "man"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ultimate alpha-male
      Was Majors really considered a alpha male? He's always looked like a zesty homie. I know it's a meme but it's literally the only way to describe him. He's certainly never looked, or acted, like a tough looking alpha male.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's doing his blue steel in every photo of him i've ever seen. he should at least let la tigre out of the cage once in a while.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Youre a professional. I can tell.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suicide baiting is the most pathetic beta neurotic woman thing you can do.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing unmanly about being open with your mental health struggles. I hope you're freed from your toxic masculinity one day.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    buck status?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Broken beyond belief, the way Bane broke Batman

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    With majors I'm unsure if being a c**t in a relationship is grounds for a trial. Did he smack her up as well?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s now with a black girlfriend

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      zest level: mild, like a stale orange rind.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    we still good for the george Floyd biopic right he did the same thing

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    please keep the george floyd posts in /misc/

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am doing great things for my culture

    WTF does that even mean?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seething chuds in charge of dictating relationship morals or the future of court cases

    Majors is in the right, will win the court case, and will continue to be Kang. Seethe.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's gonna beat the charges just like he beat his girl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i believe all women sorry

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teflon Don just like Jussie and OJ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jussie was framed by Chicago PD and didn’t have the Disney lawyer money to push back the Republican funded lawsuit

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So he got mad she went out and partied with her friends? Got drunk and did shit? Why didn't he just dump her if he didn't like her being a party person? What he wanted a trad girl in this age kek he's going to jail. It's only 90 days for first DVD. Just do the time majors

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ffs he would have already be out of jail if he just pled guilty and did the stupid 90 days. He has millions so frick reputation. Someone will eventually hire you again. What a idiot

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then he compares himself to people as Obama kek, nobody gives to shits about Obama and has the audacity to think he can hide what he did because he wuz gun be a true Kang for his people? This dude is fricking moronic beyond belief.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that audio supposed to be damning? It sounds like he’s reasonably asking his drunk prostitute girlfriend to stop being a drunk prostitute because he has to uphold a reputation. Those texts though kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was asking her not to go to the hospital because it could lead to an investigation. And this was not the incident that led to the current court case. The text was actually not allowed to be entered into evidence until Kang's lawyer fricked up.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    acting like a stereotypical ape-Black person is actually very destructive for his culture. Black people like him are the reason whites and israelites will always reign supreme in the western world.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read that greentext in Trump's voice.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am doing great things, not just for me, but for my, for my culture and the world.
    I fricking hate actors so god damn much. You get paid to play pretend, stop acting like this has any actual impact on the world.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all black actors histrionic little b***hes now
    I couldn't imagine Wesley Snipes behaving like this much of a gay and he did a whole ass movie in a dress

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black males have higher estrogen levels by a significant amount than any other race witch makes them more aware of threats to status, makes them more neurotic and in a unscientific word, moodier

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plastic in the waters.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m a great man. A great man. I am doing great things, not just for me, but for my, for my culture and the world.

    Just another Hollywood narcissist

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A proud man of Yale, ladies and gentlemen. This is what an Ivy League education looks like in 2023

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me just lay it out for you, right? If I am, I’m just gonna say this. My temper, my shit, all that. All that said, right? And let’s say, I’m a great man. A great man. I am doing great things, not just for me, but for my, for my culture and the world. That is actually the position I’m in. That’s real. I’m not being a dick about it. I didn’t ask for it. I’ve worked, and that’s the situation. The woman that supports me — that I support, the work that — needs to be a great woman and make sacrifices the way that man is making for her and for them ultimately. Last night, two nights ago, you did not do that.
    this would unnironically be a great villain speech for an actual threating mcu antagonist

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