Kate Micucci. Is she the ultimate textbook example of girl-next-door?

Kate Micucci. Is she the ultimate textbook example of girl-next-door?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like:
    >Girl under the floor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like:
      >Gollum next Mordor

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STICC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ackshully she's got pretty good breasts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she is like a israeli version of Dakota Skye, I like it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Italians are white

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tall blonde she's in a band with has nasty pancake breasts, so Kate seems to be quite happy to whip her's out when she can.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they looked better when she was young, but that was 15 years ago

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My buddy laced some weed with LSD and said he smoked with them after a show and they got so fricking high, they ate each others pussies leading into a full on blowbang. My buddy is a famous musician, so I believe him. The two girls even had interviews where they explain why they don't do drugs with fans anymore.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's bullshit but I believe it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This doesn't sound far fetched to me at all. It sounds hot AF and I'm not being sarcastic.

              Honestly, it's 100% true and if it sounds like I'm playing the whole thing aloof, it's because I am. Cannot get too specific, but if you knew who my friend was, you wouldn't even doubt it. Kept this secret for years until now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post more details about that night or any other stories your friend has.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would but problem is, I don't hear this shot unless he's talking directly to his famous friends. I've heard so much insane shit, but these guys wouldn't lie on their dick. No need to.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This doesn't sound far fetched to me at all. It sounds hot AF and I'm not being sarcastic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She got them out in The Little hours. Not impressed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/g90kdZX.jpg

        Kate Micucci. Is she the ultimate textbook example of girl-next-door?

        Why am I obsessed with women who have secret kino bodies? The sandsnake from GoT and Ms Maisel are other examples

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, the redditor-next-door

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's like 50, dude.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      only 43

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was not aware Esquelito from Nacho Libre had other roles

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dude was just in that new shark movie The Black Demon, so your joke sucks

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's perfect for Velma idk why they gave the show to fricking mindy kalling and not her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sticc

      That dude was just in that new shark movie The Black Demon, so your joke sucks

      No one has even heard of that you gay

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am now 15% less attracted to her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do I get a demon possessed israeli uglyfu, lads?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's italian

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you live in a box under a bridge.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish she'd K-ate my coochie

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was passable in that episode of the netflix show Easy, mainly because Malin Akerman was naked in it.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bet she'd get a really cute tummy and better knockers if i impregnated her once or twice

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a deformed version of gibiasmr

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    in reality yeah

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't look 14.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    in reality no

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord look at that schnoz. I bet you won't ever need to buy a can opener with that hahaha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She would be too cheap to buy one

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd munch her micucci, if you catch my drift.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lived next to girls prettier than her. Most of us did.

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