>Zounds, sir! I shan't permit thine wanton wassails against mine own household. Thenceforth, if thou canst but refrain in swith from such ill-begotten verbage, I shouldst be most inclined to engage in such sanguinary as to reave this night asunder! Mayhap this magdalen thou lampoons couldst be of a loathly sort, howbeit, further insult would only hasten thine expiry! Verily, mine espousal be not a sheath for thine bodkin!
Why do they always have that ornery homie expression and attitude? They have won the lottery of life; never have to work a real job ever again and people love you for larping.
Diddy implied that Smith and Carlton developed a secret gay affair
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.marca.com/en/lifestyle/celebrities/2023/10/14/652ae12cca4741073e8b456c.html?espv=1
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-sun.com/entertainment/9630365/duane-martin-will-smith-who-affair/amp/?espv=1
https://www.hindustantimes.com/entertainment/hollywood/will-smith-shuts-down-gay-rumours-after-former-assistants-shocking-accusations-101700038464940-amp.html
I don't love Lupita as much anymore ever since she wore that outfit that displayed the horrific shape of her breasts. Having said that, I would still like to slather my face in superglue and press it in her butt.
I don't love Lupita as much anymore ever since she wore that outfit that displayed the horrific shape of her breasts. Having said that, I would still like to slather my face in superglue and press it in her butt.
What are you talking about, that is one incredible rack. If you've got it flaunt it.
This was one of the most light skinned shits ive seen in awhile. I also cant watch of his old movies/fresh prince since it came out hes the king of all cucks.
I have seen the unedited Bakersfield footage of the Oscars. What Will actually said was "Keep my wife's hair the frick out your mouth! You will catch alopecia!" He then jumped to his feet, lept to the stage, and gently wiped a windborn tuft of Jada's sheddings from his good friend Chris Rock's ample lips. There was no slap. The footage was sped up and the audio was altered. YOU HAVE BEEN LIED TO.
>Zounds, sir! I shan't permit thine wanton wassails against mine own household. Thenceforth, if thou canst but refrain in swith from such ill-begotten verbage, I shouldst be most inclined to engage in such sanguinary as to reave this night asunder! Mayhap this magdalen thou lampoons couldst be of a loathly sort, howbeit, further insult would only hasten thine expiry! Verily, mine espousal be not a sheath for thine bodkin!
Can you translate that into American?
who is that nubian queen behind him?
What's a nubian?
I miss when Kevin Smith was funny
BLACK RAAAAAAAGE
I think its a thing women ride that vibrates
Probably pasta but ludo thoughbeit
>Will Smith, would you please sit down?
>this is a black thing isn't it?
>oh n-
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY
HE KILLD IM
Why do they always have that ornery homie expression and attitude? They have won the lottery of life; never have to work a real job ever again and people love you for larping.
AW HELL NAW
WIKI WIKI WIKI WIKI WIKI
was this tied into the Diddy stuff in any way?
Diddy implied that Smith and Carlton developed a secret gay affair
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.marca.com/en/lifestyle/celebrities/2023/10/14/652ae12cca4741073e8b456c.html?espv=1
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-sun.com/entertainment/9630365/duane-martin-will-smith-who-affair/amp/?espv=1
https://www.hindustantimes.com/entertainment/hollywood/will-smith-shuts-down-gay-rumours-after-former-assistants-shocking-accusations-101700038464940-amp.html
>amp
Uncle Phil you should have a nice day
NAME MY MOUTHS WIFE OUT OF YOUR KEEP
>KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR FRICKING WIFE’S MOUTH
I thought Chris Rock was divorced?
>keep my wife's name out yo frickin mouth
I dont get it, a name is an abstract concept, it cant physically be in your mouth
KEEP
FRICKING
AND SUCKING
CHUCK
Sorry sir. I can't get it up for bald b***hes.
>lupita in the back there wondering when she can get away from all this Black bullshit and get herself BLEACHed.
I don't love Lupita as much anymore ever since she wore that outfit that displayed the horrific shape of her breasts. Having said that, I would still like to slather my face in superglue and press it in her butt.
An entirely reasonable position.
Is that black dude playing a new species of Predator?
What are you talking about, that is one incredible rack. If you've got it flaunt it.
Babe alert
Lupita NoBongos
This was one of the most light skinned shits ive seen in awhile. I also cant watch of his old movies/fresh prince since it came out hes the king of all cucks.
>How come dey keep sneeding and feeding my wyfe mann ;__;
Holy shit. Is this real?
100%
kinographic
I have seen the unedited Bakersfield footage of the Oscars. What Will actually said was "Keep my wife's hair the frick out your mouth! You will catch alopecia!" He then jumped to his feet, lept to the stage, and gently wiped a windborn tuft of Jada's sheddings from his good friend Chris Rock's ample lips. There was no slap. The footage was sped up and the audio was altered. YOU HAVE BEEN LIED TO.
>You will catch alopecia!
lul
YOU'VE GOT TO GET TO BANG YOU ONE OF THESE
Reminder that Tupac was going to be in Menace II Society.
Big fricking deal, jogger worshipper.
Point is Jada was in that movie.
Will only seethes if someone other then a white man fricks his wife
I try not to believe the whole humiliation ritual thing but this webm is pretty rough damn
Don't Be a Menace to the Oscars While Slapping Chris Rock On Stage
Not bad.
>how Jada got her groove back
>the slap was 2 years ago
KEEP MY WIFES DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH
>Obama and Michelle version