>Keeping lions, gorillas, crocodiles, sharks and all those other apex predators in a zoo is completely fine but keeping dinosaurs is totally not ok and is rape of le natural world because… BECAUSE I JUST HECKIN SAID SO OK?
Wtf was this butthole’s problem?
This smug butthole actually ended up believing he was right at the end, when the park failed because of the shitty security system and would’ve been no different situation with any other animal
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>implying you have to clone lions, gorillas, crocodiles, sharks and all those other apex predators and bring them back after hundreds of millions of years of extinction to keep them in a zoo
The park failed because chaos theory was correct and they couldn't account for everything (an all female park somehow finding a way to reproduce)
they should have been all male so their only options were to burtfrick each other to death
Because reviving ancient creatures in a time where they don't belong is not good
How many 15ft tall 9 ton gorillas at the zoo?
Because they're not dinosaurs, they're just lab created monsters.
There was nothing wrong with bringing Dinosaurs back. The issue was the way the park was designed. I love how the book goes into the aspect how the resurrected Dino's aren't even "real" Dino's, because of their chimera like DNA and all the patches and changes made to them to get them working properly. They literally had shit like "Tyrannosaurus 1.5" and shit like that. Dr. Wu even talks about how they could even redesign the Dinos further to make them fall more in line with what people's expectations of Dino's were.
Exactly they're not dinosaurs at all and the film series completely ignores this after the first film. They're genetically engineered Frankenstein's monsters made to sell tickets and merchandise and there's no way of knowing what they're fully capable of because they're cobbled together from different animal parts.
>being this wrong
grant says theyre theme park monsters in jp ///
I like JP3. I also like how it brought back the pterodactyl scenes from the book that were cut for the first movie.
Man they're freaky.
I also like how the Velociraptors in the book felt like Xenomorphs a little bit.
>built a whole suit just for this two second shot before they switch to CG for flying
Pretty rich coming from a guy who got fused with a fly because he didn't stop to think about the consequences.
Thanks for reminding me of that nightmare fuel.
He learned from his experience.
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his problem was that dinosaurs would become the top apex predators over humans and the park was basically playing with fire.
Gorillas aren't twenty feet tall.
Your chefs were so preoccupied with whether or not they could put together chili with sea bass, they didn't stop to think if they shoild
They certainly are lookers.
The island had one game warden armed with a shotgun who was tasked with keeping the dinosaurs under control. That same game warden wanted all the raptors to be destroyed since they were more bloodthirsty and intelligent than any naturally-occurring animal you would find in a normal zoo. Hammond put so much faith in technology that he was ill-prepared for dealing with unforeseen events.
>spared no expense
>one IT guy writes all 2,000,000 lines of code for the park
>one game warden with a 12 gauge to keep the prehistoric carnivores in check
What are budget cuts
Muldoon didn't even need a shotgun. As it turns out, you can stop a velociraptor by holding your hands up.
he never once mentions zoos and we dont know his attitude toward them
Spielberg made him a kindly but naive man in the movie, but Hammond in the book is just a giant butthole and all the problems in the park are due to his poor decisions
>chaos theory
>not dinosaurs but lab created monsters
>in the book
>genetically engineered Frankenstein’s monsters
what's your point dickhead?
breeds raptors
can't even show them to guests because of the danger.
keeps the In a literal hole in the ground.
an animal as smart as a person with the killing instinct of a crocodile stuck in a hole in the ground
hope is short enough where they can jump out
moron award
The park had failed months before Hammond invited the scientists, raptors and compys had been breeding uncontrollably and stowing away on ships to the mainland from the beginning. Nedry's plot simply hastened the park's destruction; if the power would've gone off for any other reason in the future there would likely be a mass casualty incident because of the unknown backup power glitch.
Also, it's mentioned in the novel that almost none of the equipment they built for dinosaur control worked because the dinosaurs were much faster, more intelligent, and hard to damage than anyone could've anticipated. Regular guns are so ineffective on them that Muldoon secretly purchased a fricking rocket launcher to kill them if shit hit the fan.
>Muldoon secretly purchased a fricking rocket launcher
not secretly, he ordered 3 but Hammond/others cut the order so he only got 1
Zoos are fricked up too. Its basically a flex on the animal kingdom showing how powerful humans are
Its sort of like if israelites actually were part of a big cabal and kept emasculated whites in a technological zoo (social/entertainment/news media) where they'd humiliate them as a flex
>This smug butthole actually ended up believing he was right at the end, when the park failed because of the shitty security system and would’ve been no different situation with any other animal
i don't want crocs as pets but my parents have 5 of them in the countryside, these animals will fight back, MALCOLM IS IN THE RIGHT!!!!! YOU CAN'T PREDICT WILD ANIMAL BEHAVIOR!!!
Read the book, it's better. JP the movie is about cool dino effects and setpieces (which are great), not about acting, plot, or smart ideas.
>make all the dinosaurs male, which in birds are usually bigger and more colorful anyway
>use simple moats/ditches instead of exorbitantly expensive fences that are prone to failure
>just drive the jeeps normally instead of the autistic jeeprail system
i fixed it.
I think you forgot that uh life uh finds uh way