>sometimes we are left to face the hornets alone
>I used to have a family, like a hive
>the hive is more important
Seriously who wrote this shit? I was laughing my ass off the whole intro.
>muh dog, uh I mean nice old black lady
>I can’t install a program, but I can digitally manage multimillion dollar accounts
>comical wall street white guy scammer villain, not some pajeet or vatnik like real life
Please tell the whole movie has this many bee puns, this is early 80s action movie tier writing.
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Are you still watching it now? It has a bee pun like every 5 minutes throughout the whole thing. It’s kino. Only thing that disappointed me was that I thought he was gonna have actual supernatural bee powers like Candyman but I never watched the trailer.
Yea just started
>there is a bee pun every 5 minutes
Fricking kino
There’s a scene like halfway through the movie where a character says with a straight face “if a beekeeper says he’s gonna kill you, you’re dead” that made me almost spit my drink out laughing
This movie is just boomer porn isn’t it. They literally say stealing from the elderly is worse than hurting a child.
And they were making fun of new tech shit like crypto and nfts
You’ve been a busy bee haven’t you
Yeah it’s about an old badass having to come out of retirement because the younger generation are all incompetent drug addicts ruining their retirement, social security, and country, so they must be murdered
Wait until ‘to bee or not to bee’
There better bee at least one scene where he sicks a hive of bees on a guy and kills him.
>you better tell me who the frick did this right now, give me a name
>I don’t know, but he kept making bee puns.
what was this guy problem? (and accent)
Beekeeper took me leg
>president has a threat?
>let’s invite all these wacky heavily armed foreigners over
>oh shit, someone LARPing as a beekeeper is coming to kill me
>better hire someone who LARPs as a bee
Pretty good fight scene vs that guy near the end but really this film was missing a proper final boss
Who would win?
why didn't the fbi guys turn around?
I saw the movie. It doesn’t have bee puns, it has mostly bee metaphors. “Sometimes, a queen slayer bee must kill the queen’s defective male offspring.” The dialogue is all things like
>Who is he?
>Well what do you know about him?
>He said he was a beekeeper
>Holy shit
>What?
>He’s the most dangerous person you’ve ever met
>I just asked who he is
>He’s the last thing you’ll ever see
What do you Americans say? ‘To bee or not to bee’?
You can't bee serious
The speech he made where he compared a country to a bee hive was so fricking bad. And not funny-bad, just bad.
>comical wall street white guy scammer villain, not some pajeet or vatnik like real life
no man you don't get it, the bad guy is a WASP, see?
>pajeet or russian
>in wall street
>not some rich white yuppie
where were the beekeepers during the biggest scam in American history, the Iraq war?
> Seriously who wrote this shit?
More important question is:
> Seriously who watches this shit?
Apparently, low IQ ameritoids like OP
buzz off
There is place for cring kino.
it wasn't cringekino at all
that would be crank
>I can’t install a program, but I can digitally manage multimillion dollar accounts
What is wrong with this? She is the signatory on a charity account, you don't need computer skills to do that.
It was wonderfully moronic.