Keeping the bees

>sometimes we are left to face the hornets alone
>I used to have a family, like a hive
>the hive is more important

Seriously who wrote this shit? I was laughing my ass off the whole intro.

>muh dog, uh I mean nice old black lady
>I can’t install a program, but I can digitally manage multimillion dollar accounts
>comical wall street white guy scammer villain, not some pajeet or vatnik like real life

Please tell the whole movie has this many bee puns, this is early 80s action movie tier writing.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you still watching it now? It has a bee pun like every 5 minutes throughout the whole thing. It’s kino. Only thing that disappointed me was that I thought he was gonna have actual supernatural bee powers like Candyman but I never watched the trailer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea just started
      >there is a bee pun every 5 minutes
      Fricking kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a scene like halfway through the movie where a character says with a straight face “if a beekeeper says he’s gonna kill you, you’re dead” that made me almost spit my drink out laughing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This movie is just boomer porn isn’t it. They literally say stealing from the elderly is worse than hurting a child.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And they were making fun of new tech shit like crypto and nfts

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You’ve been a busy bee haven’t you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it’s about an old badass having to come out of retirement because the younger generation are all incompetent drug addicts ruining their retirement, social security, and country, so they must be murdered

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait until ‘to bee or not to bee’

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There better bee at least one scene where he sicks a hive of bees on a guy and kills him.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you better tell me who the frick did this right now, give me a name
    >I don’t know, but he kept making bee puns.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was this guy problem? (and accent)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beekeeper took me leg

      >president has a threat?
      >let’s invite all these wacky heavily armed foreigners over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh shit, someone LARPing as a beekeeper is coming to kill me
      >better hire someone who LARPs as a bee

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good fight scene vs that guy near the end but really this film was missing a proper final boss

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't the fbi guys turn around?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the movie. It doesn’t have bee puns, it has mostly bee metaphors. “Sometimes, a queen slayer bee must kill the queen’s defective male offspring.” The dialogue is all things like
    >Who is he?
    >Well what do you know about him?
    >He said he was a beekeeper
    >Holy shit
    >What?
    >He’s the most dangerous person you’ve ever met
    >I just asked who he is
    >He’s the last thing you’ll ever see

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you Americans say? ‘To bee or not to bee’?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't bee serious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The speech he made where he compared a country to a bee hive was so fricking bad. And not funny-bad, just bad.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >comical wall street white guy scammer villain, not some pajeet or vatnik like real life
    no man you don't get it, the bad guy is a WASP, see?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pajeet or russian
      >in wall street
      >not some rich white yuppie

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where were the beekeepers during the biggest scam in American history, the Iraq war?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Seriously who wrote this shit?
    More important question is:
    > Seriously who watches this shit?

    Apparently, low IQ ameritoids like OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buzz off

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is place for cring kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't cringekino at all

      that would be crank

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I can’t install a program, but I can digitally manage multimillion dollar accounts
    What is wrong with this? She is the signatory on a charity account, you don't need computer skills to do that.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was wonderfully moronic.

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