>kevin smith was well regarded in hollywood
Not really.
Jews all laughed their noses of at him and Bruce Willis actively despised him to his face, the based bastard.
This trailer was insanely painful to watch. It was obvious that this was gonna be full of Kevin Smith's self-referential cringe, but I didn't expect that it would be ALL self-referential cringe without exception.
Cinemaphile wont like to hear it but this is causal of the current woke predicament we're in. It's analogous to all those sanctimonious woke lectures where some uneducated white is scolded for racism; like you would see on Netflix
https://i.imgur.com/iRk5BFe.jpg
kek
Why does Kevin Smith keep making movies where he's given the chance to make a movie. These losers who are doing nothing with their lives are going to make a movie and live their dreams. Is this meant to be meta or a cry for help. This was also the plot of that Jay and Silent Bob stoner movie right?
I remember how one of the main criticisms of Clerks 2 is how they were all in their mid 30's and now it's even more pathetic. Like the movie kind of acknowledges that, but at the same time, none of their lives improve or get better. In fact they start at square one. So why the frick would I care about even more regressed man children? >the movie is just them making Clerks
this fricking sucks
you can just tell from the picture, they have nothing to say, theres not gonna be any jokes, it will NOT be entertaining, its not even gonna make money. its just content from a lost, confused manchild.
Wow, that looks horrible. Clerks 2 was funny and relatively self-contained. You didn’t have to see Clerks to be entertained by it. This looks like nothing but self-referential humor. Kevin Smith really is creatively bankrupt. Randall doesn’t even seem like much of a smarmy butthole anymore. Just three straight movies of Star Wars jokes.
His plan all along was to bait people into thinking the new MOTU was gonna be badass and about He-Man so that people would be hyped for it and watch it, down to telling white lies that he doesn't die right at the start, but of course in the actual series he dies right at the start to be replaced by ugly butch lesbians.
>THIS was supposed to beat Top Gun 2 at the box office
lmao
hey dudes we're 60
why do Rosario's eyes look all fricked up, she looks like a nutjob
She looks insanely hot as she always has and always will.
nah
the dangers of sometimes going ass to mouth...
The ass to mouth scene sounded like they were talking about rimjobs not sucking a dick after it's been in an ass.
Always thought this too. Fatty doesn't know what ATM is
oh? if that's true, then what does goes bass to mouth mean, huh??
i want her to give me a nutjob
hard to believe there was a time when kevin smith was well regarded in hollywood
Clerks, Chasing Amy, and especially Dogma were all decent movies. It's weird how everything after these is just complete dogshit
I disagree, Clerks 2 is a fine picture, and so is Tusk but that's if you're a sicko
>kevin smith was well regarded in hollywood
Not really.
Jews all laughed their noses of at him and Bruce Willis actively despised him to his face, the based bastard.
oh man the weird dude got pretty damn fat
first of these kind of movies where its difficult to look at. not sure why
looks pretty cringe. you cant have edgy irreverence when you are a dumb rich c**t subject to pozzed rules of modernity.
"hey kids hella meta Disney joke!" frick off fatty.
Haha seriously
I hope Randall will give a heckin epic speech about the MCU!
I unironically thought it was a RLM photo before clicking on it.
This trailer was insanely painful to watch. It was obvious that this was gonna be full of Kevin Smith's self-referential cringe, but I didn't expect that it would be ALL self-referential cringe without exception.
it's only been 8hours, it's called time zones
>moviepoopshootdotcom
Who's the proto-troony on the left
The poor dude ._.
more meta crap like jsb reboot
frick you kevin smith all your movies should be Cinemaphilentained
How long until they scrub this scene from existence
Genuinely gets me to laugh everytime. I doubt the new one will have anything close to this level of comedy
>The judge said you gotta stop putting hands on people
Fricking still makes me laugh.
BABY YOU CANT TASTE RACISM
It’s 2022 and we still haven’t reclaimed porch monkey bros…
>this video is unavailable
yap ~~*they*~~ are quick
Cinemaphile wont like to hear it but this is causal of the current woke predicament we're in. It's analogous to all those sanctimonious woke lectures where some uneducated white is scolded for racism; like you would see on Netflix
Why does Kevin Smith keep making movies where he's given the chance to make a movie. These losers who are doing nothing with their lives are going to make a movie and live their dreams. Is this meant to be meta or a cry for help. This was also the plot of that Jay and Silent Bob stoner movie right?
>although she did once refer to a broken bottle as a Black person knife
Always fricking gets me
how is shini spelled? never heard that one
I remember how one of the main criticisms of Clerks 2 is how they were all in their mid 30's and now it's even more pathetic. Like the movie kind of acknowledges that, but at the same time, none of their lives improve or get better. In fact they start at square one. So why the frick would I care about even more regressed man children?
>the movie is just them making Clerks
this fricking sucks
This is depressing.
you can just tell from the picture, they have nothing to say, theres not gonna be any jokes, it will NOT be entertaining, its not even gonna make money. its just content from a lost, confused manchild.
Rosario has a career, what's she doing there?
>WE'RE 60 YEAR OLD DUDES WITH NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN BATMAN COMICS 'N' WEED BROSKIS!!
this is so damn pitiful
Legit thought it would be about Randall turning his life around until they decided to just make Clerks
what if it's about them running their own store as co-owners? whilst still reading comics and smoking weed of course
Wow, that looks horrible. Clerks 2 was funny and relatively self-contained. You didn’t have to see Clerks to be entertained by it. This looks like nothing but self-referential humor. Kevin Smith really is creatively bankrupt. Randall doesn’t even seem like much of a smarmy butthole anymore. Just three straight movies of Star Wars jokes.
Cinemaphile will think it's kino because they adore being jerked around with rehashed endless reboots long past their prime.
pic unrelated
Kevin Smith gave me hope for a great new Masters of the Universe series and crushed my dreams in a matter of weeks, frick that homosexual
>Kevin Smith gave me hope
Why?
His plan all along was to bait people into thinking the new MOTU was gonna be badass and about He-Man so that people would be hyped for it and watch it, down to telling white lies that he doesn't die right at the start, but of course in the actual series he dies right at the start to be replaced by ugly butch lesbians.
I forgot how much of an butthole he was
I hate this ugly ass Netflix ultra-masculine, fake-anime style.
Why would seeing Smith's name on anything post 2008 give you anything other than dread?
he was creatively done after jay and silent bob.
"we need the money" the movie
taint and/or brown area dick p0wnage
I'm sure this will suck just as hard as Jay and Silent Bob Reboot.
He's back baby!!!!!
No one man should have all that power.
Also nice trips
randall looks like he's about to start saying dougie jones
>here's these teenage clerks I was telling you about
Kevin's heart attack was just like Stephen kings getting hit by a van. Fricking ruined him.
Heard he even had a falling out with Walt and Bry lately. Shame since 100% of his success was just mooching off of their humor.