NTA but >Lauren Keyana "Keke" Palmer (/ˈkiːki/ KEE-kee;[1] born August 26, 1993) is an American actress, singer, and television host.
I thought it was Keke like Kek, but it's kee-kee. Also >She grew up in a Catholic household. Her parents, Sharon and Lawrence "Larry" Palmer, who met in drama school, had both worked as professional actors before settling into full-time jobs. Her father works for a polyurethane company, and her mother is a high school teacher who works with autistic children. Her father is also a Catholic deacon.
Black, catholic and hot. Yep, she's got no future in Pedowood.
Someone has been pushing rhis bullshit for a couple years now. First the headlines were "fans are demanding Keke be Rogue" bullshit. Now "rumors"
Her pr team is working overtime. Frick this b***h
can she act? I don't think ive seen her in anything. She looks like a Storm. I swear to God, they better not frick up X-Men. But I have no more faith in them after the Fantastic 4 picks. Makes me sad.
>I have no more faith in them after the Fantastic 4 picks
i'm not seeing anything overtly wrong with their F4 picks this time around, except maybe that pascal seems a bit too old for the role.
the funniest part of this image to me is that the gibberish names at the bottom all sound african >Aki Kailal >Poani Oelnaki >Olany Embukon >Pola Ekai Goadi >Jieni Nfmangu >Oami Maneje >Metb Hakon
>Keke Palmer
who the frick? lemme google >pic related is one of the first results
OH WOW
congrats to the MCU for one again, casting the ugliest subhumans they can find
Why do you tards pretend that the MCU was ever anything more than bottom of the barrel CGI slop? >muh iron man 1 desert scene
A decade and a half ago and it’s literally the only good iron man movies and probably one of the only good MCU movies
>MCU movies have always been US propaganda films
There are distinct differences in degree between former and latter marvel films. For propaganda to be successful, it actually has to be watched and enjoyed. Marvel has been a loss generator for Disney since late 2022.
By what metric? People went to see that shitty Raimi film with Doctor Strange and Wanda and it sits as one of highest grossing MCU movies. The only true flop movies was Captain Marvel 2 which
a) was a sequel to a movie nobody gave a shit about outside of IW/Endgame hype
b) had a lead actress which many people don’t care for
c) was a clearly unfinished mess with poor WoM
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>By what metric?
By box office returns compared with production costs that are all generally publicly available since Disney does nearly all filming in the UK for tax breaks now, and the UK requires public production costs. >Thor Love and Thunder
Financial loss >Black Panther Wakanda Forever
Financial loss. >Ant Man 3
Big financial loss. >The Marvels
Huge gaping financial wound.
Most films these days cost between $200MM and $500MM to make, with additional marketing costs of between $100MM to $300MM. That means a film has to close between $600MM to $1B dollars during box office to give the studio enough revenue to continue making a next film. Disney and Marvel are falling short of thst with increasing frequency.
I don't get the love for Iron Man 1. It's just as slop as all the others. The only thing ballsy about it is it depicts muslims as terrorists and he goes to the Middle East to frick some arabs up. The rest of the film is your standard Marvel slop though.
The whole comic is about Bishop going into alternate universes, this is the first one. The poofta in purple is supposed to be Blackrine.
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Oh frick it gets worse
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The art is absolutely horrendous on the eyes.
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that wolverine and beast might be the funniest shit I've ever seen.
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this feels really racist
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The artist/writer duo.
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Blacks always draw themselves as the characters? they are obviously homie Wolverine and homie Beast
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>they are obviously homie Wolverine and homie Beast
Thought the same >Blacks always draw themselves as the characters?
If you see pics of comic book artists in general they do resemble their art.
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thank god blacks arnt the dominant race imagine looking at this and saying yep thats me!
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black beast KEK
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Afro Beast, Black Beast exists and is fricking based
The whole comic is about Bishop going into alternate universes, this is the first one. The poofta in purple is supposed to be Blackrine.
Oh frick it gets worse
It's interesting see black people re-imagine known characters to fit a black narrative. And are praised for it.
Would be interesting to see white people do the same but I can't think of any examples that they would want to.
Keke Palmer is married and has a child with her husband, but a while back she went to this Usher concert wearing a see through dress that showed her bra and thong and then got on stage and danced and grinded on Usher. When people online complained about this behavior she just said that they were being "haters" and being insecure.
I haven't seen a MCU film in the theaters since Guardians of the Galaxy.
I haven't watched a MCU show since the original Netflix Daredevil's first season.
It's not that hard to just not watch shit that will be predictably bad.
lucky for disney, im not racist when im horny
prog harder
>not combining the two and calling her your little house pet Black person when your balls deep
ywnmi
>t. jungle fever simp
MCU is dead.
Awesome keep us posted
STORM
she would be a great storm
i am interested in seeing her take a big role on film
>keke
not a name
I'm Keke the monkey kek kek! I love shekels more than anything! Can you spare 1 X-men role?
What will you do?
>give her a role
>never give her anything
>give her the dick
That's where you are wrong, buddy.
>keke
why blacks cant name their children with normal names?
Keke is a name of white european origin. her actual name is Lauren thoughever.
source?
NTA but
>Lauren Keyana "Keke" Palmer (/ˈkiːki/ KEE-kee;[1] born August 26, 1993) is an American actress, singer, and television host.
I thought it was Keke like Kek, but it's kee-kee. Also
>She grew up in a Catholic household. Her parents, Sharon and Lawrence "Larry" Palmer, who met in drama school, had both worked as professional actors before settling into full-time jobs. Her father works for a polyurethane company, and her mother is a high school teacher who works with autistic children. Her father is also a Catholic deacon.
Black, catholic and hot. Yep, she's got no future in Pedowood.
Someone has been pushing rhis bullshit for a couple years now. First the headlines were "fans are demanding Keke be Rogue" bullshit. Now "rumors"
Her pr team is working overtime. Frick this b***h
More like Coco Pawmer
She's playing a hero called the Albino Anaconda Tamer
who the frick cares, you pathetic fricking pussy.
please delete that shit
WTF is that? Absolutely hideous.
Black person you just made me gay
>GYATT
hummina hummina
Imagine
Awooga!
As far as black chicks go she isn't bad looking. Still has Black person hair though.
So much better than weaves
It's Jean Grey. Cyke and Wolvie will fight over her. they both win
She's playing Doctor Doom.
Screenshot this post.
I used to date a mulatto girl who looked a lot like her but with lighter skin.
she looks like she fricks white men
she's married to a mulatto fitness instructor.
can she act? I don't think ive seen her in anything. She looks like a Storm. I swear to God, they better not frick up X-Men. But I have no more faith in them after the Fantastic 4 picks. Makes me sad.
>I have no more faith in them after the Fantastic 4 picks
i'm not seeing anything overtly wrong with their F4 picks this time around, except maybe that pascal seems a bit too old for the role.
Pascal is basically the go-to guy now when you have a role that’s made for a white guy, but you really really don’t want to cast a white guy.
Indeed. Also, he didn't turn his brother trans and sacrifice 6 toddlers every solstice to NOT get A-list movie roles.
She was fricking insufferable in Nope
bait the racists, we need eyeballs on this, see what kind of attention we get so we can crunch the numbers
more like kek kek
>casting a blackie as rogue
>entire thing is stealing shit from other people
what did they mean by this
huh
the funniest part of this image to me is that the gibberish names at the bottom all sound african
>Aki Kailal
>Poani Oelnaki
>Olany Embukon
>Pola Ekai Goadi
>Jieni Nfmangu
>Oami Maneje
>Metb Hakon
post your bullshit on reddit where it belongs
>Keke Palmer
who the frick? lemme google
>pic related is one of the first results
OH WOW
congrats to the MCU for one again, casting the ugliest subhumans they can find
thank you, America
thumbnail made her look doing some black tifa cosplay
Unironically, she’d be a decent Storm.
They need to stop casting these millenial hags and bring in some zoomer talents already. Its 2024
You guys still watch MCU shit?
I bet you're gonna go see the Deadpool Wolverine movie too, huh? Daddy Iger will be really happy.
>black wants to steal White role for character with the power to steal things
Oic
no no no no... please no come on...NO NOT ROGUE CMON.... NOT ROGUE PLEASE FRICK NO CMON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Marvel died in 2019 who cares anymore?
Why do you tards pretend that the MCU was ever anything more than bottom of the barrel CGI slop?
>muh iron man 1 desert scene
A decade and a half ago and it’s literally the only good iron man movies and probably one of the only good MCU movies
Nta, Marvel went from merely bad films to bad films saturated with unmissable propaganda and hatred for its own audience. There *is* a difference.
MCU movies have always been US propaganda films. The only difference now is that there adding in the minority parts of the propagandist shit
>MCU movies have always been US propaganda films
There are distinct differences in degree between former and latter marvel films. For propaganda to be successful, it actually has to be watched and enjoyed. Marvel has been a loss generator for Disney since late 2022.
By what metric? People went to see that shitty Raimi film with Doctor Strange and Wanda and it sits as one of highest grossing MCU movies. The only true flop movies was Captain Marvel 2 which
a) was a sequel to a movie nobody gave a shit about outside of IW/Endgame hype
b) had a lead actress which many people don’t care for
c) was a clearly unfinished mess with poor WoM
>By what metric?
By box office returns compared with production costs that are all generally publicly available since Disney does nearly all filming in the UK for tax breaks now, and the UK requires public production costs.
>Thor Love and Thunder
Financial loss
>Black Panther Wakanda Forever
Financial loss.
>Ant Man 3
Big financial loss.
>The Marvels
Huge gaping financial wound.
Most films these days cost between $200MM and $500MM to make, with additional marketing costs of between $100MM to $300MM. That means a film has to close between $600MM to $1B dollars during box office to give the studio enough revenue to continue making a next film. Disney and Marvel are falling short of thst with increasing frequency.
I don't get the love for Iron Man 1. It's just as slop as all the others. The only thing ballsy about it is it depicts muslims as terrorists and he goes to the Middle East to frick some arabs up. The rest of the film is your standard Marvel slop though.
>ballsy
This wasn't ballsy in 2006 or whatever when the film came out. It was the standard predominant culture.
ANON WAS ABLE TO MAKE THIS SHITPOST IN A BASEMENT!
WITH A BOTTLE OF PISS!
She’s gonna be Black Cat. Peter Parker MUST have at least 1 Black love interest. Please Feige do not destroy the WMBW train.
Any redhead left to get blacked? I suppose they gonna aim for an X-Men one
These anons get it, it's Jean Grey. Unless they choose to get full retarted on Banshee, that would make kek
the frick is this thing, legit MCU comics source?
Bishop: War College #2
oh they're all black now? are blacks so creatively bankrupt they cant make their own characters?
The whole comic is about Bishop going into alternate universes, this is the first one. The poofta in purple is supposed to be Blackrine.
Oh frick it gets worse
The art is absolutely horrendous on the eyes.
that wolverine and beast might be the funniest shit I've ever seen.
this feels really racist
The artist/writer duo.
Blacks always draw themselves as the characters? they are obviously homie Wolverine and homie Beast
>they are obviously homie Wolverine and homie Beast
Thought the same
>Blacks always draw themselves as the characters?
If you see pics of comic book artists in general they do resemble their art.
thank god blacks arnt the dominant race imagine looking at this and saying yep thats me!
black beast KEK
Afro Beast, Black Beast exists and is fricking based
so really IT'S a thing, goddamit
>These anons get it, it's Jean Grey.
DON'T EVEN FRICKING JOKE ABOUT THAT
Seriously. That is not something that should be put into the ether Holy frick
Because you didn't b***h about the 50 other times they killed a red head for a Black person
Now do them all white lol... I'm guessing this series was about blacks being oppressed; I wonder what an all white world xmen will look like...
It's interesting see black people re-imagine known characters to fit a black narrative. And are praised for it.
Would be interesting to see white people do the same but I can't think of any examples that they would want to.
Keke kinda cute. So I say frick it and let her play rouge.
Why are actors still signing on for this? It's like buying tickets on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.
>Actors
That Black person is not an actor, anon. It's a diversity hire propaganda pawn.
Why can't she be storm? Why are anons claiming she is gonna be any of the white characters?
Expect the worst because that is what they have been giving us.
Keke Palmer is married and has a child with her husband, but a while back she went to this Usher concert wearing a see through dress that showed her bra and thong and then got on stage and danced and grinded on Usher. When people online complained about this behavior she just said that they were being "haters" and being insecure.
What a trashy piece of shit.
>t. insecure hater
BWC bawd
There still making these movies??
i am pretty racist but keke palmer is a qt and has infectious energy that i find extremely entertaining
you don't have to be gay nerds about everything
>either another literally who character or a race swap that would devalue a character to literally who tier
grim
As long as Bai Ling is playing Storm and the set is quite cold, they can cast whoever they like as Rouge.
>marvel is finished for the 47th time, just trust me bro
can you spastics really just not stop watching and caring about this horseshit?
Yeah bro, the state of Marvel and Disney is comparable to 5 years ago, right? Lmfao.
Keke is kino
yep
could possibly work, despite being unnecessary.
When did you check out of watching nucapeshit? For me it was Quantumania.
I haven't seen a MCU film in the theaters since Guardians of the Galaxy.
I haven't watched a MCU show since the original Netflix Daredevil's first season.
It's not that hard to just not watch shit that will be predictably bad.
i considered endgame to be the end of the MCU, though I feel Infinity War and "the snap" to be a better endpoint.
https://gofile.io/d/euMf24
As long as she agrees to wear the gloves I'm in.
As long as she has hairy armpits and any other body hair I'm fine with it.
Never forget how Keke humiliated her husband and all the twitter witches labeled him "insecure" then it was exposed that Keke was cheating on him kek
As long as there's an onscreen male on male ass frick I'm fine with it.
Its from her middle name Keyana. His troll worked though. Made me check her Wikipedia.