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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks so ugly for a ken

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s literally me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they literally hired a middle aged woman with a jaw straight out of a western videogame to play barbie and you're complaining about ken's appearance?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >middle aged woman
        she is 32

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's retirement age for Hollywood actresses

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          32 is old. Look at Scarlett Johansen. Marvel killed her off in Endgame when she was 33. They knew that her sex appeal was expiring and that audiences would stop watching soon. They only did the Black Widow movie due to contractual obligations and to setup a much younger successor.

          What do you think they're doing with Brie Larson (age:33) in The Marvels? Obviously it's a send-off to her character and she'll be replaced with Iman Vellani (age:20).

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is a common known thing that female actresses lie about their age to stay in film. She's older than you think

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you know that birth certificates are public documents? You can just look this info up

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you actuamly watched the movie you would know that Margarot Robbie looked god tier facial aesthetics in this movie.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's more "handsome" than pretty though

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would still cum in her handsome ass

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you actuamly watched the movie
          I didn't.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has 2 different sized eyes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He looks so ugly
      Actually factually wrong.
      https://streamable.com/8zcxzz

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >https://streamable.com/8zcxzz
        Ken=butterface

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ideal Barbie & Ken would be 10/10 models in their late teens. Goose is getting old, so is Margot. Goose isn't bad looking, but he isn't head-turning like Ken is meant to be

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        "like Ken is meant to be" says 40 year virgin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree. They made him look like a gay James Bond villain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will stab you.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was always great at comedy, he stole all the scenes in the Big Short.
    I'm surprised he doesn't do more comedy considering they're cheap to produce and he can get a much bigger cut.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gets paid well enough that he can pick good scripts.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you think it was adcidental?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M JACKED JACKED TO THE TIITS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he doesn't want to become Ryan Reynolds

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ryan Reynolds is reddit tier funny, he can always play himself.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ryan Reynolds
        Ah yes the billionaire "actor" that decided he wants to be an actor as a hobby, playing himself in every movie. My favorite actor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He looks like the bad guy from Doom

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kens always win

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was garbage and Ken still got a shit ending despite being the only good part. How did they manage to make none of the Barbies or female characters likeable? The old woman arguably was the only one that even had a character

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the movie is good and ken is the real hero

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbie apologizes for being a toxic girlfriend
      >Ken realizes that he no longer needs Barbie and can finally discover who he truly is
      >still has his Mojo Dojo Casa House
      How was this a shit ending for Ken?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He lives in the prostitute dimension as a second class citizen

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s used to it. Now he can do what he enjoys with needing to be observed

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >without needing to be observed

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Until the Ken movie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He lives in the prostitute dimension as a second class citizen
          Just like irl women. The trick the movie pulls is that the Kens were basically women all along.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ken learns to not be a b***h or worse, a simp. That's the only message a man actually needs nowadays. 'MAN UP'

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was the only character allowed to be funny in this movie that was advertised as a wacky comedy movie.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You homosexuals are pushing a literally dickless, homeless incel who loses his revolution as who you identify with.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so many men lost their revolution, but changed the world anyway

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      peoplekind

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being rebound bussy for a PM

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is no longer literally me. He's just kind of reddit now.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >toxic masculinity
    Any more made up leftie horseshit, like gender, patriarchy, living wage or depression?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are Black person barbies, fat barbies and even disabled barbies
    >kens are all top10% males (lol allan)

    What did they mean by this?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He actually played into the, "I am a children's toy" angle with his bizarre mannerisms and very innocent worldview. They should have made the writers and lead actors all sit down and observe a few classes of 1st graders playing with toys to get a better idea of all the unintentionally hilarious things kids imagine. They paid more attention to the fact that Barbie doesn't eat real food than they did to how children actually play with toys.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kenergy

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When to the gym recently.
    Need that ken bod

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >k-ken is about le toxic patriarchy

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