i always thought this was the implicaiton. then again I thought that was normal growing up until they took me out of my parents house at 8 or somthing.
it's a movie for kids. why are you a grown adult and going "why was the mean uncle like that he was out of pocket", because if they all loved kevin it would be boring. quit being stupid.
Lmao since when could you bord a plane without your bording passes being scanned or at least checked. Also I’m pretty sure you have to show your passport too. In real life this would not happen
I might be a zoomer but I’m not moronic. You would still have to show your bording pass or else anyone could get onto the plane this is just simple stuff
pre-9/11 was a magical time
back in 1995 my mom took a 4" blade in one of those collapsible coolers through security as carry on because it was her, my dad and us four kids going on vacation and all traveling together
back in 1992 I carried an ak-47 onto a commercial airliner. When they asked for my boarding pass I pointed the rifle at them and said "rat-a-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!" and we all had a good laugh. Then I got a blowjob from the stewardess mid-flight and the pilot let me help land the plane.
Then the Patriot Act happened and now you'll get tackled for using the wrong pronouns at an airport.
>back in 1992 I carried an ak-47 onto a commercial airliner. When they asked for my boarding pass I pointed the rifle at them and said "rat-a-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!" and we all had a good laugh. Then I got a blowjob from the stewardess mid-flight and the pilot let me help land the plane.
No, you didn't.
lol all the boom booms malding
could have just not let georgie porgie detonate a couple buildings and you could still be flying without an issue but nooo
ah, those were the days. I remember being allowed to bring my hole saw onboard those days. the crew didn't mind me drilling up a gloryhole and sucking dicks while in the air.
I fear for when zoomers lead the world. The lack of education and knowledge of history is astounding. You're one of the first to grow up with the answers one search away but your generation still remains ignorant. It's baffling.
>lack of education and knowledge of history is astounding
I’ve never thought about this about boomers but it seems to be very true. It’s like they can’t fathom how the world was different before they existed.
lol all the boom booms malding
could have just not let georgie porgie detonate a couple buildings and you could still be flying without an issue but nooo
I was in Wisconsin half a decade ago and had my only form of picture ID sitting in my lap on the way to the airport. My dumbass got out of the car at a store and it fell on the ground. I was panicking thinking they wouldn't let me board but TSA just pulled me aside for a more thorough pat down and sent me on my way. God I love being white. Some dude found it and contacted my dad (we have the same name) on Facebook and my dad mailed it to me.
That’s all normal for 1992, the bigger plot hole is getting 15 people from Winnetka to O’Hare, through check-in, through the airport and to the gate in 45 minutes in pre-holiday traffic
Until 2001 you could literally go to the airport for fun. Pick up your friends at the gate.
Old people would like go walk in the airport for exercise it was like going to the mall. They only would check your ticket to literally get out by the plane like anything else with a ticket
Yeah, because that would be just the brutal reality of being a little black boy locked in the car in the summer. It's not funny or whimsical, it's deadly and common.
The least you can do is acknowledge the slavery you were born in. There have been genocides carried out over far less than what Americans comply with every day.
>soon pre-9/11 airport security will be completely forgotten >getting molested by TSA agents will have always been normal and really it's *you* whos weird for not being cool with it
you must be childless. after the first one you don't go nuts about the subsequent ones, and they can easily be lost in the shuffle of life. courts would fine her innocent if Kevin died in a house fire cause most likely the jury all had sex before, unlike you.
I found it kind of interesting. You don't see many homeless characters who are nice and also happy being homeless. They didn't try to force a happy ending for her where she gets cleaned up and gets a job or reunites with her family. I found that refreshing.
I'm a zoomer but I like how normal everyone looks in this movie. No moronic tattoos or obesity. Everyone's eye look more soulful and aware of their surroundings.
Or stuff like the family having 5 kids and tons of cousins being normal or the hero of the film going to a church and other stuff you wouldn't see in a modern kino.
How did you guys run the country into the ground so quickly? This is only like a generation and a half ago.
How come Uncle Frank hates Kevin so much? Seems kinda weird
Kevin had a big mouth... which could be a problem for Uncle Frank.
IDK, Frank's kinda abusive
i always thought this was the implicaiton. then again I thought that was normal growing up until they took me out of my parents house at 8 or somthing.
Sorry anon
Frank is a piece of shit.
2 sides to every story. Maybe Kevin really was the problem seeing as the whole fricking family opposed him in the beginning.
So basically like Cody from daddyofive?
Cody's gonna murder his dad.
He was a sexually frustrated nonce
He should have fricked mommy mccalister
it's a movie for kids. why are you a grown adult and going "why was the mean uncle like that he was out of pocket", because if they all loved kevin it would be boring. quit being stupid.
Because Kevin is a little shit, and obviously does shit that pisses him off.
Envy of not having an uncle to molest him in his youth.
Lmao since when could you bord a plane without your bording passes being scanned or at least checked. Also I’m pretty sure you have to show your passport too. In real life this would not happen
Pre-9/11 world was different you zoomer. 80s and 90s were the peak of humanity.
I might be a zoomer but I’m not moronic. You would still have to show your bording pass or else anyone could get onto the plane this is just simple stuff
Say bording pass one more time, pal. I dare you
bording pass why
IDs are racist
Yea, they would have just missed their flight.
pre-9/11 was a magical time
back in 1995 my mom took a 4" blade in one of those collapsible coolers through security as carry on because it was her, my dad and us four kids going on vacation and all traveling together
you dont need a passport to fly to new york from chicago
You mean the movie lied?
Most millennials and zoomers don't know what's it like to fly before 9/11 or even the mid/late 90s.
It's even more lax during the 80s and early 90s.
I walked onto a plane without any ticket in 1997. Even got to go to the wienerpit
zoom zoom
>since when
Since well before you were born
it was like buying a bus ticket back then
it is a domestic flight. no passports needed
WRONG!!!!
https://apnews.com/article/spirit-airlines-wrong-flight-child-573121cfce5d4b1e069289a10cc18e01
back in 1992 I carried an ak-47 onto a commercial airliner. When they asked for my boarding pass I pointed the rifle at them and said "rat-a-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!" and we all had a good laugh. Then I got a blowjob from the stewardess mid-flight and the pilot let me help land the plane.
Then the Patriot Act happened and now you'll get tackled for using the wrong pronouns at an airport.
>back in 1992 I carried an ak-47 onto a commercial airliner. When they asked for my boarding pass I pointed the rifle at them and said "rat-a-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!" and we all had a good laugh. Then I got a blowjob from the stewardess mid-flight and the pilot let me help land the plane.
No, you didn't.
unfunny
Truly a time that feels like a memory in a dream.
ah, those were the days. I remember being allowed to bring my hole saw onboard those days. the crew didn't mind me drilling up a gloryhole and sucking dicks while in the air.
Remember what they took from you
I fear for when zoomers lead the world. The lack of education and knowledge of history is astounding. You're one of the first to grow up with the answers one search away but your generation still remains ignorant. It's baffling.
>lack of education and knowledge of history is astounding
I’ve never thought about this about boomers but it seems to be very true. It’s like they can’t fathom how the world was different before they existed.
*zoomers
t. phoneposting
lol all the boom booms malding
could have just not let georgie porgie detonate a couple buildings and you could still be flying without an issue but nooo
Christ it's been decades since I watched those commercials, but that line pops up in my head every time I realize I'm speaking with a zoomer.
#throwback
>ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM
that brings back memories
Kids flew for free pre-911. No boarding pass necessary.
It literally happened a couple days ago:
https://edition.cnn.com/videos/travel/2023/12/25/home-alone-child-spirit-airlines-cprog-nb-orig.cnn
It was a different time
Zoom-Zoom, I…
I was in Wisconsin half a decade ago and had my only form of picture ID sitting in my lap on the way to the airport. My dumbass got out of the car at a store and it fell on the ground. I was panicking thinking they wouldn't let me board but TSA just pulled me aside for a more thorough pat down and sent me on my way. God I love being white. Some dude found it and contacted my dad (we have the same name) on Facebook and my dad mailed it to me.
That’s all normal for 1992, the bigger plot hole is getting 15 people from Winnetka to O’Hare, through check-in, through the airport and to the gate in 45 minutes in pre-holiday traffic
Until 2001 you could literally go to the airport for fun. Pick up your friends at the gate.
Old people would like go walk in the airport for exercise it was like going to the mall. They only would check your ticket to literally get out by the plane like anything else with a ticket
>accidentally abandon child
>this is funny to white folks
You'd never see black folks forget about their kids.
You can't forget someone you've never met, I suppose.
zozzle
Yeah, because that would be just the brutal reality of being a little black boy locked in the car in the summer. It's not funny or whimsical, it's deadly and common.
movie audiences don't want to see mothers beating their children within an inch of their life
remove "don't" and replace "beating" with "raping"
Black person fathers do so in 40% of cases and don't even bother coming back
They do it deliberately
kenosha kickers
>american posting hours
>every single discussion no matter the topic turns into white people vs. black people bickering
You forgot the random USA-obsessed "do Americans really????" posters.
why would a Black person muttoid post that? is he false flagging?
Looks like the average Londoner to me
>lemme ask you smn rig
>come with us, we're the kenosha kommie killers
was this a reference to something?
Do you forget how Harambe died?
Which one is Harambe?
>tan button-down
>tan slacks
>bred jawden foes (not shown)
It's so funny to see blacks play dress-up. What does he even need to dress up for?
>leave house when plane takes off in 45 minutes
>No two hours check-in before
>No hour long scans through security
Fricking wild
it was before 9/11, zoom zoom
So what? You think airports operated on a trust system before 9/11 or something? Dumb ass homie
I know airports didn't have excessive, dehumanizing "security" measures before the Patriot Act, yes.
>walking through an X-ray is dehumanizing
Boomers are something else bruh lmao
>Body cavity searches are fine as long as i get free wifi on the plane
Zoomers are something else bruh fr fr cuh lol lmao even ong
nothing to hide, nothing to fear, just lube me up and call me queer
>free wifi
Literally when has this ever happened
The least you can do is acknowledge the slavery you were born in. There have been genocides carried out over far less than what Americans comply with every day.
they will inspect your butthole if you try to bring a bottle of shampoo on board homie
I know.
I'm counting on it.
you're going to die of ass cancer, whats a little more cancer anyways?
You can still do this if you pay for tsa precheck.
Pre-diverse American society was run so well you could just show up at the airport and get on an international flight with minimal hassle
>KAHVAHN!
SMOOCH ! SMOOCH ! SMOOCH ! SMOOCH ! SMOOCH ! SMOOCH ! SMOOCH ! SMOOCH ! SMOOCH ! SMOOCH ! SMOOCH ! SMOOCH !
I would rape her so goddamn hard. Kevin is a smart kid he probably did at some point, canonically
Why are we all so mindbroken the first thing we think of is /ss/
Yes?
Give this to Anon.
Give this to Anon
Give this to anon
Here you go anon-
anon's not here
Anon's not here
Anon’s not here?
WHAT?
Her face when I enter her
people looked so white in 90s movies
Kevin? I'm Paul
How do you respond without sounding like a little jerk?
You don’t, because you’re a little jerk
Throw a chair at him
It's too late homosexual, go upstairs.
>Get upstairs
>I am upstairs, DUMMY
Jesus Kevin, she has children...
Flying elbow into batista bomb
and then do the same to buzz for eating my fricking pizza
tell everyone he molested me
Kevin's dad should've unironically beat his ass
>A little jerk? But I thought you didnt want me to do that when mom and dad werent home!
Frank would have some explaining to do
Piss off with your loaded statement, you ornery curmudgeon.
>soon pre-9/11 airport security will be completely forgotten
>getting molested by TSA agents will have always been normal and really it's *you* whos weird for not being cool with it
Imagine not just enjoying a free groping
Why the frick did whites not riot?
Irish women are so beautiful.
She's gotta be a shitty dumbass mother to forget her own kid. It's not like she has like eight kids.
you must be childless. after the first one you don't go nuts about the subsequent ones, and they can easily be lost in the shuffle of life. courts would fine her innocent if Kevin died in a house fire cause most likely the jury all had sex before, unlike you.
Her 8-year-old son was able to fend off two violent pedophiles with relative ease. Neglectful moms raise hard men.
>Neglectful moms raise hard men.
the 'single mother to incel neet pipeline' would beg to differ
Well you still need a dad
Not IRL he couldn't though
the Pidgeon lady subplot was bad and probably should've been replaced by another character
I found it kind of interesting. You don't see many homeless characters who are nice and also happy being homeless. They didn't try to force a happy ending for her where she gets cleaned up and gets a job or reunites with her family. I found that refreshing.
would
>WATCH IT KID, HAHAHAHAHAHA
What was so funny?
Kevin almost got a freebie from the hooker
Nah just a bedtime story.
Who was he
She’s too hot. Reminds me of what my mom looked back when I was Kevin’s age.
The face of a woman who loves small shota wiener
ok but what about hitler if he was in a movie would you still like said movie?
I would like the movie even more. Hitler may have been evil but he had charisma.
>look I know I committed some light treason and lied about everything else but im not lying now!
Hnnng
Something about looking like someone's mom makes me imagine sex would be insane. Do I take the cougar pill?
KK if she was hot
ANAL RAPE
Fellow older anons why didn't we stand up to the government for once in our lives?
Catherine O'Hara was a lowkey baddie ngl
test
What was exactly his problem?
younger brothers get all the love
ugly and fat
he was a nihilist. His portrayal in the two movies is the most accurate depiction of nihilism ever put to film.
the trump scene is one of the most memorable scenes from that movie and was long before people were obsessed with him
I want to make more Kevins with his mom
In the end of the movie they get many presents from a rich donor, so I belive he is in for the plot to make sense.
I'm a zoomer but I like how normal everyone looks in this movie. No moronic tattoos or obesity. Everyone's eye look more soulful and aware of their surroundings.
Or stuff like the family having 5 kids and tons of cousins being normal or the hero of the film going to a church and other stuff you wouldn't see in a modern kino.
How did you guys run the country into the ground so quickly? This is only like a generation and a half ago.
wide-shouldered german slags keep laughing at my name while going clubbing make it stop ;_;