Kevin Smith

Kevin Smith

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he dead yet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He-Man died and came back by the 3rd episode of Revalations you homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No he got drained of all the shit in his corpse-like body to not get a heart attack on time, remember?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin cuckitini

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell he's cool because he's wearing a backwards baseball cap.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is cool, so is Masters of the Universe Revolution! Now streaming on Netflix

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's actually balding.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to Cinemaphile.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I can articulate no complaints about the current season, just repeat a man's name in an attempt to create outrage

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the current season.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Smith = Silent Bob

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Cuts to kevin smith shitting in his own face like tub girl.*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No such thing happened, but im Dogma he defeats the Shit Demon with disinfectant spray.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Revolution as good as people are saying?

    Feels like over-hype, give me the truth, see oh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. That's just being said by the few who liked the first shitshow. Barely anyone is watching the new part
      Kevin lost

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, what’s goin on?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He-Man is cooler than ever!!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does he try?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Golden Books He-Man is the real He-Man, everything else is worthless homosexual shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want Kevin Smith to do a new version of the Golden Books series.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish he and Scott did the Smodcast again.

    Mostly for Scott, I miss him the most.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scott did appear in Clerks 3 reprising the character Snowball, but did not do any producing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but I just meant the podcast.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He-Man and other stuff in Clerks 3

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  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I Love Kevin Smith

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know why he insists on continuing to wear his fat guy clothes. He needs a new wardrobe and a tailor.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The classic retro toys are very close to the original toys. The first waves of these gave Mattel good sales numbers. Thanks in part to Kevin Smith.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He lost his soul when he lost weight. Wonder what demon he made a deal with.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Thanks in part to Kevin Smith.
        Nah, fans of the original toyline were crazy for a chance to rebuild/continue their collection. Shame the toys aren't closer to the originals.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i collected them, they're pretty damn close. Some of them also had alternate head replacements identical to the old figures. Just give up trying to shit on Kevin Smith you homosexual. Go play with Barbie.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not yo momma's name

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is crying

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's been in a very good mood layely.

      https://www.youtube.com/live/qtzMw9BbYxo?si=-PqjtyC1aP91WGrE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He get back on weed yet?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Has that ever stopped him?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is a cuck

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im glad Bruce Willis bullied him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bruce Willis is homosexual and a total unprofessional actor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah Kevin Smith is

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah he's based

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stallone fired him from Expendables 3, he's 65 years old and suffering from a mental illness now. He's not even stable enough to be anything. Try harder homosexual.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's based,

            nah he's based

            is right and you're the homosexual. Not his fault he developed a bad case of aphasia.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              FRICK YOU homosexual!!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Expendables is slop. Stallone is the bitterest homosexual of them all since he lost the rights to Rocky. They cut him from Creed 3 and he's such a a cuck he said he'd come back. He even got pissy they offered Dolph Lundgren a movie and tried to get him to turn it down.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yet he can still deliver better stuff than Smith. Without crying.

            Expendables is slop. Stallone is the bitterest homosexual of them all since he lost the rights to Rocky. They cut him from Creed 3 and he's such a a cuck he said he'd come back. He even got pissy they offered Dolph Lundgren a movie and tried to get him to turn it down.

            >Expendables is slop.
            Dunno about 4, but the previous ones were among the last few good movies released. Good cinema.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah you're the homosexual still more based then Kevin cuck

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he was the worst person to work with in Hollywood. While Kevin Smith is known for being very open to work with. Despite all the jokes he made of Hollywood greed and corruption, he is well liked .

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >named his daughter after his waifu

    How embarrasing.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Universal should have a thematic ride, "Bully Kevin Smith With John McLane"

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