Kevin Smith proves the haters wrong

Masters of the Universe Revolution! He-Man is popular again!

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s all so tiring

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Qrd?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3 reboots in 3 years

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only one lasted 3 seasons & had a solid plot

          that show probably would have been better if animated like Revelation.

          The new look isn't bad, they looked like good designs for toys

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which Barbie movie is this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mattel not Barbie, same company different franchise which does have the possibility of crossover events.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He-Man is popular again!
    Really? I love He-Man, except for the Kevin Smith show, but I need some proofs

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cgi one is 100% better & actually made for kids to sell toys. The Skelly is also really fricking funny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The CGI is strictly for the youngest kids. Revelation and Revolution were targeted first to the 45 and older fans/toy collectors of the classic 80's show. Kevin Smith gave the characters flaws and Teela showed anger, He-Man dies which can be shocking to people raised on Pokemon and Power Rangers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's better than pokemon therefore it's good
        Kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So the cgi remake of the kid show which tried to be a kid show did a better job of being HeMan than the remake designed to be subversive for an adult audience instead of kids like it's supposed to be. As a parent Revelations is absolute shit. My kid wouldn't want to watch it & he shouldn't watch it. Tiger Tribe for life

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Filmation show will always be for the kids, and so will the short lasting CGI show. But the Toys kids today can still enjoy and the adults can still go back and collect.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he told fans to grow up, the whole point of Revelations was to turn kiddy Filmation 80's He-Man into a thing 45 and plus can still enjoy.... and at the same time get the franchises name back into mainstream. Same shit as Death of Superman

            Why the frick does HeMan need a show for 45 year old unmarried men with no children?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm married and have one son and I liked it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't ask you for your opinion you homosexual.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who else is going to pay to watch this slop?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See that's the fricking problem. It used to be that one of the biggest marketing demographics was parents buying shit for their kids, but then adults failed to mature & clung to their childhoods so now you have grown fricking men consuming & controlling (through purchasing power) what should be catered to kids. "KID" shows hardly market to kids anymore. They market to adults.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying kids still watch cartoons
                Nobody else but grown-ups will pay to watch this slop. Catch up with the times, anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you let your children watch then?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh boy, you haven't seen them spend their days with their phones watching youtube videos?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because there is no toy market for kids anymore, you turbo-midwit. Screens ate everything, attention wise. Everything. Right now the sweet spot for physical toy sales is out of touch boomers buying shit their grandkids give no fricks about and post-boomers that grew up with physical toys and now have income to indulge that interest.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh boy, you haven't seen them spend their days with their phones watching youtube videos?

                My kids (5 & 2) don't watch YouTube & I only let them watch a few hours of approved modern cartoons, mixed with some classics. They play with toys, color & paint, etc. My two year old fricking LOVES trains right now.

                Funny how you didn't actually say what your children watch though. Probably because you don't have kids

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, then you're a good parent, good for you, you're doing a good job. And no, I don't need to have them to know they don't watch cartoons anymore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The plot leaked and Kevin lost his goddamn mind lying to and attacking whatever fans of the property existed. Kevin was doing his dogma "make a controversy" bullshit, but it blew up in his face, particularly when the leaks and DEI stuff proved completely true.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he told fans to grow up, the whole point of Revelations was to turn kiddy Filmation 80's He-Man into a thing 45 and plus can still enjoy.... and at the same time get the franchises name back into mainstream. Same shit as Death of Superman

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he told fans to grow up
            Kinda ironic coming from a balding manlet who dresses like a moronic manchild
            What a clown!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DoS was a low point for DC (followed by many other lower points, some also involving Kevin, as it would happen) and not one to emulate. Ginning up sales by forcing readers through multiple titles is the same moronation Disney is currently doing.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >DoS was a low point for DC
              Wasn't it one of the highest selling comics of that time?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And what was the cost? Just like Disney endgame, the readers felt satisfied enough and more than a little grumpy about how hard DC had squeezed them. Once the death went away many readers felt dirty for getting sucked into a soap opera treadmill. It was just as bad as the alt covers, the buyers held a grudge after the party ended.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >which can be shocking to people raised on Pokemon and Power Rangers
        Zordon dies in Space. Yes I know about Cosmic Fury and no I do not care. Zordon fricking died.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trini dies in Once & Always also, and it does a better job at being for kids and also old fans than either of these two shows

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit. It sucked because the story sucked. It sucked because of pandering. Stop deflecting.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Gen xers are all crybabies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Gen xers are all crybabies.

        I can smell the cheetos from here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He-Man?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if you want He-Man in your He-Man show you're a child
        wew lad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”we have the power!”

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually kind of liked the way they turned them into a sentai team. They are all the Masters of the Universe, & it helps share the load a bit. He-Man is still the focus of the show, even when Crass is having her meltdown

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that show probably would have been better if animated like Revelation.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shill thread. OP IS A homosexual

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least the girls have a proper feminine shape.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't troll op, He-Man would be disappointed in you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He-Man is like a brother to me.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it supposed to be a sequel series?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok fine, but can i watch this without watching the teela show?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what ever happened to the she-ra show starring hank venture?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't she a dyke in this show?

      I watched - actually skipped and watched the whole season in 10 minutes. It's the same level of bullshit from Revelations, but with the core cast this time so it's He-Man vs Skelletor most of the season. But Skelletor is now a cyborg in the service of some dommy mommy AI and He-Man has to apologize all the time for being a man, and he has a team of minorities leading the show for him.

      So yeah it's bullshit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you skipped too much and got everything wrong.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look, I tried. It was so fricking bad. I watched five minutes of the first episode, 3 of the second and I don't know how much seconds of the rest. I don't think I missed something good by skipping this one.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's not a masterpiece, but it was fun enough to drink my soda and snack on some chips and candy to.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              exactly, it was great as a break from gooning for me.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, marketer, you failed, time to Learn 2 Coal.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They spat in the faces of men, the actual fans of all things He-Man! Netflix series, the one they spent 200+ Million on, is dead.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't she a dyke in this show?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was never a dyke, she went through a phase where He-Man died and her father was banished by the king. She quit her royal duties left her friends and home behind.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was a dyke with the black chick.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now lets all scream at if for the characters not being gay and black and kill this beast quicker.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kevin Smith

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >supereffeminale male + supermasculine woman
      Lmao, look at that anvil face
      No doubt it flopped

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. Actually looks good. Genuinely impressed. They got some real animators on this, huh?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i couldn't follow what was happening in the last few episodes, they started talking like a technical manual about "the power" and "tri-wizards" or whatever and my brain flew out the window.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith did not attack fans, he simply to them the truth which is Grow the Frick up. more or less stop being man babies because most of you were too dumb and moronic to realise they would bring He-Man back.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't Kevin grow the frick up & not make an adult version of a kids show?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TV Batman was a kids show, Now Batman is much more adult oriented.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Batman & all superheros are for young boys. It's tk give them fictional role models to help guide them through life & for them to form a sense of self. A 45 year old childless man doesn't fricking need a goddamn role model.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            40 + year olds married or unmarried still like Cartoons and Anime, we are Gen X. Generation X were the 80's kids, who them became 90's teens, got there drivers license, some were rich enough travel across seas to import and bootleg Japanese Anime which was not for kids.Stuff like Akira, Fist of the North Star, Ninja Scroll, those were the bad ass animated stuff we wished our American cartoons were like.

            Thanks to us Pokemon and Dragonball came along. It's bullshit to think we don't watch cartoons anymore, and we write and draw this new shit also,

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Batman The Animated Series and the following Justice League were kids shows and way more sophisticated and nature than Snyder's shit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course they were sophisticated, they both blow away 80's He-Man.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              True. But filmation's cartoons are still great. They are just made for a younger audience

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            politics? in MY cartoons?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being a teen and watching this, then afterwards going back to watching 80's He-Man .

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's not politics, it's philosophy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                part of politics is philosophy. it's same as right to bear arms and right to assemble a militia.It's also why our military has no allegiance to any political party or any King or any wealthy CEO

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why our military has no allegiance to any political party or any King or any wealthy CEO

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so you are moronic also.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks military doesn't have allegiance to to any political party/King/wealthy CEO
                >calls others moronic

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are completely moronic!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If the US Military had allegiance to one political party, it would eventually turn the government into all Republicans or all Democrats. The US would be more like Communist China iif one politcal party controlled our military. He-Man could make a bad King because he is the spear tip of Eternia's Military. He would be like Judge, Jury , Lawmaker, and Executioner at the same time, his power would be God-Like,

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As God's intended

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If the US Military had allegiance to one political party, it would eventually turn the government into all Republicans or all Democrats.
                That's what's currently underway. The sort of institutional capture we b***h about at Disney has been pretty well completed in the US officer corps, with the same eventual result. or maybe you slept through the part where the commander of the US Army testified before Congress that the main threat to America was 'white rage.'

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If the US Military had allegiance to one political party, it would eventually turn the government into all Republicans or all Democrats.
                Just give it time pal

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hate Biden as much as the next Republican, but he's too stupid to pull off anything correctly including a Civil War or winning the allegiance of Democrats in the Mlitary. For every Gay female in the Navy or Airforce, theres a Soldier or Marine who's a MAGA loving Red Blooded American willing to kill for the fine things in life such as Beer, Fried Chicken , and a Wife and Kids..

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >allegiance of Democrats in the Mlitary.
                >implying Military will dare to bite the hand which feeds them

                >theres a Soldier or Marine who's a MAGA loving Red Blooded American willing to kill for the fine things in life such as Beer, Fried Chicken , and a Wife and Kids..
                Yeah remember all these brave marines at capitol hill

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You think the Military liked Obama when President? they really did not. I served in the Military at that time so I witnessed it. Blacks tended to like Obama more , but other black guys hated him because they still had to go on tour to Afghanistan. Anyways this is a He-Man thread , Frick Obama and Frick Biden.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >winning the allegiance of Democrats in the Mlitary
                They don't have to. They appoint them. Obama staged a purge of 300+ general officers and admirals during his term, and that process continues.

                a large portion of the military have freinds and family which is much more valuable than any amount of money the federal government pays them. The US Navy itself will give the President the Middle finger if asked to turn against their own. Not only that, but it's illegal for the Military to be used against US Civilians

                >it's illegal for the Military to be used against US Civilians
                Not true. The Posse Comitatus Act merely states the military cannot be used to enforce Federal law. He could declare Texas, for example, in a state of insurrection, and send in the troops.

                By the Way, Neither of You is an American. We do not Capitalize non-nouns in the Middle of Sentences like it was The Eighteenth Century. I Don't Know who the Frick you Think you're Fooling.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >theres a Soldier or Marine who's a MAGA loving Red Blooded American willing to kill for the fine things in life such as Beer, Fried Chicken , and a Wife and Kids..

                So you simply weren't there during Obama's officer purge and then Biden's Covid purges.
                There's a reason we are back to 'fricking wipopy chuds come join army and die for WEF' ads.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He isn't an American dude. You're being bullshitted. And yes, he's being paid, and yes, this is being orchestrated.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm an American and love Capitalism. I follow right wing politics and I worry about the threat of Communist China. I knew China was up to shit 5 years before this Covid shit,

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was too busy on the ship policing the seas, or deployed to Afghanistan trying find Osama Bin. The Military is one of the most stressful job in the US , there's no time to even worry about dumb ass Obama. The things I noticed were less bonuses under Obama, GW Bush gave the Military good bonuses. Then the fricker helps and influences the Supreme Court to allow gay marriage and gays can come out of the closet, a lot. We hated that guy, had to respect his office, but personally hated the guy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Military is one of the most stressful job in the US
                Is that how you guys now explaining your incompetence?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love how you actually believe that having two political parties who are essentially the same in every respect that actually matters to the citizen's of America is a strong a vibrant democracy, and genuinely think that we aren't in a one-party state.
                It's just window dressing you fricking clown. Do you actually believe VOOOTING for coke or pepsi is going to change your life? Fricking Russia has a more robust democratic system than the USA.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah the debate of these ideas is philosophy, enforcing these ideas through governmental force is politics. Now please shut the frick up

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Governmental force is Communism, nothing like US politics

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Philosophy is the love of knowledge, any politician doesn't love knowledge is a moron. anyone who thinks both are not necessary is a major moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >.It's also why our military has no allegiance to any political party
                >is about to start civil war by order of senile tyrant

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there won't be a civil war unless Republicans and Democrats first moved to regions of the US completely separate from each other. Staes would also have to pick one side or the other. The only logical region move would be if all Lefty Democrats moved to Canada, and Right Wing Republicans stayed in US then America would war with Canada.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or federal government will strip states from all their rights by using federal military and paramilitary forces

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a large portion of the military have freinds and family which is much more valuable than any amount of money the federal government pays them. The US Navy itself will give the President the Middle finger if asked to turn against their own. Not only that, but it's illegal for the Military to be used against US Civilians

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a large portion of the military have freinds and family which is much more valuable than any amount of money the federal government pays them.
                The frick are you talking about?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When civil war finally happens, fiat currency won't mean a gosh darn thing. Buy Orajell and pain killers, women toiletries and pain killers. Tooth paste and brushes. Toilet paper and batteries. Flashlights and all media you can safely and discreetly download. Currency will involve trade, not green paper.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You leftards stretch the meaning of "politcs" so much to make this moronic argument that it means everything and nothing, all for the porpose of making the discussion insufferable.
              Everyone normal understand the differcence between a product dealing with politics as a theme and a product being political. Words have meanings

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TV batman was mor mature than your "current mature batman"
          Your "current mature batman" is not for adult, it's for angsty teens and their idea of what mature means

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kevin tells ppl to grow the frick up
      >spazzed out on an airplane cause he was too fat for the seats.
      >crys like a child at everything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        out on an airplane cause he was too fat for the seats.
        kek. what's the story behind this?
        And don't forget this epic story he conjured up

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >batman wears a mask
          lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He forgot to mention that the guy also shoved him and called him a homophobic slur, to which Kevin responded with some jeet-kun-do and shortly after, vanished into the mist.
            I wouldn't wanna be on the receiving end of that.
            The guy should've just minded his own business.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Batman does wear gas masks and scuba masks when neccesary

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron. He's covering the ONLY part of Batman face that ISNT cover by his cowl (not a mask)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Definition
            Cowl - A mask that covers the majority of the head.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the funniest part.
            But he is a moronic manchild. So it's expected

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're a moronic manchild.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sup Kevin.
                her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns your dick?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.theguardian.com/film/2010/feb/15/overweight-filmmaker-banned-southwest-airlines

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        out on an airplane cause he was too fat for the seats.
        kek. what's the story behind this?
        And don't forget this epic story he conjured up

        >wears two masks outside
        >gets kicked off plane for obesity and crying
        >is a man baby that calls others man babies
        Pottery

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I grew the frick up and now I refuse to watch anything with the faintest smell of D.I.E. which means everything from Kevin Schmit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These idiots are really something, they turn a beloved series into a 'straight male emasculating', woke dyke power trip, and get then get mad when their Apparent target audience, the straight men they hate, won't watch it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Smith hated this cartoon series for kids so much (his own words) that as a grown ass adult e used his own professional position shit on it and troll/insult its fanbase.
      You and that clown are in no position to say people to grow up.
      Also grown ass adults create their own things. Kids steal toys or break them throwing a tantrum

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he honestly wrote for both who loved and hated the show. If you were an 80's kid, you loved it first and grew to hate He-Man later on

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If you were an 80's kid, you loved it first and grew to hate He-Man later on
          Literally what? Why would anyone do that?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My older cousins hated He-Man also. Even tried to watch the He-Man movie, but didn't keep my interest.Then I moved on to better cartoons like GI Joe, Transfromers, even Duck Tales was more sophisticated than kiddy He-Man.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your cousins were obviously outlier. He-Man was the biggest toy line of all time.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I had the toys, one cousin who was same age as me had the toys also, but his older brothers didn't like the show much. They got us into Robotech Macross and then Voltron Lions and then Voltron Vehicles. those cartoons were so much more mature and sophisticated.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, in 83, He Man was a phenomenon! It sold as much as all other toys combined.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah as I said I loved getting those He-Man toys as a young kid, I used to love the 80's cartoon. , but learned to hare it thru time, GI Joe later came out the same year, Transformers and Robotech came out the next year. Cartoons were getting betther than He-Man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Better sure---still, maybe it's the age, I was 7 in 83 so maybe that's why I was partial to it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The show was just hate-fiction.
          And people who liked thos cartoons in the 80s either kept likeing them or just moved on without any bad feeling.
          Kevin deserved all the hate

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Revelation felt like the 86 Transformers(Animated movie) It was emotional seeing the main good guy leader Optimus Prime die, but die a heroic death. But it also had Hot Rod, and Hot Rod was a new character I instantly liked. Hasbro had the guts to kill Optimus and no one else was to blame but the Hasbro executives. ... but who takes the hit for killing He-Man? Kevin Smith, who was told by Mattel executives to give He-Man stakes and something to lose.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nice try Shill, Netflix series is dead.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Revelation felt like the kid nobody likes, who hates you, and smashes your toys out of spite.
              Kevin lost

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I personally liked when Skeletor got the power sword and became Skele-God, then you heard the Heavy Metal music

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>give He-Man stakes and something to lose

              The audience, apparently? The heart attack that didn't kill Kevin would have saved his legacy. Grim choice.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pay no attention to the He-man and She Ra vomit reboots. Netflix has lost 200+ million for being a bunch of get woke go broke morons!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mattel hired Kevin Smith and supervised him, the stuff he wrote is approved by Mattel. If he intended to shit on He-Man he would already have been fired.. Mattel benefitted from Revelation, it generated interest and people are buying the toys which resulted in Mattel having a good year financially.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying ESG dei idiots didn't infiltrate Mattel

          Anyone remembers Gillette and Bud light?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet a fraction of a fraction of people came back for his DEI approved hate-fiction, part 2.
          The toys sold because they are apparently genuinely good, despite the show, and MOTU has an avid fambase of collectors who care about the toys and never cared about the shows (toys always had their own lore)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Show Neilson, oh wait that's right, we have to take Netflix word for it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Part 2 trailer views was something like 1/20 of the views the first trailer got.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do they spend so much effort on damage control when making a good product would have sold their product via word of mouth? It's like they're out of touch with reality.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are religious-like fanatics, bitter and full of spite. Bullies.
                They hate the audience and fans and feel joy in subverting their expectations, and then putting them in their place whe they inevitably don't like their slop.
                It's not about the money for them.
                This time they got what they deserve, but it's not always like this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And to add there's Larry Fink(The United States Federal Reserve) who uses trillions in monopoly money to reward the select few who pushes their ESG trash.
                If Fink(The Fed) got dealt with, these dei ESG fools would cease to be.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know. But that easier said than done.
                Tyrants with oceans of money are worse than tyrants with lots of weapons

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, which is why they're pushing for all technology having remote access All data being drm, and every instance of net usage being tied to social credit scores; wrong think, no Internet for you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey cool it with the Anti-Semitism.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Noticing things and having eyes is antismetic, anon. And transphobic, of course

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This

        Frick Kevin Smith

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Piss on Netflix and Kevin

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same Death and Ressurection trope used in Death of Superman and first seasons of Dragon ball Z. Mattel was not going to let He-Man be permanently killed off and replaced by lesbian Teela toys.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Superman didn't die in the first page and wasn't replaced by a lesbian butch Maxima who did nothing but complaining about him, and Superman wasn't on hiatus for 30 years before that comic
            Nor he was an effeminate emasculated parody of himself
            Kys.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Superman died and replaced by 3 -4 Super characters, He went on Hiatus for a year.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Superman died
                Not like a b***h and in the first page
                > and replaced by 3 -4 Super characters,
                who respected him
                > He went on Hiatus for a year.
                after 60 years

                Similarities with kevin's hate ficiton are so superficial that this attempt at a gotcha isn't even interesting as a troll post

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Filmation He-Man was on Hiatus for 30+ years, He-Man attempted reboots twice, the last aired 2003. Comic books were still being published. in scattered blocks of time up to 2020.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your point?
                That Kevin Smith's hate fiction and character assassination did nothing wrong?
                Because I only see a list of nonsequiturs
                Also this shit reboot was amrketed as continuation of 80s HeMan, so yes, it came after a 30+ years long hiatus

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is everything anime

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that's ugly Netflix animation like that gay castlevania

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn’t anime it’s just the 90s action cartoon aesthetic in HD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anime is cool.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Gay She-Ra from like 10 years ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey adora

      glad I was able to just enjoy the lesbians without sneeding about how woke it was. in my memory it holds up pretty well.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this. some neat ideas with the fantasy tech stuff, feels like it never lived up to the potential, but the lesbian stuff was cute.

        feels good to be a manchild watching a cartoon for little girls but ALSO missing out on THE CONTROVERSY until afterwards. sad way to live life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey adora

      glad I was able to just enjoy the lesbians without sneeding about how woke it was. in my memory it holds up pretty well.

      I never watched that show but I like the lesbians, they're hot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dogshit and gross

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he-man is a brute

    not some pretty boy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's him in Prince Adam form.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shills have been getting so bad.. and pathetic

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol
    Clownfishtv video shitting in the show received so much backlash that his prostitute wife had to make another video apologizing
    Kevin Smith won in the end

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even the artstyle alone looks reddit and pozzed, just like castevania and whatever other gay shit they have on N-flix

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It literally ended with He-man abolishing the monarchy and apologising to everybody for being a bad leader because people deserve to rule themselves for FREEDOM and then the young black female man-at-arms is going to become the first President of the world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we don't know if she will be the next president Eternia, and if you don't like the removal of Monarchy you are not an American.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm literally not American.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not American? no wonder you are so low IQ

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we don't know if she will be the next president Eternia
        Imagine damage controlling so hard and desperately
        >and if you don't like the removal of Monarchy you are not an American.
        And..?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we don't know if she will be the next president Eternia
        You are moronic if you think she won't be, holy frick

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's UNASHAMEDLY a cartoon for manchildren who feel nostalgic about a cheaply animated show designed to sell toys, and WE'RE PROUD OF THAT.

    how the frick did we get here?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The storyline itself is primarily for the over 40, but also for people who like classic Anime like Akira and Transformers the Animated Movie, or just like Scif Fi movies like Star Wars and Terminator.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of those are aggressive bait and switch, Kevin was aiming to rian your johnson's and subvert the chuds expectations. Between the leak/response and a particularly "goddamn it you insufferable c**t, shut up Kevin" interview where he flubbed the tone while talking about why he hated the original and changing "things" up. Either prolly would have been mostly ignored and would have resulted in a marginal success. Both together, the timing was as bad as it could be. Kevin's aggressive social posting kept making it worse, dipshit kept doubling down.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Man dies, woman most affected."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen it so I don't know what you're specifically referring to, but someone being heavily affected by someone else's death is not a poor plot decision.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >, but someone being heavily affected by someone else's death is not a poor plot decision.

        Oh, motherfricker, you clearly didn't watch the first piss-poor season.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American anime is so fricking awful. Somehow worse than real anime.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what if we add political agendas and diversity to anime?
      Gee, I wonder why american anime is worse.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shits just embarrassing to look at. Basic perspective and composition thrown out the window to look more like a medium that's already shit.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't think I would enjoy picrel as much as I did back in the day. Too bad these shows are just marketing and they never finished it properly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember watching this reboot series as a kid and getting annoyed at how easily He-Man would always win. I kept thinking to myself that I wanted to see him lose for once. I must have wished on a monkey's paw because Netflix granted that wish, and then some.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But later in this show He-man loses like every single fight against the snakemen

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >changes the story to address the biggest "hater" complaints
    >most of which were "we LOVE He-Man and wish you'd focus on the parts that we LOVE instead of changing the thing we all LOVE into something we don't LOVE."
    >after these changes it becomes extremely popular
    >this proves the haters.... wrong.... somehow...?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's filled with tricks used in fiction like plot twists and building intrigue

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OK? People hated the subversion and liked the return to formula. How does this "prove" the "haters" "wrong"?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this one version is better than smith shit anyway
    also catchier soundtrack

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Smith will not go away!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like half-assed third world slop.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the joke

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Power is Ours its in our so-o-o-o-ul!

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More of a She-Ra guy myself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These people are evil. Happily He Man and She Ra, the produced 80s shows, will always be safe from these demons.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh, those subtitles are not real

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know that, grasshopper. I meant the entirety of the She Ra man hating, woke, social justice, demonic disgusting dyke reboot!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only good thing that came from this shitfest was the porn.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shit no one likes our dyke shit, let's just make it like Jojo, kids still like that right?
    Kevin Smith sucks

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kevin Smith proves the haters wrong.
    >Kevin Smith gave what the haters wanted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entire series is dead. It started on the wrong foot. They'll have to relaunch the entire thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smith gave what the haters wanted.
      He didn't, the show is still shit and not MOTU, but he clearly made massive changes against his will thanks to the backlash.
      Nobody is watching his new shit

  33. 4 weeks ago
    sage

    shill thread, sage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of shilling they should have remade He Man 2002, Verbatim!
      I blame the inventors for allowing these idiots free reign to burn their money.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't like that Adam was a teen and sorceress being egypt-themed, but that would have been the right move.
        Overall I like the orginal more. It just need to get on the level of 90s stuff like Batman storywise

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I could forgive 2002 because we got Jems like

          ?si=2mvp3q-AkuP16n54

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            2002 came from a place of love and respect, therefore I was more than willing to forgive it, since it never shat the bed and had genuine gems
            I just prefer the character design, backgrounds and artstyle of the original. Both He-Man and She-Ra.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I agree 100%!

              In especially the music!

              ?si=HqJCG2I4eyhhFBFf

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You and me, you beautiful beast!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hope AI fastly advances so we could have all the He Man we want free of made for modern audiences woke idiots.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                AI will be trained on internet dogshit, aka a salad of everything woke and bad, but I really hope you are right

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                AI is a bit more versatile than that. HOW?

                (AI, observe videos and commentary of media X which is not only well received but is shot in a way by which Z is emphasized)

                (Using XYZ as a bench mark, be sure to include similar character beats, narratives and themes found in season 1 of the original series)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >(Using XYZ as a bench mark, be sure to include similar character beats, narratives and themes found in season 1 of the original series)
                Yeah but what if there is a limited source material but there is an ocean of stuff that looks and feels nothing like it?
                You would need to create a database of artwork just for it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There'll never be any limits. He Man, the original and 2002 (Loreal version be damned) is everywhere!
                And no, you don't need to create a database, just like how web crawlers never needed to have their queries localized to point to and reference them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We'll see. Predictions about of tech will evolve are always mostly pointless

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let's hope it develops quicky! At the very least fast enough so that we can relish in their misery, in their horror, in their abstract terror; Please hurry up AI, hurry so that we can watch Hollywood seethe!

                So that we can relish in Hollywood's extinction, relish in their collapse! I can smell it, I can smell their salty tears, although it hasn't fallen yet in my mind's eye not only are they crying miserably but I can also smell their tears, and so strongly can I smell it that I can almost taste it!!!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you hear the sound of ativist butts hitting the road?
                CAN
                YOU
                HEAR
                THEM???

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Masters of the Universe Revolution! He-Man is popular again!
    >Bait and switch hate fiction first part tralier 9.4 mil view
    >second part trailer 400k view
    bye kevin. You lost

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He-Man is a mattel product. I wouldn't care for "yet anoter corporate fiction cashgrab" since I learned my lesson with ASOIAF, even if it was any good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then you're not from the 80's! Every cartoon in the 80's were sponsored by the Big Corporate guys! Hell, almost every show since 59 were sponsored by Some Corporate giant.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I was a child, and didn't knew any better. And I'm still dealing with the conundrum in my head that people not knowing who Scharznegger or TMNT are is a good thing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Before Mattel became woke, there was He-Man 2002. And thanks to Alco 1959, we got One Step Beyond. It is what it is.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >keeps making chuddys seeth

    How does he do it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing as how Netflix lost 200 million on this trash, the only ones seething are their inventors

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least be a good loser, anon.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN IM LYING IN BED
    JUST TO GET IT OFF
    WHAT IN MY HEADAH-AH-AH-AH
    FEELING A LITTLE PECULIAR

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny meme at the time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        REMINDER

        How do you fricking justfy this shit while negating you have an obvious agenda

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i hate gay people.but to me this is just her design during her angry b***h phase story arc.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i-i-it's just a phase

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people hate this design when it’s closer to the original She-Ra in anatomy than that She-Ra lesbian reboot?

        >She has a manjaw!
        No she has slightly chiseled features because she’s a warrior morons

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she is a warrior, not a bimbo playboy model.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because she's masculine as frick and has the face of a man.

          Shit.ra reboot is just troony porn aimed at gay shippers, and the mc looked like a deformed boy.

          she is a warrior, not a bimbo playboy model.

          Yeah, the original was a fantasy idealized warrior princess. So good

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She still doesnt have an appealing face shape.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Male body
        >manface
        >hyper masculine attitude

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do modern western writers make female characters look like men when they want to make them "strong"? They don't know how to write strong characters?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do modern western writers make female characters look like men when they want to make them "strong"?
        Because actual strong (physicaly, or psychologicaly) females flies under the writters/artists radar, they simply barely interact with them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          It's almost like they don't interact with real women and don't leave their basement to check the real world, you know, to touch grass and have (straight) sex.
          Where I've heard something similar being said? I can't rememeber...

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luv me toy commercials
    ‘ate Kevin Smith
    Simple as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which ear is the gay ear again?

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First 2 minutes
    >man-at-arms is black chick with dreadlocks
    >omg it's teela everybody teela the amazing is here thank god *angelic chorus*
    >he-man rushes to teelas side to tell her how amazing she is
    >mark hamill doing the 1000th shitty joker voice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally Gay Cancer Aids in the Ass!

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >234 posts
    >65 ips
    Yeah, totally organic thread lads, no shilling here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The shills are up to their old shenanigans

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Second half of Revelation was good so I'm glad Revolution followed in its footsteps and even improved. Haters definitely were right about the first part of Revelation though.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show is still gay nation, they don't even kiss.

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