The Emperor is an Anatolian (though that easily could be "pre-European" white depending on the time/ or could easily reach that he's Galatian - i.e. Anatolian Celt)
The genetic branch that spawned "whites" would have been brown as well, but yeah if he's neolithic then genetically he would ironically be a small statured swarthy farmer that got all but genocided by "pre"-proto Indo Europeans.
So genetically he would be a race that quite possibly doesn't actually exist anymore
He is a techno barbarian. A neolothic kind of human that all killed themselves to create HIM
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Anonymous
I'm talking real world "equivalent" here but yeah I'm under the impression that he's always been some sort of "embodiment of mankind" supersoulorganism like some sort of magic spirit lichen
I didn't know that, but I stand by it
the black library and setting in general is kino, and a troon making a game I won't play doesn't affect me
everyone knows GW are morons
2 years ago
Anonymous
>i-i-i-it doesn't matter!
lol cope harder, Black person
Yes you would. It was started by a bunch of left leaning history nerds. During the rogue trader days it was literally just a bunch of nerds making fun of various aspects of english culture. With the obvious examples of football hooligans and thatcher.
>Yes you would. It was started by a bunch of left leaning history nerds
they were not left leaning moron they were simply nerds.
For a century UK politics was >tory if you are rich >labour if you are not
and that was it. It wasnt until the late 90s that people got left and right and not until 2010s that it was such a big divide
2 years ago
Anonymous
you are incredibly stupid and your understanding of british politics is puddle deep
It's sad when the irony and satire are lost. But GW is partly to blame for that themselves by making the IoM super cool and totally not - not the bad guys.
2 years ago
Anonymous
IoM are the good guys anon
2 years ago
Anonymous
nah, they are just "our" guys.
If communist china was the only peoples and place to survive a meteor strike and you had to go live with them and be a part of the regime they arent really the good guys, just your guys
2 years ago
Anonymous
but all their ruthlesness is justified in how evil and insane are all their oponents. Even the trigger happy inquisition makes sense, since chaos can turn anyone and one heretic mage can bring down a planet.
without being heavy handed mankind would have been long gone
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but all their ruthlesness is justified in how evil and insane are all their oponents.
Justified=good. The imperium 100% kill more of their own people than any xenos do.
2 years ago
Anonymous
because they win. if they lost to tyranids it wouldnt be the case. If you dont consider justidfied=good then no one is good, because no one is fully moraly white
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah but that factory planet #28498 that has 18 hour work days, food shortages, work mortality rate of 45%, live expectancy of 43 and not a single tree... is not exactly good.
Even if its justified that those planets need to exist to support the imperium
2 years ago
Anonymous
sure, but its not like imperium is keeping people poor on purpose. they have feudal system and as long as planet pays, they cant really frick with it because it will invite more rebellion and chaos. Imperium is doing everything out of good intents and bad experience with aliens, psykers and mutants
2 years ago
Anonymous
A lot of Imperiums problems stem from ignorance and stupidity. They are so caught up in broken traditions.
If your factory machine breaks down a mechanic doesnt just fix it, a priest comes down with holy incense, does a 5 hour ritual, blesses the machine THEN fixes it and thinks it only works because of the ritual
2 years ago
Anonymous
>a priest comes down with holy incense, does a 5 hour ritual, blesses the machine THEN fixes it and thinks it only works because of the ritual
but in the setting, that actually works
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but in the setting, that actually works
I think the machine spirit is pretty much bullshit, but 40k is a setting that is built on faith and believes
I wish people focused on that more. Daemons are only real because people believed in them, or atleast believing in them opens you up to them a lot easier.
The greater good as a concept has started to have influence in the imaterial realm.
Faith in the emperor can literally heal you, but that didnt work before enough people thought it would
orks entire set up hinges on their believe in things
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I think the machine spirit is pretty much bullshit,
unfortunately its not, back then i it was funny name for computer and automated programs, but these days it can just do magic and exists. And for some reason it is soothed with incense burning and oil sprinkling.
it would have been much cooler if the prayers were just repair procedures but alas
2 years ago
Anonymous
narratively emperors' faith and machine spirit being real things is weak and it was better when it was unconfirmed
2 years ago
Anonymous
i dont mind the emperors faith but hte machine spirits rub me the wrong way. but i really liked the chaos computer code in HH mechanicum. computer code improved by magic. that was interesting despite the rest of the book being meh
2 years ago
Anonymous
>A lot of Imperiums problems stem from ignorance and stupidity. They are so caught up in broken traditions
sure, but thats not their fault. we can easily see that from the outside, but if you propose reforms in universe people would be justifiably afraid you could be chaos tainted or you softness will cause rebellions or thousand other possibilities. they are constantly at war and dont have a breathing room to reevalute
2 years ago
Anonymous
Only way to improve the Imperium from in-universe standpoint is to be powerful enough that you can FORCE progress and innovation. Which is pretty much what Guilliman and Cawl are doing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
but you risk a civil war. they might be succesfull only because of religious authority girlyman has. but otherwise you are right
2 years ago
Anonymous
>gullimane props up a nobody c**t as a high lord of terra >thinks she will be respectful for it and do what he tells her >she just foils his plans and votes no on all his ideas >ideas that would save humanity
do feminists enjoy this?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lords of Terra are just evil as frick. it's kind of a running theme that the Imperium's government is extremely corrupt and self-serving
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean, that's on him for not doing a thorough background check on a yesman.
2 years ago
Anonymous
In all honestly Guilliman should've gone full dictator mode, but A) that clashes with his sensible personality and B) Imperium is simply too vast to be managed that way. You essentially need a council of sorts to run its individual aspects.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He already is a full dictator.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>If your factory machine breaks down a mechanic doesnt just fix it, a priest comes down with holy incense, does a 5 hour ritual, blesses the machine THEN fixes it and thinks it only works because of the ritual
1. It works.
2. They don't understand the technology and it's so advance they probably wouldn't be able to reverse engineer it.
3. It's so advanced they'd never be able to invent anything better.
2 years ago
Anonymous
theyre humans fighting for humanity against the universe that would happily kill all humans. theyre the good guys.
>40k >Pozzed woke troony shit
You're just moronic. They made a nothingburger press release so the usual suspects won't pile on them with "glorifying religious genocidal space fascism, also what do you mean no girls allowed reee" autism.
I don't know much about WH4K, but the videos I've watched explaining the story and lore seem just grimdark, kinda interesting in a everything this fricked up and never going to be better kind of way. How is it pozzed now? Are there just a bunch of gay characters and strong black female saivors, the emperor canceled/race swapped?
Also, why are trannies and actual women so creatively bankrupt?
I don't know. In the past 10+ years woke gay shit has been destroying one IP after another. And it's not a good sign to have a yas queen slay troon on staff.
Like what? The only thing they've done was to tidy up the imagery of the SoB and SoS. In other words, tone down the boob armor a bit. And the new style is still very feminine.
the setting itself and 99.99% of the content put out isn't pozzed, but the company gives lip service to all the woke shit because they have to since their entire property revolves around theocratic space fascists and evropean tribesmen and various other species in both FB and 40k that had origins almost entirely in stereotypes.
people saying its pozzed are overreacting morons. i would prefer GW not give them the lip service but i understand why they do (it makes them more money)
>it makes them more money
it doesnt. being pozzed isnt profitable in any way
being against nazis and bigots is a slam dunk for marketing, they get some articles and then thousands of people talking about it. the chances for a warhammer fan to stop buying because of it is far lower than the chance of some troon picking up a game or miniature or book over it. at the very least it drives clicks and advertising money and gets the woke brigade off their back
>the chances for a warhammer fan to stop buying because of it is far lowe
you are wrong. wokeshit killed yidsney star wars in 6 years.
the only game that is kinda immune to this is DnD because people there can tolerate the gay shit, as they are runing their own worlds
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Anonymous
the difference is the woke shit people cry about in relation to GW properties is that a troon is working on it or that GW puts out a statement saying that 'Everyone can enjoy Warhammer'. when space marines start getting GRS and are full of wogs then you might have a point.
2 years ago
Anonymous
well people have seen how it goes in other franchises. it starts with a gay character here and there, and soon you have strong sheeboons and dubious progressive morals
2 years ago
Anonymous
>is that a troon is working on it
That's already pretty bad.
There's literally zero reason to hire a troon.
It went through a dark age, the artists seem to only just be out of it. Age of Sigmar has some truly awful art. 40k had bad art for a good 3 or 4 years.
As I say in about 2021 the artists seemed to remember how to make art.
The Emperor is not white either. He is turkish and always has been.
He is the reincarnated soul of every techno barbarian sage in one. Meaning he has many races in him, but he is mostly Turkish.
As you can see he has jetblack hair, high cheekbones and tan skin.
Roman Reigns
then who plays Gullimane
Cena
Leman - Edge
Perty - Wade Barrett
Mort - Taker
Angryron - Kane
Okay, but that's how it starts.
That dude leaves or gets fired and the IP gets less and less interesting and more gay.
Like, so far all I can remember is some Black folk and some YassQueen character, which means GeeDubs finally got to the 2000s but it's a concerning development
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLACK PEOPLE NOOOOOoooo
Ooh look there it is. Then they out gays and you'll do the same homosexual >ohh nooo gays
And then trannies and so on since your cope will never stop. >What about predator, sarge johnson, wesley snipes, blade, demolition man, what about equilibrium
I literally mentioned the early 2000s. Let me repeat it, it's not insufferable now, but it's bound to get.
The Emperor is not white either. He is turkish and always has been.
He is the reincarnated soul of every techno barbarian sage in one. Meaning he has many races in him, but he is mostly Turkish.
As you can see he has jetblack hair, high cheekbones and tan skin.
We don't know when he was born. We never have. It's intentionally mysterious.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i dont believe you, it has been some time since i have read it, but i remember him being saint george
2 years ago
Anonymous
My mind went to George Floyd before dragon slaying Saint George. 2016+ has rotted my brain. I am a fricking shell.
But yeah they say it but if you read through the books and lore no one knows how true it all is in lore. The Emperor appears as whatever is most pleasing to whoever he is trying to influence and when he shows people his past it's never the same thing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i would agree with that, but he absolutely wasnt born 30k years in the future as written above. i would give you anywhere between 100k BC to 0AD
2 years ago
Anonymous
>back then
he's born 30,000 years in the future but okay
all the ethnicities would be completely different to modern ones
attention lorelet homosexuals > This same source states that the Emperor was born to mortal parents on Terra in the 8th Millennium BC[3b] in a primitive proto-Hittite village along the banks of the Sakarya River[14c] (in Anatolia),[31] manifesting his powers as a youth. While a young adolescent, the Emperor's father was murdered by his uncle. While preparing his fathers body for a primitive funeral ritual, he received a vision of his murder. Later, the boy who would become the Emperor calmly approached his uncle and stopped his heart with his psychic abilities, displaying neither sorrow nor malice. According to the Emperor himself, this was the moment he realized that humanity needed law, order, and the guidance of a ruler. Shortly after, he left his village for the first city of humanity (likely ancient Sumeria).
40k has built in anti poz
Only play dark eldar, if anyone asks details talk about how your cabal kidnaps humans and does experiments on them like change their genders
All slaves are raped
Make sure you cabal is super racist
All of this is canon for dark eldar they can't not get mad.
Things post y2k kids will never understand. >white fantasy was mostly white because white people can relate to whites and wrote about whites >other races were not hated, the emperor is not even white and a primarch is asian, people thought other cultures especially warrior races like mongols and muslims >wesley snipes was black and was always cool
>So Girlyman and Corax are basically the only loyalist Primarchs absolutely confirmed for being alive?
Vulkan is one of those immortal people that keep coming back and can't die, so technically he has to be alive.
Imagine being a perfect adonis, a genetical master piece, the perfect human being created by god...I have zero sexual drive. Is that like the worst monkey paw wish ever? Marines have to be misserable
I don't think there are any central asian actors of note right now, so it'd have to be a fresh face.
I am sure Chinahood must have some good masculine actors.
I never quite got why Mongol types werent more popular in films
>central asian
he is made out of the emperor and emperor is white
>emperor is white
nope
The Emperor was born in Central Anatolia (Modern day Turkey)
So Caucasian would be a better term to use as no one seems to be able to agree what white is anymore.
yeah, that is fine, he is a tan caucasion
The Emperor is an Anatolian (though that easily could be "pre-European" white depending on the time/ or could easily reach that he's Galatian - i.e. Anatolian Celt)
he's a neolithic entity bro, which would make him a brown dude given the location.
The genetic branch that spawned "whites" would have been brown as well, but yeah if he's neolithic then genetically he would ironically be a small statured swarthy farmer that got all but genocided by "pre"-proto Indo Europeans.
So genetically he would be a race that quite possibly doesn't actually exist anymore
He is a techno barbarian. A neolothic kind of human that all killed themselves to create HIM
I'm talking real world "equivalent" here but yeah I'm under the impression that he's always been some sort of "embodiment of mankind" supersoulorganism like some sort of magic spirit lichen
>40k
Pozzed woke troony shit. have a nice day.
Don't know what's woke about 40k. Illuminate me.
troons also breathe air
lead by example Black person
Touched a nerve, 40kiddo?
a nerve?
a single freak is a fan, and you're willing to discredit an entire franchise
I'm not upset, just calling it like I see it
>Fan
You mean, senior writer on their flagship video game.
I didn't know that, but I stand by it
the black library and setting in general is kino, and a troon making a game I won't play doesn't affect me
everyone knows GW are morons
>i-i-i-it doesn't matter!
lol cope harder, Black person
This. 40k is fricking cringe these days, even outside the woke pandering. Primaris cancer was the last straw for me.
Maybe don't dress up like a nazi when going to a 40k game lol
the funny thing is, that when warhammer was good 15 years ago you still wouldnt be the wierdest one even in full SS parade uniform
Yes you would. It was started by a bunch of left leaning history nerds. During the rogue trader days it was literally just a bunch of nerds making fun of various aspects of english culture. With the obvious examples of football hooligans and thatcher.
what does have to do with anything you cretin? you hgave clearly never been to a local tourney before nuhammer
>Yes you would. It was started by a bunch of left leaning history nerds
they were not left leaning moron they were simply nerds.
For a century UK politics was
>tory if you are rich
>labour if you are not
and that was it. It wasnt until the late 90s that people got left and right and not until 2010s that it was such a big divide
you are incredibly stupid and your understanding of british politics is puddle deep
It's sad when the irony and satire are lost. But GW is partly to blame for that themselves by making the IoM super cool and totally not - not the bad guys.
IoM are the good guys anon
nah, they are just "our" guys.
If communist china was the only peoples and place to survive a meteor strike and you had to go live with them and be a part of the regime they arent really the good guys, just your guys
but all their ruthlesness is justified in how evil and insane are all their oponents. Even the trigger happy inquisition makes sense, since chaos can turn anyone and one heretic mage can bring down a planet.
without being heavy handed mankind would have been long gone
>but all their ruthlesness is justified in how evil and insane are all their oponents.
Justified=good. The imperium 100% kill more of their own people than any xenos do.
because they win. if they lost to tyranids it wouldnt be the case. If you dont consider justidfied=good then no one is good, because no one is fully moraly white
yeah but that factory planet #28498 that has 18 hour work days, food shortages, work mortality rate of 45%, live expectancy of 43 and not a single tree... is not exactly good.
Even if its justified that those planets need to exist to support the imperium
sure, but its not like imperium is keeping people poor on purpose. they have feudal system and as long as planet pays, they cant really frick with it because it will invite more rebellion and chaos. Imperium is doing everything out of good intents and bad experience with aliens, psykers and mutants
A lot of Imperiums problems stem from ignorance and stupidity. They are so caught up in broken traditions.
If your factory machine breaks down a mechanic doesnt just fix it, a priest comes down with holy incense, does a 5 hour ritual, blesses the machine THEN fixes it and thinks it only works because of the ritual
>a priest comes down with holy incense, does a 5 hour ritual, blesses the machine THEN fixes it and thinks it only works because of the ritual
but in the setting, that actually works
>but in the setting, that actually works
I think the machine spirit is pretty much bullshit, but 40k is a setting that is built on faith and believes
I wish people focused on that more. Daemons are only real because people believed in them, or atleast believing in them opens you up to them a lot easier.
The greater good as a concept has started to have influence in the imaterial realm.
Faith in the emperor can literally heal you, but that didnt work before enough people thought it would
orks entire set up hinges on their believe in things
>I think the machine spirit is pretty much bullshit,
unfortunately its not, back then i it was funny name for computer and automated programs, but these days it can just do magic and exists. And for some reason it is soothed with incense burning and oil sprinkling.
it would have been much cooler if the prayers were just repair procedures but alas
narratively emperors' faith and machine spirit being real things is weak and it was better when it was unconfirmed
i dont mind the emperors faith but hte machine spirits rub me the wrong way. but i really liked the chaos computer code in HH mechanicum. computer code improved by magic. that was interesting despite the rest of the book being meh
>A lot of Imperiums problems stem from ignorance and stupidity. They are so caught up in broken traditions
sure, but thats not their fault. we can easily see that from the outside, but if you propose reforms in universe people would be justifiably afraid you could be chaos tainted or you softness will cause rebellions or thousand other possibilities. they are constantly at war and dont have a breathing room to reevalute
Only way to improve the Imperium from in-universe standpoint is to be powerful enough that you can FORCE progress and innovation. Which is pretty much what Guilliman and Cawl are doing.
but you risk a civil war. they might be succesfull only because of religious authority girlyman has. but otherwise you are right
>gullimane props up a nobody c**t as a high lord of terra
>thinks she will be respectful for it and do what he tells her
>she just foils his plans and votes no on all his ideas
>ideas that would save humanity
do feminists enjoy this?
Lords of Terra are just evil as frick. it's kind of a running theme that the Imperium's government is extremely corrupt and self-serving
I mean, that's on him for not doing a thorough background check on a yesman.
In all honestly Guilliman should've gone full dictator mode, but A) that clashes with his sensible personality and B) Imperium is simply too vast to be managed that way. You essentially need a council of sorts to run its individual aspects.
He already is a full dictator.
>If your factory machine breaks down a mechanic doesnt just fix it, a priest comes down with holy incense, does a 5 hour ritual, blesses the machine THEN fixes it and thinks it only works because of the ritual
1. It works.
2. They don't understand the technology and it's so advance they probably wouldn't be able to reverse engineer it.
3. It's so advanced they'd never be able to invent anything better.
theyre humans fighting for humanity against the universe that would happily kill all humans. theyre the good guys.
>don't cosplay 40k at a 40k event
at least the primaris have normal fricking legs instead of those weird stubs that forces an unnatural pose.
> WARHAMMER IS FOR EVERYONE
well that means nazis too
>40k
>Pozzed woke troony shit
You're just moronic. They made a nothingburger press release so the usual suspects won't pile on them with "glorifying religious genocidal space fascism, also what do you mean no girls allowed reee" autism.
not that anon, but i ve heard all of that before. and it ends only one way. but ill give you that the moronic lore is much bigger problem
I don't know much about WH4K, but the videos I've watched explaining the story and lore seem just grimdark, kinda interesting in a everything this fricked up and never going to be better kind of way. How is it pozzed now? Are there just a bunch of gay characters and strong black female saivors, the emperor canceled/race swapped?
Also, why are trannies and actual women so creatively bankrupt?
It's not. It's just a bunch of idiots screaming at the troony boogeyman
I don't know. In the past 10+ years woke gay shit has been destroying one IP after another. And it's not a good sign to have a yas queen slay troon on staff.
Like what? The only thing they've done was to tidy up the imagery of the SoB and SoS. In other words, tone down the boob armor a bit. And the new style is still very feminine.
the setting itself and 99.99% of the content put out isn't pozzed, but the company gives lip service to all the woke shit because they have to since their entire property revolves around theocratic space fascists and evropean tribesmen and various other species in both FB and 40k that had origins almost entirely in stereotypes.
people saying its pozzed are overreacting morons. i would prefer GW not give them the lip service but i understand why they do (it makes them more money)
>(it makes them more money)
Does it, though? I somehow doubt these virtue signaling people have enough money to get in the vicinity of minis.
being against nazis and bigots is a slam dunk for marketing, they get some articles and then thousands of people talking about it. the chances for a warhammer fan to stop buying because of it is far lower than the chance of some troon picking up a game or miniature or book over it. at the very least it drives clicks and advertising money and gets the woke brigade off their back
>the chances for a warhammer fan to stop buying because of it is far lowe
you are wrong. wokeshit killed yidsney star wars in 6 years.
the only game that is kinda immune to this is DnD because people there can tolerate the gay shit, as they are runing their own worlds
the difference is the woke shit people cry about in relation to GW properties is that a troon is working on it or that GW puts out a statement saying that 'Everyone can enjoy Warhammer'. when space marines start getting GRS and are full of wogs then you might have a point.
well people have seen how it goes in other franchises. it starts with a gay character here and there, and soon you have strong sheeboons and dubious progressive morals
>is that a troon is working on it
That's already pretty bad.
There's literally zero reason to hire a troon.
>it makes them more money
it doesnt. being pozzed isnt profitable in any way
It's JOEVER
gotta be that dude who's Wong in Doctor Strange
he was pretty good as Kublai Khan
He's not exactly beefy, just fat.
Khan?
Idlis Erba
Cast him.
Why is modern 40k art so fricking soulless and shit?
It went through a dark age, the artists seem to only just be out of it. Age of Sigmar has some truly awful art. 40k had bad art for a good 3 or 4 years.
As I say in about 2021 the artists seemed to remember how to make art.
I got you, bro.
Was the Dark Angels secrecy and paranoia schtick originally just a cheeky gay joke (seeing as they're literally named after GWs local gay bar)
shutup literal gayet
why the frick is his armor green
Dumb lorelet
Seething closet case
HHH
R Truth
Roman Reigns
Cena
Leman - Edge
Perty - Wade Barrett
Mort - Taker
Angryron - Kane
>2022
>Troonhammer 41%
Name a single more based reply from a large corp
This. Say what you want about nu-GW but most other companies would have buckled under the pressure by now
i would rather have femmarines than Black folk
Okay, but that's how it starts.
That dude leaves or gets fired and the IP gets less and less interesting and more gay.
Like, so far all I can remember is some Black folk and some YassQueen character, which means GeeDubs finally got to the 2000s but it's a concerning development
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLACK PEOPLE NOOOOOoooo
What about predator, sarge johnson, wesley snipes, blade, demolition man, what about equilibrium
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLACK PEOPLE NOOOOOoooo
Ooh look there it is. Then they out gays and you'll do the same homosexual
>ohh nooo gays
And then trannies and so on since your cope will never stop.
>What about predator, sarge johnson, wesley snipes, blade, demolition man, what about equilibrium
I literally mentioned the early 2000s. Let me repeat it, it's not insufferable now, but it's bound to get.
yeah and half those films are before the early 2000s
I have to assume you're moronic at this point
>noooOOoooOOOOooo not the black people
Yeah, c'mon, kneel a bit, shout BLM and tell us how much you want gay representation in Warhammer
>black people
all the primarchs are genetic clones of the emperor, khan isnt asian just because he crash landed on the mongol planet
shiiiiiet man you tellin me the emperor is black?
vulkan isnt a Black person, he just has a coal black skin
We finna be amprors n shiet
i am telling you that vulkan being black is as moronic as khan being asian you egghead
Less moronic, Vulkan isn't "black" like crime statistics black, he is literally black due to adaptations to his home planet.
Why talk if you don't know the lore?
They aren't identical, they used his DNA but mixed it with other sources.
They are not clones. The Emperor spliced different genes in to make each Primarch distinct, like Russ' wolf genes.
The Emperor is not white either. He is turkish and always has been.
He is the reincarnated soul of every techno barbarian sage in one. Meaning he has many races in him, but he is mostly Turkish.
As you can see he has jetblack hair, high cheekbones and tan skin.
He's Proto Indo-European. He was supposedly born in Anatolia well before Turkic-Mongolians came to Asia Minor.
and that was white land back then, cope and seethe. he definetly isnt a turk. he also is smart, so he is definetly white
>back then
he's born 30,000 years in the future but okay
all the ethnicities would be completely different to modern ones
>he's born 30,000 years in the future but okay
did they change to lore? last time i remember he was born like 10k bc
We don't know when he was born. We never have. It's intentionally mysterious.
i dont believe you, it has been some time since i have read it, but i remember him being saint george
My mind went to George Floyd before dragon slaying Saint George. 2016+ has rotted my brain. I am a fricking shell.
But yeah they say it but if you read through the books and lore no one knows how true it all is in lore. The Emperor appears as whatever is most pleasing to whoever he is trying to influence and when he shows people his past it's never the same thing.
i would agree with that, but he absolutely wasnt born 30k years in the future as written above. i would give you anywhere between 100k BC to 0AD
attention lorelet homosexuals
> This same source states that the Emperor was born to mortal parents on Terra in the 8th Millennium BC[3b] in a primitive proto-Hittite village along the banks of the Sakarya River[14c] (in Anatolia),[31] manifesting his powers as a youth. While a young adolescent, the Emperor's father was murdered by his uncle. While preparing his fathers body for a primitive funeral ritual, he received a vision of his murder. Later, the boy who would become the Emperor calmly approached his uncle and stopped his heart with his psychic abilities, displaying neither sorrow nor malice. According to the Emperor himself, this was the moment he realized that humanity needed law, order, and the guidance of a ruler. Shortly after, he left his village for the first city of humanity (likely ancient Sumeria).
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Emperor_of_Mankind
source is Master of Mankind, chapter 2
>8th millennium bc
>sumeria
wat
Black Library writers, please understand
He is Jesus Christ my black friend.
He was born around 11k BC
>born 30000 years in the future
this is your typical nu-40k fan
>30k years into the future
He isn't a Turk. Turks weren't even in Anatolia at the time. He's proto Indo European, like the Kurgan.
lmao. And if you wanted them all to look like the emperor (in his OG form anyway), they'd be brown because he was a hittite
>primarchs are genetic clones of the emperor
Jesus fricking Christ.
>troonhammer
WOWZER BRO ANYONE ELSE SHILLI- I MEAN EXCITED ABOUT POSSIBLE POZZED MOVIE ADAPTATIONS? FRICK YES SLAY QUEEEEN
40k has built in anti poz
Only play dark eldar, if anyone asks details talk about how your cabal kidnaps humans and does experiments on them like change their genders
All slaves are raped
Make sure you cabal is super racist
All of this is canon for dark eldar they can't not get mad.
Things post y2k kids will never understand.
>white fantasy was mostly white because white people can relate to whites and wrote about whites
>other races were not hated, the emperor is not even white and a primarch is asian, people thought other cultures especially warrior races like mongols and muslims
>wesley snipes was black and was always cool
people thought other cultures were cool*
>non fans do not realise the emperor was jesus AND Mohamed
>dont put a space marine in classic space marine armour as OP
>thread is dead and slow
>put boring typical marine as OP
>OMG 500 POSTS
normies...
>nooooo where is the black people
Reminder that he is dead canonically
Hes in the museum, nerd
true, maybe he can have a come back and slap his ugly daughter
Tau are objectively less cruel and evil but are not "OUR" guys
moral relativism is gay, the imperium of man are the good guys and the aliens are the baddies. simple as
Legitimately I have no idea. There's no Asian actor of high enough profile and appropriate casting choice.
Henry as Guilliman or Dorn
I always tapped him for the big E himself
>I always tapped him for the big E himself
I don't think big E should have much screen time at all like keep him mysterious.
Have him shine so bright that you can't see his face. But who does the voice?
ashly burch
shut the frick up
I coomed buckets to her portrayal of Cassie Cage
Finally a reason for HDR
then who plays Gullimane
Clive Owen
So Girlyman and Corax are basically the only loyalist Primarchs absolutely confirmed for being alive?
Lion'el is just taking a nap.
Anon asked for loyalists though
>So Girlyman and Corax are basically the only loyalist Primarchs absolutely confirmed for being alive?
Vulkan is one of those immortal people that keep coming back and can't die, so technically he has to be alive.
>Vulkan is one of those immortal people
worst idea in 40k
Eldar are not allowed anything special.
30k has movie doesn't work there are to many important people.
The Great Khali.
Space marines are played by manlets.
Regular humans are played by children and midgets.
One week to film. $10,000 budget for the film. Editing must be finished over the weekend.
reminder one guy made this and it’s better than 99% of capeshit
wow big man shoot gun and le spooky telekinetic unexplained orb so good
Yes.
>this guy blocks you and says you are not on the list but if you know the password he will let you go. If you get it wrong you get blessed by papa.
I write myself on the list.
Imagine being a perfect adonis, a genetical master piece, the perfect human being created by god...I have zero sexual drive. Is that like the worst monkey paw wish ever? Marines have to be misserable
a lot of them are miserable because they get some genetic curse passed down from their Primarch that makes them be emo edgelords
And they're disposable to boot. The real chads are the custodes.
>Marines have to be miserable
You cannot be miserable if the desire isn't there to begin with
Buddhism 101
Frick Primarcs, give me a Guardsman movie
worst thing in 40k are perpetuals and cabal