Realistically, I would laugh at this moron just standing there with an axe, before raising my Benelli and shooting him in the head with a 12 gauge 1-oz slug. Then I’d go over, shoot him a couple more times in the head with either my shotgun again or my Colt Python in .357 magnum until his head is just splattered apart. >nuh-uh he’s magic that won’t work
Okay, I’d lure him into some wet cement to entomb him alive. Except I’d use ropes and cables to ensure his head and ass are exposed once the cement dries solid. That way I can force-feed him so he doesn’t get to die and pull some gay reincarnation bullshit, now he’s just stuck there forever. And also I frick him in the ass because it would be funny to listen to his moron groans of confusion and pain from getting ploughed nonstop. I’d make it like a carnival attraction, pay a couple bucks to rape the evil moron lol >pic related
>Implying Jason will not simply tear off the dick by clenching his mighty spincter and then proceed to break out of the concrete tomb through moron strength and proceed to murder the entire room
at a certain point, unbeatable enemies stop being terrifying. they have to keep thinking of hack reasons to bring them back, you know the the basics of the plot, there's probably going to be 1 survivor if they don't get jumped in the last 60 seconds. you might as well just give up immediately and have a nice day if you're in that situation. >b-but people in slasher movies don't know they're in a movie
i do and i'm bored.
How come Jason can be an MLG pro elite sniper with a harpoon gun or axe throw, or when he effortlessly dodged that black biker and fricked him up, but then when it's the final white girl chase he's a complete jobber
This. The kills he doesn't care about are easy, the ones he cares about his brain turns to warm jelly.
So basically me when doing technical interviews.
>They even tried to copy F13 and failed.
How so? Halloween is one of my favourite slashers, and the sequels some of my least. I've only ever seen Friday 1 & 2, and Jason doesn't even have his mask yet, planning on watching the rest this month.
>How so?
If you see them both you'll notice it. Ironically F13 is itself a copy of Halloween. So both copied one another, but F13 had better sequel consistency, and hence better monetary success.
bitch
>How do you respond without sounding scared?
kek kek kek, lmao lmao lmao
>AAAAAAAAAH IM GONNA DIE, I'M SHITTING MYSELF IN FEAR, I DONT WANT TO DIE PLEASE GOD PLEASE DONT KILL ME
I say calmly
he didn't say that
Yeah he did
no he didn't
>denial
Yep he's scared as frick.
I thought it was ch ch ch hah hah hah now that just sounds silly jason
No, it was
>TCH TCH TCH TA TA TA K K K
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I'd listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did.
....
-Jason Voorhees, 1988
words to live by
I'm an adult virgin, I'll be fine.
can he smell virginity
The sperg virgin in the third movie still got killed.
wtf I thought he was /ourguy/
Oh, he is. The virgin he killed was wearing a hockey mask, which he took. That is the first time he ever puts on a hockey mask.
Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40, stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell me a story
"C'mere maggot head!"
Take a shower.
I punch a hole in drywall with my bare fist and scream FRICK YOU DUDE at the top of my lungs and then start shaking and punching myself in the head
I tell him to cope+seethe+mald+dilate
Realistically, I would laugh at this moron just standing there with an axe, before raising my Benelli and shooting him in the head with a 12 gauge 1-oz slug. Then I’d go over, shoot him a couple more times in the head with either my shotgun again or my Colt Python in .357 magnum until his head is just splattered apart.
>nuh-uh he’s magic that won’t work
Okay, I’d lure him into some wet cement to entomb him alive. Except I’d use ropes and cables to ensure his head and ass are exposed once the cement dries solid. That way I can force-feed him so he doesn’t get to die and pull some gay reincarnation bullshit, now he’s just stuck there forever. And also I frick him in the ass because it would be funny to listen to his moron groans of confusion and pain from getting ploughed nonstop. I’d make it like a carnival attraction, pay a couple bucks to rape the evil moron lol
>pic related
>Implying Jason will not simply tear off the dick by clenching his mighty spincter and then proceed to break out of the concrete tomb through moron strength and proceed to murder the entire room
I’ve been training my wiener for this moment, there shall be no escape. Inshallah Jason will pay for his crimes
at a certain point, unbeatable enemies stop being terrifying. they have to keep thinking of hack reasons to bring them back, you know the the basics of the plot, there's probably going to be 1 survivor if they don't get jumped in the last 60 seconds. you might as well just give up immediately and have a nice day if you're in that situation.
>b-but people in slasher movies don't know they're in a movie
i do and i'm bored.
> ni ni ni ger ger ger
Could they defeat Jason?
I knock him down and shit all over his chest and mask. I may die afterwards but everyone else will smell him coming a mile away. I've saved them.
thank you sir
I don’t say anything. I listen to the spooky background music, and that’s what no one did.
>meep, meep
>noot, noot
How come Jason can be an MLG pro elite sniper with a harpoon gun or axe throw, or when he effortlessly dodged that black biker and fricked him up, but then when it's the final white girl chase he's a complete jobber
he wastes all his mana on trash mobs
He gets a +10 modifier when targeting sex havers
He's a sperg and spills his spaghetti when he's alone with a girl
This. The kills he doesn't care about are easy, the ones he cares about his brain turns to warm jelly.
So basically me when doing technical interviews.
He's just trying to emulate his mom.
These movies were never scary to me. Even as a little boy. I think even then I knew how bad they were.
can I pee on him? lol!
are you a girl because yes you can pee on me
>slashers
zzzzzzzz
that hes the walmart brand of michael myers
The Halloween sequels were that. They even tried to copy F13 and failed.
>They even tried to copy F13 and failed.
How so? Halloween is one of my favourite slashers, and the sequels some of my least. I've only ever seen Friday 1 & 2, and Jason doesn't even have his mask yet, planning on watching the rest this month.
>How so?
If you see them both you'll notice it. Ironically F13 is itself a copy of Halloween. So both copied one another, but F13 had better sequel consistency, and hence better monetary success.
>snee snee snee, chu, chu, chu
>Cheep Cheep-Cheep Cheep-Cheep Cheee-eeep
I make the same noises in a mocking tone.
rat-ta-ta-ta-tat (reload) rat-ta-ta-ta-tat