>killed by semantics

>killed by semantics

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not in the books btw. Literally the ancient pozzening. One of the first, one of the many.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're not talking about the books you fricking NERD.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just done better in the book. The whole scene plays differently and I'm not talking here about Merry using a magic blade.

        [...]
        It was in the books, but not in the same tone. The quote is
        >Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
        >Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. "But no living man am I!”
        Decide for yourself if it's bad or not

        Yes, she takes her helmet before the fight starts. In the movie this is more like a shitty one-liner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So nowhere in the book it was stated that humans can't kill him? Or was it phrased differently

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not in the books btw. Literally the ancient pozzening. One of the first, one of the many.

        It was in the books, but not in the same tone. The quote is
        >Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
        >Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. "But no living man am I!”
        Decide for yourself if it's bad or not

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the book the hobbits get magic elf swords on their way to Bree, which is what killed him; the "I am no man" shit is just fate fricking with the witch king

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A magic elf sword specifically forged to undue Sauron's enchantment keeping nazgul souls bound to undead flesh made by the same craftsmen who crafted the rings

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol, this is not capeshit. The book pretty definitely says it was her and Merry. Tolkien wasn't a moronic chud like half of this board. She dealt the final blow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ancient pozzening
      >zoomers think this shit started in the 2010's
      Fricking hell, man. I can find examples going back to the 1960's at least.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you lie about something everyone read?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just as glorfindel predicted
    whats wrong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glorfindel is basically elf jesus. I don't think he "predicted" he probably explicitly saw what goes down. The prophesy was given as instruction to a human prince to not chase revenge, there is no way to get it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Witch-King: No you see I was referring to the race of Men, which includes you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Uh, no the point is a man probably could kill you, I just happen to be a woman. It’s funny though because you say that line, but you’re getting BTFO by a woman so like in a funny way, it’s like semantics is killing you, or even irony. Also what would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast this morning?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the absolute seethe from terminally online chuds if this came out today

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tolkein, more like Wokein am I right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't hear that I should die because I was born a man for 10+ years when lotr came out. Of course I would take it differently today. Treat people like animals and they will become animals.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haha, wow seethe more chud. Way to prove my point

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hate will betray you, love will protect me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn’t stop! Stay mad haha

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I always chuckle when my enemies use the amalgamation of chad and stud as if it’s some kind of insult.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            C.O.P.E

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            personally, I just jizz all over the place and then shit myself

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my name is No Man, prophesied to slay you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. terence hill

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cut out scene of midge getting magic knife
    >still show him get stabbed by magic knife
    >girl did it

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And in the first draft Glorfindel was both in the fellowship and at the fall of Arnor so it comes full circle

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is literally what happens in macbeth
    first time seeing anything to do with prophesies?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whe she stabs his face her acting as though her arm hurt was really shit.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The actual prophecy

    Glorfindel said to Earnur at the Battle of Fornost: "Do not pursue him, he will not return to this land. Far off yet is his doom, and not by the hand of man will he fall."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But by the hand of a woman and a halfling... oh wait you don't need to know that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "dude In 1000 years a broad and a small leprechaun will kill him, nothin you do will work"
        Doesn't sound as cool

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Newman can kill me.
    >I am Newman.
    The makeup work on Wayne Knight was absolutely stunning.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would be better if it wasn't a human that did it. Because technically 'man' and 'mankind' only refers to human. So technically he can die to any other species lmao

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those tusks are way too big

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie turned it into something of a quip, but in the book the context is one of desperation and resignation. She basically says I'm not a man, but a lady of Rohan, yet I'll do what I can to try and stop you from hurting my liege and kin. Yet the Lych King is taken aback and a seed of doubt starts growing inside him which is probably what lets Merry stab him with Morgul blade and Eowyn to deliver the killing blow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a proud white male king murdered by a woman and a minority member
      is /misc/tards praising of tolkien in truth a form of advanced coping?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what if I identify as a woman?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you become orc wiener sleeve

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then in turn he will no longer identify as someone who can be killed

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I always chuckle when my enemies use the amalgamation of chad and stud as if it’s some kind of insult.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know what a portmanteau is
      typical chud

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the book this is more epic and heroic. In the movie she makes all those goofy faces while in the book is described as some kind of sun goddess.

    >But the helm of her secrecy had fallen from her, and her bright hair... gleamed with pale gold upon her shoulders. Her eyes grey as the sea were hard and fell, and yet tears were on her cheek. A sword was in her hand, and she raised her shield against the horror of her enemy's eyes.
    >Still she did not blench: maiden of the Rohirrim, child of kings..., fair but terrible. A swift stroke she dealt, skilled and deadly. The outstretched neck she clove asunder, and the hewn head fell like a stone. Backward she sprang as the huge shape crashed to ruin, vast wings outspread, crumpled on the earth; and with its fall the shadow passed away. A light fell about her, and her hair shone in the sunrise.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pinched a nerve in my back and can barely even lay down. Will be attempting to fall asleep listening to the Silmarillion audio book as narrated by Martin shaw.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      feel better bro

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    killed by a sword designed specifically to kill him actually

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