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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked chungus wick in all 4 movies, 1 was undeniably the best

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can deny that because 4 is equally as good as one.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I warned you about stairs bro

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        true

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it absolutely is not

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It sure is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can deny that because 4 is equally as good as one.

      anything past 1 is moronic crap aside from the kino fight choreography and car chases, which make all of them worth watching.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like 2 too, specially the Vivaldi section.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't watched 4 but
      >Best set pieces
      2
      >Best choreography
      1
      Three sucked because they fell up their own ass with the moronic lore.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah....
    >winston
    >I need a gun
    >maybe
    >maybe not
    >......yeah

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M BLACK
    AND I HAVEN'T REALLY HAD AN ANSWER
    *JOHN WICK MUSIC PLAYS; JON IS PUTTING ON A DOO RAG*
    BUT NOW YEAH
    *JOHN PUTS A CLIP INTO AN UZI*
    "AH MR WICK" *KOREAN GROCERY STORE CLERK IN FRONT OF A CIGARETTE SELECTION AT THE COUNTER*
    JOHN GRUNTS: "Menthols"
    *More John Wick music*
    JOHN: "Shiiiiiit"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Even tho I hate black people anon, I thought you should know that. That I hate black people

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was assumed yesterday, today, and tomorrow
        Friend

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Wick Girl?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not that ugly asiatic that's for sure

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best Wick Disembodied Mouth?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          definitely that nigress that's for sure

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ew no black women are already disgusting. And that nose ring makes it even worse

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            roiling?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tear that racist gravestone down!
            I'll bet that'll make Lovecraft roil even harder.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm counting it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        GIWTWM

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was confused as to why he killed her.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Katie is contractually obligated to die in 80% of her projects

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I believe she had actually been behind the whole business of having the coin press stolen as some sort of power play, which makes her culpable for his brother's death and thus bang bang. He made sure to step off the grounds though.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just imagine

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sad to waste her on a stupid TV show and not one of the movies. Same for Katie

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that pubic mound
            Crikey

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's from the TV show

          is it worth watching?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not great, but I can think of worse ways to spend 4 hours.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's fine. Doesn't really feel that much like John Wick though, despite taking place in the same universe. There will be one character that annoys you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bendy Malina Weissman?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, Marina

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i'll try spinning thats a good trick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, when was this scene?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's from the TV show

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            me cleverly disguised as a couch

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's from the TV show

              is this mirrored or what? how do they do that?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is this mirrored or what? how do they do that?
                It's called flexibility, anon.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's a contortionist

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Contortionists have the power.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >looks good, nothing even remotely pozzed at all
            >black girl character shows up, mentions sexism, kills le evil white man with her israelite sidekick and boyfriend to le own him

            I'm done with any new Western media. This is it.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The funny part is karate black girl and her karate brother (not boyfriend) fight the male twin from

              It's from the TV show

              in the last episode two on one....and they fricking lose, he straight up beats them both two on one, has them dead to rights and they have to be saved by a deus ex machina popping up or they would have died. Actually both the twins fight scenes had the heroes just lose and have to resort to cheating to win, kind of bullshit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I found karate black girl to be way out of line with the John Wick series as a whole, because generally when they had women show up, they did not engage in the Hollywood woman beats up 10 men at once thing. Ruby Rose in JW2 once her fight with Wick gets close quarters, she winds up just getting tossed around and loses quickly, same with Perkins in the first film, she puts up a fight but inevitably gets overpowered. Halle Berry in 3 was all guns and quick shots, not brawling with guys. In general Wick goes for "small person vs big person, better have a gun or you're losing". The two shinobi in 3 vs Wick are younger and faster (and give him chances to get up and keep fighting), but ultimately his much greater size lets him throw them around and overpower them. Any scene of Wick close quarters vs the big guy assassins is a lengthy struggle for him having to use as many weapons as he can improv.

                Yet there is karate black girl doing the standard beat up five guys at once, not even Wick does that, he divides groups of goons up and picks them off. I don't know if it was some kind of attempt to have a more 70s type of action with martial arts but it was weird.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just imagine

        Sad to waste her on a stupid TV show and not one of the movies. Same for Katie

        no, Marina

        me cleverly disguised as a couch

        She's a contortionist

        name of the show

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Continental

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Best Wick Girl?
      Accounts girl

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she legitimately looks like a bugman crossdressing.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie could have been good if they hadn't made it so intentionally stupid and OTT.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your son beat me up and killed my dog, give him to me so I can kill him.
    Yeah, totally reasonable request. Fricking moronic movie.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A U ETA SUKA NYET

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      HUUUUUUuuuuuuuHUH!? You speak Bad Russian too!?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sequence was fricking hilarious. I didn't even care that it just threw any (already tenuous) sense of realism out the window, they wanted a laugh and they got it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed JW4 a lot, but holy shit the action scenes dragged on FOREVER
      >john walks into a room
      >kills some dudes
      >more goons run up to him
      >he kills them
      >one of them gets up
      >he beats him again
      >walks five meters
      >two guys run up to him again
      >literally like 5 minutes of this keeps happening

      I know for sure that they reused extras in at least one scen, I think it was the warehouse fight before the dragon breath scene.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only one that really dragged was the roundabout scene with everyone being hit by cars, that went on for a long time and since it wasn't really all that convincing effects wise it wasn't engaging. I didn't mind the stairs one mainly because it had an intentional gag of him finally making it to the top and getting booted ALL the way back down to the bottom (yes of course he would be turned to dust doing that but I think realism went out the window somewhere in the third one so whatever). And they did add in Donnie Yen for the second climb.

        Actually I think the shootout at the Japanese Continental went on a little long, it had shootouts and brawls then his first skirmish with Yen, and that would have been fine, but then the shootouts started up again right after and we'd already seen a shootout in that room so that was weird.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also I can't believe Yen is 60, he still moves ridiculously smoothly.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was fricking moronic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it was fricking hilarious.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I told you about them stairs bro

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    These movies are good and fun.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is like the only time he speaks more than a word or two at a time and it caught me off guard rewatching the first movie again after seeing the sequels for a few years now. In the later movies he just one liners and gruffs every now and then and that’s probably my only complaint.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene made it abundantly clear it was not "just a dog" so I never got why there was so much memeing that he goes on these multi movie rampage because of a dog.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a kino scene, ngl.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember John Wick 2 or 3. 1 and 4 were good though.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a good line showing that he was so angry he wasn't speaking correctly. I wonder if it wasn't scripted and they just kept it in.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rant was good, actually sold his entire rampage and what they really took from him

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    watched 4th movie yesterday
    easily the best movie, they've finally found the formula, they had to force style at the expense of reality, works much better than middle ground
    the fact that the blind guy is a super contract killer and there isn't a single joke about that in the movie that isn't played straight would have been incredibly cringe, but they make it work with style
    I think this is what tarantino wants to be, but is physically incapable of being
    some gun scenes were shit and tired though, but the roundabout scene was fresh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Yen is also able to just sell that he can inexplicably fight while blind with just minimal tapping around a little. Don't even bother explaining it, he just can.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        in his fight scenes he clearly knows where enemy is swinging somehow
        if the movie eased on its straight face just for a little bit, those fight scenes would immediately turn into cringe, but they play it straight, so it holds

        I think also if there was an actual clearly articulated moral of the movie, it would also turn into cringe, but it's just wick trying not to die the entire movie, so there's no specific accent on anything other than style and gunplay

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          also, with all the cheesiness they somehow managed not to make john wick 4 feel like a low brow movie, like fast&furious etc.
          I think it's because they explicitly tell you with those club and roundabout fight scenes that some people are just background now, while in the previous movies people did actually GTFO once the shots started firing. Other action movies also generally show bystanders exhibit normal reactions and show all those airbags firing in crashes, but it turns out it's easier to just ignore the people instead of having to think that nobody magically got hurt.
          I think it's also due to keanu reeves, just like in OP post he does seem a bit autism, which works well in all his serious movies

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's almost a suggestion that the "business" of the underworld seems to take place on some other level beneath the notice of most of the regular civilians unless they get directly interacted with, which they almost never do.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              right, it's like harry potter magic and normal world, but not spelled out
              it works super well, because it keeps focus on main characters and fights and I don't have to care about anyone else, while the locations don't feel deserted and weird
              very good balance for this kind of movie

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's almost a suggestion that the "business" of the underworld seems to take place on some other level beneath the notice of most of the regular civilians unless they get directly interacted with, which they almost never do.

                I think the background characters not reacting is actually a critical piece that makes you feel like you're watching a very expensive *theater play* rather than a movie
                this way you KNOW all the "power of friendship" bits and the entire dialogue is not happening "for real", movie isn't not trying to teach you any life lessons, thus you can relax and enjoy the show

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    man I gave up on jw3 like 10 mins in this non stop action shit is boring is 4 the same?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they make 5?

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