>kills 800 quadrillion people on 5 different planets. >"Heh, I'm a spy for the good guys :)"

>kills 800 quadrillion people on 5 different planets
>"Heh, I'm a spy for the good guys :)"

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least the shittery is consistent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he saved the mary sue's life which resulted in the death of palpatine, until he somehow returns again, so it's all good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now replace that with Vader

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His wiener is a battle cannon!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how fan girls view it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He was tall and wide, and I can fix him!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, who made it? Finncuck, you're still lurking here? Okiro?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funnily enough the Marvel comics had to retcon him killing the other apprentices by saying the temple and all those within were actually killed by a bolt of Force Lightning from Palpatine, which really does make you wonder how the frick Palpatine could ever be defeated if he can do something like that from halfway across the galaxy. I think it was done because Lucasfilm were aware there was no reason to feel any sympathy for Kylo so tried to diminish how bad he was.

      I feel sorry for the comic and novel writers, who are being forced to try and make sense of out the braindead story of the sequel trilogy and sometimes they just threw their hands into the air and said "I don't know, your guess is as good as mine."

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is called bad writing and bad directed. What do you expect the CEO is feminist b***h.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good writing for modern standards.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bet writers didn't think about that

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean if not him, someone else would've done it, so why not?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      israeli "morality"

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn’t kill those people, the lasers did

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sunk cost fallacy this is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like Yoda, you talk.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JJ Abrams should never be allowed to develop anything again.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think you missed the point of him being the spy. It wasn't because he actually wanted to secretly help the galaxy, it was because he was so selfish that he wanted to frick over kylo

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why are you helping us?
    >ummm. kylo was a meanie pie to me 🙁

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So? He is basically what most of the Wehrmacht Resistance was during WW2. Not having any issues with the whole Third Reich until either they got angry because Hitler hated them or due to losing the war. Just like Stauffenberg etc. Huxley was a traitor of convenience, nothing ideological about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kylo wasn't losing the war. Hux only betrayed him from spite.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Nu Empire was winning though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But he's way too far up in the First Order to buy it. If they hadn't pulled General Pryde out of thin air, he'd clearly be second in command of The First Order. It'd be like Goring helping the allies all the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like if Heinrich Himmler turned spy for the allies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just check what Himmler tried to do in the end of war, lol

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MCU writing. All logic thrown out the window for a cute gag.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like a famous Star Wars character once said:
    >the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Caring about the gaping holes in one of the worst movies of this century
    Who cares, Star Wars is trash nowadays. I stopped caring since Force Awakens came out, I suggest you do the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun to make fun of it. I'm tired of the endless "galadriel my waifu xDDD" shill campaign threads by Amazon bots infesting the catalog.
      Or those fricking Better Call Saul threads, who the frick watches that dumb shit.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anon

    Sociopath fricktards always position themselves in a way that they can swap sides if things get spicy. Are you being stupid on purpose?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >women love psychopathic murderers
    >frick all fanfic about Hux

    Want went wrong bros...? Is it because he's a ginger???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's literal fanfiction of Hux and Kylo.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He gave his all to FO and then this mophead comes up and takes it all just because he knows some handy magic tricks. Of course the dude would rather see it all burn than let Kylo get away with it. His betrayal was pretty much the only thing about the movie that did make some sense.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only saw this dumpster fire once, but I never got the impression he defected to be the good guy. It felt more like he became a spy because he hated the new leadership.

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