>kills capeshit

>kills capeshit

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    very frick you bloody

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bastard beaufutul morning son b***h sir vageain

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"HARRY DID YOU REDEEM NAME IN FIRE GOBLET?"
      >"SON OF BICH BASTARD ARE YOU FRICK IN THE HEAD? PROSTITUTION SLYTHERIN BICH HORE DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT FRICKING IN REDEEM HARREY!" Dungalore said calmly.
      >Hagrid stretches his anus as he shits in the Hogwarts hallway loo

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    boomer finna get dabbed on

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd worship him like a Greek god if he actually killed capeshit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so not at all? there's no frickin way you worship greek gods unless youre some neopagan larper homosexual

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Please go see my latest picture: White Man Bad, starring Meth Damon and 98-year-old Robert De Niro

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He makes crimeshit, he's no better

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    capeshit is already dying. zoomies don't care. only a small minority of low IQ millennials are keeping that shit alive.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomies are into worse and gayer shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they watch pretentious shit from the 80s

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah they are into garbage like euphoria and sex education

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe the ones below 19 years old, the older ones watch garbage from 80s and think its art

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fight back

    How? And why?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fight back every day on the trenches of Cinemaphile.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scorsese himself decreed it anons: We're heroes.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t listen to miserly old israelites. I also denounce the Talmud. Sorry bud.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Italian Catholic Scorsese
      >Jews
      moron.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit is dead anyways

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    capeshits been dead since endgame if it wasnt for Cinemaphile i wouldnt even know they were still making them

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Martin Scorsese become Martin Hitler Black person

    I'm tired of his smart homosexual mouth

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking BASED

    Go see Oppenheimer and discover the struggles communist israelites faced in the 40's

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We've got to save cinema

    WE don't have to save shit. You have to save cinema because yo homie ass need it

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nolan
    >Good
    Senile man

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should someone tell him that Nolan made 3 Batman movies?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scorsese is 125 years old, he'll just forget again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone tell you that those batman movies weren't formulaic drivel like the way Marvel did em? That batman wasn't collecting items and facing off against a big bad villain at the end who had been hinted at for years?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It baffles me that him saying capeshit movies aren't real movies continues to upset people. I enjoy a lot of capeshit but I'm not moronic enough to think they are some kind of art. They're glorified amusement park rides.

    And when people say that being popular automatically makes something good, I refuse to believe they're being serious.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      "not a real movie" is a nonsensical concept.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        "No True Scotsman"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention there is plenty of blockbuster stuff with artistic merit (the Matrix,Django,Terminator 2,ESB, etc). 90% of capeshit isn't part of it (unless it's like Nolan's Batman,Raimi's Spiderman and the spiderverse stuff).
      The MCU has been a net detriment to the film industry, and yes I know sturgeon's law but there wasn't a huge monopoly then like now.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't capeshit dying tho? It's not doing very well at the box office I thought

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH
    >MY
    >SCIENCE
    >PLEASE KILL HECKIN CAPERINOS AND SUPPORT THE KINOS AGAINST WHITE CHUDS INSTEAD
    Cuckolds of homosexual Moon is going to flop and he's trying to shame people into seeing it via being a self-appointed taste maker.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When his 4 hour borefest bombs who will he blame?
    Also his daughter is a fat big, disgusting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are teenage third world capeshitters so sensitive about the moobies they like?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you envy those who live comfortably with wealth because you are bitter and poor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why hasn't Marty put Pierce in anything?

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    based marty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK CAPESHIT

      and frick especially chuddie zoomers who suck corporate superhero movie dick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK CAPESHIT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK CAPESHIT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick capeshit
      long live scorsese

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cape shit is a trend that will come and go, there's nothing to fight back against and even if there was he's not exactly being a strong opponent. The frick has he brought out recently that anyone was interested in?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sir I shall go redeem the Dark Knight blu ray set sir and save the cinemas

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you know who watches capeshit?

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >voice actor from shark tale has an opinion on movies

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    #restorethesnyderverse

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Parcheesi's films but he's not some arbiter for what films should or shouldn't be made. I think it's more that "serious" directors like him and Spielberg are having a hard time finding an audience for their shtick these days.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anοnymous

    I like the guy but Scorsese hasn't made a good movie this millennium

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this dumb ass thread keep getting posting you moron bot. this not only is literally a weeks old nameless internet tabloid article, if martin scorsese even actually said this, it's also just one of those nutless, offhanded remarks celebrities and politicians like to make well after the situation in question is long over. why didn't he say shit like... five years ago, around the height of all this nonsense? did this "genius directior" only just now realize, along with the rest of the cattle, that capeshit was bad?

    and last, but not least, who even gives a shit what this old nutter has to say? his nose is shaped like some egyptian beetle carving made of israeliteels on the wall of a womb in a brendan frasier mummy movie, and that's literally my only thought when i look at this keebler elf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i meant tomb but, yea... check em

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit, i am legendary

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit Forever

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    who actually goes and pays to see capeshit? im pretty convinced they make those numbers up when they talk about billions. i've never heard anyone in my life discussing the avengers who wasn't under the age of 18.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s right. It’s a shame all his films are copy/paste gangster flicks.

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