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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not an Alien movie and never was. moronic Alien fans killed the Prometheus franchise, more like it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prometheus being absolutely terrible killed the Prometheus franchise

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They made a sequel so pretty sure it didn't, the changed the sequel from being a true sequel to Alien slop because the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They made a sequel so pretty sure it didn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine saying that. Black person, Prometheus literally was written as an Alien prequel, directly setting up the events of how the derelict ship crashed, how the engineer died, and who left the warning signal that attracted the Nostromo. Ridley Scott was a frickhead who thought people were tired of the alien, so he had lindelof write all that shit out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >directly setting up the events of how the derelict ship crashed, how the engineer died, and who left the warning signal that attracted the Nostromo
        but anon, its not the same planet!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but anon, its not the same planet!
          yeah.... it's not. why is that so difficult for you Alientards to understand?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Prometheus is a movie about the Engineers not Xenos, it explores completely different themes. You could call it a spinoff if you want but NOT AN ALIEN MOVIE. It was supposed to go on showing more about the Engineers but morons LIKE YOU who couldn't understand that it's not about Aliens just couldn't fricking get it and kept whining until they changed everything.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess Solo wasn't a Star Wars movie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Solo needed Han Solo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it wasn't, it was a Star Wars Story

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Prometheus literally was written as an Alien prequel
        not it wasn't.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It most definitely was, all the scripts by Spaiths until Lindelof was brought aboard for the final rewrite and LOST'd it, had fricking Aliens in it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nta, someone on Cinemaphile claimed it was actualy repurposed mountains of madness in space script. which is much more believable to me. they even have the mountains lol

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOO IT'S NOT A REAL ALIEN MOVIE. THERE'S NO XENOMORPH SO I CAN GET SCAWED AND PEE PEE POO POO MY DIAPER!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Different thing is LE BAD because it just is!"
      This man has ruined an entire generation of men.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah cuz the Alien franchise was just so hopeful and lively before 2012, OP. So pure and unmolested.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LUV PROMETHEUS 'N ENGINEERS
      LUV COVENANT 'N DAVID

      simple as

      I want a third movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for OP

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WOW. This film was a breath of fresh air and a great restoration of the Alien universe. The franchise took an early hit in its line of succession with Alien 3, 4, and then somebody had a bright idea of mixing it with Fox's dead franchise, Predator. Well, we know how that went.

    Anyway, Prometheus was over hyped and there was a lot of "oh it's a prequel, oh it's not a prequel" talk leading up to its release. Well, I saw the film opening night and I was amazed at how stunning the film was and how philosophical, spiritual, adventurous, captivating the story was. I just recently watched again on bluray and the film is very layered and complex than most people believe. The characters are well developed and have depth. The film is actually both a prequel but not at the same time. It has the same DNA as Alien and it doesn't really connect until the last 30mints but then it doesn't. Confused? Well, that's why you should checkout this syfy masterpiece.

    A lot of people complain at how slow the movie was and yet they claim to be Alien fans. Hmmm I guess they never saw the first movie and they don't know Ridley Scott. If your a fan of the Alien Films, especially the first two, and have a great understanding of Greek mythology and have an open mind to asking the question of where we came from then I think you will definitely enjoy this movie like i did.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    27yo white male
    Love Prometheus
    Hate Alien Covenant
    Never seen any of the original films

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Love Prometheus
      >Hate Alien Covenant

      Never forget what the Alien brainlet fanbase took from us.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eh I'm fine just taking Prometheus as a standalone film and forgetting Covenant ever happened. Its definitely one of the 20 best sci fi films I've ever seen in my life. Maybe one day I'll go through and watch the original Alien films. Maybe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm fine just taking Prometheus as a standalone film and forgetting Covenant ever happened.
          that's pretty much what I do, still would have loved to see the original Prometheus vision play out.

          >Maybe one day I'll go through and watch the original Alien films. Maybe
          1 & 2 are definitely a must watch and have aged incredibly well. 3 is kinda meh but closes everything out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cheers for the rec anon. Might give em a watch later this week

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good. The Space Jockey should have stayed fossilized.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pic related
    ftfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for giving us sci fi kino Ridley-sama...... I kneel

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dead since Alien 3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember I used to think Alien 3 was trash, then I watched Alien Covenant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 had soul and 4 Winona, AVP was the beginning of the end

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They've been killing the alien franchise for decades kudos to whoever keep convincing them to bring it back. Comics must be good but they can't be bothered to read them or follow the plot from them?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >humans are the real monster.

    Get over this fricking rhetoric. Just give us some juicy alien hoards fighting an organized human force. It's all we have ever fricking wanted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chubahaqa ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's all we have ever fricking wanted.
      speak for yourself homosexual. mass alien war is moronic because they would get btfo easily. only correct route is post apocalyptic survivors in infested earth going somwhere while avoiding aliens and alien cultists

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >alien cultists
        >humans are always the real monster.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no not really, it was in one of the alien books. because the queens controls drones through telepathy, some humans had alien dreams and believed they were part of the brood. more like junkies and slaves

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I read all the books and comics. I know that majority of aliens (with the exception of batman vs aliens.) Humanities weakness or evils is what lets the aliens run rampant. I guess I am just tired of the same plots lines and would like a fresher take on it. Like someone actually developed a method of fighting xenos and the xenos adapt, but noooooo even predators think spears and claws are the best way to kill zenos.Aliens resurrection had the premise, but biffed the execution.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              depends how would they evolve. i dont like the approach of games to zergify them with more drone types.
              fighting xenos isnt that hard, on open field the would get demolished. thats why i appreciated the book approach as it seemed kinda believable (and that was the only think. alien books are stupid).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I agree that we don't need more drone types. xenos have always used stealth over brute force.

                I really want to see what peak xeno ecology looks like. If a plant was completely taken over by xenos and some people are sent to crack the planet as the xenos have dug too deep to nuke. What do xenos do when there is nothing left on the planet to harvest? I know it is implied that the dead planets are made by xenos, but what happens before that and where did all the xenos that didn't wait in stasis go?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >xeno ecology looks like.
                yeah that would definetly be interesting. even an empty mega nest would be a kino setting
                bit unrelated but best xeno ecology book series is probably chtorr war. shame the homosexual that writtes it is worse than GRRM (29years and counting)

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Friednly reimder

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prometheus was an 8/10 easy. It had flaws but it explored engaging new ideas and themes, and established Elizabeth Shaw as a capable and motivated heroine, with David as a questionably trustworthy, but equally motivated sidekick. It was Alien Covenant that fricking ruined EVERYTHING.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So let me get this straight -- the xenos were created by a gay robot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More importantly are the enineers xeno worshippers? Why would an advanced species worship a mindless savage species?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >humans killing space jesus a thousand years ago = bad
        >unthinking, unfeeling, murder rape-demons = good
        >send rape-demons to Earth to avenge space jesus = very good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They worship creation and the black goo is their means to do that. It just so happens that the black goo prefers to create xenomorphs

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kills the Alien franchise!
    Wrong movie

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it weren't for the changes to the Space Jockey and Lindelof's awful script I would understand the appeal of Prometheus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the aesthetic is pretty beautiful. everything else is moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this, plot asks too much of the viewer, it gets worse the more you think about it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not only it doesnt make sense, but it also isnt appealing. characters are not really interesting, the best one is the old dude, because he has a goal and wants to do something, the rest of them are jsut fricking around.
          even the mystery of ancient message didnt amount to shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >even the mystery of ancient message didnt amount to shit
            because that was supposed to be explored in the sequel, before they decided to pander to tards.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              unfortunately that that make prometheus better. but you are probably right that the alien insertion killed it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's some beautiful landscape shots, but it isn't very Alien. The set, costume, and creature design clashes with the original movie and Giger's artwork. Ridley should have made a Raised by Wolves movie instead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i dont really care for it being Alien like. the ashen dusty look of everything gave great sense of time. The pyramis by having dulled ages was also excelent. the tech and inside was whatever

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the state of the Allen franchise? Is he ok?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I look like that

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kills stupid Alien franchise
    >Gives birth to superior Engineers franchise
    >Too big brain for manbabies expecting aliumz go boo
    >Blows opportunity to expand the story and makes a shitter Aliens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Space Jockey > Engineer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That must be why it was featured in other scenes and mentioned afterwards.
        Such a compelling character hahaha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing more big brained than explaining away every mystery in the series.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What got explained?
        Shaw throwing out theories confirmed nothing.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, Disney has some MCU tier television shitshow ready to reboot the IP and Cinemaphile will love it because Cinemaphile has no taste.

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