>kills you

>kills you

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you get a tingle in your balls right before it goes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's elevators that do that.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's fine because it creates a new copy of you that is alive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why don't they just make a copy that is alive, without destroying your actual self, and then send the doppleganger on away missions to deal with shit?

      the starfleet is so goddamn dumb despite all the technology available to them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because then you don't get to go on hecking awesome adventures

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it's not you, it's your survivor clone thar adventures

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why don't they just make a copy that is alive, without destroying your actual self, and then send the doppleganger on away missions to deal with shit?
        Literally happened to Riker, problem was, you have no control over the doppleganger, and legit canon that other Riker eventually sided with some rebels and used it's face and dna credentials to steal a ship

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh well sign me up then

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Cy5zvvC.jpg

      >kills you

      moronS IT CONVERTS MATTER INTO ENERGY DO U gayS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT STAR TREK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, but the conversion kills you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a frickin' nerd so no.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all fine and well for everyone else in the galaxy and your copy. You're still fricking dead though.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine dying and a copy of you goes on living your life. And every single person are you is a copy, with the original long dead. And no one even knows it.

    This is the future Roddenberry envisioned.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why the other series suck, TOS is a horror show about the dangers of space exploration

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why the other series suck, TOS is a horror show about the dangers of space exploration

      epic TIL fellow redditers, haven't heard that one 10 million times

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        seething TNG homosexual, go suck gay dicks gay boy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally what happens when you go to sleep

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who fears Roko's Basilisk is a massive loser nerd. The AI would only be torturing a copy of me. It would never be able to torture me because I would already be dead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit's Basedkalis is the dumbest shit I've ever heard
      It's literally just hell for computer nerds that secretly need to believe in a higher power, and the singularity is heaven

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Roko's Basilisk
      this is the most forced coining of a term ever. its literally just "what if computer evil" but made out to sound like some complex theoretical scenario

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We go over this every time one of you 10 year olds watch the show.

    It doesn't. It transmits you via a particle stream. They have that whole fricking tng episode where Barkley is in the particle stream, conscious and sees creatures as he is teleporting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Riker gets duplicated in an episode.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Riker has a transporter duplicate-twin

      Pulaski gets de-aged through the transporter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is an episode where the data in the transporter pattern buffer is dispersed into the holosuites. Because it's data -- not a person.
      We all watched the show Black person - you're just the homosexual dumb enough to drink the fricking kool aid because they said it was fine.

      The shit fricking kills you and turns you into play dough, that it then roughly re-forms your image and plugs its last record of your personality in there.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You're just the homosexual dumb enough to pay attention
        Your headcanon has been BTFO by canon. Canonically, there is no loss of consciousness. Canonically you can move around while being transported and drag things out of the transporter realm.
        I guess transporting is more like slingshotting someone to the desired place through some kind of transporter realm.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          E X P L A I N T H E B U F F E R S L I N G S H O T F A G

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The buffer is essentially the slingshot itself. The person is loaded up and then gets shot over to their destination.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kills you
    Wrong. It teleports your soul which cant be copied. Checkmate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not so fast hotshot.
      What about Tom Riker - Will's teleportation clone?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plothole

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Twin souls. Or if they went by TOS rules one would be pussy nice guy and the other hyper evil frick beast.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a belief that transporter kills me and replaces me with a copy
    >get transported
    >the copy of me inherits this belief
    >this copy of me is now instantly different in a fundamental psychological way from the me that died in the transporter, as it believes the real me to be dead and itself to be a copy

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think you're the same atoms/cells/whatever that you were 10 years ago? all those things were slowly dying and replacing themselves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon you do actually keep your brain cells for life, not every last cell gets replaced

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why brain damage is so serious. Those cells never grow back.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wrong, brain damage is serious because neurons are replaced in a manner that is as to their original configuration as possible, meaning damaged neurons are replaced by new neurons similarly damaged.

          Otherwise you would slowly forget everything every few years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a myth. Cell regeneration is global.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is a myth. Cell regeneration is local.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Regenerate Local

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kills me and creates a copy of me so my mother won't get sad
    beam me aboard

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood this paradox. In a Star Trek future they definitely worked out the bugs.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dematerializes you
    >stores yout energy signature in it's buffer
    >transmits signature through wormhole
    >this is because matter cant travel in wormholes
    >other gate materializes based on energy signature it receives
    thr only reason why i think this doesn't kill your real self is because souls are canon in stargate but yout body is still a perfect duplicate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how are souls canon?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt know

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because souls are canon in stargate
      Isn’t the biblical god and heaven canon in Stargate but he and his angels are good Cthulhu monsters?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet also created tuvik

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tuvix should never have been murdered. I love Janeaway, but she has to hold the L on this one. There's always a way.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dumb meme perpetuated by people who never watched the show.

    The canon functionality is it converts matter to energy (read: matter is already energy condensed to a low vibration), holds your "pattern" as energy, and then allows your energy's vibration to slow back down into matter at the destination point.

    No, this is never contradicted.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why Hyperion Farcaster portals are so awesome. They’re just a door you step through, you can be on both sides at the same time, they literally make two faraway places contiguous with each other

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this how literally every wormhole works?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't read the later books
      They're actually identical teleporters where a copy if your brain is created and jacked into a galactic supercluster to run the techno corp AIs every time you pass through one.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is some kind of space "inside" the farcaster but from outside it appears as a doorway, that's why they are able to use farcasters to run cables and other infrastructure; if the threshold was destructive or discrete that wouldn't work

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just win the coinflip bro

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one episode where the quirky admiral or whatever wouldnt ride the transporter and everyone had to wait long time for him to take a shuttle
    >gets in an emergency and has to be transported
    all it takes is once

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we need to kill you sir, it's an emergency

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was mccoy and he'd been transported tons of times before that.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Souls canonically exist in Star Trek. The "transporters kill you" shit is objectively wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      transporters create and destroy souls, the first law of thermodynamics only applies to matter and energy which souls arent made of

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This or a Stargate would be a hell of a way to perform euthanasia.
    >step in
    >get dematerialized
    >don't get materialized

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But does your immortal soul go to Heaven? And you get to watch your copy keep on living your life?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, assuming you were merited entrance to heaven, which is unlikely for the average person in the star trek universe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        we do five warcrimes before breakfast in Starfleet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It leaves a soulless body to wander the world in despair.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, assuming you were merited entrance to heaven, which is unlikely for the average person in the star trek universe

      It leaves a soulless body to wander the world in despair.

      Souls don't exist, and you're an idiot if you believe they do.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Souls literally exist in Star Trek.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prove it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Burden of proof, christcuck. If you make a claim, you have to back it up. Whatever can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You claimed it doesn't though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can there be an idiot to believe if there is no soul? It would just be a bunch of organic functions existing. Would you call a rock an idiot?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does this mean that every time the power rangers teleported from their base, they were killed?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only their careers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sensible chuckle

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're the same kind of moron who got confused by the coin toss shit in Soma.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this meant to prove something? For a clone with your memories the transition would appear seamless too.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't just bend space-time, thus avoiding the issue of "does it kill you?"
    Amateurs.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why every character acts robotic and seems to not have a soul, they've all lost their souls to the transporters they lean so heavily on for convenience.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah BUT SCIENCE!(can be used to just insta clone army where/when ever or just yeeting into space/solid)

    we do all only live for a "waking" instant though as far as control, some preparatory capacity but that's it

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't start this shit for the umpeteenth time. We've seen people talk and move while being transported, at both ends of the transport. We've seen them act in a conscious fashion while dematerialized. There is a continuity of consciousness, which means it isn't a murder machine.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The simple solution for the negatives of the "teleporter condundrum" is to break the zero-sum game.

    If the lore dictates that humanity had discovered exactly what configuration of cells and signals in the brain were responsible for an individual's consciousness, it can go on to say that this was proven by experiments with artificial copies/clones of people - wherein the subject was conscious of both bodies' experiences and controlled both simultaneously (like overlapping visual input, and the experience of one video game controller plugged into two ports) until either the copy or the original was destroyed.

    By allowing the possibility of one consciousness to occupy two (or more) bodies simultaneously, then you open up the idea that when you get "copied and deleted" in a sci-fi "transporter", then the "you" that comes out the other side is, still, in fact, you (and you have not ceased to exist, only your old body was destroyed).

    It's a simple solution, and I'm so sick of optimistic/utopian sci-fi writers just hand-waving the problem like
    >It's fine, the clone of you doesn't know it's a clone, it's literally (just like) you! The last thing you ever experience being stepping into a column of light before dying at a young age, with your last notion being that after this moment a double of you will go on as if nothing happened and like you hadn't died at all and nobody will acknowledge your original life or death, only the life and death of the idea of you that you won't even get to see or experience after this moment... is totally rad and cool! The future is going to be awesome! I mean, when you think about it, us humans are really the real problem anywa-
    no, shut the frick up with that shit, write better utopian sci-fi that doesn't constantly lead towards the inevitable forced extinction of humanity.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kills you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 some contrarian pseudointellectual homosexual claims that there was no machine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kills you and makes your clone watch

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you
    well then, beam me up scotty

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I can move a virtual machine running live from one host to another without needing to turn it off and the end user don't even notice any hiccup yes, you can transfer the consciousness from one place to another given the proper technology is advanced enough

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a problem for the "Me" that appears on the ohter side.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >X movie/show that isnt horror is ACTUALLY HORROR because
    shut up and have a nice day

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't deatomize but rather decouples the molecular bonds by sending the subject through subspace the remeterializes at specific point in space those bonds reestablish via patern buffer.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so doing this kills you but going to sleep doesn't? You literally die every night, prove me wrong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so doing this kills you but going to sleep doesn't?
      how do you even come to this conclusion?

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The clone paradox:
    If the transporter creates a perfect clone of you, but the moment it try to disintegrate your atoms killing you instantly, the device stops working and doesn't do its job & you're there like WTF did this shit broke again?. the other clone in the other place would be YOU? Would you have felt like you were "traveling" to the other location or would you (your clone) have just walked out like everything went smoothly and with no problems? or would it be a totally different entity?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its always a different entity if were going with clone transporters logic. It would have a brain with your memories copied, but its actually literally 0 seconds old.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Superman be dematerialized by a transporter?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Kryptonian cells are extremely complex to the point that you aren't really able to clone them, so I doubt they would be able to break him down

      The Watchtower uses actual teleportation as far as I'm aware

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your cells die and get replaced over the course of 5-6 years. You effectively die each time during that cycle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >body of Theseus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not your brain cells
      probably

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Your cells die and get replaced over the course of 5-6 years. You effectively die each time during that cycle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      your overall body still has continuity, even if parts get replaced over time. not the same with the cut from a transporter that vaporizes you

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what I've never seen explained by the transporter murders you proponents is how that applies to vulcans. their katras function as a soul so either you endow the transporter with the ability to duplicate a person's soul or it negates this whole argument.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    impregnate space elves

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