King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.
(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut).
(King Tut) Now, if I'd known
They'd line up just to see you,
I'd trade in all my money
And bought me a museum. (King Tut)
Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut)
He's my favorite honky!
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)
Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut)
The ladies love his style, (Waltzing Tut)
Rockin' for a mile (Rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile.
He gave his life for tourism.
Golden idol!
He's an Egyptian
They're sellin' you.
Now, when I die,
Don't think I'm a nut,
Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut)
He coulda won a Grammy,
Buried in his jammies,
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona, lived in a condo made of stone-a,
King Tut
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Steve Martin is fricking awful.
I see the white hair and for a split second think it's Leslie Nielson then I realize it's this soulless unfunny moron and immediately stop watching whatever it is
Fricking idiot morons can’t enjoy some good wholesome humor from that era. Let me guess you think his banjo playing is cringe and think Dangerfield is better too?
Pea brains.
outside of a few rare instances he's not very funny
>era
Frick off he made an absolute truck load of absolute garbage movies in the last 20 years aswell
lol you got filtered, pleb
>haha you dont like garbage
wow you sure got me there anon
>I-It's le garbage because I say so
lol you can't cope pleb
you don't make any sense
>implying the late 80s was a wholesome era of wholesome comedy
Fricking lol
never “implied” that fricking moron I said “SOME OF IT from that era” check your reading comprehension
even mentioned Dangerfield which isn’t wholesome in the same post DUMB FRICK
Rodney was better than every other standup, Steve Martin is not unique in being worse than him
Banjo is actually the only cool thing Steve Martin does.
>wanted to watch Boardwalk Empire for her
>Find out Meg is only in like... 3 episodes
GAY
>condo made of stone-a
This alone should have been enough to send him to prison.
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the funniest part of that episode was them watching a "best of steve martin" compilation and not laughing once, seeing the same jokes over and over again
also OP is a homosexual for being this obsessed over steve martin
probably saw one thing and is now endlessly making threads on Cinemaphile, /b/ Cinemaphile for attention
>unfunny people watch "funny" thing
>don't laugh to "prove" they're funnier
Seen this a lot. Pretty hacky.
hmm.. hates Steve Martin, finds Sam Hyde appealing. This is one anon I would not get along with.
>this made boomers shit and piss themselves with laughter
I wouldn't get on a high horse, zoomers are amused by these gay fricking face filters
lense not a filter idiot
oh sorry for not knowing the proper term for this homosexualry
>LE POTION SELLERS XD
Na this is millennial shit, zoomers laugh over the moronic vhs edit stuff
Americans trying to be funny is so cringe.
me on the right
unfunny garbage that appears to approaching a forced meme
I haven't laughed so hard in years.
Thanks Cinemaphile for helping me discover this gem.
These threads are really turning me around on Steve Martin and the King Tut bit.
OP must be at least 60+ years old today to truly appreciate peak SNL humour back in the late 70s.
...makes one wonder why he's lurking on Cinemaphile?
>zoomers still getting filtered by 1970s cringekino
Sit down. Be humble. Seethe. Cope.
Never stops making me mad, thanks.
Frick you OP I'm not gonna fricking watch this