>KH is now Cinemaphile approved
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Kingdom Hearts movie in the works
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>no Indiana Jones world
John Boyega as Sora?
No Sora will be a jap but the girl will be a half black. And there will be many many more. In every single scene. It’s in the rules now.
At least the villains will still be white, also a rule.
>still
Have you played kingdom hearts? The villains are not white like ever. I don't even know what the main villain is but it's 100% not white. And every single villain is actually him but time traveled to the future from different points of his life, or the version of him without a heart, or the version of him that's just his heart, or one of the thirteen or so versions of him where he posesses somebody else and puts his heart in their body.
The disney ones are, more or less.
They're all fricking disney. I don't have any image appropriate enough to show just how stupid I think you are so please just pretend I posted a pretty good image for reaction.
Clayton, Hook, Maleficent(? maybe not, more of a israelite), The Red Queen. You get the idea, this is old disney they're white with a few possible exceptions. They aren't black thats for sure.
ansem is tanned white at best.
This many years on, I still have no idea wtf the plot was. Like, how would that work in a 2 hour movie?
It can't. Look how unpopular the final fantasy movies were. KH is even less coherent than they are.
I was about to claim it's gonna be woke slop, but then I remembered it's Kingdom Hearts - Disney can't possibly make it gayer than it already is.
No director is going to touch this series with a 20 foot pole, the lore is dense and completely unapproachable, and changing it or starting from scratch is only going to piss off the lunatics that follow and play the games because the borderline schizophrenic story is almost part of the series' identity at this point.
>the lore is dense and completely unapproachable
They'll hire some woman who directed a couple of Mexican soap opera episodes 20 years ago. She'll completely ignore the lore and piss off a millions fans in the process. The movie will bomb, and Disney's ESG score will increase with 1000 points. The israelites will dance and the spirit of Western culture will weep.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
The first one is a very straight forward story and approachable.
This is the point. They want to destroy it. Western communists fricking hate Japanese culture and are working overtime to corrupt and debase it.
>Kingdom Hearts came out 22 years ago
oof
I always found this franchise extremely offensive. As a kid in the 90s I loved my (euro) disney comic books with donald duck, uncle scrooge, etc. At the same time I hated japanese animated moved and comic books.
Seeing donald duck like this makes me want to puke. Also, he's not to supposed to be in the same stories as goofy or mickey mouse (who's a little shit by the way).
I remember watching my sister play KH1 and 2 when I was little. They were better times.
ive just played the first and now im halfway through the second and i didnt watch a single cutscene, shits gay.
gaykino more like
>look mom, I skipped the cutscenes on a story heavy game!
You're not cool, you are gayer than you think.
i like the gameplay apart from the gummi ship stuff. thats also gay
I'm so shocked it took this long, what the frick
One movie, followed by a series on HBO Max, another series on Hulu, a series on Netflix, a special on Amazon Prime, another movie, then a series on Paramount+. And you have to watch them all for the story to make sense.
do it roger rabbit style
It'll be shit? The game is cringe and moronic and Disney isn't even a movie studio at this point.
Unironically a good way to reintroduce the classics without making live action woke shit
It should have been an anime/animated series
>should have been japanese
Fricking WHY?
Can't wait to see the stunning and brave Kairi (played by Zendaya) flying the Gummi ship directly into Ansem while shouting
>"WELCOME TO THE OUCH, MOTHERFRICKER!!!!"
Starring
>Tom Holland as Sora
>Zendaya as Kairi
>Idris Elba as Riku
>Chris Pratt as the voice of Mickey Mouse
>Oscar Isaac as Ansem
>Its a 12 hour trilogy made up of 3x 4 hour movies of over convoluted exposition about nonsensical gibberish nothingness involving multiverses, timelines, clones and premium nomuraslop
Who can play real Sora?
Only weebs and trannies ever liked these games
I'm not a weeb or a troony, i like kingdom hearts
Said the grown man simping for kingdom hearts
I'm not simping for anything, i dont want them to make this, it will be shit, utter shit, movie/tv show adaptations of games dont work, they are always shit, and then something as moronic in plot as kh will never work
I didn't say you were simping for a movie. You are simping for the kingdom hearts games as a grown man
please don't
1 and 2 are the only good games, and the second one is really only good in spite of Nomura’s OC donutsteel characters and nonsensical storyline.
Agreed. The first is kino because great gameplay and it really captures that childhood wish to go on an adventure, the 2nd one is a lot more cringe but the action is still good and it has a kino perfect classic Disney ending to the story 1 sets up.
re:coded is good but nobody played it
They should hire Nomura to direct it just for lulz. It's not like he's stranger on making movies.
they adapt the games accurately and its gonna be a clusterfrick
Can’t wait for the shitty Cardi B and Ice Spice rap cover of Simple & Clean in the end credits
DARKNESS WITHIN DARKNESS WITHIN DARKNESS WITHIN DARKNESS WITHIN DARKNESS WITHIN DARKNESS WITHIN DARKNESS
Will this scene be in?
>they don't ask billy zane to come back as ansem again
>Christopher Lee is dead
>whatever actors they hire will look and sound like shit compared to the ganes and VAs
>First game
>there's an army of darkness taking people's hearts and consuming entire worlds, only the bearer of the keyblade can seal away the darkness and save these worlds from being consumed. A mysterious man named Ansem seems to be behind it all.
Ok, got it.
>Second game
>remember Ansem? Turns out he is not Ansem but Ansem's student and what you fought in the first game was his heartless, now there's also (not) Ansem's nobody, oh and Riku now looks like Ansem for some reason but the fake Ansem you fought in the first game. Also, you are in a computer simulation because friendship or something.
Thanks, Nomura
a fricking keyblade
Who will play best girl?
A Black person. Roxas will be asian, Hayner will be Hispanic, and Pence will be white.