Reminder that humans have larger dicks than pretty much all primates (by a very large margin.) Even if they evolved to become larger and more human like we would generally always have bigger dicks.
?si=-Xrdikc5wX3R2IXP >can't stand for more than like 10 minutes
Quadrupedal locomotion is inherently superior to bipedal. >have small dicks (in proportion to body size)
All human culture takes place below the waist. Too busy fricking in mud like vermin they are. This is why superior ape replace them >have gross ass fur
Human so pathetic they need clothe to protect from whether. Superior ape have no need of such.
That's mainly due to human evolving bipedalism, which put human eye level above traditional visual erotic zones (asses), women having pronounced breasts is also a result of this.
The apes in the movies are moving towards being primarily bipedal just like humans and would likely start selecting for larger breasts and dicks as well.
this scene is pretty weird in the original movie
it's not clear to me why he did it
was it just to cuck the monkey man or was it some comment that he was just a high t horny bastard
Taylor didn't kiss Nova in the entire movie and producers used to get antsy if there wasn't at least some gratuitous PDA in their films to hook the teen boy demo.
Porbably just to show he had some respect for her by not seeing her as a woman and not a dirty monkey.
In possibly the strangest way, no less but I get the idea.
They didn't actually kiss in the book, which made more sense. The whole point was that Zira was too disgusted by Taylor to kiss him. Even though she rescued him and saw him as intelligent - she was still too repulsed physically by him because he was a human.
>Gastille is the town bawd and is so desperate for Beau's dick that she gets the town to throw his mother into the asylum and leads a mob against The Beast.
I'd watch it.
It's weird how Cinemaphile is full of people who want to frick cats and foxes and shit but no one wants to frick our closest animal relatives. Is it cause of uncanny valley?
the animals furries go for are more common in the western world, also a lot of the media surrounding monkeys has to do with them being evil, nasty, or moronic
fricking an animal is usually complete fantasy, anthropomorphized and exotic creatures. apes are too close to humans to create an attractive fantasy about. They're just shit flinging morons. IDK if you've ever had sex with an autistic girl with slight brain damage like I have but at some point your hips being crushed by a half tard is just painful
based homies. Maurice was my favorite ape in the series (orangs are the kinoist apes) and Rocket going from idiot rival to trusted advisor was top tier character arc.
why is hollywood afraid of male human on female anthro romance movies? Avatar is probably the closest they've come which is pathetic.
Because male sexuality is defined by lust usually. Females get the benefit of the doubt in that they're propelled by love. But if you had male on anthro everyone would assume "oh he's just a weird creep" and this
It makes normies cry, especially female normies.
ain't helping disprove that.
So in the few cases of female anthro with a human male, it's usually the human male going out of his way to set him apart from other men who display themselves as lustful beasts (Cold Skin) or are just "I like you...it's a real shame we can't be together on account of you being all freaky"
I'm saying the stereotype is women think with their hearts, men think with their dicks. I'm not saying it's true, just that it's the common belief. Shape of Water would've been perceived differently if it was Steve Buscemi falling for a sexy Cretura of the Black Lagoon.
people know I like apes. I think orangutans are funny. All of my friends associate monkeys/apes with me in their mind. Every single one of them has individually asked me if I've seen this film yet. They don't know each other.
Anyone else know this feel?
In the new movie? Nah, there are no intelligent men left. Just girl bosses and other tokens in bunkers. Sad. This is why humanity was doomed. Anyway, the girl boss that genocides the apes is a human supremacist so she probably has a secret ape fetish and hates herself for it.
Whatever you do, do not read about Pony the Orangutan: the female animal who was shaved and kept as a sex slave. Let's keep this thread fun and light-hearted. Monke sex? Haha. That can never happen.
Did anyone notice that the MC in Kingdom's GF had almost human looking hair?
Was that supposed to be a nod to apes in the original movies looking more human like?
monke puss
Reminder that humans have larger dicks than pretty much all primates (by a very large margin.) Even if they evolved to become larger and more human like we would generally always have bigger dicks.
>human propaganda
Apes are superior to humans in all regards
>can't swim
>can't stand for more than like 10 minutes
>have small dicks (in proportion to body size)
>have gross ass fur
Imagine being an apecel.
>can't swim
?si=-Xrdikc5wX3R2IXP
>can't stand for more than like 10 minutes
Quadrupedal locomotion is inherently superior to bipedal.
>have small dicks (in proportion to body size)
All human culture takes place below the waist. Too busy fricking in mud like vermin they are. This is why superior ape replace them
>have gross ass fur
Human so pathetic they need clothe to protect from whether. Superior ape have no need of such.
Could always be worse, at least they aren't Indian as well.
>tfw you will never hear dr zira gasp in shock at your AHC
>by a very large margin
That's understating it. Even the biggest apes are pinky dicks.
So would ape women lust after human men?
>muh dick
Humans are so pathetic.
That's mainly due to human evolving bipedalism, which put human eye level above traditional visual erotic zones (asses), women having pronounced breasts is also a result of this.
The apes in the movies are moving towards being primarily bipedal just like humans and would likely start selecting for larger breasts and dicks as well.
dicks aren't at eye level though, i don't get it
let him feel smart anon
nah, probably not. you didn't even see the other ones.
Man that would be kind of hot, especially when she feels your massive human wiener
>human male on female anthro
>female on male assplay
This artist is based
I wish my girl would grab my entire ass cheek with her foot while making out
Get your paws of me you dirty ape!
>900 Planet of the apes movies
>no human monkey love scene
what the frick? its what everyone wants
See
this scene is pretty weird in the original movie
it's not clear to me why he did it
was it just to cuck the monkey man or was it some comment that he was just a high t horny bastard
Men back then could only be "friends" with women if they wanted to frick them. Nowadays things are a lot better.
>Nowadays things are a lot better.
moron
>Men back then could only be "friends" with women if they wanted to frick them
It's still like that.
>It's not clear to me why he did it
It was a power move to show the apes that the white man was still on top
Taylor didn't kiss Nova in the entire movie and producers used to get antsy if there wasn't at least some gratuitous PDA in their films to hook the teen boy demo.
White man's burden Zaius
Porbably just to show he had some respect for her by not seeing her as a woman and not a dirty monkey.
In possibly the strangest way, no less but I get the idea.
it was in the original book too iirc
They didn't actually kiss in the book, which made more sense. The whole point was that Zira was too disgusted by Taylor to kiss him. Even though she rescued him and saw him as intelligent - she was still too repulsed physically by him because he was a human.
Dr. Zaius unlocks a new fetish.
Thinking man's fetish
>zaius being into it
kek
I NEED ape women.
>based Maurice and Rocket show up in the beginning when they immolate Caesar's body
Was very happy to see those guys. Absolute top blokes.
What's behind the box?
>What's behind the box?
banana
C00MBRAIN on twitter.
Sauce?
>Cornelius, this is the thinking ape’s fetish.
>Femdom Of The Planet Of The Apes
but she loathes them
FEMDOM OF THE PLANET OF APES
Cute
Women love kissing animals. I see no reason why it wouldn’t be different here.
why is hollywood afraid of male human on female anthro romance movies? Avatar is probably the closest they've come which is pathetic.
It makes normies cry, especially female normies.
>Gastille is the town bawd and is so desperate for Beau's dick that she gets the town to throw his mother into the asylum and leads a mob against The Beast.
I'd watch it.
women are the biggest meme
Lel roasties are mad because dog anthro wife would be more loyal and desirable
isn't this exactly what Gaston was whining about
Never thought I would ever say this, but I want to frick a chimp
Sure, go see it.
This shit is why I hate the nu-Planet of the Apes series. They are too ape like. I want to frick a ape-woman thing like Heston did.
2000 years isn't really enough time for the apes to evolve in to pseudo humans.
It's weird how Cinemaphile is full of people who want to frick cats and foxes and shit but no one wants to frick our closest animal relatives. Is it cause of uncanny valley?
Wrong
>female_brazillian_soldier.jpg
the animals furries go for are more common in the western world, also a lot of the media surrounding monkeys has to do with them being evil, nasty, or moronic
>also a lot of the media surrounding monkeys has to do with them being evil, nasty, or moronic
That's because of asiatics
fricking an animal is usually complete fantasy, anthropomorphized and exotic creatures. apes are too close to humans to create an attractive fantasy about. They're just shit flinging morons. IDK if you've ever had sex with an autistic girl with slight brain damage like I have but at some point your hips being crushed by a half tard is just painful
Is that the new Romeo and Juliet play? She doesn't look THAT bad.
The ape looks better tbh
Kek, true.
Disgusting tumblr art
Yes, it's a good film. Some think the middle part is too slow but I didn't mind it
Yed, the chick monkey in it is really hot
monke
What does apussy feel like?
Ask your dad
rekt
More hair
I saw the reboot trilogy and all I remember is the photo between the guy and the test monkey and the apes with uzis in the 2nd one.
Any way how much is the orangutan in this?
Orangutans > other apes
There’s only one in the entire movie. And he dies like halfway through in a river lol.
I thought Maurice was alive in the 3rd?
The new one takes place centuries after the 3rd. Although, based Maurice and Rocket show up in the beginning when they immolate Caesar's body
based homies. Maurice was my favorite ape in the series (orangs are the kinoist apes) and Rocket going from idiot rival to trusted advisor was top tier character arc.
Yes.
They drew Ari weirdly hot.
Well they're a furry so....
Because male sexuality is defined by lust usually. Females get the benefit of the doubt in that they're propelled by love. But if you had male on anthro everyone would assume "oh he's just a weird creep" and this
ain't helping disprove that.
So in the few cases of female anthro with a human male, it's usually the human male going out of his way to set him apart from other men who display themselves as lustful beasts (Cold Skin) or are just "I like you...it's a real shame we can't be together on account of you being all freaky"
kek, I need to see the rest of this comic right now
https://archive.org/details/home-grown-funnies-1971/page/5/mode/2up
>Females get the benefit of the doubt in that they're propelled by love
Lust too. Guys love too.
I'm saying the stereotype is women think with their hearts, men think with their dicks. I'm not saying it's true, just that it's the common belief. Shape of Water would've been perceived differently if it was Steve Buscemi falling for a sexy Cretura of the Black Lagoon.
Ape sex
people know I like apes. I think orangutans are funny. All of my friends associate monkeys/apes with me in their mind. Every single one of them has individually asked me if I've seen this film yet. They don't know each other.
Anyone else know this feel?
Chimp pussies can't take human wieners you weirdos. Leave them alone.
Prove it
You underestimate my horny
Do any of the apes lust after men in the movie, or is OP just trying to trick me into a weird banana peeling fetish
Dr. Zira kisses Charlton Heston in front of her fiance.
In the new movie? Nah, there are no intelligent men left. Just girl bosses and other tokens in bunkers. Sad. This is why humanity was doomed. Anyway, the girl boss that genocides the apes is a human supremacist so she probably has a secret ape fetish and hates herself for it.
She's super horny for Mark Wahlberg's character in the 2001 version.
They actually had to scrap the interspecies romance sub-plot because to get the PG-15 rating.
Whatever you do, do not read about Pony the Orangutan: the female animal who was shaved and kept as a sex slave. Let's keep this thread fun and light-hearted. Monke sex? Haha. That can never happen.
Yeah we've all heard about that bro. Do you go on furry threads and talk about dogs being raped to death in india too?
That's right. Watch Rambo (female) the orangutan driving around in a golf cart in Dubai instead.
Haha, yes. Never. Who would want such a thing haha....
I only watched the original movie.
Is there anything else worthwhile in monkeverse?
No. Just the Marky Mark one because a lot of it is practical, not anime.
DC comics has a crossover where one of the apes get a green power ring. That was a fun read.
>ywn frick a cute monkey woman
why live
Neurodyne is one of the few people left that still draws monkey bawds. Look him up on the boorus or e621.
Kill all furhomosexuals. Throw them in the same mass grave as troons, homosexuals and white guilt leftists.
Did anyone notice that the MC in Kingdom's GF had almost human looking hair?
Was that supposed to be a nod to apes in the original movies looking more human like?
They monke
You know every black person I've met goes and sees these movies in the theater more than they go to church.
I CAN SIIIIIING
>ITT