>STAR WARS ISN'T FOR YOU CHUDDIE!
I know it's hard for you to accept that people have different opinions, Lucasgay.
5 > 4 > 8 > 6 >> 3 >>> 7 > 1 > 2 > 9
There's no such thing.
Especially if your argument as to why it's bad is citing some very vague plot points and a couple of similar jokes to a random parody. Come up with some actual criticisms next time.
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Anonymous
>errm ackshually
No one will ever respect you, low Testosterone midwit nerd.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>midwit nerd
I'm not the one nitpicking a Star Wars movie and whining when people state that they enjoyed it.
zoomers don't know how disappointing episode 1 was to every single person above the age of 12 that saw it
it should be below 8
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>zoomers don't know how disappointing episode 1 was
8 was more disappointing than I am to my father.
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>zoomers don't know how disappointing episode 1 was to every single person above the age of 12 that saw it
Speak for yourself. Not everyone was completely ignorant to space operas before seeing ep1 on theatrical release.
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>zoomers don't know how disappointing episode 1 was to every single person above the age of 12 that saw it
When will you boomers understand that the prequels were explicitly made for 12 year olds just as the original trilogy was made for children at the time.
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>the prequels were explicitly made for 12 year olds just as the original trilogy was made for children at the time.
show me a quote from Lucas pre-1983 where he says this
I know for and absolute fact, that at some point in your life you have taken at least one wiener in your mouth. Likely more than one. In a single night.
The correct answer. TLJ is beautifully shot, but its story is dogshit. R1 is beautiful and has a good story to boot. Only good film to come out since Disney.
>The correct answer. TLJ is beautifully shot, but its story is dogshit
I'd grudgingly admit to this. There are some good shots/scenes, movie is dogshit. You can't judge a movie like a photo gallery, anyone that does can't judge movies correctly.
Superior in every conceivable way. moron Johnson is a cargo cult director who thinks pointing out his own shortcomings as a writer shields him from criticism. It does not.
That of a parody with incompetently squeezed in serious themes. The movie starts with a "your mom" joke for frick's sake.
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Anonymous
Star Wars has always included humorous moments intermixed with some of the serious moments.
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It was never this uneven. The Last Jedi is a movie without dignity.
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Anonymous
>it was never this uneven
Yeah, let's just forget about Jar Jar and kid Anakin in TPM, and the Ewoks in Return.
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Jar Jar was always balanced out by Qui-Gon and served as foil for Qui-Gon's strictness, kid Anakin isn't a non-serious character aside from being a child and the Ewoks are a relatively isolated part of RotJ balancing out what is an otherwise very dark movie until its eucatastrophic finale. TLJ is gross and non-serious in almost any single scene. Absolute trainwreck abomination.
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>Jar Jar was always balanced out
George completely overused him and inserted him into scenes and moments where he didn't belong. This is also the same trilogy where a man gets burned alive and a bunch of children get slaughtered. "BUT LOOK AT THE FUNNY BUNNY RABBIT!" >kid Anakin
Also overused for quippy scenes and to appeal to little kids. He is also in scenes and moments where he doesn't belong. I get that Qui Gon felt obligated to "protect and train" him, but why would they bring him to the middle of a warzone risking his life? Another example where the film suffers because George wanted to appeal to a specific audience. >Ewoks
They're arguably the most out of place of what was listed because of the contrast between Luke being tortured and a bunch of teddy bears hitting stormtroopers with sticks and stones.
If George Lucas wrote TLJ, he would have an entire scene where the Porgs save the day during a moment in the final act.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I don't care for this back and forth. I'm right and you're wrong. Eat it, midwit.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm too moronic and lazy to type out an actual response, I WIN
I accept your concession.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's simply not worth my time extensively arguing with a eunuch.
This is kind of dumb, but I've been listening to the Order 66 theme, and it's really weirdly composed for what it is. It sounds triumphant and rousing. The first time it played for me I thought it was a heroic theme.
You are right on me being a skinny lanklet but contrary to the rest. I eat goot, am decently attractive, i always have been really social, am still friends with all my childhood friends and around people everyday due to me working as a bartender in a pub me and 2 of my best friends own. Lonely probably hit the point though with me still thinking about my ex that stupid fricking prostitute.
What film(s)?
Going from left to right, left to right, left to right >Paris Texas >Beyond the Black Rainbow >Tron Legacy >Thief >39 francs >Fallen Angels
Glad to be wrong then. You should start going to Church though. No indulging in artsy/esoteric nonsense so much.
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But i like the stuff. What is wrong about it?
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Doesn't it just make you wallow in melancholy?
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It sometimes does but i am mostly a fun of the visuals. You are right to some extent though. How do you know?
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Anonymous
Images have meaning. Songs too. They are made in a certain spirit, which has an effect on you.
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Oh yeah i know that but triggers a briefly feeling for me, maybe a day or two and then its alright. Is that still bad? It also gives me a lot of inspiration.
5 months ago
Anonymous
That's demons coming inside you. You should go to the place where we tell you what to do and what to think, it's much healthier.
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Well, ask yourself what the purpose is. Inspiration for what? Toward what end?
That's demons coming inside you. You should go to the place where we tell you what to do and what to think, it's much healthier.
Can you keep your daddy issues out of this please.
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Anonymous
I don't know i write and make music myself and movies can give me the same inspiration like a walk in the nature or some crazy nights with friends do.
I'll add, it's not arbitrary that those things appeal to you, so ask yourself that too, why it is the case.
Are you just fucing with me? I am serious.
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No, I'm serious as well. My question was what it inspired in you. Is it just this vague-ish feeling you then somewhat replicate or do you think about what you want to do with your music, what effect/purpose you want it to have. Do you consciously map out what your art should be or do you just become this sort of amplifier? The main issue here is purpose. What do you want to achieve with your music? What do you worship?
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No i think about what i want to do with the music and then replicate it and i don't want to achieve much. It's a nice hobby that brings me fun and i like to listen to it myself and with my friends. I have worked a little bit in music and got some money out of it too but its not really a industry i want to work in.
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I'll add, it's not arbitrary that those things appeal to you, so ask yourself that too, why it is the case.
The only one I can recognize for sure is second down on the left. It's from the beginning of Tron Legacy right after the time jump back to present day.
Based and correct. Best Star Wars film since Empire.
this makes it even more kino. Love Spaceballs
Opinion dismissed. Star Wars isn't for you. Stick to israeli comedies.
>STAR WARS ISN'T FOR YOU CHUDDIE!
I know it's hard for you to accept that people have different opinions, Lucasgay.
5 > 4 > 8 > 6 >> 3 >>> 7 > 1 > 2 > 9
>people have different opinions
Yeah. I have the right one and you the wrong ones.
There's no such thing.
Especially if your argument as to why it's bad is citing some very vague plot points and a couple of similar jokes to a random parody. Come up with some actual criticisms next time.
>errm ackshually
No one will ever respect you, low Testosterone midwit nerd.
>midwit nerd
I'm not the one nitpicking a Star Wars movie and whining when people state that they enjoyed it.
Based taste but I would swap 7 and 2 probably. I remember seeing 7 in theaters when it first came out and it felt like such a dry fart
4 = 5 > 6 > 3 > 1 >>>>> POWER GAP >>>>> 2 > 8 = 9
zoomers don't know how disappointing episode 1 was to every single person above the age of 12 that saw it
it should be below 8
>zoomers don't know how disappointing episode 1 was
8 was more disappointing than I am to my father.
>zoomers don't know how disappointing episode 1 was to every single person above the age of 12 that saw it
Speak for yourself. Not everyone was completely ignorant to space operas before seeing ep1 on theatrical release.
>zoomers don't know how disappointing episode 1 was to every single person above the age of 12 that saw it
When will you boomers understand that the prequels were explicitly made for 12 year olds just as the original trilogy was made for children at the time.
>the prequels were explicitly made for 12 year olds just as the original trilogy was made for children at the time.
show me a quote from Lucas pre-1983 where he says this
I know for and absolute fact, that at some point in your life you have taken at least one wiener in your mouth. Likely more than one. In a single night.
Is Rian actually based?
Depends on your definition of based. He loves israeli movies, that's for sure.
>drops a woman drivers no survivors joke with an asian woman into your crown israeliteel scifi blockbuster sequel
Yeah I'm thinking Rian is based.
>turn your billion dollar franchise into parody
>laugh at your producers for not realizing it
The correct answer. TLJ is beautifully shot, but its story is dogshit. R1 is beautiful and has a good story to boot. Only good film to come out since Disney.
>and has a good story to boot.
Spoken like a true slop sucking manchild.
>The correct answer. TLJ is beautifully shot, but its story is dogshit
I'd grudgingly admit to this. There are some good shots/scenes, movie is dogshit. You can't judge a movie like a photo gallery, anyone that does can't judge movies correctly.
>There are some good shots/scenes
Hardly. And the color grading beyond abominable.
The story sucks, the pacing is terrible, and the characters are beyond forgettable. Please acquire some taste. All nu wars is homosexual shit
Superior in every conceivable way. moron Johnson is a cargo cult director who thinks pointing out his own shortcomings as a writer shields him from criticism. It does not.
All the sequels were shit but 8 was probably the best.
source on the left?
https://imgur.com/a/gJYZXO7
Weird old comic.
All of it is gay.
All of it.
I like both TLJ and TROS but they still don't feel like real Star Wars movies to me. It's hard to explain.
im convinced you could put any shitty movie in a cinegrid and you redditors would eat it up as le hecking "kino cinematography"
Yeah except TLJ still looks like crap.
>nitpicking
I'm not.
>I'm not.
"It reminded me of Spaceballs" can be considered nitpicking. Giving some very loose statements as to why it's bad isn't actual criticism.
I'm pointing out the movie's very nature. That's not nitpicking, you troglodyte.
>the movie's very nature
Which is?
That of a parody with incompetently squeezed in serious themes. The movie starts with a "your mom" joke for frick's sake.
Star Wars has always included humorous moments intermixed with some of the serious moments.
It was never this uneven. The Last Jedi is a movie without dignity.
>it was never this uneven
Yeah, let's just forget about Jar Jar and kid Anakin in TPM, and the Ewoks in Return.
Jar Jar was always balanced out by Qui-Gon and served as foil for Qui-Gon's strictness, kid Anakin isn't a non-serious character aside from being a child and the Ewoks are a relatively isolated part of RotJ balancing out what is an otherwise very dark movie until its eucatastrophic finale. TLJ is gross and non-serious in almost any single scene. Absolute trainwreck abomination.
>Jar Jar was always balanced out
George completely overused him and inserted him into scenes and moments where he didn't belong. This is also the same trilogy where a man gets burned alive and a bunch of children get slaughtered. "BUT LOOK AT THE FUNNY BUNNY RABBIT!"
>kid Anakin
Also overused for quippy scenes and to appeal to little kids. He is also in scenes and moments where he doesn't belong. I get that Qui Gon felt obligated to "protect and train" him, but why would they bring him to the middle of a warzone risking his life? Another example where the film suffers because George wanted to appeal to a specific audience.
>Ewoks
They're arguably the most out of place of what was listed because of the contrast between Luke being tortured and a bunch of teddy bears hitting stormtroopers with sticks and stones.
If George Lucas wrote TLJ, he would have an entire scene where the Porgs save the day during a moment in the final act.
I don't care for this back and forth. I'm right and you're wrong. Eat it, midwit.
>I'm too moronic and lazy to type out an actual response, I WIN
I accept your concession.
It's simply not worth my time extensively arguing with a eunuch.
Cope some more
It looked a lot better than the Abrams movies, they had a gross toilet cleaner green sheen.
True but TLJ looks like someone spilled liquid lollipop all over it.
I think it's the best looking of the DisneyWars. The red throne room and the green of Luke's island really pop.
All of the sequels are unwatchable. This one is the best of the dogshit movies I guess.
>the sequels are unwatchable
No, only the last one.
The throne room looks so bad.
This is kind of dumb, but I've been listening to the Order 66 theme, and it's really weirdly composed for what it is. It sounds triumphant and rousing. The first time it played for me I thought it was a heroic theme.
Very strange choice
Uhh, yeah, it's about the good guys winning.
What about my compilation, aestheticbros?
>muh I listen to The Perfect Girl on repeat
Holy shit how do you know? If you know me that well, then what about my foreign movie list?
Start working out and eating proper. No more gay artsy stuff. And no, you aren't bi-curious, just confused and lonely.
You are right on me being a skinny lanklet but contrary to the rest. I eat goot, am decently attractive, i always have been really social, am still friends with all my childhood friends and around people everyday due to me working as a bartender in a pub me and 2 of my best friends own. Lonely probably hit the point though with me still thinking about my ex that stupid fricking prostitute.
Going from left to right, left to right, left to right
>Paris Texas
>Beyond the Black Rainbow
>Tron Legacy
>Thief
>39 francs
>Fallen Angels
Glad to be wrong then. You should start going to Church though. No indulging in artsy/esoteric nonsense so much.
But i like the stuff. What is wrong about it?
Doesn't it just make you wallow in melancholy?
It sometimes does but i am mostly a fun of the visuals. You are right to some extent though. How do you know?
Images have meaning. Songs too. They are made in a certain spirit, which has an effect on you.
Oh yeah i know that but triggers a briefly feeling for me, maybe a day or two and then its alright. Is that still bad? It also gives me a lot of inspiration.
That's demons coming inside you. You should go to the place where we tell you what to do and what to think, it's much healthier.
Well, ask yourself what the purpose is. Inspiration for what? Toward what end?
Can you keep your daddy issues out of this please.
I don't know i write and make music myself and movies can give me the same inspiration like a walk in the nature or some crazy nights with friends do.
Are you just fucing with me? I am serious.
No, I'm serious as well. My question was what it inspired in you. Is it just this vague-ish feeling you then somewhat replicate or do you think about what you want to do with your music, what effect/purpose you want it to have. Do you consciously map out what your art should be or do you just become this sort of amplifier? The main issue here is purpose. What do you want to achieve with your music? What do you worship?
No i think about what i want to do with the music and then replicate it and i don't want to achieve much. It's a nice hobby that brings me fun and i like to listen to it myself and with my friends. I have worked a little bit in music and got some money out of it too but its not really a industry i want to work in.
I'll add, it's not arbitrary that those things appeal to you, so ask yourself that too, why it is the case.
What film(s)?
The only one I can recognize for sure is second down on the left. It's from the beginning of Tron Legacy right after the time jump back to present day.
Thanks Anon
Where?
t. needs glasses
I do agree. I also feel like it's undeniable that 9 trying so hard to walk back 8 caused way more issues than it was worth.
>saying 'unironic' when you could only possibly mean 'ironic'
that's the true kino.
No, I do mean 'unironic'.
The parts about Kylo and Rey were honestly really good. Too bad the pacing was garbage and most of the other characters sucked out loud.