>walk into old timey bar on side of the highway >crazy old man is singing kareoke of "live and learn" >protag says "can we do something about that" >he is kicked off stage and taylor swift song is now playing
there is your live and learn easter egg bro
Can you explain the 20 minute diversion following a side characters journey to salvage her wedding without a single Sonic character on screen or any relevance to the main story?
The black wedding was hilarious. I don't get why plebs were filter. Not enough cgi characters for you to follow around?
It's not an issue of the scene being bad it's just what does that have to do with Sonic. It's a C plot that comes out of nowhere. Specifically the bride on a crusade.
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It's not an issue of the scene being bad it's just what does that have to do with Sonic. It's a C plot that comes out of nowhere. Specifically the bride on a crusade.
It was funny watching the ugly fat sister somehow having a chance with the muscular gigachad super spy guy.
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It's not an issue of the scene being bad it's just what does that have to do with Sonic. It's a C plot that comes out of nowhere. Specifically the bride on a crusade.
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It was funny watching the ugly fat sister somehow having a chance with the muscular gigachad super spy guy.
The black wedding was stupid, unnecessary, and another way to shoe Black folk into an otherwise solid C film. Sonic is not a Madea film and should not be treated as such.
The Uptown Funk scene was the worst part of the 2nd movie. Yes it was worse than the black wedding. I fricking hate Uptown Funk.
The scene was saved because of the russian dancer with that tattoo on his chest.
Can you explain the 20 minute diversion following a side characters journey to salvage her wedding without a single Sonic character on screen or any relevance to the main story?
I wonder if they writers/director have taken notice on how many people near universally hated the stupid wedding part. Will they learn from it? Only time will tell
I thought they’d write the human characters out entirely in the 2nd one after the first one did well. I assumed they were just there because studio execs didn’t think Sonic could sell a movie on his own. Also it was fricking moronic that the sister didn’t like donut lord >oh no my sister is married to this incredibly handsome and well off man and paid for her to go through school and treats her like a goddess
Black person gonna nig
The interesting thing is, the first movie intentionally wrote the sister to be a rude butthole. I don’t know why they attempted to make the viewer see her as likeable in the second movie. I honestly don’t mind Tika Sumter’s character at all though.
The interesting thing is, the first movie intentionally wrote the sister to be a rude butthole. I don’t know why they attempted to make the viewer see her as likeable in the second movie. I honestly don’t mind Tika Sumter’s character at all though.
Yep, she's mostly jealous of donut lord because her sister is happily married to him, and she's a miserable single mom. Her sister could be married to anyone and she'd still hate him.
I thought they’d write the human characters out entirely in the 2nd one after the first one did well. I assumed they were just there because studio execs didn’t think Sonic could sell a movie on his own. Also it was fricking moronic that the sister didn’t like donut lord >oh no my sister is married to this incredibly handsome and well off man and paid for her to go through school and treats her like a goddess
Black person gonna nig
You guys aren't thinking about it properly.
Eggman still needs his sidekicks (who will be human).
GUN is led by, and comprised of humans.
Ivan was human and is the overarching bad guy (even if he's already dead)
Donut lord is hilarious and will probably be the one responsible for breaking Sonic out of jail.
Also, because sa2 is too epic for a 2-hour film, large parts will probably be cut (like launching a space rocket from the pyramids). Amy, Rouge and Shadow will probably be the only new anthropomorphic characters (Amy and Rouge will have limited screentime as well)(And Amy will probably spend a lot of scenes with donutlord's wife). Tikal, the chaos and Chaos won't be in it or referenced.
they should have a scene where there's a crush 40 concert and make it seem like that's the only scene that uses it but then have it actually play over the climax
>anons make a meme of that one nerd freaking out over the star wars trailer >proceed to soi out over mediocre kids movies because they reference video game garbage
You people are embarrassing
>anons make a meme of that one nerd freaking out over the star wars trailer >proceed to soi out over mediocre kids movies because they reference video game garbage
You people are embarrassing
Most of the ‘serious’ Hollywood films like Killers and Napoleon were embarrassing pretentious and poorly made schlock. I’ll be fine with 2000s cringekino if that’s the ‘mature’ alternative
Star wars is a shitty franchise that was ruined and destroyed and had all of its fun gutted.
Sonic is pure kino and still has fantastic childhood memories that are untarnished since the furry autists have always been around and 06's story was such a slap in the face that sega/sonic team would never dare do anything close to that ever again.
I am glad that Live And Learn will be played in the film as long as it's the original masterpiece by Crush 40 and not some Black person remake. And I want Shadow to be voiced by Keanu Reeves.
aquatic mine/pumpkin hill are level-themed songs, which i guess is the main reason it wouldnt work using with knuckles in these films. same is comewhat true of city escape, which had less views on youtube than live and learn but seems odd because city escape is definitely the most famous song.
on one hand, even if they had an "escape from the city" or just "escape" in a city sequence, it would probably call for more dramatic/appropriate music than city escape, but the lyrics arent so strictly about escaping from a city that it couldnt be used elsewhere i guess
main reason movies dont use existing songs/soundtracks from games is probably because the composer would probably pout about getting upstaged
For some reason, these movies are very comfy to me. I'm not even the biggest sonic fan, I grew up with the trilogy, and I really liked Mania, but I haven't really played that many games in the series. I will say thought that the ones I've played, I liked. I miss the 90s bros.
Sonic fans get live action with cgi animal dogshit with pointless human drama completely unrelated to sonic the hedgehog and butchering sonics character, mario fans get despicable me lite with celebrity voices that dont match the iconic characters theyre playing in the slightest. neither will ever properly adapt the things fans actually want to see, there will always be a catch. but sonic fans have notoriously low standards so idk.
how will they handle rouge’s big bat breasts?
>walk into old timey bar on side of the highway
>crazy old man is singing kareoke of "live and learn"
>protag says "can we do something about that"
>he is kicked off stage and taylor swift song is now playing
there is your live and learn easter egg bro
Believe it or not, this movie franchise is rare in the sense that it’s not being made by spite-filled DEI hires.
Can you explain the 20 minute diversion following a side characters journey to salvage her wedding without a single Sonic character on screen or any relevance to the main story?
NTA but still better than Uptown Funk
It's not an issue of the scene being bad it's just what does that have to do with Sonic. It's a C plot that comes out of nowhere. Specifically the bride on a crusade.
Sure.
>Holy fricking shit why is rendering the damn hedgehog so expensive, please find SOME WAY to fill up time without more CGI for him I'm begging you
It sets up the introduction of GUN.
Holy frick yes
It needs to join the 1B club now
That would mean you going outside and paying to see it
Of course. This is the kind of movie that’s only meant to be seen in the kinoplex.
open your heartbros...we're not gonna make it
This is disappointing, but I also didn’t want to wait until 2026 for Chadowkino.
The Uptown Funk scene was the worst part of the 2nd movie. Yes it was worse than the black wedding. I fricking hate Uptown Funk.
The black wedding was hilarious. I don't get why plebs were filter. Not enough cgi characters for you to follow around?
It was funny watching the ugly fat sister somehow having a chance with the muscular gigachad super spy guy.
The black wedding was stupid, unnecessary, and another way to shoe Black folk into an otherwise solid C film. Sonic is not a Madea film and should not be treated as such.
The scene was saved because of the russian dancer with that tattoo on his chest.
I wonder if they writers/director have taken notice on how many people near universally hated the stupid wedding part. Will they learn from it? Only time will tell
SA2 is way too plot driven to allow much room for the human characters.
I thought they’d write the human characters out entirely in the 2nd one after the first one did well. I assumed they were just there because studio execs didn’t think Sonic could sell a movie on his own. Also it was fricking moronic that the sister didn’t like donut lord
>oh no my sister is married to this incredibly handsome and well off man and paid for her to go through school and treats her like a goddess
Black person gonna nig
The interesting thing is, the first movie intentionally wrote the sister to be a rude butthole. I don’t know why they attempted to make the viewer see her as likeable in the second movie. I honestly don’t mind Tika Sumter’s character at all though.
Yep, she's mostly jealous of donut lord because her sister is happily married to him, and she's a miserable single mom. Her sister could be married to anyone and she'd still hate him.
You guys aren't thinking about it properly.
Eggman still needs his sidekicks (who will be human).
GUN is led by, and comprised of humans.
Ivan was human and is the overarching bad guy (even if he's already dead)
Donut lord is hilarious and will probably be the one responsible for breaking Sonic out of jail.
Also, because sa2 is too epic for a 2-hour film, large parts will probably be cut (like launching a space rocket from the pyramids). Amy, Rouge and Shadow will probably be the only new anthropomorphic characters (Amy and Rouge will have limited screentime as well)(And Amy will probably spend a lot of scenes with donutlord's wife). Tikal, the chaos and Chaos won't be in it or referenced.
>Eggman still needs his sidekicks (who will be human).
Isn't that the gay pajeet male secretary?
Nah they're going to make Rouge human
she’ll be an ugly brown woman covered from the neck down with no curves or boobies nicknamed Rouge
Krysten Ritter is on board, bet you a dollar she'll be Rouge and playfully flirt with Idris Elba-Knuckles leading to Big Echidna wiener memes
Wouldn't be the first time she's paired with a black man. Ruined early.
I wouldn't be opposed to this because frick knows that we don't need this film to create more furries by putting breasts on a cgi bat.
Cinemaphile and especially /misc/ are pro-furry boards
You're okay with gay furries but not straight ones?
>he says about the game where humans have the MOST plot relevance
SNEEDIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
How about City Scape, the actually good song from Sonic?
finally some real music
they should have a scene where there's a crush 40 concert and make it seem like that's the only scene that uses it but then have it actually play over the climax
>anons make a meme of that one nerd freaking out over the star wars trailer
>proceed to soi out over mediocre kids movies because they reference video game garbage
You people are embarrassing
Pretty sure it's just furry coomers anon. Such as myself.
The main difference being these movies are good and reviving Sanic while the ST is hot garbage and tanked an entire franchise.
>these movies are good
Sorry, “for what they are”.
(Also I got trips and you didn’t, take that)
You’re just ants at a picnic :^)
whatchu mean you people wyte boi?
Most of the ‘serious’ Hollywood films like Killers and Napoleon were embarrassing pretentious and poorly made schlock. I’ll be fine with 2000s cringekino if that’s the ‘mature’ alternative
I completely agree with you. I love cringekino as long as its sincere.
* it's sincere
Star wars is a shitty franchise that was ruined and destroyed and had all of its fun gutted.
Sonic is pure kino and still has fantastic childhood memories that are untarnished since the furry autists have always been around and 06's story was such a slap in the face that sega/sonic team would never dare do anything close to that ever again.
You're right. I love being a Sonic Chad.
It will be the best movie of the year
It will win best movie at next year’s Oscar’s
>it will be le EPIC SWEEPING ORCHESTRATED version with no lyrics or a cover version by some shitty rapper
monkeys paw already uncurling
The black wedding makes my penis hard because i have uncurable jungle fever for fat big titted sassy black women
2 was pretty bad and jim carrey seems tired/checked out. is he even going to be in 3?
For me, it's Marble Garden Act 2 and the funky bassline
I am glad that Live And Learn will be played in the film as long as it's the original masterpiece by Crush 40 and not some Black person remake. And I want Shadow to be voiced by Keanu Reeves.
KINO
I would've preferred to be surprised hearing it but I'm not complaining
Is this a new confirmation or just retelling the same shit we learned last week?
Big day for manchildren
sonic adventure 2 has an amazing soundtrack.
aquatic mine/pumpkin hill are level-themed songs, which i guess is the main reason it wouldnt work using with knuckles in these films. same is comewhat true of city escape, which had less views on youtube than live and learn but seems odd because city escape is definitely the most famous song.
on one hand, even if they had an "escape from the city" or just "escape" in a city sequence, it would probably call for more dramatic/appropriate music than city escape, but the lyrics arent so strictly about escaping from a city that it couldnt be used elsewhere i guess
main reason movies dont use existing songs/soundtracks from games is probably because the composer would probably pout about getting upstaged
i fricking hate city escape, hope they play knuckles level bgm but please keep city escape away from this future guaranteed kino
Cast him
Hunter Schafer in ten years
Honest answer? The guy who played the professor in Alita. I forgot his name though. He would be perfect as Gerald.
carrey
Christopher Lloyd
For some reason, these movies are very comfy to me. I'm not even the biggest sonic fan, I grew up with the trilogy, and I really liked Mania, but I haven't really played that many games in the series. I will say thought that the ones I've played, I liked. I miss the 90s bros.
Sonic fans get live action with cgi animal dogshit with pointless human drama completely unrelated to sonic the hedgehog and butchering sonics character, mario fans get despicable me lite with celebrity voices that dont match the iconic characters theyre playing in the slightest. neither will ever properly adapt the things fans actually want to see, there will always be a catch. but sonic fans have notoriously low standards so idk.