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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did not care for Megalopolis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it sneeds upon itself

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big ensemble cast
    >disaster in NYC
    >coppola ego
    >100m budget
    I'll give it a go.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coppola is finished if this doesn't break even.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      coppola peaked with apocalypse now and has been burning through his frick you status that he earned with godfather and godfather 2 since then

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya would have saved him. No one will watch his shitty movie now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks way better than the final cast.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OH NOOO this 84 year old man is FINISHED

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, he sold his livelihood to fund this movie. Coppola's going all in on this one.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would an 84 year old really give a frick if he has an 8-figure net worth vs a 9-figure net worth?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            All his properties were mortgaged too, he's going to be eating at the soup kitchen if this movie bombs.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure he could get paid $750k a year easily if he took up a lecturing professor job at USC's film school or some shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He sold his vineyard to finance this, it's his last hurrah and it really doesn't matter if it makes even one cent of profit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's got kids. They might care. That's their inheritance Francis just pissed away.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He sold his vineyard to finance this
        and that is why i'm going to buy an IMAX ticket. I dont even care if its bad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had a net worth of $400 million before production started. He'll be fine either way. Worst case scenario his 3 kids only inherit around $100 million each.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are they supposed to survive on a measly $100 million?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's going to be tough but I have faith in them.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IMAX
    What was it shot on?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      iphone 10

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arri Alexa 65

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      an IPad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samsung galaxy

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so its a high concept film?

    got it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's dishonest, is what it is.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want it to be good, I want it to be great, mainly to shit on Cuckatino's theory that old directors only make bad movies.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reading the trivia section on imdb, it sounds like a fricken shitshow

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't trust anything discussingfilm tweets

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? I just follow it to keep updated on movie news.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a metropolis sequel ?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is Dustin Hoffman and Jon Voight's first movie together since Midnight Cowboy (1969).
    ok I will watch this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, they'll be able to include the sex scene in this one.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is honestly probably the only movie since covid that I'm actually interested in enough to watch in theaters.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    only movie i'm interested in. even a massive coppola failure would be interesting.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "it's got good ideas" is code for "the movie is an unsalvageable mess"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't even say they were good ideas

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whose the star?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Driver.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > In New York, a woman, Julia Cicero, is divided between loyalties to her father, Frank, who has a classical view of society, and her architect lover, Caesar, who is more progressive and ready for the future. He wants to rebuild New York City as a utopia following a devastating disaster.

    And it has Adam Driver and Zeddiyaya? How can it miss?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ukulele girl from America's Got Talent? sheeesh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zendaya isn't in it anymore. She dropped out and was replaced by Grace VanderWaal.

        What a downgrade

        >Grace Vanderwaal
        I love loose (legal) zoomer teens stfu

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I heard she's dating Daniel Larson

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          she can go from cute to grim in the next photo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya isn't in it anymore. She dropped out and was replaced by Grace VanderWaal.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a downgrade

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >downgrade
          zendaya is fricking ugly and sucks at acting

          https://i.imgur.com/ZL0agkh.jpg

          KINO

          >slave girl from got
          it's over

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what type of character Giancarlo Esposito is playing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > The main villain is portrayed by Giancarlo Esposito as the city mayor opposing Caesar’s vision.

        So a villian again.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I figured

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > The main villain is portrayed by Giancarlo Esposito as the city mayor opposing Caesar’s vision.

            So a villian again.

            Let me guess
            He’s le cool and le colected and calculating villain
            Hes also gay

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what would MAGAlopolis look like?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude do you spend all day thinking about trump jfc

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mega = Maga

        not that complicated

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so yes?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      weird marriages and lots of corruption. Probably the maga equivalent of detriot.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what would MAGAlopolis look like?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > The destruction of a New York City-like metropolis after an accident brings clashing visions of the future. On one side is an ambitious architectural idealist Cesar (Adam Driver). On the other is his sworn enemy, city Mayor Frank Cicero (Giancarlo Esposito). The debate becomes whether to embrace the future and build a utopia with renewable materials, or take a business-as-usual rebuild strategy, replete with corruption and power brokering. In between their struggle is the mayor’s socialite daughter Julia (Nathalie Emmanuel), a restless young woman who grew up around power and is looking for meaning in her life.

    > The clash could not be more timely in an election year and a moment of heightened polarization and misinformation meant to spread agendas, sway the public and influence policy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So this is basically the champagne socialist's answer to The Fountainhead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like garbage.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It gets worse:

        > The most extraordinary part of the viewing, says Friendo, was when an act of live theatre blended with the film. “The lights came on in the cinema, and an actor stood up and he started asking a question of Adam Driver’s Ceasar on the screen, and then Driver answered him as if he could hear the question. Theatre interacting with cinema.”

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hurr should we build a utopia or the same rotten shit as before that we explicitly acknowledge is corrupt
      Not even the tiniest hint of nuance I see
      Sounds like garbage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coppola is going to write the best socialist (with American characteristics) masterpiece of film history since The Deer Hunter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds gay

      > In New York, a woman, Julia Cicero, is divided between loyalties to her father, Frank, who has a classical view of society, and her architect lover, Caesar, who is more progressive and ready for the future. He wants to rebuild New York City as a utopia following a devastating disaster.

      And it has Adam Driver and Zeddiyaya? How can it miss?

      gay cast

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OLD BAD! NEW GOOD!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RENEWABLE!!!!
      >*cut to footage of "renewable* materials and "renewable" power generators in a landfill and leeching toxic materials into the environment*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if fountain head but even more moronic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean fixed right?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unwieldy late career passion projects from directors whose egos have grown too big for anyone to tell them no are the most kino.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just from that screenshot I can instantly see that it's disgusting visual slop full of shit colors, shit lighting, shit cgi and shit framing. It's fricking SHIT.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's another 'zoomer thinks he is better than 70s legends like coppola and ridley scott' post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers are seething that their slop has no cultural relevance the month after their release.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SLOPPALOPOLIS

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks coal, scifi by someone that doesn't have any education in the sciences and hero is a black woman.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino inbound. Scorshitty already btfo.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > “We’re shown an overlaying of images like the beginning of Apocalypse Now, but in a more experimental way….roaring off the screen, roaring into your eyes and ears…more like One from the Heart. Taking place in an unreal world…a big metropolis….in the future but it doesn’t say exactly when….begins after a catastrophe….a city pulling itself together.

    "Not stopping. We have One From the Heart at home."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayy yo. how dat b***h so BIG compared to ery one else??

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > “The statement that I felt summed up the general response was from Andy Garcia: “This guy is the reason we’re all making movies.” The film is a huge inspiration. I couldn’t tell you what Joe Popcorn might say, but this was a wildly enthusiastic crowd. I thoroughly enjoyed it…a kind of IMAX underground movie from the late ‘60s.

    1960s Film School draft dodgers telling people that work for a living they suck? That should sell those $30 IMAX tickets.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >adam driver's ugly face on an imax screen
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, I like FFC and was really interested in the film, but I dont know if I can take that kind of abuse
    I'll wait til I can deepfake his face with someone less ugly

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many Black person animals will be in it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you've seen a francis ford film

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rumble Fish is unironically the worst movie i've ever seen

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IMAX screen
    so blue screen fake background slop
    got it

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's that apocalypse now 2 you wanted

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