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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can i get a zest check?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'quentin tarantino uno farto 3:17' 28 minute standing ovation at cannes

      god imagine going to see a movie at cannes and having to applaud some shit for seven minutes because everyone else is, id just leave tbh the idea of hearing clapping for 7 minutes sounds painful

      Always cracks me up - imagine standing in a fricking room clapping for 10-20 minutes straight.
      Like something out of a fricking parody

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've been to a movie and laughed together with a crowd before, right? Sharing the experience with others, and expressing it, and having other people also feel the same and express it themselves amlifies the emotions involved. That's what cheering can be. A way to share all the complex stuff you feel when something ends. Triumph and bittersweet relief and thankfulness and etc. I've been on planes where everyone claps after a rough landing for as long an ovation at a performance. Maybe that's a feeling that's easier to relate to wanting to share?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yea but SEVEN. FRICKING. MINUTES. OF. CLAPPING. when i should be going to the bathroom to take a piss and leaving

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just shit your pants

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what if i did already

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what if i did already

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bending the table

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not American though, so this is pretty much an alien concept

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Having air conditioning everywhere you go indoors lets the brain develop more, across a lifetime, compared to the extra strain and stress it goes through in other places. This sort of difference is going to show most starkly in high order empathy and other sorts of rarified, complex thinking.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          7 minutes is Stalin speech-tier clapping though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve seen so many of these headlines and I refuse to believe this has ever happened. They probably got like a 3 minute applause at the very most and someone just thought it felt like 10. No one pulled out a fricking stopwatch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      qrd on subtle nuances between "zest" and "razz" pls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do all zoomers talk like gay Black folk? Just call him a homosexual and be done with it.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual/sissyfication. Soon Shelia will worship BBC and so will you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quit shitposting and get back in the tank Moshe, Palestinian kids aren't gonna run themselves over

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, this definitely sounds like a movie made by a guy who goes by "Francis" instead of "Frank."

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'quentin tarantino uno farto 3:17' 28 minute standing ovation at cannes

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7 minutes is not that long

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you sound just like my wife

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No respect!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally 2/10

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off with your ovations Cannes.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize that drag.
    homie is literally just dressed like Caligula from I, Claudius.
    Very creative, Maestro.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Long standing ovations mean frick all at Cannes. It's a meme like throwing spoons at The Room, it's just what attendees do to feel like they're part of the club.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god imagine going to see a movie at cannes and having to applaud some shit for seven minutes because everyone else is, id just leave tbh the idea of hearing clapping for 7 minutes sounds painful

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    omgsisa xhe's so BUILT

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >americlaps

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So I've never heard of Cannes before untill like yesterday nor have I seen any threads about it on Cinemaphile. Yet now I am seeing tons of threads about films getting standing ovations at Cannes and what that does or doesn't mean. this is some sort of shilling surely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So I've never heard of Cannes before untill like yesterday
      No there is no psyop occuring your'e just moronic for not knowing what Cannes is on a film and television board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So I've never heard of Cannes before untill like yesterday nor have I seen any threads about it on Cinemaphile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb frick zoomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I created the meme known as Cannes film festival 3 weeks ago and have been shilling it since. You found me out

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7 minute standing ovation at Cannes
    its a condemnation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black guy on the bottom where he belongs
      canneskino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All those mid flicks when Cannes has seen some of the most famous timeless classics.
      Are standing ovations a new trend or did they simply not time them before?

      >black guy on the bottom where he belongs
      canneskino

      Number 6 is also a black guy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a lot of Lees in the black communiteh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These meta-theatrics were all done within the past 20 years and two TWO went to that fat slob Michael Moore for a grand total of 33 wasted minutes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was forced to watch Pan's Labyrinth in spanish class and ive hated the movie ever since. Teacher didnt even fricking put on subtitles because "your supposed to understand it!!!"

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW CAN THEY CLAP?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ovation was for Coppola's life work just like they clapped at Indy 5 for Fords life work, and not this particular one being good.

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