I laughed pretty hard the first time I watched the movie because I wasn't expecting the little kid to just start climbing into holes and shooting french dudes up.
>mfw the French aim their cannons below the waterline (THEY MEAN TO SINK US), see the one-armed midshipman aim a carronade at them (DEPRESS THE MUZZLE), and immediately try to point their cannons back up.
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.
Robert Gardner, Able Seaman
James Lloyd, Boatswain's Mate
Robert Kemp, Able Seaman
John Antonio, Quartermaster's Mate
Michael Doodle, Able Seaman
Joseph Nagle, Carpenter's Mate
John Allen, Sailing Master
Peter Miles Calamy, Lieutenant
How do we convince the algorithm that we want another movie in the Master and Commander series without it being infested with future scholars and doctors?
>1 is a cult classic >2 and 3 come out 6 and 7 years later and flop, some good moments though >4 is produced by a different studio and released direct to TV as a "Sci-fi Original." it's good enough to jumpstart the leading lady's career as a TV actress, and her fame revives the cult subculture of the series. >5 is a sci-fi original released on Netflix. b-list actors. it's pozzed but you're still happy to get boat kino back with some returning stars. >6 finally gets a theatrical release after nearly 30 years after 1 with a real budget and a-list actors, it's a massive flop, but it's clearly the best film of the series. the director is lambasted, but wins an Oscar for an A21 Lovecraftian sci-fi 11 years later.
>not through the nose
I laughed pretty hard the first time I watched the movie because I wasn't expecting the little kid to just start climbing into holes and shooting french dudes up.
it was a better time
Did French adult sailors really get merked by armless 12 year old deck boys? No wonder nappy lost
thats a young gentleman not a deck boy
sex with midshipmen
Paederast.
it's based and not gay
Paedarasty was punished by either corporal punishment or execution in the Royal Navy.
it's illegal only if you get caught
ToT
Not the old one
he kinda cute tho
reminder that ridley scott made one of the royal navy midshipmen black in the scene at the end of the napoleon movie
FRICK Black folk
sex with midshipmen but not Black person midshipmen
Sounds a bit gay.
DAMN YOUR EYES
>brown bois paddling at extremely high speeds to get their women some white wiener
damn... those crafty israelites were forcing race-mixing even way back then
Men have been forced to racemix for thousands of years. Truly a tragedy.
that reminds me, gotta book a flight for my Philippines vacay
Paedarast.
Kino.
Absolute kino.
The books are so good, I always love that Jack & Stephen crave playing together when apart. Go read em.
beyond based
>mfw the French aim their cannons below the waterline (THEY MEAN TO SINK US), see the one-armed midshipman aim a carronade at them (DEPRESS THE MUZZLE), and immediately try to point their cannons back up.
if you needed any more evidence that christian whites were barbaric
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.
Robert Gardner, Able Seaman
James Lloyd, Boatswain's Mate
Robert Kemp, Able Seaman
John Antonio, Quartermaster's Mate
Michael Doodle, Able Seaman
Joseph Nagle, Carpenter's Mate
John Allen, Sailing Master
Peter Miles Calamy, Lieutenant
>take your ageing Sailing Master in with the first boarding wave
literally why
How do we convince the algorithm that we want another movie in the Master and Commander series without it being infested with future scholars and doctors?
pure kino, would watch all of them over the course of the same day
this isn't real, is it?
I'm guessing not.
it's probably for the best, no way these movies would live up to the posters.
>1 is a cult classic
>2 and 3 come out 6 and 7 years later and flop, some good moments though
>4 is produced by a different studio and released direct to TV as a "Sci-fi Original." it's good enough to jumpstart the leading lady's career as a TV actress, and her fame revives the cult subculture of the series.
>5 is a sci-fi original released on Netflix. b-list actors. it's pozzed but you're still happy to get boat kino back with some returning stars.
>6 finally gets a theatrical release after nearly 30 years after 1 with a real budget and a-list actors, it's a massive flop, but it's clearly the best film of the series. the director is lambasted, but wins an Oscar for an A21 Lovecraftian sci-fi 11 years later.
Woah you have quite the imagination.
I just thought of it as a Sharknado-style series.
I like how some of them look like pure action, one is horror/sci-fi, one has a back to the future vibe and one is blacksploitation
I cry every time
GET DOOOWWNN
When
>2023 was 7 years ago
Are these just books or possible films?
>fall
Wait did a septic write the original books?
;_;
>tfw through no fault of his own he really was cursed and really did have to die and he knew it
I cry everytime
Yep, time to rewatch Boats again.