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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    /it's the only good star wars movie. i used to have vhs copy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no. All of the prequels and sequels are shit and always will be.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        qui gon jinn is one of the good things about the prequels

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet the prequel merchandise made Billions whereas the force awakens bankrupted toys r us! Nice try RLM!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lol no. All of the prequels and sequels are shit and always will be.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right, Disney sequels is AIDS CANCER in the rectum, but the prequel films made Billions merchandise wise!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The prequels are 5 star michelin gourmet meals compared to the sequels which are on par with 2 mc donald’s combos both with junior chickens, one with come and one with fries
        only fat redditors would enjoy one more over the other
        take a wild guess which one

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No star wars is like pizza hut.
          The prequels are pizza hut after they completely fricked over there pan pizza, tasted similar but everybody knew it was different.
          Sequals are whatever horrifying pretzelcrust abominations they now try and sell for 10 bucks.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            To soft on the sequels
            These morons put some of the most cliche dialogue
            >we’ve got company
            >guys we’ve got more company
            Also the amount of pandering and preaching is insane in the sequels
            I could hardly finish these movies
            So much unnecessary bullisht like
            Snoke is just Palpatine’s lotetal puppet. Palpatine can just siphon the force out of Rey and Kylo just becayse they are “connected by the force”, if that weren’t the case he couldn’t have done that, or? Le skinny sjw looking leader in command sacrifices herself instead of letting the ship go on autopilot or even remote control while the cargo ships escape on the very near former rebel base.
            I could go on and on about how bad the sequels are.
            Prequels have their own shit to eat mainly because they create plot holes in the main story
            Leia remember her mother that died at birth, Obi-Wan claiming he was trained by Yoda, etc
            How hard would’ve have been to fix these errors in the prequels?
            They’re very annoying, whereas for the sequels, they shouldn’t have been created at all.
            You just know all the fat redditors started clapping when they saw the millenium falcon flying.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meant
              >died after giving birth
              Too tired to fix typos, you get the idea

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Leia somehow "always knew" Luke was her brother...
              >Leia somehow "always knew" a small bit about her dead mom...
              WHOA IT IS ALMOST LIKE LEIA USED THE FORCE, damn thats a pretty huge plothole there, shithead.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          /it's the only good star wars movie. i used to have vhs copy

          Prequels were always shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. As a kid in 80s I imagined Jedi looking like samuris. Instead all dressed like desert old man Kenobi. Hate whole monk shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            100% agree
            Also, who tf is Safro Dyas and why did he order the clone army to be created
            >Anaking does not have a father
            555-comeonow
            I could go on

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anakin being Space Jesus is the best part.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sequels
          >McDonalds
          More like a turd sandwhich without the bread.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow what a hot take! Did RLM and Cinemaphile tell you those opinions? Would Polly also like a cracker? Would you?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of what RLM says in that first video was actually said by Eli Roth almost 10 years earlier.

          http://web.archive.org/web/20000305191203/http://www.leisuresuit.net/Webzine/articles/starwars_rev.shtml

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Still, Natalie Portman's like totally hot. I kept lookin' at my date, thinking "Man, if she was Natalie Portman that'd be so awesome. Gettin' a B.J. from her would rule."
            Based Roth

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered by intergalactic politics

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        go back to the RLM channel and stay there waiting for the next video like the moron b***h you are, do not come back.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol no homosexual. I'll be right here to tell you how shitty your beloved prequels are lmao.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine if that's your opinion, but you certainly aren't changing mine.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          His opinion is pretty gay. You're a very tolerant kind of man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree 100% if you AI in a 16 year old Hayden Christianson in place of the little kid. Fixes literally 100% of the movies flaws other than jar jar binks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      qui gon jinn is one of the good things about the prequels

      >Lol no. All of the prequels and sequels are shit and always will be.

      >it's prequels thread
      I'm home

      The prequels are 5 star michelin gourmet meals compared to the sequels which are on par with 2 mc donald’s combos both with junior chickens, one with come and one with fries
      only fat redditors would enjoy one more over the other
      take a wild guess which one

      Wow what a hot take! Did RLM and Cinemaphile tell you those opinions? Would Polly also like a cracker? Would you?

      Watch the plinkett review. He explains why the prequels are shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        7.5/10 bait

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch Ben Shapiro. He explains why you should fight and die for Israel like the anti-intellectual conformist you are, anon

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't Piss yourself Liam
    >don't Piss yourself Liam
    >don't Piss yourself Liam
    >ah, feck

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just wait for Obi-Wan to arrive? He was literally just a few force fields away.

    He could easily just have waited but instead he had to rush in and die a lone like a dumbass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hubris, he believed in the force, all of the above!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darth maul drew him in by retreating when he got his 1v1 with quigon

      Likely quigon felt he should pressure the foe instead of retreating since he was finding success (it was a trap)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Qi gon knew he would die. That’s why he was meditating. To prepare himself for death. That’s why he was able to force ghost.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was bored with flesh and wanted to become a ghost asap

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mauler levels of whataboutism
      So this is the power of OT boomers

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok nerd

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's prequels thread
    I'm home

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you remember the coke can collectibles?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was pepsi

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you remember the games

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Much more soul than the prequels

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            literally looks like the TPM reactor room thoughever

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pod Racer was so much fun

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's with the moronic size differences? It would be like an F1 race with all the drivers have different cars and some having trucks

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's a corrupt gangland sporting event buddy

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              more like something like Mad Max where anyone can build their own racer and use whatever engine they can find. They have different characteristics, some have higher acceleration and some have higher max speed. It's just something fun for kids

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This lethal sport filled with gangsters where people regularly die is for the kids

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Just because you think everything for kids must be only sunshine and rainbows doesn't make it true

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Next you'll tell me Jabba has a secret island he and his friends visit. For the kids.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They wont release the flight logs because a lot of Jedi names are on it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well played.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They’re just cobbling together whatever junk they can find or buy, it doesn’t compare to the precision and investment that F1 requires. More like rednecks dropping random motors into shitty rolling shells and putting junkyard tires on them.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mah homie Gasgano

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Need a pod racing game with fully customizable pods, a believable parts system, a decent story mode and betting.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Teemto Pagalies was my Black person in both racer games, loved that circular pod

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I call him Tomato Pierogiees. His lore is based, his pod looks cool, but he's pretty low tier in that game. I think Mars Guo is the best guy performance-wise

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf was Neva Kee thinking?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The games did more for the SW franchise than the movies ever did

          Of 9 movies + Rogue One/Han Solo + the TV shows, there are only about 4 movies that are not total shit.

          SW was built on EU and video games.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >SW was built on EU
            I'd have to agree with this

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >SW was built on EU and video games.
            And that's one of the reasons why the sequels will never be appreciated like the prequels are now, they don't have any vidya or any other EU media to support them.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also why public opinion on TCW and Rebels is reversing.

              A lot of what RLM says in that first video was actually said by Eli Roth almost 10 years earlier.

              http://web.archive.org/web/20000305191203/http://www.leisuresuit.net/Webzine/articles/starwars_rev.shtml

              I wonder why a guy like Roth would want to make the Trilogy with Watto in it look bad?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet that kid got passed around. It's why he's so fricked up. Too many producers fishing around in his pants.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Natalie so much older than Anakin?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Lucas is unapologetically based. The Queen is a heterosexual boymolester who makes no apologies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not taboo on Naboo.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ''YIPPEEEE''

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    V > VI > III > IV > I > II

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being this wrong
      It is and will always be
      IV
      V
      VI
      I
      III
      II

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so I went out roaming the streets of Naboo looking for any ole black bastard to hit with me shillelagh

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have a bad feeling about this
    >Strange. I don't sense anything
    >It's not about the mission, master. It's something... elsewhere, elusive
    >Don't center on your anxieties, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs
    >But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future
    >But not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living Force, young padawan
    >Yes, master.... How do you think this trade viceroy will deal with the chancellor's demands?
    >These federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short

    >Is it in their nature to make us wait this long?
    >No. I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this trade dispute
    The dialogue isn't very good

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there random forcefields there that turn on and off randomly anyway?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah….. I think the plot is a bit forced…,,…,…
      >carlos.png

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Neeson but his character shouldn’t have exited. It should’ve started out as Obi Wan training teenage Anakin. Yoda trained Obi Wan, not Qui-Gon Jinn

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To play unbiased Devils Advocate to your image. Yoda is Grand Master of the Jedi Order, the only man to ever hold that title in all of Galactic History. Its safe to say all Jedi of that era would look up to Yoda as a wise teacher figure of sorts

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels have aged pretty badly. Recently I went back and watched The Phantom Menace after probably 15 years and most the CGI in it looks like shit and it's everywhere. The OT have aged much better in comparison.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Phantom Menace is the most polished and accomplished Star Wars movie IMO.
    Not best, but most... complete. The universe/setting is best shown off in this movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree and I'm glad we can finally talk about this. Phantom Menace really had a quality and feel all its own. People got angry at it because it didn't feel like Empire, but I really enjoyed it nonetheless

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Lucas realizing his vision of the universe with an actual budget and the CG tools needed to bring it to life for the first time. And it was the only one of the prequels where the negative reception wasn't dogging him and weighing on his mind.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s attack of the clones

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