people like OP see it and think "wowza" then screencap for reposting on their favourite timbucktu-ian sheep shearing forum
unknowingly giving the film the free publicity it desires from someone on the crew slipping to a journalist the totally factual fact that yeah the world totally ran out of paint haha thats how wacky our movie got
I mean it's probably both PR and true. There are already huge paint shortages and pink paint is in such low demand that a sudden demand shock probably did cause a "worldwide shortage"
>such low demand that a sudden demand shock probably did cause a "worldwide shortage"
No. No film can consume enough paint to cause this even during global paint shortages. Also just mix white with red. This is a marketing article.
>people like OP see it and think "wowza" then screencap for reposting on their favourite timbucktu-ian sheep shearing forum
people like OP post this so we can all laugh at autistics like you not getting the point
people like OP see it and think "wowza" then screencap for reposting on their favourite timbucktu-ian sheep shearing forum
unknowingly giving the film the free publicity it desires from someone on the crew slipping to a journalist the totally factual fact that yeah the world totally ran out of paint haha thats how wacky our movie got
Sad state of affairs when people call someone else "autistic" for having more than two braincells.
Someone has to be the detective.
It's autistic because everyone is already familiar with the concept of clickbait and autists are the only ones who are unable to realize this and feel the need to explain it to strangers.
>advertizing doesn't work on people.
I didn't say that. I said people are aware of the concept of clickbait as well as how it functions. It doesn't mean clickbait isn't effective, you moron. The reason you're autistic because you post shit like >Someone has to be the detective.
because you think that explaining basic advertising techniques to people in a barbie bait thread is the mark of true intelligence.
You are correct. > unknowingly giving the film the free publicity
No, they’re aware. Jurnos get thrown these marketing materials and it’s the lowest rung “work” you can do. Blogs might run with shit like this for free but if you want to see it in big outlets money changes hands. There’s native advertisements that look like articles but have a little note somewhere denoting it as advertisement, but then there’s also the “fake news story” native advertisement like this where the air is sprayed with the febreeze of “it’s newsworthy” when in reality it’s an illegal ad that breaks decades of news ethics standards.
The floodgates opened after the race to the bottom with internet news and even the big names like NYT engage in this sordid shit now.
>read this article >ask my gf who her favourite actor is >Ryan Gosling >Really? Ask her what movie she's currently looking forward to most >Barbie
Ella you prostitute, do you post on Cinemaphile?
That WOULD be Kino if this movie was the kind of movie that everyone is assuming it would be. But it's not that kind of movie. It's not going to be a campy good time. It's going to be a failed campy slog
It’s not going to be campy at all. It’s going to be a screeching feminist soapbox lecture (confirmed by test screenings and some comments by people involved in the movie like Will Ferrell). They’re hiding that from the trailers because they know it won’t sell.
this is just a planted PR story
people like OP see it and think "wowza" then screencap for reposting on their favourite timbucktu-ian sheep shearing forum
unknowingly giving the film the free publicity it desires from someone on the crew slipping to a journalist the totally factual fact that yeah the world totally ran out of paint haha thats how wacky our movie got
I mean it's probably both PR and true. There are already huge paint shortages and pink paint is in such low demand that a sudden demand shock probably did cause a "worldwide shortage"
>such low demand that a sudden demand shock probably did cause a "worldwide shortage"
No. No film can consume enough paint to cause this even during global paint shortages. Also just mix white with red. This is a marketing article.
>people like OP see it and think "wowza" then screencap for reposting on their favourite timbucktu-ian sheep shearing forum
people like OP post this so we can all laugh at autistics like you not getting the point
Go be an autistic frick SOMEWHERE ELSE
Sad state of affairs when people call someone else "autistic" for having more than two braincells.
Someone has to be the detective.
It's autistic because everyone is already familiar with the concept of clickbait and autists are the only ones who are unable to realize this and feel the need to explain it to strangers.
>advertizing doesn't work on people.
this notion is itself autism. clickbait works on normies and not everyone realizes its clickbait.
>advertizing doesn't work on people.
I didn't say that. I said people are aware of the concept of clickbait as well as how it functions. It doesn't mean clickbait isn't effective, you moron. The reason you're autistic because you post shit like
>Someone has to be the detective.
because you think that explaining basic advertising techniques to people in a barbie bait thread is the mark of true intelligence.
No I can confirm, had trouble sourcing paint for my sissy shed
You are correct.
> unknowingly giving the film the free publicity
No, they’re aware. Jurnos get thrown these marketing materials and it’s the lowest rung “work” you can do. Blogs might run with shit like this for free but if you want to see it in big outlets money changes hands. There’s native advertisements that look like articles but have a little note somewhere denoting it as advertisement, but then there’s also the “fake news story” native advertisement like this where the air is sprayed with the febreeze of “it’s newsworthy” when in reality it’s an illegal ad that breaks decades of news ethics standards.
The floodgates opened after the race to the bottom with internet news and even the big names like NYT engage in this sordid shit now.
i meant the people who post about it online and make threads about it are doing it unknowingly (unless they are literally paid shills which i doubt)
but yes, the journalists and publishers themselves know what they're doing for sure
true
except op is likely a paid advertiser
the morons posting in this thread are not
>sudden demand
movies get planned years ahead
>thinks sherwin williams is involved in pre production
>read this article
>ask my gf who her favourite actor is
>Ryan Gosling
>Really? Ask her what movie she's currently looking forward to most
>Barbie
Ella you prostitute, do you post on Cinemaphile?
This isn't the only place aware of the Barbie movie, James.
She goes by Jean now, shitlord.
Imagine believing this and even making a fricking screencap thread about it.
>Didn't use Vanta Pink
Fricking tastelets.
I can't wait to watch this in the theater and jerk off
What's your ideal goal? To sit behind some hot chick, and squirt on her hair?
Yeah. Can't wait to see the wrinkly faces of 40yo teenagers.
I wonder if they used any of it to paint a picture of Margot's gaping pussy
well, that is why pink is a girl's color so, indirectly
Sounds made-up.
That WOULD be Kino if this movie was the kind of movie that everyone is assuming it would be. But it's not that kind of movie. It's not going to be a campy good time. It's going to be a failed campy slog
It’s not going to be campy at all. It’s going to be a screeching feminist soapbox lecture (confirmed by test screenings and some comments by people involved in the movie like Will Ferrell). They’re hiding that from the trailers because they know it won’t sell.
I have a feeling that seeing this will enslave me to Margot's Goddess feet.
Maybe it caused a shortage of one particular brands specific base in a specific sheen?
Otherwise, bullshit.
>a single paint company
Did they even get the worlds pinkest pink?
Paint. It looks all green screened