When was the last time a big blockbuster or family movie involved a BMWF couple and the lead wasn’t Will Smith?
Seems ~~*producers*~~ play it very safe with racemixing when the budget is high or it’s a kid’s movie, most racemixing these days involves a WMBF couple
same reason the vegas aesthetic works even though it's ancient greece. it's clearly a stylistic choice, not a super politicized move that's designed to be jerked off by legacy media/spark outrage for free publicity. also ultimately hercules is supposed to be a real guy. the muses being black isn't too outlandish (unlikely, but still not crazy) since there's really no set ethnicity for them, but hercules is objectively a greek man from greece
just realized I didn't phrase the second half of the post all that clearly. what I meant by that is that hercules is a human guy and the muses are deities, so clearly herc has to be greek but the muses can have their ethnicities played with
>They'll cast a black guy who lives in Greece and claim he's Greek
They can cast Giannis and Greeks will be ok with it because they love the guy. He probably can't act for shit though. Dua Lipa is a good cast for Meg looks-wise, Albanians and Greeks are indistinguishable.
Regardless of all that, the movie will be shit.
i thought that picrel would be ares in this hercules movie, but it turns out that ares in hercules is a fat frick midget whose head doesn't fit his helmet
I've never been more confident that they would cast a black man in a role than this. It's just so obvious. The israelites won't let wypipo get away with having a white man in the role of Hercules. It'll 100% be a black man or I'll eat a hundred troony dicks.
>It'll 100% be a black man or I'll eat a hundred troony dicks.
Let's be real, you probably dream of doing that every single night you obsessed homosexual.
Why do they have to cast these non-whites? How hard is to cast a blue eyed red head for the role? Or a historically accurate blue eyed blond for hercules?
Dua is the most beautiful and most sexo woman alive today and I'm tired of you homos saying she is not.
Had she been born 3000 years ago they would've made statues of her.
>Not since the furor over Martin Scorsese's "Last Temptation Of Christ," when protesters burned theaters, has a film ignited such indignation. To a man, it would seem, the epic, feature-length cartoon has touched a raw nerve. Instead of laughing, Mickey's "Hercules" has got Greeks as young as four throwing popcorn at the screen in fits of rage.
"Heracles never did that, he never killed the minotaur," screamed one 6-year-old, who spent much of his time hissing in disgust during one afternoon performance. "My teacher said Theseus did." His teacher is right.
>For academics, Disney has done more than provoke insult. It has committed the sin of being anti-educational. They fear a whole generation of children could be brainwashed by the movie.
>"Walt Disney has not only totally disregarded the ancient myth but changed its message and that's dangerous," says Vasillis Lambrinodakis, an antiquities expert at the University of Athens.
>"They may have wanted to make it more viewer-friendly, but if they only wanted to be inspired by it they really should have changed the characters' names," he huffs. "Hollywood films have power. Children will watch and understand it much more easily than, say, reading a book at school. I'm afraid it will remain with them."
>This fear of dumbing down has led many parents to boycott the movie. In the few weeks since it opened, theaters in Athens have registered record losses.
>"This film is not for Greece, it is not for Athens," says Yiannis Tzedakis, the director of antiquities at the Culture Ministry. "It is a distorted portrayal of the Herculean myth. And we Greeks, you know, have a thing about myths. We take them very seriously."
https://www.deseret.com/1997/12/31/19354386/greek-viewers-hiss-at-distortion-of-myths-in-disney-s-hercules/
I'm from the Balkans and I've seen hundreds of women that look like her. Such a typical (pretty, but typical) face.
Anyway, she's almost 29 so that means she'll hit the wall very hard in the next several years, so she better use her time well.
She's just famous because of the marketing power of british entertainment industry. Albanian women born in Albania don't have her exposure, but nobody thinks she's the hottest albanian woman in the world. It would be a huge coincidence for the hottest albanian to be conveniently one born in britain wouldn't it?
I love these threads where some virgins in their 30s go "elbow too pointy" as if they wouldn't piss and shit their pants if a woman like that says "Hi" to them.
Cannibalism was also prevalent in Africa well into the 20th century and is one of the few places it still exists. Should we start eating each other or just fricking men in the ass?
Why remake Hercules? Have they already run out of good movies to remake?
so they can make hercules black
>implying hercules hasn't always been black
They gotta make it woke and inclusive.
thats the wall brother
James Charles lookin ass b***h
shut up meg
dua pusy licka
hahahahahaha
*hits dab*
How can you justify repeatedly doing something that fails so often.
If they were a mouse (no pun intended) with a choice between 2 pieces of cheese they'd be a charred smoldering corpse by now.
Fridge body hoe
They're going to make Hercules black because they're afraid of people saying the original was racist for the black singer ladies, aren't they?
They'll cast a black guy who lives in Greece and claim he's Greek
>They're going to make Hercules black
>They'll cast a black guy who lives in Greece and claim he's Greek
I hope to save money they just edit in scenes from The Rock movie.
Close. He'll be a lightskin mulatto. Zeus will be Idris Elba. They'll also make aphroditie some pre-diabetic fugly black.
>jews missing out on the chance to put another Black person-worship BMWF couple in a movie
lmao
zeus will be black and aphrodite will be white
>jews israelites israelites
would you guys just go outside and touch some fricking grass
OY VEY
>OY VEY
>OY IT'S DA JOOOOOOOS
please, have sex
it's anudda shoah
>NOOO YOU MUST IGNORE THE EVIDENCE OR I'M GONNA MAKE FUN OF YOU
>DON'T LOOK UP THE EARLY LIFE SECTION
Eat shit and die.
No, but remember that Meg had a bf that cheated on her. He'll be black.
When was the last time a big blockbuster or family movie involved a BMWF couple and the lead wasn’t Will Smith?
Seems ~~*producers*~~ play it very safe with racemixing when the budget is high or it’s a kid’s movie, most racemixing these days involves a WMBF couple
why were you cool with black muses but black herc is a step too far?
either stick to accuracy or frick right off moron
>>why were you cool with black muses
Where?
I liked the gospel sound honestly.
white people do like having Black folk sing for them.
Black person fatigue
Because the black singers were added for flavor not because they were black, and it worked well.
same reason the vegas aesthetic works even though it's ancient greece. it's clearly a stylistic choice, not a super politicized move that's designed to be jerked off by legacy media/spark outrage for free publicity. also ultimately hercules is supposed to be a real guy. the muses being black isn't too outlandish (unlikely, but still not crazy) since there's really no set ethnicity for them, but hercules is objectively a greek man from greece
just realized I didn't phrase the second half of the post all that clearly. what I meant by that is that hercules is a human guy and the muses are deities, so clearly herc has to be greek but the muses can have their ethnicities played with
>They'll cast a black guy who lives in Greece and claim he's Greek
They can cast Giannis and Greeks will be ok with it because they love the guy. He probably can't act for shit though. Dua Lipa is a good cast for Meg looks-wise, Albanians and Greeks are indistinguishable.
Regardless of all that, the movie will be shit.
diarrhea skin with big nostrils
I WANT TO SEX THE LIPA
based
Goddamn those fricking legs
She's white moron
Holy frick, Alizee
Hercules is trash, worst of the 90s Disney flicks easily.
That's a tough act when Pocahontas exists.
Oof, you've got me there.
frick this generic nobody and her supermarket robo-music
>but she dance bawd look foreign
wow that's so unique and rare
>supermarket robo-music
Kek I would call it:
>”all inclusive resort on ibiza commercial music”
Licking and sniffing Dua Lipa's pits and feet.
Greeks are going to blow their boyfriends when they find out an Albanian prostitute is playing a Greek muse.
I hope they make Hercules black so the pol gays lose their minds.
>bring back Medusa's head
>"ay bruh"
>my homies' faces when
Good for her
thinking about homosexuals and trannies then blaming /misc/ we got ourselves a discord raid
No chance, no way, I won't see it
Ha nice
They made Achilles black in the animated series so don't be surprised at any of this
i thought that picrel would be ares in this hercules movie, but it turns out that ares in hercules is a fat frick midget whose head doesn't fit his helmet
He's obviously just tanned
I've never been more confident that they would cast a black man in a role than this. It's just so obvious. The israelites won't let wypipo get away with having a white man in the role of Hercules. It'll 100% be a black man or I'll eat a hundred troony dicks.
>It'll 100% be a black man or I'll eat a hundred troony dicks.
Let's be real, you probably dream of doing that every single night you obsessed homosexual.
I bet 100 Cinemaphile golds that he doesn't
That guy doesn't look black at all thoughever
Albanians have weird names unless their ancestors slavified.
She makes my pp hard. I saw she's in Argylle and I'mma give it a look see.
>Dua Lipa
what's up with these lizards in hollywood with all these weird names?
albanians have really weird names (i.e. their king in the 30s was literally named King Zog)
Yay we get to see her get blacked by Michael B Jordan
Hard pass
the thought of her sporting a big, brown, uncut and floppy penis makes me so hard
>disney
>kino
Can you homosexual mods do your fricking job and ban all these pedophile marketers? No real human says these things.
It's practically a given they'll make hercules black tbh
Disney’s Hercules is a ginger, it’s obvious they’ll cast a Black person
Dula Peep is my Hindu tradwife
t. Chadjeet
Dosa Labia is Spanish ackchually
I thought she was Romanian or some other Eastern European
cute!
I will never watch another Disney movie again.
They've proven they hate us 100x over. They're on the permanent boycott list.
I don't understand why I find her attractive.
same
must be gypsy powers
gay troony satanist thread
m3g
>when it swallows all the swimmers in one gulp
goddamn that was hot
>My younger sister looks strikingly like this Albanian woman
have you seen your sister naked?
Anon, please.
She is my sweet little sister.
I love her
No one cares.
well the role would fit her, she is built like a man
Why do they have to cast these non-whites? How hard is to cast a blue eyed red head for the role? Or a historically accurate blue eyed blond for hercules?
SHUT UP CHUD YOUR CULTURE ISN'T ALL ABOUT YOU!
Dua is the most beautiful and most sexo woman alive today and I'm tired of you homos saying she is not.
Had she been born 3000 years ago they would've made statues of her.
statues with tiny penis
wheres the penis
Inside her
Nice moustache.
Genderbent James Charles
>Had she been born 3000 years ago
There was no plastic surgery 3000 years ago.
3000 years ago she would have been traded to a fat hairy brown dude for three goats and a glass of milk.
>and a glass of milk.
Why did this make me kek so hard
11/10 dsl, admittedly.
I'd watch it for dua. Love her.
Who's pushing all these greasy gyppos?
They better keep the bondage scene
blue is the warmest colour remake with dua and choli when?
>another shitty disney live action remake
her hollywood career is DoA.
when I look at Dua Lipa all I say is GypsyCrusader
>Not since the furor over Martin Scorsese's "Last Temptation Of Christ," when protesters burned theaters, has a film ignited such indignation. To a man, it would seem, the epic, feature-length cartoon has touched a raw nerve. Instead of laughing, Mickey's "Hercules" has got Greeks as young as four throwing popcorn at the screen in fits of rage.
"Heracles never did that, he never killed the minotaur," screamed one 6-year-old, who spent much of his time hissing in disgust during one afternoon performance. "My teacher said Theseus did." His teacher is right.
>For academics, Disney has done more than provoke insult. It has committed the sin of being anti-educational. They fear a whole generation of children could be brainwashed by the movie.
>"Walt Disney has not only totally disregarded the ancient myth but changed its message and that's dangerous," says Vasillis Lambrinodakis, an antiquities expert at the University of Athens.
>"They may have wanted to make it more viewer-friendly, but if they only wanted to be inspired by it they really should have changed the characters' names," he huffs. "Hollywood films have power. Children will watch and understand it much more easily than, say, reading a book at school. I'm afraid it will remain with them."
>This fear of dumbing down has led many parents to boycott the movie. In the few weeks since it opened, theaters in Athens have registered record losses.
>"This film is not for Greece, it is not for Athens," says Yiannis Tzedakis, the director of antiquities at the Culture Ministry. "It is a distorted portrayal of the Herculean myth. And we Greeks, you know, have a thing about myths. We take them very seriously."
https://www.deseret.com/1997/12/31/19354386/greek-viewers-hiss-at-distortion-of-myths-in-disney-s-hercules/
Finally
>Dua Lipa with bangs
Holy frick holy frick holy fricking God, Man this Fricking Woman is so hot
She looks great in photos but i've seen her live and she was just awkward as frick
Gypsies will never be human
I'm from the Balkans and I've seen hundreds of women that look like her. Such a typical (pretty, but typical) face.
Anyway, she's almost 29 so that means she'll hit the wall very hard in the next several years, so she better use her time well.
Her looks are exotic and interesting to us white folks.
She looks like a man. Don't lump me in with you.
Only brown folks from an ethnicity where underdeveloped skulls are the standard would think that.
No
She's just famous because of the marketing power of british entertainment industry. Albanian women born in Albania don't have her exposure, but nobody thinks she's the hottest albanian woman in the world. It would be a huge coincidence for the hottest albanian to be conveniently one born in britain wouldn't it?
I love these threads where some virgins in their 30s go "elbow too pointy" as if they wouldn't piss and shit their pants if a woman like that says "Hi" to them.
Your elbows are too pointy.
What's your point moron ?
more trannies for you then
I do have sex with brown women, they just aren’t wife material.
THAT'S MY HERCULES
>greeks were black and gay
checks out
Cannibalism was also prevalent in Africa well into the 20th century and is one of the few places it still exists. Should we start eating each other or just fricking men in the ass?
She is great.
Sexo mit Dua lipa
im going to cum right now
This kid should play Herc. He’s swarthy enough for the DEI bucks, curly hair, thick but not ripped bod.