>most beautiful woman in the greek world >adept politician, master manipulator / influencer, spoke tons of languages >Zendaya
I will personally give Denis a taste of my shoe if he keeps putting this pout face in otherwise good movies
Timothy Dalton played Caesar in some miniseries about Cleopatra
The miniseries sucked but Timothy Dalton was great in the role. Truthfully better than Ciaran Hinds, who is a talented actor but lacked the machismo necessary for a good Caesar.
Z girl got molested as a child actress and that's why she's in everything, right? Blackmail?
Or maybe she's just cheap? I know John Cena is in everything because he'll work for about the same rate as a union electrician. But people actually like John Cena. I don't know anyone who likes Z girl, and I'm not buying shes super popular with teenage darkies, as they never actually put her in movies marketed to teenage darkies.
Just to be clear, Fayum is a place in Egypt. These portraits are a greek colony/enclave in Hellenized Egypt. And they are the equivalent of upper middle class types that never the less have gone somewhat Egyptian as proven by the fact they chose to become mummies at all.
No matter how many times your mutt brain posts it, the Fayum mummies will always be Egyptians.
There was a minority of Greeks residing in Faiyum in 300BC. These portraits were made half a millennia later, when the Greek element had long been completely racemixed out of existence. DNA evidence backs this up.
-More defined brow, resulting in a thinner nasal bridge at that angle
-Eyes closer together
-Less facial fat, resulting in a more defined jaw/cheekbones
-Thicker neck
-Stubble
I'm a fan of Euphoria and its a huge weak spot how little chemistry she has with anyone in anything else. in Euphoria it works because she's meant to have no sex drive thanks to drugs, or maybe she's lesbian IRL and bad at acting like she wants to frick men. I'm hoping Challengers will prove she can manage it.
she's an early version of the "exotic foreign hottie" trope, precisely becasue she actually wasn't ethnically foreign at all -- but you end up having to adapt the casting to the modern equivalent.
if you cast someone as white as Elizabeth Taylor in the role today half the internet would shit their pants
it's like how Martin Scorsese only made Leonardo DiCaprio movies for a while. it keeps the agents and studio happy and ensures the movie will definitely get made and marketed properly, whether its good or not and whether the casting makes sense or not.
Looks like Cleopatra isn't the only queen of da Nile
She reminds me of my school crush i wish to rape her i really just get the urge to rape her and violate her smell her lick her and penetrate deep i think i could hit her cervix with my bwc i want to really dig into her gut and smell her as i blast inside and smother her in a bear hug
I don't care what they tell you in school, Cleopatra was black! And this mostly white woman playing her is just another example of modern day black face! There needs to be a law!
why cant they jsut cast a nafri? why do they have to pander to american mutts and blackcels everytime? its literally blackstaining bullshit of an actual brownie character, yet they chose to not adhere to their bullshit cancellation rules when it comes to the holy cow of america, the Black. just cast sofia nutella, whats the point?
Let's be honest here, Zendaya and Chalamet don't have the gravitas to pull off a serious historical drama. They would look like kids doing a large budget play.
kino kino kino
Dunno if this is true but it sounds kino, especially Craig as Ceasar
>old white man oil drilling pretty colored girl in her 20s
Olga is thousands of years old
>pretty
consensual sex with Olga.
Only if you're a shota
>pretty
>most beautiful woman in the greek world
>adept politician, master manipulator / influencer, spoke tons of languages
>Zendaya
I will personally give Denis a taste of my shoe if he keeps putting this pout face in otherwise good movies
she looks cute there though
The OP image is probably fake, but even if it wasn't Cleopatra was famously plain bordering on ugly.
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Looks like Cleopatra isn't the only queen of da Nile
>naacp
Sad what happened to non-profits
Ugly fricking dress. Black and green is so nasty.
What a fricking sham. It should have been Sarah. Not that ugly mutt.
cleopatra was never described as beautiful
She likely wasn't that hot, but power and authority makes any woman hotter.
She had big bunda
Cleopatra being beautiful is just a silly myth.
In no text is she ever described as beautiful, in fact her face is described as plain looking
Frick you this shit is fake
all movies are fake
>Daniel Craig
Worst Bond is a death sentence for a movie.
Zendaya must be sucking that syrup dick real good. Chalamet too for that matter. Maybe they double team him.
l2fake moronino, his next movie has already been announced (Rendez-vous with Rama)
actually no one knows what his next movie will be: it might be dune 3, it might be rama, it might be cleopatra.
Craig as Caesar? I don't see it.
Daniel Craig could be a good Ceasar but not in a movie with those two disgusting mutts.
Timothy Dalton played Caesar in some miniseries about Cleopatra
The miniseries sucked but Timothy Dalton was great in the role. Truthfully better than Ciaran Hinds, who is a talented actor but lacked the machismo necessary for a good Caesar.
Timothy Dalton is good in everything
This. The best James Bond, no question.
100%, indisputable
>not a single Italian name as the leads
IT'S FRICKING DISCRIMINATION, IS WHAT IT IS!
what happened to italian americans in hollywood? you couldn't move for em once upon a time and now i can't think of any
They just became Americans, the sopranos did a good job showing this
this. Only difference between us and them now is that my last name ends in a vowel.
The Mafia and the Catholic Church both lost influence
Lady Gaga is italian
Egyptians can't stop losing I see
Zendayachads can't stop winning..
what's wrong with her face?
Could be the quintessential Cleopatra flick. He does it again!
Z girl got molested as a child actress and that's why she's in everything, right? Blackmail?
Or maybe she's just cheap? I know John Cena is in everything because he'll work for about the same rate as a union electrician. But people actually like John Cena. I don't know anyone who likes Z girl, and I'm not buying shes super popular with teenage darkies, as they never actually put her in movies marketed to teenage darkies.
Just to be clear, Fayum is a place in Egypt. These portraits are a greek colony/enclave in Hellenized Egypt. And they are the equivalent of upper middle class types that never the less have gone somewhat Egyptian as proven by the fact they chose to become mummies at all.
No matter how many times your mutt brain posts it, the Fayum mummies will always be Egyptians.
There was a minority of Greeks residing in Faiyum in 300BC. These portraits were made half a millennia later, when the Greek element had long been completely racemixed out of existence. DNA evidence backs this up.
cope
Pedro!?
its amazing how little you need to change.
Skull shape and bone structure is everything.
Wtf? My eyes can't see what's difference, but my brain recognises one as female and the other as male.
-More defined brow, resulting in a thinner nasal bridge at that angle
-Eyes closer together
-Less facial fat, resulting in a more defined jaw/cheekbones
-Thicker neck
-Stubble
Trae Young lookin ass b***h
Boba fett?
>zendaya as cleopatra
>Zendaya
Frick you Dennis. Is Marc Antony going to be Austin Butler now?
>Is Marc Antony going to be Austin Butler now?
o m g the secks
this timothee chalamet kid cant fricking act. stop fricking casting him. jesus fricking christ.
He's israeli nepo baby
Might actually be an accurate casting call. I just don't think she has the sex appeal.
I'm a fan of Euphoria and its a huge weak spot how little chemistry she has with anyone in anything else. in Euphoria it works because she's meant to have no sex drive thanks to drugs, or maybe she's lesbian IRL and bad at acting like she wants to frick men. I'm hoping Challengers will prove she can manage it.
>daniel craig fricking zendaya balls deep
now this is pod racing...
Augustus is the easiest role in the history of acting, bro was full on autismo, Antony is a hard role though no cap
What's your opinion on pic related appearances?
Personally, I think it's hard to distinguish between a Greek or an Arab walking through a Sydney suburb especially on a very hot and sunny day.
Sounds gay, why do they make so much cleopatra shit? She was only famous because Caesar fricked her, she literally didn't do anything else.
Hey, hey now. Marc Antony ALSO fricked her, give her a little credit.
Fair enough
>she literally didn't do anything else.
she was a fulcrum of a roman civil war, that's pretty important
she's an early version of the "exotic foreign hottie" trope, precisely becasue she actually wasn't ethnically foreign at all -- but you end up having to adapt the casting to the modern equivalent.
if you cast someone as white as Elizabeth Taylor in the role today half the internet would shit their pants
>half the internet
nah, only the 2% pretending to be the majority
yeah, exactly. half the internet, which is made up of 4% of the population pretending to be different halves of the majority.
Another boring sweeping Villenueve slop with there Hollywood kids. what a waste of money.
Craig as Ceasar actually sounds like a good casting.
He's gay enough for that roman flair too
>Octavius
Why is Doc Ock in Cleopatra? Who will play Spider-Man?
>Zendaya and Chalamet again
This dude has the absolute worst muses in cinema history.
Suitable muses for a hack like him
in yet another desert no less
hopefully chalamet's bussy gets gaped by caesar just like in real life
it's like how Martin Scorsese only made Leonardo DiCaprio movies for a while. it keeps the agents and studio happy and ensures the movie will definitely get made and marketed properly, whether its good or not and whether the casting makes sense or not.
>more boring empty sand shit with large angular empty buildings
>a blond bong to play a MED BVLL
VILLENEUVE DELENDA EST
At this point just make every single piece of entertainment media to star Zendaya, now that's kino.
>we need three charisma vacuums to play three of the most important figures in the mediterranean at that time
>sir they're waiting in the next room
started off with kino after kino
enemy
prisoners
sicario
br2042
now its slop after slop
Prove you’re not a completely deformed genetic disappointment before casting judgement, Cinemaphile
would be good casting if real
It will tell the story of how Cleopatra defeated the evil Vikings to spread the scientific method throughout Africa.
Zendajak
Oh nonononooooo
Zendaya bros we got too wienery
gem
So was cleopatra white black Asian or hispanic
Cleopatra was a fair skinned Greek of noble birth. Not a little half-breed nigglet.
She's super ugly.
She's super, ugly.
She looks good here for once
She reminds me of my school crush i wish to rape her i really just get the urge to rape her and violate her smell her lick her and penetrate deep i think i could hit her cervix with my bwc i want to really dig into her gut and smell her as i blast inside and smother her in a bear hug
holy kino i see it
Meh, I don't hate this casting. The real Cleopatra probably had a similar skin tone.
>weet ik, brutus?
I don't care what they tell you in school, Cleopatra was black! And this mostly white woman playing her is just another example of modern day black face! There needs to be a law!
ANOTHER cleopatra movie?
What's with her getting so many movies, TV series and documentaries all of sudden?
He should've cast Sofia Boutella
even a random girl working at starbucks would have been superior in every way
Caesar didn't frick no monkey
But Cleopatra was Greek / light skinned? Why do they keep pushing the idea she was black?
I like Zendaya I really do
or more to the point I like her body but isn't her skin a bit too dark to be cleopatra
Unironically good casting for the roman boiz but cleo should be white
She’s gonna need to start eating more. Cleopatra had a well documented big ass
why cant they jsut cast a nafri? why do they have to pander to american mutts and blackcels everytime? its literally blackstaining bullshit of an actual brownie character, yet they chose to not adhere to their bullshit cancellation rules when it comes to the holy cow of america, the Black. just cast sofia nutella, whats the point?
You battered wife homosexuals will still watch it so they can keep doing shit like this whatever.
Cleopatra was Greek, an incestuous Greek dynasty to avoid mixing with the locals.
Is he not doing Dune 3?
I'm so tired of Zendaya. She's so unappealing. Good actress, maybe. I can't wait for that tennis movie to bomb so maybe she'll start fading away.
Let's be honest here, Zendaya and Chalamet don't have the gravitas to pull off a serious historical drama. They would look like kids doing a large budget play.