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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t this that dude that Shane Gillis hangs out with?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, Shane is the dude Matt hangs with

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well I don’t know that guy so he’s probably less funny and irrelevant than Shane

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

      no, Shane is the dude Matt hangs with

      Incorrect

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well I don’t know that guy so he’s probably less funny and irrelevant than Shane

        Shane would literally be nothing without Matt. If it were Shane and one of his other unfunny Philly comics secret podcast he would not be nearly as famous. Matt added a unique dimension to the podcast which made Shane famous

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're moronic. Matt is funny but c'mon he's nowhere close to as funny as Shane

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but Matt made the podcast what it is which in turn made Shane what he is. Matt is an interesting character for Shane to riff off. If shane started a podcast originally with his beezer or O'Connor friend he never would have made it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post "canceling" Shane is no longer funny. Matt has maintained his rizz. Shane still comes out ahead because he's not married to a Black person, thoughever.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Goddamn it anon

              I now have no interest in watching this special or checking out their podcast

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shane and one of his other unfunny Philly comics
          i duno why shane loves beezer so much
          he is a confirmed scumbag, but maybe being a philly scumbag is the funny character he loves

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normands new special was shit, what happened? did he have to play it safe because he was on Netflix now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yikes, is it really that bad? I listened to Segura’s a couple days ago and thought it was decent but nothing gutbustingly funny. Was gonna listen to Normands next

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 20 minutes in. It's not Shane-tier but it's funnier than most other standups you see nowadays although that isn't saying much because almost all of them suck ass

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 20 minutes in. It's not Shane-tier but it's funnier than most other standups you see nowadays although that isn't saying much because almost all of them suck ass

        Nevermind, thought you were talking about Matts special

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't really like it either.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what happened?
      he's an unfunny quivering manchild homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's an unfunny quivering manchild homosexual
        but thats exactly why he's funny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went to the taping, it was pretty tame, he's honestly funnier doing off the cuff jokes on podcasts than he is with a full special.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought he got away with a lot for being on netflix but i'm sure he had to cut a lot of material. it was really hard to follow up on "out to lunch" which was hilarious. he's still one of the funniest comedians and podcasters out there though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Normands new special was shit, what happened?
      stand up comedy isn't as good in the podcast era
      i think the podcasters need standup to facilitate their podcasting but hours of entertainment they say silly shit to each other off the cuff, yea they repeat stories to different audiences sure but still having a back and forth interaction where its ok if some minutes lull is easier to have funny moments than for 1 standup to make whittle down a funny hour

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think Normand is bad? I dare you to sit through Theos latest special

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ..Theo has specials?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the podcast but I'm expecting Matt to suck without being able to riff off Shane. Hopefully I'm wrong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i cant picture him doing standup, but if hes like he is on the podcast its gotta be decent, hes kino in conversation i cant imagine what his standup must be like lol im kinda ascared to watch incase it sucks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ya standup as a whole just isn't very funny, there's maybe 8 guys in history worth listening to

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that sucked

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there possible way you watched it already

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to standup

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Much funnier when just chilling with the bros on the podcast. It's alright though I prefer that anyway than stand up.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The joke about refusing to bake a cake being the gayest way to be homophobic was great

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    matt is gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tgirls are girls

      I love the podcast but I'm expecting Matt to suck without being able to riff off Shane. Hopefully I'm wrong

      matt didn't remember the 2020 floyd riots

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Floyd riots didn't happen, only Jan 6 matters.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was alright. Feel like a lot of jokes could have been expanded on a little, a lot of situations/concepts that could have had an extra line or two.
    Also I know from the podcast that he's a maniac with way more interesting thoughts, I guess he's just scared crowds aren't gonna like it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. he toned down the madness, probably to become more palatable to a wider audience. but it made him less funny than he is on the podcast

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Matt steal Shane's on stage mannerisms, or was it vice versa? Either way, it's cringe.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hang out with someone long enough you become the same person

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same director?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me the ONLY funny comedian left is Andy Kinder!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this guy is an SJW parody account right? hes gotta be

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The comedian FOR comedians, the civilian crowd might be dead as shit but you know the comedians backstage are cracking UP. Honestly very funny that he turned into this, love watching twitter completely re-wire these lame people over the age of like 40.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I enjoy JRE and This Past Weekend should I check out their podcast? I love Shane but don’t know much about Matt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, definitely worth checking out. Would probably start with the Mark Normand episode

      Matt has been on JRE once so you can get a feel for what he's like.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I saw the full episode and he seemed kinda funny I think but I was mostly focused on Shane. That clip was the funniest part and also when he told that hotel jerking off story

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          From the Normand podcast episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKNNLXSLILU

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shane is based

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you should go back

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're so lucky, I wish i could listen to their podcast for the first time again and slowly discover how batshit crazy and hilarious Matt is

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The shaman has blessed us today

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's funnier than 99% of these LA scene wanna be podcast homosexuals

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, that was pretty dire. I wonder how the shamancels will dickride their way out of this one

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinda weird to put out a special when he has nothing that i've seen on yt. I don't think he's even done the podcast circuit which is fine if he doesnt wanna do that stuff but you still gotta promote yourself somehow.

    so far 10 mins in and no laughs from me. just doesn't seem to have the right energy.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MSSP is kind of gay now. Rolling with that obnoxious homosexual Bert Kreischner and the rest of the Rogan herd puts a bad taste in my mouth.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's so sleepy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shane has gotten incredibly gay in the past year, Matt still holds it down. He should just start a McCusker family podcast, Billy is the funniest guy in that whole sphere

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember Shane said something strange on JRE

        >Joe :"Democrats think they are better than everyone else"
        >Shane: "Well they probably are"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Shane now is not the Shane of the early pod days

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i would have assumed he's joking here

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He wasn't

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can never really tell when he’s fricking around or not. On Theo’s podcast he said he was anti-abortion and I’m still not sure if he was serious

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably, the McCusker clan in particular hates abortion.
            These guys all were raised catholic and believe in god. Not everyone in entertainment is team Moloch.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This wasn’t said, you are blatantly lying. Go watch any of the protect our parks episodes and he openly shits on democrats and talks about how he’s an actual catholic. He openly shits on israelites to Ari constantly, like dangerously close to JQ stuff

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's not le based and redpilled bud
            He literally watches blacked porn

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh my god frick off you little troony b***h it’s obvious to everyone what you’re trying to do. The only Black person here is you. Episode plus time stamp or go dial 8

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shane can't go ten minutes without saying how much stronger, cooler and bigger dicked blacks are than whites

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Billy is naturally funnier than Shane

        spudman > billy >>>>>> swim

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Temptation of Spud is a modern epic.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol those roll calls during the pandemic were gold.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MSSP is kind of gay now. Rolling with that obnoxious homosexual Bert Kreischner and the rest of the Rogan herd puts a bad taste in my mouth.
      1 episode bert
      1 episode tom
      ruined a whole podcast for you kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no it hasn’t you fricking homosexual. They are on a continued peak right now. Old Testament was great obviously but we are most definitely in the golden ages. The “we got guys” episode from a month or so ago was unbelievably fricking funny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it's really bad now.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did Bing mean by this?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matt needs more confidence. He should have done 45 instead of a full hour and fleshed out some of his bits more. Also, a fricking toilet seat joke with no new spin on it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah seemed like this set had 30% Fat that could have been cut off and the interesting ideas could have been fleshed out. Spending money to buy a poor kid shoes and then the sales tax going to bomb that same kid is an amazing thought and could have been polished to a crush a room instead it kind of just came and went.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, seems like home life has given him material but it's also stopped him from testing it on the road. He doesn't know what his best jokes are, which he can milk and which he should throw away

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Milk.
          Like a vampire at the door.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Matt didn't want to do any podcast material in this special which I appreciate but damn for people who haven't seen the podcast they would have heard some of the greatest bits for the first time.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouts out to the Shaman
    SODTAOE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      High spirits. Key of G minor. 432hz. not a big deal.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like he'd be better doing crowdwork like just chatting with people in the crowd about autistic shit i cant see him being as good sticking to written bits hes better as a freeflowing conservationalist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >conservationalist
      lmao i mean conversationalist

      or even better he shoulda put out a comedy special that turned out to be just an hour of him playing that weird indian flute on stage lel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats true of 99% of comedians today, most of them are way funnier in conversation in podcasts then you watch their standup and its either boring or not funny or sometimes kinda funny but nowhere near as funny as that person is on a podcast

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why am i not laughing? i thought this was supposed to be comedy?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU EVER EAT A MUFFIN-

    A-AND YOU'RE LIKE WOAH DID I JUST EAT THAT DUDE?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually made me laugh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a very funny observation that every fat comic ever has made but his choice of specifically naming a muffin and his delivery was FRICKED and BAD

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          never heard the observation before. joke was funny

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            dont care if youve never heard it you homosexual zoomer. it's a common observation that jim gaffigan types make all the fricking time. eating too fast is almost a genre of comedy in its own right you stupid little c**t.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so how many made up stories is in this one?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he can barely string a sentence together in this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't let anyone tell you that mushrooms don't damage your brain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You realize every comedian makes up stories right?

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this was the chud holding him back

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s not a chud and doesn’t want to be but chuds have co-opted him. He’s anti trump and a cuck, but for some reason chuds have made him into some right wing figure even though he spends 24/7 rejecting the label. TLDR he’s not based and doesn’t claim to be based but chuds want him to be based.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The amount of times he's admitted to watching BLACKED is staggering

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know he makes fun of trump but I’ve heard him make fun of blacks and gays too

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He’s anti trump

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trump looks like shit these days wow

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think he’s really pro-trump he only took this photo because it’s funny since his whole character is pretending he loves trump (tho I think part of him kinda does no matter how much he’d be like “nah I’m just joking around dude” if one of his more famous comedian friends asked him if he really was a trump fan

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can like Trump because he says funny shit and riles up sensitive lefties and still disagree with his actual policies. Considering most illegal immigration comes from abuse of asylums and visas or smuggling through legal entry points, building a giant wall would've been a moronic waste of tax dollars, I still laughed when he said he was gonna build it ten feet taller to the Mexican president.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is completely false. Watch the Patreon uploads on the radio dawgz youtube. When he knows less people are watching he lets out his real opinions and he is 10000% the same man he was in the Old Testament. You are a troony

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sub to the patreon goyim
          Frick off Matt

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >watch the STOLEN REUPLOADED TO YOUTUBE Patreon episodes FOR FREE on the radio dawgz youtube
            Learn to read you moronic gay piece of gorilla Black person shit

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah I was thinking that was what you were possibly implying but needed to bait you a bit to confirm it. My apologies anon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No harm no foul brother have a wonderful evening

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc_cXArusJxQcaMDG7CoG02kbyvQD1q78

              Almost the entire Patreon contents FOR FREE

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's the deal with expensive food at Whole Foods?

    Disappointing tbh

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Matt

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >starts with a covid observation that barely offers up any jokes
    >kills the vibe immediately
    >matt instantly notices this
    >slowly deflates for an hour while mumbling half-finished bits

    the speed of light? more like the sleepy time junction show

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Women make 20% less than men for the same work...
    >That's ridiculous, that's unacceptable. Women are bad enough with their money as it is, we can't do that.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hates every comedian
    >watches every comedian

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been a fan of MSSP since before SNL and I'm not watching this outside the first ten minutes because 1) Matt is not a serious standup and 2) his humor comes from his stream of consciousness, when he tries to be funny he goes full corny dad jokes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corny dad jokes are the best man

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same. standup honestly sucks dick. maybe it’s good if you’re actually in the audience.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats the only time its good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being at a live show is great. I honestly can't watch recorded stand-up 90% of the time, podcast are funnier

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sweet blog post, homosexual.
      can't wait for more of your cutting edge takes

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    diggies for the shaman

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Billy McCusker special when?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Billy is naturally funnier than Shane

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        spudman > billy >>>>>> swim

        Matt>Spud>Shane>GayBill>Swim

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anytime Billy and Shane are together Billy completely mogs him in humor

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love Bill, especially when he fricks with Shane but come on man, Shanes one of the best stand ups right now and has given lots of great podcast bits since Old Testament

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never listened to MSSP, should I just start with any recent episode or is there some stand outs?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >40 more days
      >standing on the gravitron
      >the blizzard of '87
      >the episode with adam egret
      >shrek 1
      >the book of Matt
      >the death of shane gillis

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we got guys
      Shane’s little monologue about being a highschool football coach is fricking hilarious.
      “Those cheerleaders, they’re really growing up huh? Whatchu boys think of that?”

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people talking about a show of people talking
    >people taking sides about audio clips of people talking and shooting the shit
    >people sitting around and watching a man talk to a bunch of people

    how did we get here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people sitting around and watching a man talk to a bunch of people
      b***h what the frick did you think we were doing during the 10,000 years before this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe your DNA was sitting around listening to men, mine wasn't.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you don't get a choice, it happened. your shitty little DNA listened to men while that sat around.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you burgers find stand-up so fricking funny?
    Every time you post it here I actually give it a chance and it NEVER makes me laugh
    >When they take down dogs, how do they do it? do they like blow them up?
    >Teachers should be fired once they cry three times
    I think not even my mom would laugh at this

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    matt's not a good fit for standup. he's too naturally funny as a personality, bringing that fully to the stage would look like self-parody. he needs a straight man there to really bring out what a fricking case he is. maybe give crowd work a try.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was worried his style wouldn't translate to stand-up, i have tickets to see him, but now I'm thinking twice.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm one of the anons who doesn't like his standup but if i already had tickets, i'd see him live. could be a nice night out :3

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        well if you've never seen standup live before it is always funnier in person

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most Podcasters aren’t funny (see pic)

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