>The next Benoit Blanc mystery, the follow-up to Knives Out and Glass Onion, is called Wake Up Dead Man.
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KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
sigh
can't tell if mia goth or sigourney weaver...
Knives Out - Kino
Glass Onion - Unwatchable
Thanks Elon, we already know your opinion on the matter.
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Classic
came here to post exactly this
updoot to you sir!
It's an order. They want the dead man to wake up. But he's dead so he can't wake up. Because he's dead.
Who is hurting more right now over whodunit obssesions, Rian Johnson fans or Kenneth Branagh fans?
I only watched Murder on the Orient Express and forgot all about it. I think there are like two other movies besides that one, but I'm pretty sure they all have black on white romances like Daisy and her buck boy assistant in the first one, so that's why I don't watch them. Benoit Blanc is superior, it's entertaining, it's engaging. The Branagh ones are kind of boring honestly.
They're bland but somehow comfy at the same time.
The Glass Onion movies are more interesting. The Branagh Christie movies are glossy and well produced, but quite boring and also Branagh's overacting and bad accent ruins the movies.
Knives out 1 was Anti-Trump Mexican Propaganda
Knives out 2 was Anti-Musk COVID Propaganda
Knives out 3 will be Anti-RFK JR Palestinian Propaganda
Glass Onion was written before Musk went culturally right wing
whatever you say rian
the last jedi sucks btw
it's not about him being right wing. It's about him being actually moronic. People view Musk as some sort of super smart guy but there's zero evidence for that. He doesn't invent the things he's selling in his companies. And when he's actually having some ideas of his own like hyperloop it turns out to be dumb in the exact same way as some of the inventions of Norton from the movie. The movie wasn't about Musk directly (there's clear reference to Jobs for example) but it's about those "geniuses". Musk is one of them so it feels like it's about him.His moronness is nailed so hard everyone thought about Musk watching the movie
the unnecessary COVID shit in Glass Onion dates the movie horribly. Filmmakers still haven't learned that no one ever wants to be reminded of or to see anything related to COVID or lockdowns or 2020 ever again
I wouldn't be surprised if the Netflix metrics for the movie showed that it got zero repeat watches after release
this. There should have been trigger warning
>movie references real life events
>people wear masks
>viewer discretion is advised
>COVID Propaganda
and by that you mean Covid existing in the movie lmao. It's not a plot point or even anything. There's a brief scene where they wear masks and it's resolved by magic spray
but they wore a mask A MASK im being genocided here
>Palestinian Propaganda
That would be so awful if he called out the israelites.
please take your meds
Just look for the straight white man on the poster and that's the bad guy
I always wanted to end a mystery series with the main detective dying and everyone he helped having to solve his murder but I feel like Rian will beat me to it and make the idea lame
I used to defend Rian until these movies
>bro gets dunked on Twitter by Cinemaphileners
>bro writes a troll kid in Knives Out as a straw man he can dunk on
>bro gets dunked on by podcasters that call him a homosexual
>bro writes a podcaster in Glass Onion as a straw man he can dunk on
what straw man is he going to do in part 3?
Agatha Christie beat you by like 50 years
Bautista was surprisingly funny in Glass Onion tbh thoughbeit
Yet another oh so subtle woke Hollywood misandric attempt:
Wake up Dead
Man
Btw here's a spoiler about the movie: the culprit will be a white man
even his new series pretty much starts with him making a jab at Twitter, what the frick is wrong with him lmao
if they dont use the u2 song, then this whole endeavor can go frick itself
I liked Looper but hated Last Jedi, I like murder mysteries but I hear rian cut and paste an old 60s movie for knives out, will I like them?
You'll like Knives Out
Knives Out was ok but Glass Onion was horrible
>a reddit mystery
are we still pretending that knives out was good?
>why aren't you taking my calls Rian?
Dont care, Knives Out 1 and 2 were kino, going to watch Knives Out 3, keep seething Chuddies
Benoit vs The Undertaker this is going to be kino the real mystery is which dead man the title is really about
Knives Out was entertaining but extremely cucked, self-hating garbage. I never watched Glass Onion.
Brannagh's haven't been great. Same political trash and Death on the Nile was boring. The Venice one was actually pretty solid.
>Knives Out was entertaining but extremely cucked, self-hating garbage.
imagine irl situation where you talk to someone and they say something like this
Imagine not noticing the overt worship of browns and painting white people as money hungry and deceptive.
>worship of browns
AAAAAH! NO ANA DE ARMAS PLEASE! DON'T FORCE ME TO WORSHIP YOU! AAAAAAAAAH! SAVE ME HITLER!
Yeah she's hot.
>browns are only hard working, saintly people who would never commit crimes
Okay, Rian
The other maid was a white female and she was hard working too. And the old dude who died was white and super rich but a good person. Is "people born into extreme wealth are jealous selfish buttholes" really "anti-white" to you? Or is it just anti-capitalist, and you've been so thoroughly mindraped by the capitalists into worshipping them even though you live on a low five digit salary from now until you die? I mean what kind of losers sees those rich pricks and self inserts as them and not as one of the other morally good characters in the movie?
>Imagine not noticing the overt worship of browns
imagine irl situation where you talk to someone and they say something like this
There are large groups of people who would agree with him and think you're a homosexual. Your mistake is thinking everyone everywhere is just like you.
cringe
can he just stop