ugh you know this guy is going to unprofessionally reference the original material just like he did on the witcher. Someone needs to teach this guy a lesson
You're a stupid homosexual. He specifically quit The Witcher because he hated how they were handling the writing. He's a huge nerd in real life and specifically a Warhammer 40k nerd. AND he is helping produce it so he'll have power to keep it on track.
Oh, I thought he was serious. In my defense, sarcasm is hard to convey through text. Also: that sounds like something some dipshit normalgay would actually say and probably has said.
no, you're just a fricking cretin, no person with an iq score above 80 would think that >ugh you know this guy is going to unprofessionally reference the original material
is an actual geniuine accusation. stick to your chink cartoons, imbecile
Calm down, Henry. It was a misunderstanding. Maybe make your sarcasm a bit more easy to pick up on.
4 months ago
Anonymous
such mastery
4 months ago
Anonymous
All this extra shit wagies have to do now fills me with dread. Not only are you a minimum wage drone you are also an exhibit for social media engagement.
4 months ago
Anonymous
In general, I agree with you, but that guy actually looks like he enjoys it. It's probably not mandatory to learn the be a popcorn flipper connoisseur at that job but he was probably just bored a few times and learned to flip it around. Probably just likes the praise and attention. But yeah, all the soul-crushing shit wagies have to do at some jobs are bullshit.
4 months ago
Anonymous
You don't have to do any of that shit lol, he just wanted to learn something fun. I mean you can still make the argument that his talents are wasted like with any wagie job but well, these job need to be done. At least until AI can do them too, then minimum wage jobs could actually become more worthy of a human's time by having the worst jobs automated
4 months ago
Anonymous
ai will automate the good jobs first
4 months ago
Anonymous
Commission artists are not good jobs. And no, makes no sense, easier jobs are easier to automate
4 months ago
Anonymous
no the jobs that are hardest to automate are physical jobs that require fine motor skills or service jobs that require social interaction, there's lots of good jobs that will get automated first, there's already ai lawyers, ai writers, ai medical diagnostics
4 months ago
Anonymous
>medical diagnostics
computers have been used to identify medical issues for years. And AI writing doesn't work in that way yet, they can only replicate something similar of what was already done, they can never truly innovate, because that requires creative thinking that AI cannot get from just analyzing and repeating previous human actions. The whole point of innovation is creative destruction, doing something completely new that didn't exist yet, AI relies on there being a template of something that already exists to function
4 months ago
Anonymous
>they can never truly innovate, because that requires creative thinking
homie have you not seen a movie made in the last 15 years?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah precisely, you're misunderstanding me. I'm saying that most of what is considered "art" is not actually art. It's not art to have a drawing commissioned following criteria, instructions and a specific style, even if it's your own. That is literally just assembly line work, not art. And that is why those will be replaced by AI, because they're not actually "artists", they are more like factory workers.
True art is the expression of one's innermost self.
Marvel movies obviously aren't art and I'm not saying that.
4 months ago
Anonymous
The first to go, that's already happening is useless middle management positions. The "make spreadsheets and fill out forms" people that bloat payroll
>no person with an iq score above 80 would think that >>ugh you know this guy is going to unprofessionally reference the original material >is an actual geniuine accusation
anon, i believe the creators and writers of the show were genuinely annoyed whenever Cavill wanted to respect the source material
>Is the lore for this setting written by a 12 years old?
For the first like 15-20 years, pretty much yeah. Alpharius also has a brother, called Omegon.
It's kind of how George Lucas started his story kinda tongue-in-cheek not really thinking too deeply about everything and then decades later the biggest mega autists come up with all this potential lore and explanations to fit around the story like what the layout of the millenium falcon or a star destroyer looks like, how storm troopers are trained, or how lightsabers work internally etc.
WH40K was just supposed to be warhammer in space, fighting orcs and demons with cool mechs. Later people added all these encyclopedias of intricacies to it to deepen the lore behind every rock in that universe, even when it was never meant to be this deep
>>ok, we need a name for a guy who is very angry all the time...Rageon? no...Furion! wait, that's taken....aha! I got it!
have you ever heard of fersus manus, whose name is latin for iron hands, well known for his iron hands and being the primarch of the iron hands legion? The iron hands themselves are known to remove their hands and replace them with mechanical iron hands in reference to the iron hands of the leader of the iron hands, "iron hands".
Last book I read, he fought Mortarion, died, and the Emperor revived him and told him to purge more. He's not under any illusion about his "father" liking him though.
>Rowboat revives >sees the current state of his father's imperium >sees humanity has devolved into zealous religious cultists >wants to die all over again
I remember the Horus Heresy book implying that the image of the emperor that would be adopted by the imperium is actually a gaunt, sinister caricature of what the emperor's face actually looked like pre-golden throne. I wonder how canon that still is?
Cavill obviously. He should play the Emperor, the primarchs and all of the marines except Jaghatai Khan who is inexplicably played by Rob Schneider, this is never remarked upon during the show.
They should have a Jan6 style insurrection where Horus and friends march around terra waving flags then going home. Big E has a stroke from all of the hubbub and is put on life support.
It's the Batman thing >We want a female Batman! >Catwoman is female Batman >NOOOOO she is catering to the male gaze, we need someone more like Batman! >Batgirl is introduced >GIRL?! What a condescending patriarchal term!! >BatWOMAN is made
What a total mess
What really pisses me off about batwoman is liberals cry that her gay marriage got canceled by editorial but it was actually a blanket ban on all marriage for DC characters
>I love how these c**ts have no idea the Sisters of Battle even exist
They don't fricking care.
They want female SPACE MARINES, because they are iconic male characters.
So they want them to be female too.
They also want the fans to be pissed about it, it's 100% political, they absolutely don't actually care and will never play W40K anyway.
Words are free, minis are rather expensive. You'll notice they haven't actually done shit about this. Even their "40k for kids" novels apparently pretty brutal.
Jealous of what? He's just another diva actor. In fact I'm more upset people can't see the marketing, that he's as much of a geek as Jennifer Lawrence is a freedom fighting next door girl. >Oh my GOD! He awkwardly holds a brush and took a picture with a PC! He's JUST LIKE ME
that's a perfectly fine way to hold a fine tip brush for detail work tho.
that you tried using that as proof that he's a poser just makes you look like the poser, and actually jealous ontop of that.
>11/10 chad >nerd chud at heart
the female and poofter brain tries to destroy what it cannot understand because if it can't undestand it it cannot control or maniupulate it.
>Once again, diversity is NOT a thing in 40k. It's humanity vs everyone else.
Yeah they don't like aliens but humanity in the imperium is extremely diverse.
Diverse in what sense? Races of our time? That is not really a thing in 40k, people often don't look like anything like people today.
(Also it's a british sci fi story that's why it reflects British demographics of the 80s more. And they shouldn't just ignore that and make it look like America today instead)
Space marines are all gene-spliced meta humans, so they should look like their primarch rather than a london bus stop
Everyone else can be diverse i suppose
>Space marines are all gene-spliced meta humans, so they should look like their primarch rather than a london bus stop
Not exactly. Space Marines are regular ass humans who undergo modifications and surgeries to become Space Marines. For convenience's sake their Primarch's gene seed then has an effect on them, but sometimes it's their environments and culture that impact them more. Like how all Salamanders are obsidian black with glowing red eyes because of the planet they're recruited from, for example.
So in what way will the Emperor be saved from certain death, guided to his ultimate goal, humiliated, and easily outclassed/beaten up in a 1v1 by some black chick in this?
turdies are infesting social media harder than bots. look at any ai slop comment section and the people who are acting if its real are brazillians and indians
It's debatable whether the emperor was larger than the primarchs. The way the book describes Horus it sounded like he would be the same height as the Emperor. The Primarchs are incomplete clones of the emperor and the astartes are mankind's attempt at turning a regular human into something that vaguely resembles a primarch. Of course, the introduction of Primaris throws everything out of whack because in-game they are as big as the lore says an Astartes is (which in the tabletop are just bulky human sized), and then in the lore they are said to be taller than Astartes. GW is going to eventually just phase out the old Astartes models completely, and once everything is Primaris sized they will stop making any distinction between Primaris and regular Astartes. It was all a long plan to move the Space Marine line to being lore-scale.
>It was all a long plan to move the Space Marine line to being lore-scale
they could have done that without fricking up the lore by adding primaris marines
It's GW, they can never do the most expedient and sense-making thing. Just look at how they've handled Fantasy Battle. They could have released 9E to ride the hype for Total Warhammer, but instead they released a brand new tabletop game using the same models and completely different rules and lore, and now that that hasn't taken off they're making yet another game that's basically 9E but they're not officially calling it 9E.
Imagine the giant log of shit that comes out a Primarch. No, not even the advanced cistern system on even a Gloriana-class Battleship could possibly accommodate such a mass. The Primarchs would have had to use dedicated chamber pots which were emptied by trusted attendants by hand. And Servators could not possibly be trusted with such a holy task. Two people (hopefully wearing gloves) had to lift that hunk of dooky out of the pot by hand and carry it to the airlock to be jettisoned into space. Or maybe loaded into a torpedo tube to be fired at the next Xenos vessel they engaged. This had to have happened yet nobody has yet wrote any stories of being a Primarch's turd caddy. Unbelievable.
Someone spent ten thousand years figuring out how to improve on space marines and then did it. This normally doesn't happen because inventing stuff is illegal.
They're a lame cash grab that's literally the only reason they exist.
Someone spent ten thousand years figuring out how to improve on space marines and then did it. This normally doesn't happen because inventing stuff is illegal.
That part could maybe be made believable with a good writer but creating and equipping millions of super secret malibu stacy marines with new hats without anybody knowing is moronic writing on the same level as palpatines secret armada of star destroyers.
People would mind Primaris marines a lot less if it wasn't just a blatant cash grab. As in, new minis that didn't receive equivalents for existing marines AND cannot even be used with them.
I think Dark Angels, Salamanders and the Ultramarines were on-route to lift the Siege of Terra. The Night Haunter and his merry band fricked with them for a time but Horus knew they were going to break through soon so he did the void shield gamble to bait the Emperor.
Siege of Terra was basically one huge gamble that relied on three massive Legions staying away long enough. Ultramarines, Space Wolves and Dark Angels respectively. Lion straight up realized his Angels would not make it so he helped Ultramarines get there faster and then proceeded to blast traitor's homeworlds. It tends to be overlooked what a major decision it was as, after Horus got dusted, all traitors had no choice but to run to the Eye of Terrror.
How is 40Ks Tywin Lannister ripoff doing these days? Last I heard he was doing shrooms in some warp-forest and found Emps shield from literally fricking nowhere.
>Kinda shame he got the autist reputation.
thats largely because people don't really get lion. he was a feral child on a death world. primarch or not you're never normal after such childhood.
The show isn't designed by AI though? What the frick are you talking about? You realize this is just a picture posted by that one twitter user who didn't make the show, right?
the people who work there desperately want to be cause they think it would reach a wider audience (it won't) majority of its paying fanbase are preventing it for the time being. they have managed to slip some shit in Erda but it's pretty hard to turn the 40k setting woke without a complete rewrite of all the lore
don't be disheartened, the Warhammer fanbase has pushed back against this stuff harder than any other fanbase has and the woke gays still can't get their way yet, compare it to comics or magic the gathering which have been entirely swallowed up by the woke agenda. female space marines will never happen
sisters don't matter, the woke gays don't care about them, their mission is to get female space marines but it will never happen
4 months ago
Anonymous
With the black jesus bullshit I'm suprised a feminist hasn't started the belief yet that Jesus was actually a woman and that the patriarchy kept this a secret for millenia
1. that's clearly aislop
2. the term wowshit gets thrown around a lot in the context of warhammer but that's literally just world of warcraft armour which looks nothing like Gorillaman's heresy or 40k models apart from being blue.
Pretty basic but understandable. It's not like one has to be into the biggest edgelords there are, and while perhaps a bit too idealistically written they are some of the more reasonable aspects of the imperium
Fake image, bullshit account.
Hope Cavill makes something before 7th edition lore tho.
Shit was much more interesting when you didn’t know what was real and what was legends, if the Emperor even existed, or if it was just a story to keep the imperium in check.
I don't know anything about Warhammer, and that's clearly a shooped pic in the OP, but I'll watch the show for Cavill. I hope he really does have creative control like the rumors say.
Yeah, after buying into the hype of RoP a bit I can't bring myself to look forward to an amazon show. I'm convinced it will suck regardless of how well the intentions of cavill are to make a worthy show
>guy who has nails in his brain that make him rage all the time
let's call him angron >guy who becomes a demonavatar of death
named mortarion >lion 'el johnson
come the frick on
And you guys thought tolkien with his sauronman shit was bad.
Any word on how they're going to play this? A lot of people say it should have NO space marines and no big E. They're talked about a lot, but never seen. Maybe just a glimpse every now and then.
Oh is it? How are you supposed to make a show about astartes without hundreds of gorillions of dollarydoos? The whole thing would be cgi or the costumes would look too silly.
I was under the impression but now I'm not sure, could have sworn I saw some israelitetuber talking about it being about that.
But it's dumb anyway, terrible starting point for new audiences and imo people/fans are more invested in 40k as opposed to 30k.
40k definitely has a better hook.
In the far future, only war yadda yadda. The Imperium of Man loses over 1 million soldiers every day to hold back the tides of Xenos and the only things stopping your soul from being devoured by demons at any second is the God Emperor of Mankind upon the golden throne on Holy Terra. The emperor protects.
>look up warhammer cos it seems interersting >£30 for a plastic figure >£6 for a small pot of 1 colour paint >£6 for some artificial grass >£28 for some brushes
Whenever I've walked past a GW its full of smelly neets. How are they affording this israeli price structure?
3d printing largely caught on because people got tired of gw israeli prices. there are alternatives for everything else you've listed. what really matters is the following: official models only matter to people who play in official tournaments.
because they all have well paying tech jobs, games workshop prices are moronic and unjustifiable, how do they expect new people to take up the hobby especially kids and teens if the price to entry is so fricking high
>how do they expect new people to take up the hobby especially kids and teens if the price to entry is so fricking high
Same way they've always done it, have the kid's parents pay for everything. That's genuinely how GW makes money. The parents don't really care if the stuff is overpriced because they're just buying a gift for their kids.
Warhammer 40k players are gay as shit. Not only do they play with dolls with other sweaty fat men, they also read lore about them. They do cringey shit like saying "le heresy" "for le emperor" and apparently they think its cool to bow down to some skeleton on a wheelchair.
ugh you know this guy is going to unprofessionally reference the original material just like he did on the witcher. Someone needs to teach this guy a lesson
You're a stupid homosexual. He specifically quit The Witcher because he hated how they were handling the writing. He's a huge nerd in real life and specifically a Warhammer 40k nerd. AND he is helping produce it so he'll have power to keep it on track.
Anon the "ugh" should've tipped you off to the sarcasm, stop eating glue.
Oh, I thought he was serious. In my defense, sarcasm is hard to convey through text. Also: that sounds like something some dipshit normalgay would actually say and probably has said.
no, you're just a fricking cretin, no person with an iq score above 80 would think that
>ugh you know this guy is going to unprofessionally reference the original material
is an actual geniuine accusation. stick to your chink cartoons, imbecile
Calm down, Henry. It was a misunderstanding. Maybe make your sarcasm a bit more easy to pick up on.
such mastery
All this extra shit wagies have to do now fills me with dread. Not only are you a minimum wage drone you are also an exhibit for social media engagement.
In general, I agree with you, but that guy actually looks like he enjoys it. It's probably not mandatory to learn the be a popcorn flipper connoisseur at that job but he was probably just bored a few times and learned to flip it around. Probably just likes the praise and attention. But yeah, all the soul-crushing shit wagies have to do at some jobs are bullshit.
You don't have to do any of that shit lol, he just wanted to learn something fun. I mean you can still make the argument that his talents are wasted like with any wagie job but well, these job need to be done. At least until AI can do them too, then minimum wage jobs could actually become more worthy of a human's time by having the worst jobs automated
ai will automate the good jobs first
Commission artists are not good jobs. And no, makes no sense, easier jobs are easier to automate
no the jobs that are hardest to automate are physical jobs that require fine motor skills or service jobs that require social interaction, there's lots of good jobs that will get automated first, there's already ai lawyers, ai writers, ai medical diagnostics
>medical diagnostics
computers have been used to identify medical issues for years. And AI writing doesn't work in that way yet, they can only replicate something similar of what was already done, they can never truly innovate, because that requires creative thinking that AI cannot get from just analyzing and repeating previous human actions. The whole point of innovation is creative destruction, doing something completely new that didn't exist yet, AI relies on there being a template of something that already exists to function
>they can never truly innovate, because that requires creative thinking
homie have you not seen a movie made in the last 15 years?
Yeah precisely, you're misunderstanding me. I'm saying that most of what is considered "art" is not actually art. It's not art to have a drawing commissioned following criteria, instructions and a specific style, even if it's your own. That is literally just assembly line work, not art. And that is why those will be replaced by AI, because they're not actually "artists", they are more like factory workers.
True art is the expression of one's innermost self.
Marvel movies obviously aren't art and I'm not saying that.
The first to go, that's already happening is useless middle management positions. The "make spreadsheets and fill out forms" people that bloat payroll
>no person with an iq score above 80 would think that
>>ugh you know this guy is going to unprofessionally reference the original material
>is an actual geniuine accusation
anon, i believe the creators and writers of the show were genuinely annoyed whenever Cavill wanted to respect the source material
>sarcasm is hard to convey through text
yeah for morons on the spectrum
fricking newbies, just frick off
WHOOSH
AI slop begone. Is Cavill gonna be executive producer on this shit? Witcher fell apart because he was just an actor with no say.
hopefully because he's a completely shit actor
Accounts are really just posting AIshart now?
Lol this homies name Girlyman
Robot Girlyman
>Robooty Girlyman
really, R.A. Salvatore?
Reboot Settingmon
40k gays explain current lore. Is Rowboat Girlyman being a true heir to the Emperor's will, or just leading the Smurfs around and that's about it?
he's leading the entire imperium right now so the former
The true heir is obviously Alpharius
Alpharius? Really? Is the lore for this setting written by a 12 years old?
>ok, we need a name for a guy who is very angry all the time...Rageon? no...Furion! wait, that's taken....aha! I got it!
>Is the lore for this setting written by a 12 years old?
Whole lore is like that.
thats the joke numbnuts
His name is a reference to The Alps and Hari Kunzro
>Is the lore for this setting written by a 12 years old?
For the first like 15-20 years, pretty much yeah. Alpharius also has a brother, called Omegon.
It's kind of how George Lucas started his story kinda tongue-in-cheek not really thinking too deeply about everything and then decades later the biggest mega autists come up with all this potential lore and explanations to fit around the story like what the layout of the millenium falcon or a star destroyer looks like, how storm troopers are trained, or how lightsabers work internally etc.
WH40K was just supposed to be warhammer in space, fighting orcs and demons with cool mechs. Later people added all these encyclopedias of intricacies to it to deepen the lore behind every rock in that universe, even when it was never meant to be this deep
>>ok, we need a name for a guy who is very angry all the time...Rageon? no...Furion! wait, that's taken....aha! I got it!
have you ever heard of fersus manus, whose name is latin for iron hands, well known for his iron hands and being the primarch of the iron hands legion? The iron hands themselves are known to remove their hands and replace them with mechanical iron hands in reference to the iron hands of the leader of the iron hands, "iron hands".
You have to understand Legions came first with brief snippets on their backstory. Hell, Primarchs were just generals back in the day.
With 40k the further back into the literature you go the better it gets.
Even until you reach those juicy early White Dwarf issues.
stfu Betarius
Savage burn, Anonimus Bruticus
They named him like that because he was a fricking gladiator, cretin. It's literally his wrestling name.
Last book I read, he fought Mortarion, died, and the Emperor revived him and told him to purge more. He's not under any illusion about his "father" liking him though.
Latest lore is Rowboat realising that he is adopting his father's emotional distance and embracing Imperial Creed as a coping mechanism.
Current lore is utter shit, the grimdark and ambiguity has been replaced by "it’s true, all of it" and fricking marvel tier primarch bullshit
>Rowboat revives
>sees the current state of his father's imperium
>sees humanity has devolved into zealous religious cultists
>wants to die all over again
>June 4, 2024
but who will play Horus "Heresy" Lupercal?
Bruce Willis
mark strong
Choo choo motherfricka
>be perfect genetically engineered supergod
>go bald
>a sell soul space satans to get your hair back
>ruin the galaxy forever
baldcel cope has never been so dangerous
>when the Emperor said "I don't know" having been asked what's next
because loss of the webway project was essentially unrecoverable from
You think in those moments he remembers Uriah's warnings? That he will lead mankind into disaster just as every other despot?
I remember the Horus Heresy book implying that the image of the emperor that would be adopted by the imperium is actually a gaunt, sinister caricature of what the emperor's face actually looked like pre-golden throne. I wonder how canon that still is?
he probably doesn't. no way he will ever admit he was wrong
vin diesel obviously
>that's because you're grannyemping and not chaosclutching like you should
Cavill obviously. He should play the Emperor, the primarchs and all of the marines except Jaghatai Khan who is inexplicably played by Rob Schneider, this is never remarked upon during the show.
You laugh, but the primary are all gene-bespoke clones of the emperor so it would be consistent.
That's exactly why I said it.
kino
Abaddon, they are doing 40k, he will be played by Steve-O, ofc.
Hi my name is Horus, and this is the Horus Heresy
*Jackass theme, virus bombs explode over Isstvan*
JK Simmons, ofc
They should have a Jan6 style insurrection where Horus and friends march around terra waving flags then going home. Big E has a stroke from all of the hubbub and is put on life support.
Mads could do it. He pulled off the skinhead look in Pusher really well
They need someone who can move at "THE SPEED OF DARKNESS!", so Idris Elba
>Jun 4, 2024
did we fricking time travel
>Warhammer
>In the current year
lol, lmao
>warhammer is not for literal nazis
chuds seethe at this
you morons really do think in black and white
idgaf about whatever youre sneeding about but they did royally frick the setting by deciding to bring back all the primarchs for no reason
>You will not be missed.
Considering they had to shit out Primaris in order to not go bankrupt, I highly doubt this.
not so fast, sister
I love how these c**ts have no idea the Sisters of Battle even exist.
They don't care. The entire thing is just another elaborate excuse to justify bullying by dressing it up like moral grandstanding.
It's the Batman thing
>We want a female Batman!
>Catwoman is female Batman
>NOOOOO she is catering to the male gaze, we need someone more like Batman!
>Batgirl is introduced
>GIRL?! What a condescending patriarchal term!!
>BatWOMAN is made
What a total mess
What really pisses me off about batwoman is liberals cry that her gay marriage got canceled by editorial but it was actually a blanket ban on all marriage for DC characters
It's almost as if they don't really want powerful yet humane women characters at all.
>I love how these c**ts have no idea the Sisters of Battle even exist
They don't fricking care.
They want female SPACE MARINES, because they are iconic male characters.
So they want them to be female too.
They also want the fans to be pissed about it, it's 100% political, they absolutely don't actually care and will never play W40K anyway.
Oh no someone on twitter wants something.
Lurkmoar
Stopbeingsuchahystericalwoman
It's a fake tweet. Read the thread before showing off your phone posting skills.
Ok someone on discord wants something.
cancerous. you already have sisters of battle and eldar shut the frick up.everyone knows you dont actually care.
nah the Warhammer fandom is basically the only fandom that has successfully pushed back against woke incursion
Not after horus heresy or so.
>This is an all-inclusive community! If you have anything against this, you will be EXCLUDED!
Ah, yes.
in fairness they havent gone completely woke yet, all of the most powerful gary stus are all men
Words are free, minis are rather expensive. You'll notice they haven't actually done shit about this. Even their "40k for kids" novels apparently pretty brutal.
>Warhammet is for everyone! Except the people who disagree with us
Based
>40k
Has Henry Cavil indicated that he has succumbed to the woke virus?
He doesn't have a political views section on wikipedia, so I'm leaning towards no.
That means he's secretly based, but doesn't want to be blacklisted for having an opinion, many such cases.
What does this cat have to do with anything?
Henry Cavill owns a cat which is a very womanly/homosexual characteristic
Cats are the cornerstone of the internet moron
Look into his eyes and ask me that again.
it is Caturday for God's sake.
>henry chudvill
Will be woke slop cancelled after 1 season.
That’s not Henry, just some AI slop
wow, good eye, guys
I am fricking sick of this guy. He was a shit miscast Geralt, and I hope his 40k show crashes and burns.
his Geralt was massively handicapped by the limitations imposed on him by the producers
don't get too jealous
Jealous of what? He's just another diva actor. In fact I'm more upset people can't see the marketing, that he's as much of a geek as Jennifer Lawrence is a freedom fighting next door girl.
>Oh my GOD! He awkwardly holds a brush and took a picture with a PC! He's JUST LIKE ME
>he's not an obese adult virgin like myself therefore he cannot be into nerdy hobbies!
>obese adult virgin
...h-he knows everything about me
>obese adult virgin
wizardbros... our response????
hold on... let me find my robe...
and my wizard hat!
that's a perfectly fine way to hold a fine tip brush for detail work tho.
that you tried using that as proof that he's a poser just makes you look like the poser, and actually jealous ontop of that.
>custodeschad
I kneel
He's one of the few with the salary to afford them.
marketing or not ,at least its accurate and not being portrayed negatively, which is a lot considering how obnoxiously onions, half the GW fans are.
I hold brushes all kinds of stupid ways doing double edge highlighting
>11/10 chad
>nerd chud at heart
the female and poofter brain tries to destroy what it cannot understand because if it can't undestand it it cannot control or maniupulate it.
I am sick of the Cavill wiener sucking too but I also don't hate him in return for it. And that was the fault of the producers of that show
ywnbaw
He's a shit actor who's sin a load of shit and I'm sick and tired of mouthbreathing reditors fawning over him.
how does a franchise about little toys you paint have so much plot?
Gotta give people a reason to buy them
lore autism before it was fashionable
posting the ONLY 40k kino to date
what about the helsreach movie
That is an AI generated image
I thought he was playing Valdor?
>kino
>amazon prime
>mandatory diversity quotas
>kino
Neither Cavil nor Games Workshop could save it, even if they wanted to.
which character in the 40k universe will be the most despoiled by an inaccurate casting?
Sassy black woman Malcador
>there might be people of different color in my baby fantasy series its fricking ROOOOOOINED
henry cavill would work better as an inquisitor
chuddie do be kinda right doe
You can leave at any time
Once again, diversity is NOT a thing in 40k. It's humanity vs everyone else.
>Once again, diversity is NOT a thing in 40k. It's humanity vs everyone else.
Yeah they don't like aliens but humanity in the imperium is extremely diverse.
Diverse in what sense? Races of our time? That is not really a thing in 40k, people often don't look like anything like people today.
(Also it's a british sci fi story that's why it reflects British demographics of the 80s more. And they shouldn't just ignore that and make it look like America today instead)
>Diverse in what sense?
Just about every sense you can imagine other than religious.
So youre saying they should update it with more arabs?
That's not how Britain in the 80s was like
if they're humans from the Tallarn system, sure.
Space marines are all gene-spliced meta humans, so they should look like their primarch rather than a london bus stop
Everyone else can be diverse i suppose
>Space marines are all gene-spliced meta humans, so they should look like their primarch rather than a london bus stop
Not exactly. Space Marines are regular ass humans who undergo modifications and surgeries to become Space Marines. For convenience's sake their Primarch's gene seed then has an effect on them, but sometimes it's their environments and culture that impact them more. Like how all Salamanders are obsidian black with glowing red eyes because of the planet they're recruited from, for example.
Salamanders are physically black because of their planet, they aren't black as in "Africans from Earth"
What books would you hope Cavill adapted?
Boltgun
just do gaunts ghosts. its both easily adaptable and written strongly enough as to actually be able to make a screenplay off of it
Bloodlines
anything dan abnett
the inquisitor ones would make a cool series
this, the show would work best centred around the inquisition
Devestation of Baal
So in what way will the Emperor be saved from certain death, guided to his ultimate goal, humiliated, and easily outclassed/beaten up in a 1v1 by some black chick in this?
Did anyone watched Pariah Nexus?
looks cheap and plastic
People really fall into AI slop this easy? We're doomed.
turdies are infesting social media harder than bots. look at any ai slop comment section and the people who are acting if its real are brazillians and indians
That's what happens when regions get internet access that skipped over telephone lines
how are they going to pronounce roboute guilliman's name?
Robert Guile-man
Roberts a Guile main? sweet
Gillyman probably right? I don't think they'll go with the french "gooyeeman"
>gooyeeman
I’m french and that’s not how we’d pronounce it at all
It’d be more like
Güllll - ee - man
I thought y'all pronounced it more like
>RIBBIT!
ro-boot
Haw haw we we
I know, I just couldn't get it closer for english speakers, it's not like they know what ü is
Surely it would be similar to Guillaume, the french version of william.
Then it would be gg (as in Black person) - ee - lee- man
>produced by Amazon
slop alert
I think he's not really good casting for Rowboat. Dorn, maybe.
isnt this clearly AI
Yes. No 40k iconography, weird material choices, and if it was lore accurate he'd have proportions like this.
nice
>Unfathomable proportions
Isn't Robert Girlyman thrice the size of a space marine
Because it's not gonna look pleasant on screen
pretty sure primarchs are only a couple feet taller
The books describe the primarchs as being to an Astartes what an Astartes is to a man.
astartes are only like 8 feet tall
And a primarch is 10 feet tall. That is a pretty significant jump.
right but it's not "thrice the size"
When you go by volume maybe.
They're big guys
Imagine the meals
It's debatable whether the emperor was larger than the primarchs. The way the book describes Horus it sounded like he would be the same height as the Emperor. The Primarchs are incomplete clones of the emperor and the astartes are mankind's attempt at turning a regular human into something that vaguely resembles a primarch. Of course, the introduction of Primaris throws everything out of whack because in-game they are as big as the lore says an Astartes is (which in the tabletop are just bulky human sized), and then in the lore they are said to be taller than Astartes. GW is going to eventually just phase out the old Astartes models completely, and once everything is Primaris sized they will stop making any distinction between Primaris and regular Astartes. It was all a long plan to move the Space Marine line to being lore-scale.
>It was all a long plan to move the Space Marine line to being lore-scale
they could have done that without fricking up the lore by adding primaris marines
It's GW, they can never do the most expedient and sense-making thing. Just look at how they've handled Fantasy Battle. They could have released 9E to ride the hype for Total Warhammer, but instead they released a brand new tabletop game using the same models and completely different rules and lore, and now that that hasn't taken off they're making yet another game that's basically 9E but they're not officially calling it 9E.
Emperor is a manlet who uses his psychic powers as lifts
That's what some people want to believe, this isn't confirmed. Also he fights Horus one on one physically
this is how women see men between 6'2 and 5'8
fixed it
me on the far right
how did this guy go through all of human history without being noticed?
normally he wears sunglasses
baggy clothes
He's a regular-sized dude who uses his psychic power to either appear big or become big, it's never been terribly consistent.
Hiding in a cave
he was crouching the entire time
He was actually further away
its been described many times he can magic himself into a different form
>without being noticed?
He was both Alexander and Jesus, he was noticed several times before falling into the background.
>He was both Alexander and Jesus
No, no he wasn't. It's suggested he was one of the Apostles, not Jesus.
He can manipulate his height and form, just like what Magnus able to do
Imagine the giant log of shit that comes out a Primarch. No, not even the advanced cistern system on even a Gloriana-class Battleship could possibly accommodate such a mass. The Primarchs would have had to use dedicated chamber pots which were emptied by trusted attendants by hand. And Servators could not possibly be trusted with such a holy task. Two people (hopefully wearing gloves) had to lift that hunk of dooky out of the pot by hand and carry it to the airlock to be jettisoned into space. Or maybe loaded into a torpedo tube to be fired at the next Xenos vessel they engaged. This had to have happened yet nobody has yet wrote any stories of being a Primarch's turd caddy. Unbelievable.
How many calories a day would Emps need jesus fricking christ.
So what's the lore behind Primaris marines anyway. They went out of their way to exterminate the thunder warriors. Why basically recreate them?
Someone spent ten thousand years figuring out how to improve on space marines and then did it. This normally doesn't happen because inventing stuff is illegal.
I hate primaris so fricking much, it's so fricking stupid
They're a lame cash grab that's literally the only reason they exist.
That part could maybe be made believable with a good writer but creating and equipping millions of super secret malibu stacy marines with new hats without anybody knowing is moronic writing on the same level as palpatines secret armada of star destroyers.
People would mind Primaris marines a lot less if it wasn't just a blatant cash grab. As in, new minis that didn't receive equivalents for existing marines AND cannot even be used with them.
Who is your favorite primarch and why?
For me, its Konrad Kurze. Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor.
Did he do ANYTHING during the Horus Heresy?
tortured vulkan to a point he lost his mind
fricked around with the lion and guilliman
I think Dark Angels, Salamanders and the Ultramarines were on-route to lift the Siege of Terra. The Night Haunter and his merry band fricked with them for a time but Horus knew they were going to break through soon so he did the void shield gamble to bait the Emperor.
Siege of Terra was basically one huge gamble that relied on three massive Legions staying away long enough. Ultramarines, Space Wolves and Dark Angels respectively. Lion straight up realized his Angels would not make it so he helped Ultramarines get there faster and then proceeded to blast traitor's homeworlds. It tends to be overlooked what a major decision it was as, after Horus got dusted, all traitors had no choice but to run to the Eye of Terrror.
How is 40Ks Tywin Lannister ripoff doing these days? Last I heard he was doing shrooms in some warp-forest and found Emps shield from literally fricking nowhere.
more chill, apparently. and feeling every bit 10k years older.
Didn't his sword is still borrowed by cypher?
Lion is the SHIT. Kinda shame he got the autist reputation.
>Kinda shame he got the autist reputation.
thats largely because people don't really get lion. he was a feral child on a death world. primarch or not you're never normal after such childhood.
Primarchs are gay and reddit capeshit
Sly Marbo laughs at your assertion.
Name a single black person in WH lore before 2005
Name the current year.
Warhammer 40k is garbage ton of LOOOOOREE for moronic manchildren.
>the emperor? hell naw, that homie reminds me of that old terran leader with the weird hair. i aint having that shit
yes yes well done GW well done GW
However!
EXCLUSIVE Concept art of Henry Cavil as Emperor of Mankind in the new series! EXCLUSIVE
GET DOWN! I SAW HIM BROWSING /TG/!
IT'S SOME KIND OF TERRORIST WEBSITE ON THE DARK NET!
hey 40k nerds isn't their a all woman faction be prepared for them to take over and be ugly
Popular painters are already mocking such pushes into the hobby.
shit colored hands typed this post on an aliexpress keyboard
Corsair K60 actually
they don't care about that all woman faction, they are obsessed with trying to get female space marines added to the game
Who are the israelites of the 40K universe?
Eldar, they still think they're chosen people
>AI design
Aaaaand droppped
Imagine dropping a show that doesn't even exist yet because some rando on twitter posted AI slop about it
Imagine watching a show designed by AI because some rando fricktard guffed you about it on an American Shitposting Website.
>a show designed by AI
schizo hours
>Have a ticket for the 9PM show of Henry Cavill's Warhammer 40,000, please.
The show isn't designed by AI though? What the frick are you talking about? You realize this is just a picture posted by that one twitter user who didn't make the show, right?
Why are you typing at me like some sort of onions latte sipping cooze? Of course I didn't realize it and this Anon here:
has informed me of my mistake without being a nincompoop. Thank you.
I have fabricated this tweet to get a w40k thread going. It doesn't exist.
Why didn't anyone figure out how to get skirmishes going for Dawn of War II offline so we could keep playing? Someone has to know how to make it.
bump
>Primarchs are gay and reddit capeshit
>can’t even quote on Cinemaphile
Smartest ogryn
>dad said it's my turn to be primaris
So which one are they bringing back next?
Vulcan for me
AI slop fricked up and just made him look like Anduin.
he's literally me
SO is GW pozzed or not?
the people who work there desperately want to be cause they think it would reach a wider audience (it won't) majority of its paying fanbase are preventing it for the time being. they have managed to slip some shit in Erda but it's pretty hard to turn the 40k setting woke without a complete rewrite of all the lore
damn! that is really disheartening, can anybody else confirm this?
don't be disheartened, the Warhammer fanbase has pushed back against this stuff harder than any other fanbase has and the woke gays still can't get their way yet, compare it to comics or magic the gathering which have been entirely swallowed up by the woke agenda. female space marines will never happen
>female space marines will never happen
Yeah but the Sisters are clearly equal so...
sisters don't matter, the woke gays don't care about them, their mission is to get female space marines but it will never happen
With the black jesus bullshit I'm suprised a feminist hasn't started the belief yet that Jesus was actually a woman and that the patriarchy kept this a secret for millenia
female ogryn psyker bad ass
>magic the gathering
huh? It has?
big time, one of the latest things they did was release a line of lord of the rings cards and they made Aragon and a bunch of other characters black
the one time I liked Erebus is when he told her how fricking stupid and hypocritical she was and then killed her for good. Based.
1. that's clearly aislop
2. the term wowshit gets thrown around a lot in the context of warhammer but that's literally just world of warcraft armour which looks nothing like Gorillaman's heresy or 40k models apart from being blue.
reminder Cavill's favourite Space Marine chapter is the Salamanders
cute
Pretty basic but understandable. It's not like one has to be into the biggest edgelords there are, and while perhaps a bit too idealistically written they are some of the more reasonable aspects of the imperium
Fake image, bullshit account.
Hope Cavill makes something before 7th edition lore tho.
Shit was much more interesting when you didn’t know what was real and what was legends, if the Emperor even existed, or if it was just a story to keep the imperium in check.
>June 4, 2024
Great, the loop worked just fine.
I don't know anything about Warhammer, and that's clearly a shooped pic in the OP, but I'll watch the show for Cavill. I hope he really does have creative control like the rumors say.
What Primarch would most likely be on the "list"
(the epstain list)
Keep hyping yourself up. I will love it even more when this future garbage comes out.
Yeah, after buying into the hype of RoP a bit I can't bring myself to look forward to an amazon show. I'm convinced it will suck regardless of how well the intentions of cavill are to make a worthy show
The emperor protects
The role that melissa mccarthy was born to play.
>guy who has nails in his brain that make him rage all the time
let's call him angron
>guy who becomes a demonavatar of death
named mortarion
>lion 'el johnson
come the frick on
And you guys thought tolkien with his sauronman shit was bad.
Any word on how they're going to play this? A lot of people say it should have NO space marines and no big E. They're talked about a lot, but never seen. Maybe just a glimpse every now and then.
Isnt it supposed to be about the horus heresy?
How you gonna do that without spessmuhrines?
Oh is it? How are you supposed to make a show about astartes without hundreds of gorillions of dollarydoos? The whole thing would be cgi or the costumes would look too silly.
I was under the impression but now I'm not sure, could have sworn I saw some israelitetuber talking about it being about that.
But it's dumb anyway, terrible starting point for new audiences and imo people/fans are more invested in 40k as opposed to 30k.
40k definitely has a better hook.
In the far future, only war yadda yadda. The Imperium of Man loses over 1 million soldiers every day to hold back the tides of Xenos and the only things stopping your soul from being devoured by demons at any second is the God Emperor of Mankind upon the golden throne on Holy Terra. The emperor protects.
You could make Horus Heres only in full CGI.
>A lot of people say it should have NO space marines
frick that I want see Space Marines and the Imperial Guard fighting side by side.
Yeah? like you wanted to see the nilfgaard army battles?
Definitely shouldn't be a pivotal le main character story like this homosexual is going for
>look up warhammer cos it seems interersting
>£30 for a plastic figure
>£6 for a small pot of 1 colour paint
>£6 for some artificial grass
>£28 for some brushes
Whenever I've walked past a GW its full of smelly neets. How are they affording this israeli price structure?
The biggest customer is middle aged women.
3d printing largely caught on because people got tired of gw israeli prices. there are alternatives for everything else you've listed. what really matters is the following: official models only matter to people who play in official tournaments.
because they all have well paying tech jobs, games workshop prices are moronic and unjustifiable, how do they expect new people to take up the hobby especially kids and teens if the price to entry is so fricking high
Yeah its moronic.
I was looking at buying some adepta sororitas figures used on marketplace but you never know if a coomer has hotglued them or not
>how do they expect new people to take up the hobby especially kids and teens if the price to entry is so fricking high
Same way they've always done it, have the kid's parents pay for everything. That's genuinely how GW makes money. The parents don't really care if the stuff is overpriced because they're just buying a gift for their kids.
Parents spend way more money on their kids than they used to.
Those disgusting moncler puff jackets they all wear cost like 2k moneys.
>dat feel when people think they're hot shit for painting some toy soldiers
Dioramas are absolute peak of tabletop painting and sculpting.
wargamers just wanna get their minis ready for gaming, anon. maybe some terrain if they're really into it.
>Pauldrons scaled to his tiny hands
I still have no idea what this series is about
probably never will, seems like the kind of stuff reddit likes
nah reddit finds it problematic cause space Nazis are the good guys
Warhammer 40k players are gay as shit. Not only do they play with dolls with other sweaty fat men, they also read lore about them. They do cringey shit like saying "le heresy" "for le emperor" and apparently they think its cool to bow down to some skeleton on a wheelchair.
frick off abbadon
Jokes on you the emprah knew you would make this post and it's all part of his grand scheme that will come to fruition in 400k.
damn this looks exactly like warcraft armor
what came first?
warhammer -> warcraft
warhammer 40k -> starcraft
I love how ai nails his hairline every time
Penis thumb on the left
ngl I'm pretty gay for girlyman
but henry would probably look silly with blond hair