kino or millennial slop?

kino or millennial slop?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got dragged along to watch this with HS friends that were obsessed with Smith and I remember it being shockingly bad, to the point that even they had no arguments to defend it.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a little too much screen time for Jay and Bob but it was ok

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite comedies when I was a tween along with Dude Where's My Car. Still gets quoted within my boomer friend circle. It's definitely Kevin Smith's last watchable film.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that part when the girls let them out the van gets cringe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the what

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Smith was always CRINGE. He's the Hideo Kojima of film.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i get it now, my wife and i are 15 years strong and our sexual compatibility is off the charts...
      but i keep it to myself, not post it publically with my name attached

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terrifying

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if kevin smith had stopped her or even clerks 2 he would of had a respectable run. This was a good send off to a series of movies that lost all relevance at the end of the 90s. Shame he became a homosexual and just kept milking it.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY LADY YOU EVER HAVE YOUR butthole LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure that was clerks 2

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

        So many good lines, “if we dont protect them, whooo will”

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why were they in dogma?why was this film even approved. What did Jay & Bob have that others did not? Wayne's world/Bill&Ted knock/ripoffs

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute fricking kino.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Banky
    >No it is Fricky

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven’t watched it since high school. I am sure my taste in comedy has changed. Probably wouldn’t laugh as much. I am my dad now.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call me Darth balls

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'll take a shot in the mouth if it gets me from point A to B."

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its kind of both

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The sign! On the back of the car! Said Critters of Hollywood you dumb frick!

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie poop shoot dot com
    Smith unironically predicted Cinemaphile

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Biggs did you even read the script?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biggs would not last a second on Dawson's Creek.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        GO TO HELL PACEY

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >millennial
    I hadn't realized toddlers were the target audience

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, everything he did after the 90s is shit.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Gen X slop, you moron. Kevin Smith is Gen X personified, latchkey kid whose parents both worked so didn't have time for him. Raised by tv, stunted emotional growth and obsession with IPs he latched onto.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But enough about you.

      But seriously, it's just another time and generation. It just so happens to fall on the cusp of the world shifting after 2001.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just unfunny. Smith was high on his own farts when he made this

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GenX Slop
    Kevin Smith and everything about him is the ESSENCE of GenX Slop

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ali Larner is great in this. So hot. She has still a bit of that youthful fat on her. She's too fit and slim in Heroes.

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