I wonder how it would feel to get your dick sucked by an abbo girl who can play the didgeridoo. Or is it a cultural thing that only men that can play it?
i've never, EVER seen a woman playing a didgeridoo. also as far as i know all the action happens once the woman is unconscious and her uncles and brothers take turns. the australian government had tried its hardest to bury the brutally of the abbos against each-other. this has in turn basically fricked them as a race.
Not all aboriginal men have penises chud. Trans men should be able to play the didgeridoo too, it would be oppression if aboriginal elders forbade trans men from playing.
nah just one day my grandfather said check this out and started playing the pvc pipe like a didgeridoo and it thought it was fricking awesome, so i learned to do it and ended up performing for the entire grade with a band.
What do you mean nah? Your special little story isn't special. It's not an amazing talent to blow a raspberry into a pipe. Didgeridoo is only impressive if you can rebreath and keep rhythm.
Kangaroo Jack's not a very gay film, mate. I think, look, if you're a gay man - if you are - and you want to watch some gay kino just go ahead and watch some gay kino, you know what I mean? This is what I'm talking about, mate, I just want you to tell me things, you know, it kills me to see you living a lie
The frick are you on about," it wasn't about the kangaroo"? I distinctly remember the fight scenes and where the kangaroo diffused the bomb and told the villan, "g'day" before jumping out if the skyscraper with Anthony Anderson.
It's just really stupid. they too dumb fricks get mixed in with a mobster and then dumbly leave their money on a kangaroo and then the rest of the movie is them hunting them down. It's just so stupid. Also Jerry O'Connell did not have any sort of good romance Estella Warren.
It's even worse when you find out every actor is some high flying corporstr lawyer who decided to larp as poor for money, if the TV shows we're all they did it would be okay but they also had to make bogan hunters where the basically tricked locals into thinking they were with their brethren but really it was just a bunch of lawyer tricking semi rural people into making dicks of themselves for no money. These guys came to my hometown and did a thing on a group of people there and it was such a huge shame on our town for so long and for all the people involved but they kind of deserve it for being so naive when everyone told them it was a terrible idea, they actually thought they would be made out to be badasses or something but the cast just bullied them the whole time.
>They wuz nations with settlements, governments borders, anthems and everything. Look what we took from them.
Wandering, God-forsaken animals is what they were.
I'm a bong but I lived in Australia for a few years because my wife is originally from NSW and it's fricking scary how politically schizophrenic and virtue signalling your news and shit is over there. I know we have some dystopian shit going on here in the UK, but Australia is literally like something from an orwellian nightmare with the whole "sorry day" shtick and just how blatant everything is. I don't know how you Ausbros put up with it.
i remember waking up every day to the sound of my mum watching the news and for hours every morning they would just talk about shit trump said on twitter, like holy frick guys please talk about australian shit for fricking once.
i really hate how much this country tries to copy america.
first we were dickriding the uk now we dickride usa. fricking cringe.
>Digeridoo starts playing
baaaawwwawawaaaaaaaooooooooowwwwweeeeeoooooowwwwwaaawwwawwwawwwaaaoooooooeeeee
>movie makes use of didgeridoo
>gets taken down as "disrespectful"
I don't get it
name three
Have only one called "Didgeridoo me"
White liberals.
>Liberals
That's our word but ~~*theirs*~~
Not*
i was the only white kid in school who could play a didgeridoo, i used to practice with pvc pipe of various lengths.
those pipes weren't the only thing you liked blowing into ya poof
fricking dogs ya hahaha
>i used to practice with pvc pipe of various lengths
I pet thats not the only pipes you worked on you fricking homosexual lmao
I wonder how it would feel to get your dick sucked by an abbo girl who can play the didgeridoo. Or is it a cultural thing that only men that can play it?
only men play
i've never, EVER seen a woman playing a didgeridoo. also as far as i know all the action happens once the woman is unconscious and her uncles and brothers take turns. the australian government had tried its hardest to bury the brutally of the abbos against each-other. this has in turn basically fricked them as a race.
Not all aboriginal men have penises chud. Trans men should be able to play the didgeridoo too, it would be oppression if aboriginal elders forbade trans men from playing.
if women play the diggeridoo they can't give birth anymore
Every kid in band class could do that. Did you go to school in an abo zone?
nah just one day my grandfather said check this out and started playing the pvc pipe like a didgeridoo and it thought it was fricking awesome, so i learned to do it and ended up performing for the entire grade with a band.
What do you mean nah? Your special little story isn't special. It's not an amazing talent to blow a raspberry into a pipe. Didgeridoo is only impressive if you can rebreath and keep rhythm.
>conflates the troony agenda with abos
sounds about right
don't underestimate the troony abos
holy frick c**t speak faser
kino
You are my sis-ACK
Not quite my tempo
Whoa.
it was kino and you all fricking know it. don't give me that gay ass 'false advertising movie isn't about a kangaroo' bullshit
Kangaroo Jack's not a very gay film, mate. I think, look, if you're a gay man - if you are - and you want to watch some gay kino just go ahead and watch some gay kino, you know what I mean? This is what I'm talking about, mate, I just want you to tell me things, you know, it kills me to see you living a lie
Is it actually good
it's enjoyable. watch it at the end of a night or something. very 2000's feel
I LOVED this movie as a kid. I'd watch it like every week.
That girl awakened something within me.
Same
The frick are you on about," it wasn't about the kangaroo"? I distinctly remember the fight scenes and where the kangaroo diffused the bomb and told the villan, "g'day" before jumping out if the skyscraper with Anthony Anderson.
It's just really stupid. they too dumb fricks get mixed in with a mobster and then dumbly leave their money on a kangaroo and then the rest of the movie is them hunting them down. It's just so stupid. Also Jerry O'Connell did not have any sort of good romance Estella Warren.
>board hours set to Australian time
>it’s the worst
One thing Moot was right about
who?
Hand over the rare pepe and no one has to get hurt mate
>rare
were rare pepes the original nfts?
>rare
it's clearly well done
why is this bawd at a glory hole
he made poor life choices
step aside
half of the joke is that's she's disgusting you frickin moron
imagine when it's actually like that when NFTs are a real actual thing and there is no 'copy image' option or anything anymore
people are still talking/posting this way in 2022, frick me
>I'M A TRUE BLUE AUSSIE LEGEND
his shtick got old pretty fast
Didgeridoo=kino
if yothu yindi isnt on it, then FRICK OFF c**t
>Kino set in Australia
Name one
mad max homie
Mad Max is basically a documentary of any remote Aboriginal community.
coons huff petrol not spit it into their air intakes
there are plenty and i envy you ignorance. go and find them
I thought Rake was pretty good
Mr Inbetween
already been pasted you homosexual
says the homosexual still dripping semen from his mouth not posting anything kek
i posted Kangaroo Jack. eat my shit
that one horror film where the guy skulls a beer everyone always posts webms of
Sunday too far away.
Two Hands is kino.
?t=56
yeah nah shotties are good mate
Wake in Fright. Great film.
BAD
BOY
BUBBY
More masonic israelite bullshit for the profane goyim
Pure Abo kino
Quigley Down Under
Crocodile Dundee is gigakino. The sequels aren't as good, but the first one is fricking great.
i think this one is aussie kino
wtf, does pattinson do an accent?
Malcolm.
a man of culture i see.
never met a c**t online or irl that ever saw that movie.
absolute kino.
Ghosts of the Civil Dead
Fat pizza
Upgrade
2001 sure was weird
>ywn be in kindy again waking up early on the weekend waiting for abc kids to come on the telly and songs like this plays on rage
i always thought when i turned the tv off it paused whatever was on the telly because when i came back home, whatever was on would be back on.
When I was in yr 1 I thought American accents were people speaking in "TV voice" and Australian accents were normal "real life voice"
>white person goes to asian country
>big in japan starts playing
tfw no giantess gf
i've watched this 7 times trying to figure out what they're advertising
probably some kind of milk product
OP ya mum told me how much she likes TAKING it up the ASS FROM YA OLD MAAAAN
Where were these teachers when I was at school! *sips Tooheys New*
The most obvious fricking music plays like you have to be told it's somewhere other than the US or you wouldn't know otherwise. Tokyo Drift.
*is the best piece of ozkino in your path*
Reddit shit
>leafs created trailer park boys
>we have this shit
It's even worse when you find out every actor is some high flying corporstr lawyer who decided to larp as poor for money, if the TV shows we're all they did it would be okay but they also had to make bogan hunters where the basically tricked locals into thinking they were with their brethren but really it was just a bunch of lawyer tricking semi rural people into making dicks of themselves for no money. These guys came to my hometown and did a thing on a group of people there and it was such a huge shame on our town for so long and for all the people involved but they kind of deserve it for being so naive when everyone told them it was a terrible idea, they actually thought they would be made out to be badasses or something but the cast just bullied them the whole time.
I heard from an aussie anon on auspol that Paulie is a massive douche is that true? I liked the new fat pizza season he seems to lurk here
>2022
>turn on Australian TV
>"We pay our respects to th--"
>*turn off*
Seriously, anyone else sick of this fake welcome to country virtue signalling?
>They wuz nations with settlements, governments borders, anthems and everything. Look what we took from them.
Wandering, God-forsaken animals is what they were.
every fricking day
people cant fricking cope that they lost their lands and they got conquered
what a shit fricking culture they've got
They never held land because they were fricking nomads. They literally had nothing stolen from them.
I'm a bong but I lived in Australia for a few years because my wife is originally from NSW and it's fricking scary how politically schizophrenic and virtue signalling your news and shit is over there. I know we have some dystopian shit going on here in the UK, but Australia is literally like something from an orwellian nightmare with the whole "sorry day" shtick and just how blatant everything is. I don't know how you Ausbros put up with it.
>I don't know how you Ausbros put up with it.
dont watch tv
dont read the paper
dont engage in normie media
simple as.
This. Don't know. Don't care because the place is full of state-worshipping, fluoride-addled nuff nuffs.
Chanel seven had me dead by drowning in torrential rain floods tornado typhoons this weekend on the gold coast, we had an inch of rain in reality.
I can't stand it, I have to turn it off till it's over, would rather watch an add on another channel.
abbo pepe a cute!
I FRICKING HATE AUSTRALIAN FILMS
>kino set in austrailia
>a dystopic dirge featuring a digeridoo starts playing
Now that's a rare Pepe.
Bedonbedongbedoing
what is this from? it was in a prehistoric thread yesterday as well
thank you anon
>thank you anon
Is Australia pozzed at all?
yes we try to copy america
i remember waking up every day to the sound of my mum watching the news and for hours every morning they would just talk about shit trump said on twitter, like holy frick guys please talk about australian shit for fricking once.
i really hate how much this country tries to copy america.
first we were dickriding the uk now we dickride usa. fricking cringe.