Shelby Oaks trailer soon??
>executive producer: Mike Flanagan
Shelby Oaks for MOTY, just wait!
I'm excited that Chris Stuckmann is basically taking it into his own hands to craft a unique story for us to witness in the theaters instead of Thor 8 and Avengers 10. Not that those projects are bad, I'm just sick of them. I want to see unique content. Unique ART.
I know most of the anons here agree with me whether or not you appreciate Chris' endeavor.
cope and seethe rlmtroon
Remember when Chris had a genuine meltdown when those guys made fun of him? LOL.
I'm looking forward to his reaction when people inevitably shit on his film.
You're taking things out of context. You're missunderstanding the whole situation. I get it, internet trolls tend to do that, so Im sure you're doing it on purpose.
Go cry about it, Chris
Oh so you're a delusional troll, not just a troll, I get it now.
Tell it to zod's SNAPPED neck
Can you stop?
That’s unironically a good line
RLM is jelly that Stuckmann is an actual filmmaker , while they will forever be just critics.
That an interesting skit. I won't be mean but they arent making cinema.
there's no way "Shelby Oaks" will be cinema
You have no idea what you're in for. Get ready to be blown away.
Go look at the OP photo. Yeah get back to me when you feel like you watched Citizen Kane
Out of context... how?
You can still find the video of him crying on YouTube.
Yet no one watches it or cares. Everyone sides with Stuckmann over RLM
never happened. you're taking things out of context
double dubs and 69? based.
RLM is simply jelly of Stuckmann but I wouldnt call them trans, come on dude
it's gonna be generic and boring, just like his personality.
Someone please post the scene with the bic lighter, ty
what exactly does it mean to "get stuckmanized"
If you have to ask you'll never know.
is it a gay thing
>come out as a pervert who likes to rub his penis against pans
>gets to write and direct his own movie
this is how hollyweird works, people. make a public announcement that you want to skullfrick your own mother to death and mike flanagan will executive produce your movie.
Markipliers movie will destroy this gay's movie.
Nope. Not gonna happen
Why are they wearing masks? Holy shit frick this gay earth.
they dont want to get sick you absolute dumbfrick
>why dont they want to die????
You're suicidal and psychotic
Can't wait for Mike and Jay awkwardly avoid talking about this movie
the webseries will probably be better than the actual movie.
>Shelby Oaks
>budget 2 million
>box office 50 million
>propells Stuckmann to Hollywood status
>he gets given 5 million dollars and can do whatever he wants for his second film
>makes another horror kino to really practice his craft of kino
>box office smash
>now for his third film he literally has the power to ask for a A-lister like a Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris Hemsworth or Mark Tuffalo, doesn't mean they have to agree, but he'll be in a position to ask the studio to hire them
We live in a timeline where its actually possible that /ourguy/, Mr Stuckmann, could be making kinos with Brad Pitt one day, if everything goes well with Shelby Oaks. Think about it
Exactly. Stuckmann is going to blow the haters out of the water
Its a given fact that Stuckmann is going to success in hollywood
>could be
It's *will be *
>Shelby Oaks budget 2 million
Really? Those X/Pearl/MaXXXine movies cost less than that.
>movie bombs
>cuckmann gets dunked on daily for weeks
>an heros
Feel like this is more likely
>record kickstarter campaign
>Keith David is cast
>Enters Cannes film festival
>Wins Palme d'or
>Shelby Oaks becomes a horror hit
>Stuckmann gets more directing gigs in Hollywood
>wins Oscar for best director in 2029
>Mike and Jay kill themselves
STUCKMANNIZED
I love that little correction he does in his walk.