He probably meant book, but it is amusing how the writers of the bible thought the most important thing to know after the origin of the universe and humanity is not to trust women
When you absolutely, positively have to make every woman in the room anhero. Accept no substitutes.
fricking spoilers. all of the spoilers.
>be post-wall bitter drunk roastie >husband is sick of your shit because you are post-wall bitter drunk roastie >husband is scientist researching ageing >one day negress claiming to be 152yrs old former slave comes to barter magic Black person powder for airfare back to her tribe in Africa >husband sees chance to get rich and reclaim dicky for all time >husband makes up with you and pretends to like your old ass again to get you to Africa >get to tribe and have old negress tell you how worthless old women are and how awesome it is to be an old distinguished man >watch old negress kill a man and use his vital bodily fluids + Black person powder + grape drank to become sweet bunda ready for snu snu again >ENGAGE ROASTIE RAGE >kill husband >be young again >run off with african(white) guide who stole the Black person powder and other items for ritual >immediately spread your legs for the guide >ju ju wears off >kill guide and get hot again >go home pretend to be your niece >immediately try to frick your engaged lawyer after he and his fiancee bring you from the airport >get old before you can milk his prostate with your big toe and kick him out >his fiancee is already sick as frick of your shit >kill some other guy you didn't try to frick and get young again >invite lawyer over for coitus resumptus >fiancee finds out and beats him over to your place >pulls a gun on you to make you leave town >kill fiancee, drain her vital bodily fluids for later and stuff her in a closet >try to frick lawyer with his dead fiancee in the closet >cops show up because your dumb roastie ass left your calling card at the murder of the guy you didn't try to frick >get old while they are all there >lose your shit and run to your room to suck the fiancee's juice >it doesn't work >anhero out window looking like a mummy >credits
I guess. My mom is a really good female role model and I'm mostly attracted to women like her, (not in like a freud way, I mean the traits I value in them as people), and so the women I go for are typically pretty alright
Toy Story 4 is fricking garbage and a middle finger to the audience, but works slightly better when reinterpreted as a brutal redpill on the WQ (Woman Question).
La la land
>La la land
Did we watch the same movie?
first chapter of the bible
The first chapter is creation, you illiterate frick.
He probably meant book, but it is amusing how the writers of the bible thought the most important thing to know after the origin of the universe and humanity is not to trust women
She walled hard.
Nah. That lyric 'think I'm pretty without any make-up on' was never true in this case.
Every music video of a female artist
QRD?
Last season of Legion
When you absolutely, positively have to make every woman in the room anhero. Accept no substitutes.
fricking spoilers. all of the spoilers.
>be post-wall bitter drunk roastie
>husband is sick of your shit because you are post-wall bitter drunk roastie
>husband is scientist researching ageing
>one day negress claiming to be 152yrs old former slave comes to barter magic Black person powder for airfare back to her tribe in Africa
>husband sees chance to get rich and reclaim dicky for all time
>husband makes up with you and pretends to like your old ass again to get you to Africa
>get to tribe and have old negress tell you how worthless old women are and how awesome it is to be an old distinguished man
>watch old negress kill a man and use his vital bodily fluids + Black person powder + grape drank to become sweet bunda ready for snu snu again
>ENGAGE ROASTIE RAGE
>kill husband
>be young again
>run off with african(white) guide who stole the Black person powder and other items for ritual
>immediately spread your legs for the guide
>ju ju wears off
>kill guide and get hot again
>go home pretend to be your niece
>immediately try to frick your engaged lawyer after he and his fiancee bring you from the airport
>get old before you can milk his prostate with your big toe and kick him out
>his fiancee is already sick as frick of your shit
>kill some other guy you didn't try to frick and get young again
>invite lawyer over for coitus resumptus
>fiancee finds out and beats him over to your place
>pulls a gun on you to make you leave town
>kill fiancee, drain her vital bodily fluids for later and stuff her in a closet
>try to frick lawyer with his dead fiancee in the closet
>cops show up because your dumb roastie ass left your calling card at the murder of the guy you didn't try to frick
>get old while they are all there
>lose your shit and run to your room to suck the fiancee's juice
>it doesn't work
>anhero out window looking like a mummy
>credits
Also there's quicksand. wew lads.
sounds like absolute kino
Made for an excellent MST3K episode, too.
asian women are not a scam
they did my girls basedyeon and tiffany dirty in that pic, but they absolutely mogg the shit outta katyp
Koreans and their bone surgery are absolutely a scam.
eyes wide shut
I've actually had mostly positive experiences with women throughout my life
god you have no idea how lucky you are
I guess. My mom is a really good female role model and I'm mostly attracted to women like her, (not in like a freud way, I mean the traits I value in them as people), and so the women I go for are typically pretty alright
Pill-shaped head.
WOAH! thats one BOGGED out b***h!!
Forrest Gump with Jennay
she gave forrest AIDS and then gave him their AIDS baby
Source?
his ass
gone girl
Toy Story 4 is fricking garbage and a middle finger to the audience, but works slightly better when reinterpreted as a brutal redpill on the WQ (Woman Question).