Kiri is love, Kiri is life

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she is objectively cute

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >she will never try to jump into your arms and accidentally knock you over because she's too big

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why must you make me feel this feel
      wish the they were even taller

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >technically not underage since a woman in her 70s is playing her
    >looks like prime sigourney mixed with neytiri
    >is fricking cute
    >I can legally talk about fricking her wet na'vi pussy all day
    Jim did it again, lads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wew, as if Neytiri wasn't enough to make my dick explode. Based Jim.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      umm it's not pedophilia cause she's played by a 70 year old demon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Great job at mixing young Sig with Na'vi features.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm playing a character I couldn't have imagined in my wildest dreams
    She couldn't imagine a character who looks almost exactly like a human but with blue skin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's playing a young girl, you dork. When would Sigourney think that she would be playing that role again except in a cartoon? Never. She's saying that cgi and Cameron made it possible for her to play a young, innocent role again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you read the Empire article? No? Didn't think so. Dork.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she was trying to say it's creative bankruptcy but without being offensive to jim

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sigourney Weaver
    Wtf

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't she die in the first one?
    Something about that three not assimilating her on time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They connected her to Eywa. The Na'vi say she has to pass through Eywa and return to the Avatar, but that she is very weak. So her human body passes and they think it didn't work. But her consciousness was reborn into a young Na'vi body instead of the avatar.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >REEEEYYY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >HEAT 2
      what in the goddamn

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meet Sigourney Weaver’s brand new character in Avatar: The Way Of Water – Jake and Neytiri’s teenage Na’vi daughter, Kiri.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My fricking heart bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

      Also teenage daughter? That's a huge time skip

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fixed her cuteness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You turned her into Greta Thunberg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FAS
        Foetal Avatar Syndrome

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FAS
        Foetal Avatar Syndrome

        The Jenny Nicholson edit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely horrendous. Fricking awful. Pedo scum have a nice day now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What an improvement! She'd need a cuter voice to match though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's what woketards would do with this project if they had a chance. Thanks god for Cameron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sigourney Weaver
      wait so has Grace been reincarnated into this girl?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's playing a different character, dolt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Grace was uploaded into the planet database

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Grace was uploaded into the planet database

        She likes plants too, like Grace did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wait so has Grace been reincarnated into this girl?
        That's one of the theories.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they think having someone who's as old as signourney weaver voice a teenager was a good idea

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we don't know how old this teenager is supposed to be and what her voice is going to sound.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to frick that cat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kiri is not a cat

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the qt Avatar is going to have old Sigourney voice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it. I've got a feeling Jimbo has a trick up his sleeve.
      She may end up sounding like prime Sigourney, maybe even teenage Sigourney, via the use of AI assisted digital sound editing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Respeecher can make her sound like young Sigourney.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kiri is a brand of cream cheese popular in Asia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd cream in her.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the gut on that. Is she supposed to be pregnant? I thought these thing reproduced through spores, like frickin orks or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought these thing reproduced through spores
        What the frick are you talking about? What a moronic thing to think. Did you not watch the film? It's way more normal than that. They frick each other with the small tendrils hidden at the base of those hair.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They frick each other with the small tendrils hidden at the base of those hair.
          Are you Joshing me? I always thought the tree gave birth to them somehow.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They reproduce through the usual means (which won't be shown as it's PG-13), but also connect tendrils to feel each other. But the souls are intertwined with Eywa, since they're usually banging near a tree of life. Jake and Neytiri first mated there in the grove of trees.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Right, "mated before eywa" I remember reading the sex scene was filmed but cut at the last moment. Too bad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What are the chances that mycelium network is actually our planet's internet?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're thinking of the wrong blue people.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she's the only one because she's actually an android turned into a real smurf with magic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Googly-eyed, bulbous rat is genuinely repulsive. I dont know who thought this looked sexy and cool, but they need to be drawn, quartered and thrown overboard.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This always make me feel we will see kino this year

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are supposed to simulate moving in water? Looks comfy regardless.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's balls floating on water to block out the light from above so they can light underwater for filming

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh wait it probably also is markers for wave simulation

          Word. Looks like a fun time either way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wait it probably also is markers for wave simulation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm gonna need a SHITLOAD of useless plastic balls to make this blockbuster movie about environmental awareness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >environmental awareness
        >he doesn't know
        Movie 3 is going to have the Na'vi become technologically advanced and they'll have to fend off eiywa (or whatever the gay tree's name is) when it gets pissed that they're throwing car batteries in the sea. The tree will be voiced by Greta.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying they're all not going to be recycled or they're not made out of some biodegradable material.
        The entire production is as green as it can be. Hell, they're using solar to off-set 100% of energy costs.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Emdide?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks dope. I can't wait to see the new gear, the flora and fauna.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there is only one step in the resource extraction cycle
      >and it IS crab

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream that Avatar 2 was about Jake and Neytiris family getting lost on Megatropolis Earth in the ghettos where there's crime and trash everywhere

    It has a Babe: Pig in the City vibe and was kind of sad and melodramatic with his kids getting lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick. I've never heard of anyone else having dreams of just watching some movie/show they are completely seperate from before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fievel Goes to the Future

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do her threads die? Is it because the movie isn't out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      all the promotional material featuring her has already been posted
      unless you can crank out some fanart these threads are going to be stagnant until the next big announcement

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    space na'vi

    space na'vi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really dumb looking.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Neytiri is still undefeated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But a cat, nonetheless

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Neytiri is not a cat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Categorically and practically WRONG.

          Neytiri IS a cat.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Neytiri is in no shape or form a cat

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Neytiri IS a cat. She ACTS like one, she LOOKS like one, and she probably SMELLS like one.

              She IS, de facto, a cat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Neytiri IS a cat.
                no she's not
                >She ACTS like one,
                no she doesn't
                >she LOOKS like one,
                no she doesn't
                >and she probably SMELLS like one.
                no she doesn't
                >She IS, de facto, a cat.
                Neytiri is not a cat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Have you been to Pandora? Did you smell Neytiri? Were you able to discern her cat-like smell? No? I thought so. Neytiri IS very much a cat.

                >riiiiing
                Oh, my phone's ringing, I wonder who it might be?
                As I live and breathe, it's acclaimed movie director James Cameron! What's that, you're telling me Neytiri is a cat, and it's immutable canon? Why thanks a lot, James!

                Neytiri IS a cat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have over 10000 pictures of Neytiri and in none of them is she a cat. Neytiri is not a cat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >0 pictures proving she ISN'T a cat
                It's 50/50 then.
                But as Cameron said, she IS. No changing back now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                all of them prove she's a na'vi though, thus not a cat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what gay moron language is this
                it looks gay and moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a lot

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Jake a human-engineered clone na'vi by the end of the movie?
    Who's to say his new body didn't have severe genetic defects that renders him sterile/his daughter an abomination?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Who's to say his new body didn't have severe genetic defects that renders him sterile/his daughter an abomination?
      probably the fact that he has three kids that look completely normal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lo'ak has five fingers. So he's not normal in Na'vi standards.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          do you think he gets bullied for that?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >look, he has five fingers on each hand, he's a FIGGER!
            >guys, stop!! My dad has then to-
            >HIS MOM'S A FIGGER LOVER EVERYBODY

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jake is Eywas chosen warrior-king. It's the equivalent of the Nephilim having six fingers in human mythology. Would you bully the 4 meter tall cannibal half-angel for having more fingers than you?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >modeled after a white woman
    because white women are peak perfection

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is she a reincarnation of Grace or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody knows yet

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a 100% chance they will find giant sea monsters deep in the Pandora ocean

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ugly

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the west is finally embracing e-girlbabas
    it's good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >looks about 14-15
      >e-girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she looks 11

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She seems more... Caucasian that the other navi.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Caucasian
      Are you sure?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No no... NO! Not the Eurasian orcs living in the Caucasus today. I'm talking about real white people.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kiri is love, Kiri is life
    Kiri is a mutant half-GMO freak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's what Na'vi will look like in 50 years (and it's beautiful)

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