>kiss me, Ill have the bearded barley. >lively, beside the green green grass

>kiss me, I’ll have the bearded barley
>lively, beside the green green grass
>you wear those shoes and I wear wear that dress

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I’ll have the bearded barley

    what?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woman gibberish

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Written by: Justin Franks, Julie Frost, Ernest Wilson, Edward Sheeran
        Guess Julie must have written that line.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Guess Julie must have written that line.
          Here is Julie Frost. Would you kiss her "bearded barley"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Written by: Justin Franks, Julie Frost, Ernest Wilson, Edward Sheeran
          Is this awkward bait or are you moronic?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Edward Sheeran
          Tbh it's news to me that he was writing music back then.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an alliteration and personification

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A woman's pubic hair. Kissing her "out of the bearded barley" means kissing her genitals. Used in the song Kiss Me, by Sixpence None the Richer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Urban dictionary is written by middle school kids that think everything is about sex.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          T. Hasn't gone drinking with the boys since being a teenager

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct. Some people grow up and advance through life's stages. Others keep trying to redo their shitty childhood over and over again, hoping to eventually get it right this time around.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Very nice projection anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong
        https://www.enotes.com/homework-help/what-does-the-phrase-bearded-barley-mean-in-the-2838655

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bearded barley
      Slang for pussy, but actually a type of grain.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *crashes the mall*

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the anthem of all irish men and women the west awake the west awake oh hurrah let england quake we'll fight to death for irelands sake

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ACK ME, I HAVE A BEARD AND TESTES
      DEAD ME, UNDER THE GREEN GREEN GRASS

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sneed me; out of the seeded barley
    feed me, beside the green green grass

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anybody else think it’s weird that a cute romantic song with a pretty melody is made by an ugly woman who nobody would ever feel so romantic towards

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She makes my pp hard

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don’t believe you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saw her in concert about twenty years ago at Music Midtown. She was quite adorkable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is made by an ugly woman who nobody would ever feel so romantic towards
      Not everyone is that shallow. And she's cute regardless.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy that she's a Christian singer but ended up doing lots of work with Leaf athetists.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick me inside my hairy pussy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahhhahaha

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    behind the bearded barley

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bearded barley:

      A woman's pubic hair. Kissing her "out of the bearded barley" means kissing her genitals. Used in the song Kiss Me, by Sixpence None the Richer.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strike out the band and make the fart lies and silver moon sparkling
    I never got this line

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bearded barley
    This is actually a reference to an old Tennyson poem.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way bearded barley is talking about pussy. Men in the 90s wouldn't even think about going down on a woman unless she was fully shaved or wax, your fricking "bearded barley" wouldn't be getting no play. Dudes has standards back then.

    If a woman wanted some oral expressions, she knew flat out what she needed to do. She had to go get cleaned up something properly first and and she would need to perform before she got some reciprocal. That's how dudes did it back then! None of this Beta Male Metrosexual bullshit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      u talk like a zoom-zoom bro, stop larpin, sit bakk and lissten from a lad who born 1989

      >it was summer and my school teacher gilf had stretched her curtains, revealing her freshly undone bearded barley, and my tongue, who was less than the size of a quarter of a inch, but higher than three nickels on a dime, shot off, hello! I cried, ERUPTION EVACUATION now, prlonged by classmates running off if they not jizzed their pants, and it was me and my teacher alone. She, whom was a he, but formerly a her, presented usself as one and the same, so we did some math, 1+1 is 2, you know, and 10 years later here I am, that is the story of how I was born

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is no way bearded barley is talking about pussy.
      Um, ok moron? It clearly says it on urban dictionary.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I c**t tell if she aint hot or not, and those silly leakie-leaks made the matter no better either

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is 47 now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barley has hairs. You'd understand if you'd go outside and touch grass, which is a family barley is part of.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posts like this

    [...]

    not resulting in an instant permaban is why Cinemaphile is shit now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      newbie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Letting trannies from discord into the moderation ranks was the worst mistake in the history of Cinemaphile

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally nothing in the song to suggest that the first lyrics are an invitation to eat her out, you moronic degenerates.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino fallcore song. God I wish I had lived something like the romantic adventure the song describes when I was younger. Like some moonrise kingdom type shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same bro, same.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish I looked that good.

    I love Sixpence, they are one of the few Christian bands I enjoy

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know a guy who wrote a parody of this song contrasting how men don’t give a shit about romantic places as long as there’s some “romance” happening. The line that stuck with me is:

    >Kiss me, behind the port-a-toilet

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