>It's a lazy hispanic owner episode
Ah, bliss
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Kitchen Nightmares
>It's a lazy hispanic owner episode
Ah, bliss
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How's the new season? Do they still use the waterphone sound effect every 2 minutes?
It's pretty much the same show as before, but you can tell the researchers have spent time looking for restaurants that will cause the biggest reactions they can
I think you meant the writers spent more time making it as corny as possible
Are you saying it's RAWWWW?
First episode had the "rotten food, raw next to cooked, I'VE EATEN HERE" trifecta
Second episode had the "Who does this guy think he is coming into my kitchen and telling me how to cook?" chef who can't cook
Today's has the lazy Mexican who doesn't know shit about running a restaurant and his hiding the huge debt he's in from his wife
They're running through the show's greatest hits
>every episode this season does the "SHUT IT DOWN" thing where they send all the customers home
Come on Gordo, you can't just pull that one out every episode.
It does seem a bit excessive
>second episode
>shows that the owners hired their kids
>they and every other zoomer is shown playing on their phones all show long
>this waste is never addressed
>owners never called out on being shit as well as the cooks
>first episode
>incompetent owners
>has former owners trying to run everything
>this only is addressed in passing
>spends the entire time complaining about menu size
I don't understand why these shows don't just go all in on the owners being shit every time. Literally every single time a business is failing it's because the owners fricked up either by not paying attention or making shitty mistakes that they can't recover from.
Immediately thought of this with that restaurant
>tanks raping the womenfolk
I can understand infantry but soviet engineering made rape tanks? That's pretty grizzly.
>soviet engineering made rape tanks?
Yes, but they usually rape their own crew
>dude a failing restaurant is like FRICKING STALINGRAD BRO
>bro the every day the lunch rush is like FRICKING D-DAY BRO WE LOST MILLIONS
>I have two restaurants and, like, I totally understood gengis khan man you have to be ruthless in this business
>civilian fricking shits will never understand
this is my apron, there are many like it but this one is mine, without my apron I am nothing without me my apron is nothing
every one of these shows is an advertisement for the restaurant
>first episode
>incompetent owners
>has former owners trying to run everything
>this only is addressed in passing
They didn't seem that incompetent, just that they didn't communicate and the parents/prior owners failed to properly pass the baton. Honestly a lot of these episodes need a therapist instead of Gordon. In most cases it's because the owner has some mental defficiency like depression, nacricissim or family rifts like that episode.
>"Your kitchen's filthy and you're serving moldy food."
>"Are you saying you're better at this than me?"
Why are the owners so dumb most of the time?
New season feels too fake
I remember watching the British version and it's night and day. British version feels more like a documentary. American versions feels like you have ADHD with the constant cut-aways, horror movie sound effects, and overdramatization. Wish we had more of the British version but "man yelling while we cut away to unrelated footage of people turning to make it seem as if we captured everyone's reactions at that exact moment" sells more, I guess
I don't get how it sells more. All the feedback I've seen prefers the UK to the US version, and yet they insist on producing the US kitchen nightmares.
America won. Cry about it.
You alright pal?
I think most Americans prefer UK kitchen nightmares if they've seen both.
Because documentaries are boring for the average audience.
They rather want fake but dramatic shit.
I know that. I just wish we didn't get bottom of the barrel "reality" TV
It was funny when they tried to take the formula to the next step with 24 Hours to Hell and Back. They tried to pack in more manufactured drama by setting an arbitrary time limit and also had Gordon do a silly costume every episode.
>also had Gordon do a silly costume every episode.
I do not believe y-- HOLY SHIT!
i actually liked this show
How do you look at that and not go,
"that guy is wearing a mask"
TELL ME ABOUT GORDON! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK? LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED CHEF!
Waitress girl was cute, I wonder if she has an OnlyFans
She looks like she smells weird
>OnlyFans now has smellovision
Sirs the loo is over there
feels like all the waitresses only work there to try to get some rich guy to date them
Upper middle class club houses hire the offspring of their trophy wives. It's nothing but good stock. She will marry some fratbro and the cycle will continue.
Look at those glasses, what a nerd.
do you think everyone that needs glasses is doing it to be a 'nerd'?
jesus christ how out of touch are some people on Cinemaphile
>WHEN WAS THAT MADE?!?
>Jesterday.
Nothing better.
>"YESTERDAY?!"
>restaurant owners are a pair of absurdist comedy Italian sisters, the younger one being a drunk qt and the older being a chubby cantankerous prostitute
I would have been at that restaurant every week but for me, it’s this moron
For me, it was this cutie
the Harley Quinn of ambiguously brown waitress
>ambiguously brown waitress
More porn sites need this as a tag
evil prostitute
lmao
original US kitchen nightmares and Hotel Hell were brilliant
New season is kind of meh. You can tell Gordon isn't making the same kind of investment in the places that he used to.
>grumpy french canadian chef
>serves up a french fondou
>Ramsey tells him if he had served that in france they wouldve strung him up by his balls from the Eiffel tower
>Chef retorts"What the frick would you know about fench cooking!"
>mfw
>culinary gangster turns out to be a massive b***h who breaks down sobbing instantly
>leaves the day after the change up
fricking underwhelming tbqh, this show is at its best when you have some obstinate moron who refuses to listen to reason and basically pisses on Gordon's opinions.
It was so disappointing. Talked all that shit for the cameras and then didn't deliver.
I only watched the first episode but by maybe like 15-20 minutes from the end, a really LOUD AS FRICK crescendo music started coming in and the lasted for the entire conclusion of the episode.
It was so loud and out of place, felt like a Mogwai or GY!BE track. Really took me out of it.