Kitchen Nightmares

When did you realize that this moron "chef" doesn't know what he's talking about? For me, it's the pizza episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt8LflOyyhs

>takes a deep dish pizza
>intentionally manipulates camera angles to make it look disproportionate
>adds loud noises and fake sound effects to make it seem gross
>doesn't eat any of the toppings, literally wipes them all off with a fricking fork and then acts surprised
>acts like the pizza is the worst thing in the world

Why do people watch this shit?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like some little b***h doesn't like kimchi on his cold but also burnt grilled cheese sandwich.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody brings him in because he's a worldclass chef. They bring him in becuse he's a world class restrauranteer.

    With that said he still makes the world's best scrambled eggs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >With that said he still makes the world's best scrambled eggs.
      wow. what an irreplaceable skill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It does make a good impression if you scramble a girl's eggs after scrambling her eggs.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't know what the frick he's doing, no wonder most of these restaurants fail.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They fail because they're millions in the red before he even walks in the door, and even then they mostly ignore his plans completely.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's because he's an incapable frick who intentionally makes them look worse than they really are. That pizza place stayed in business, why? Because they ignored that frickers "advice" and stuck with their guns! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EshDP_KkNKo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, because Americans are obese fricks and will eat any slop that has cheese on it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Disgusting pigs like eating disgusting garbage
          Who knew?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >HIS restaurants fail because HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING to do with it
        >if you give your name you are still not responsible
        Why do you treat him like a teenage girl lmao?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is he doing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stuffing shit into a bag of fritos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He fricked up taco in a bag

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        RUSTIC chips

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Prison food

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I made one of his dishes once and it was disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In this video he actually salt and peppers the Fritos (lih-trelly)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's because he's an incapable frick who intentionally makes them look worse than they really are. That pizza place stayed in business, why? Because they ignored that frickers "advice" and stuck with their guns! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EshDP_KkNKo

      >is it because I'm hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt
      >no its the damn scots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know what the frick he's doing, no wonder most of these restaurants fail.
      They fail because people get grossed out by the nasty shit they do that is broadcast to the world on Kitchen Nightmares. I would never set foot in a place that had previously had sanitation and health issues. You have to assume they go right back to being filthy once Gordon Ramsey leaves.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hes such an abusive evil person, cant wait till he gets canceled

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the same anon just constantly seething about this shitty pizza?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This pizza looks like pure dogshit, only someone who never eat a real pizza or moronic like (you) will defend this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit, that pizza looks great, the sausage is thick-cut and I like a bigger crust too. The boomer chef at the pizza no problem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you the guy who make this pizza ? Dude you sound ridicul, just seeing this fricking american fake cheese make me want to puke, i'm not even talking about those little meat poop on it, that are probably not real meat too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They intentionally made it look bad for the cameras too, they edited the hell out of that clip. Listen again to the first few words "sausage pizza" and you can tell that even that was spliced up. They pulled a lot of dirty tricks, look at this review from 2022, it looks fricking delicious! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy6lgCcybZI

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ah yes, this looks like a person I trust

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that za unironically looks amazing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              short version of 'Pizza' is 'Pizz' or 'Piz' not za mf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you were out at a pizza place and this was put in front of you you’d eat it. Don’t pretend you wouldn’t.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eddie van halen said that if your hand is on the pipe then it isn't on the guitar. perhaps the same is true of tv chefs

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Undercooked dough
    >Too much cheese
    >Grease from sausages pooling on top of cheese

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that’s good lookin za brah don’t be hatin

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's the thin crust pizza

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seething for nearly 20 years

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OP discovers television isn't real

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT IT IT'S FRICKING DRIPPING YOU FRICKING DONKEYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would you rather eat at the restaurant that serves boiled burgers or the one with the grilled lettuces

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one where the loose milf didn't know what soup of the day meant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC the boiled burgers one was the same one where the woman had diarrhea on the floor and didn't bother to clean it. No amount of money would get me to step foot in that place, nevermind eat anything from it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that placed looked like some kinda cult

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brilliant
    >tendah
    >moist
    >jeucy
    >rustic
    >nice
    >firmed up
    >fresh
    >simpewl
    >bewtiful

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when did you realize she did nothing wrong?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I personally enjoy the runny egg shit he makes and calls "scrambled".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. enjoys overcooked, "browned" (burnt) diner eggs

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Jack.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That 'za is perfectly fine. Wannabee chefs love shitting on OTHER chefs to make themselves seem competent

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