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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is jesus trans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a sepate being you can also pray to if you want. Still monotheism btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >praying to the virgin mary
        why are catholics such heretics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >asking your friend to pray for you is good
          >asking the Mother of God to pray for you is heresy
          prot logic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >communicating with the dead is heresy
            ftfy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Dead
              Assumed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >saints are dead
                - protestants

                Yes, they live in Heaven, but only Christ rose from the dead on His own accord. Everyone else can only get into Heaven through Him. And yet you choose to worship and pray to sinners. Curious,

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And yet you choose to worship and pray to sinners.
                I already told you I don't worship anyone except the Almighty God
                and i ask the ones in Heaven to pray for me as well as they are completely united to God

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and i ask the ones in Heaven to pray for me as well as they are completely united to God
                This idea is not Christian. Ecclesiastes says that all who die have no more to do with what is done under the sun. Communicating with the dead is demonry.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dead people cannot hear us nor can we communicate with them. This is well documented in the Word.

                Once again, if you believe that saints are dead, you have not read the gospel, or you just did not comprehend it
                or maybe you just ignore the parts you don't like, such as John 6

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They are humans who died and went to Heaven. Doesn't mean they can communicate with humans on Earth. You have absolutely no reason to believe people in Heaven can hear you at all. We connect with Almighty God because of His power. This is power that men and women don't have.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >saints are dead
              - protestants

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >asking a dead person with zero abilities to pray for you
            Why? Genuine question

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you think that saints are dead, then you absolutely do not believe in the gospel, or rather have not actually read it

              [...]
              [...]
              Revelation 19:10 Then I fell down at his feet to worship him, but he said to me, “You must not do that! I am a fellow servant with you and your brothers who hold to the testimony of Jesus. Worship God.” For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.

              i don't worship Mary.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If we’re going by that logic does anyone die? If I shoot myself right now would it be a sin considering my soul is eternal?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the wages of sin is death
                yes, people can spiritually die long before their physical death
                >Let the dead bury the dead, but you go and proclaim the kingdom of God

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Saint are dead, moron. The resurrection hasn't happened yet.
                >John 11:25 Jesus said to her, I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She's not a marvel hero, she's the mother of God. She doesn't need "abilities", but I would argue that her ability is being a loving mother that has an ear for anyone that accepts Christ.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My wording was trash but why would I just pray to Jesus? What actually is the purposes of praying to one person when I could just pray to god directly?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tradition, mostly. But I imagine it started somewhere when someone had the thought that Jesus would probably be more likely to listen to his mother than some random shmuck named Gary

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >tradition
                Makes a lot of sense now thanks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >But I imagine it started somewhere when someone had the thought that Jesus would probably be more likely to listen to his mother than some random shmuck named Gary
                What bible have you read that makes Jesus out to be selfish?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Even in the rosary, we pray the our father

                You don't need saints to pray for you, just as you don't need your friends or family to pray for you. but we are Christians and we do that for each other.
                [...]
                God incarnate by His perfect nature could not have come into the world by an impure vessel. contrast Mary with the ark of the covenant. No unclean person was allowed anywhere near it, and some died because they touched it uncleanly.
                [...]
                >needs to revolve
                it doesn't need to revolve, see first response above

                Luke 11:27-28
                As he said these things, a woman in the crowd raised her voice and said to him, “Blessed is the womb that bore you, and the breasts at which you nursed!” But he said, “Blessed rather are those who hear the word of God and keep it!”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Catholicism makes less sense than protestants

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking PuebluANOS i swear.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I already miss him bros..

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep your religion out of my theatre

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you. I worship minions and you can't stop me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      keep yours out of mine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No way heretic. Its 2022 years after the birth of our Lord or do you live in a different timeline?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keep your religion out of science. K thnx

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They should teach evolution, but the big bang is basically bullshit they dont know what they're talking about.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the symbolism of this image. It looks like the Virgin Mary is going "why?".

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this typical in Mexico?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kind of, not any cinema has a virgin Mary on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, 1st one I've seen in 30 something years.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hail Mary

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >worshiping women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't pray to her, you pray through her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not biblical

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Bible also isn't in the Bible, Protestanon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >a set does not contain itself
            More news at 11

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"No man can reach the Father but through me" - Jesus Christ
        >Catholics choose to pray to Mary for absolutely no reason
        rip

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          When I say "salvation can only by achieved through Jesus Christ" what do you hear?

          Except they neither build statues of them nor pray to them, yet Catholics pray to and make graven images of Mary, Saints, Angels, and enchanted beads. All these things are non-biblical and Catholicism is false.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And? What is this supposed to change?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wow you really misinterpreted that to mean Mary is the mother of everyone? Talk about missing the point.

              >I misinterpreted
              No, that was you. The author of John's gospel inserts the "disciple that Jesus loved" as a character that we are to live vicariously through
              so if you are a disciple of Christ, Mary is your mother from this scripture

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's completely Cath projection, additions to the Bible that aren't there, but what else is new

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The author of John's gospel inserts the "disciple that Jesus loved" as a character that we are to live vicariously through
                Where does he say that?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                traditional teaching i believe from the time it was written, around 100 AD, would need to look into it again to give precise answer

                They are humans who died and went to Heaven. Doesn't mean they can communicate with humans on Earth. You have absolutely no reason to believe people in Heaven can hear you at all. We connect with Almighty God because of His power. This is power that men and women don't have.

                You know what the humans in Heaven who are completely united the eternal God are capable of then?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >traditional teaching i believe from the time it was written, around 100 AD, would need to look into it again to give precise answer
                ok so, lies. Got it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm not well read or knowledgeable about this topic so that means you're lying

                >You know what the humans in Heaven who are completely united the eternal God are capable of then?
                Completely united in sharing His ultimate power? The onus is on you to explain why you even think they'd be able to answer prayers at all. Your views are unrestrained by the Word of God, which means you are liable to just say anything, which is what you are doing.

                The universe is part of creation, the souls in Heaven are part of creation. I am not a gnostic who thinks the universe is evil.
                By the way your "Word of God" (which doesn't mean what you think it does) was compiled by Catholic priests

                Exodus 20:4-5
                “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me,

                Assuming Adam and Eve were the progenitors of Man what would this verse mean?

                don't know what you're trying to say.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >don't know what you're trying to say.
                Adam and Eve WERE sinless but by eating the fruit the condemned humanity as a whole to become sinners (Mary included)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm going to make claims about things I heard secondhand that I'm not going to bother to substantiate, and then I'm going to call everyone who calls me out on it uneducated

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >was compiled by Catholic priests
                Catholic priests that couldn't even follow the instructions they compiled.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The universe is part of creation, the souls in Heaven are part of creation. I am not a gnostic who thinks the universe is evil.
                This has nothing to do with anything.
                >By the way your "Word of God" (which doesn't mean what you think it does) was compiled by Catholic priests
                So why don't they follow it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You know what the humans in Heaven who are completely united the eternal God are capable of then?
                Completely united in sharing His ultimate power? The onus is on you to explain why you even think they'd be able to answer prayers at all. Your views are unrestrained by the Word of God, which means you are liable to just say anything, which is what you are doing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wow you really misinterpreted that to mean Mary is the mother of everyone? Talk about missing the point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Semantics, you think most people who pray pay attention, let alone know the difference? She's treated like a minor deity at best, and the same applies for the hundreds of existing saints.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Catholics don't worship her. It's veneration dumbass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, keep telling yourself that lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mother of our savior what's the problem

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    False idol

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mary was a Godly woman, but you're not supposed to worship her. Catholics are moronic like that. They worship Mary even though she was only mentioned 17 times in the Bible, iirc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I pray to the virgin Mary.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you pray to Mary? She doesn't have any powers. She can't fulfill your prayers. You're just bothering her afterlife. Do you think she's like God's secretary or something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >she doesn't because of my headcanon
          protestants...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She doesn't because of the bible you fricking moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's not a virgin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Bible also isn't in the Bible, Protestanon

        Protestants worship Martin Luther and Satan.

        Why are proties so cranky? Didn't rewatch enough God's Not Dead today?

        We don't worship her. I honestly feel bad for Protestants who don't know the power of the Rosary. One of the most beautiful things I have witnessed is seeing my fiance's whole family pray a decade of the Rosary every night before bed, and I knew when I first started dating her, and they let me pray with her and the senpai that she was the one and that I was now part of their family.

        most of us are catholic or orthodox. the prots usually make dumb arguments that are refuted instantly

        When I say "salvation can only by achieved through Jesus Christ" what do you hear?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That the act of Salvation can only by achieved by JC, but Mary can ask nicer. Who do you think will listen Jesus to faster? A random guy or Mary asking for the random guy?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Got it. Now tell me where did the Mary part come from?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus turned the water to wine at the request of His Mother
              Her intercession to her Son is most perfect

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >I misinterpreted
                No, that was you. The author of John's gospel inserts the "disciple that Jesus loved" as a character that we are to live vicariously through
                so if you are a disciple of Christ, Mary is your mother from this scripture

                >asking your friend to pray for you is good
                >asking the Mother of God to pray for you is heresy
                prot logic

                Revelation 19:10 Then I fell down at his feet to worship him, but he said to me, “You must not do that! I am a fellow servant with you and your brothers who hold to the testimony of Jesus. Worship God.” For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Who do you think will listen Jesus to faster?
            this sounds wrong

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus was/is literally the kindest man in existence. He sacrificed himself for the salvation of us sinners.Why are you so afraid to ask his help directly?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Catholics literally also do this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do they?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Even in the rosary, we pray the our father

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So Catholics tolerate both truth and falsehood under their umbrella. Seems like a bad thing, no?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. Juan Ednaldo Diaz Reyes de le Playa y Comida

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I pray to the virgin Mary.
        Have fun burning in hell for eternity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting Catholics to know what's on the Bible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mary was a Godly woman, but you're not supposed to worship her. Catholics are moronic like that.
      Yes. Adam was not deceived, he willing chose Eve over God. Catholics perpetuate and promote this grave sin by deifying Mary.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Protestants worship Martin Luther and Satan.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except they neither build statues of them nor pray to them, yet Catholics pray to and make graven images of Mary, Saints, Angels, and enchanted beads. All these things are non-biblical and Catholicism is false.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We don't worship her. I honestly feel bad for Protestants who don't know the power of the Rosary. One of the most beautiful things I have witnessed is seeing my fiance's whole family pray a decade of the Rosary every night before bed, and I knew when I first started dating her, and they let me pray with her and the senpai that she was the one and that I was now part of their family.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >le enchanted beads

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine not praying the rosary before going to sleep lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tell me, where can I find the rosary prayer in the Bible?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >God blessed and favored the mother of His only son
                >Catholics take this to mean they should worship her like Isis

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Catholics don't worship Mary. They venerate her.
                Prots just don't get it because their idea of worship is holding one hand in the air while swaying back and forth to some australian gay playing a cajon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Calling a human woman, who is a sinner, sinless and able to answer prayers in Heaven, is exalting her to the level of Christ. It is worship 101 and Catholics are sick for continuing this blasphemy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Calling a human woman, who is a sinner, sinless and able to answer prayers in Heaven, is exalting her to the level of Christ.
                Adam and Eve were sinless too, are you exalting them to admit that?
                >It is worship 101 and Catholics are sick for continuing this blasphemy.
                No, picrel is worship. asking a saint to pray for you is not

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Adam and Eve were sinless too, are you exalting them to admit that?
                Were, that's the keyword here. By eating the fruit of eden they were no longer sinless.

                Ecclesiastes 7:20 Surely there is not a righteous man on earth who does good and never sins.

                >No, picrel is worship. asking a saint to pray for you is not
                Were in the bible does it say you need saints to pray for you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think maybe there's some confusion here. no one is saying you need saints to pray for you. it is just one type of prayer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Once again why do we need the prayer of saints in the church? Is Jesus not enough?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you (or someone) keeps using this word "need'. it is not the case that you need to ask saints to pray for you. it is one type of prayer, in the same way that you can pray on someone else's behalf or ask them to pray for you. maybe this isn't a common practice in protestant churches idk

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Where in the bible does it state we need to ask the saints to pray for us? Our time in church is supposed to be between us and Christ, not us, Christ, some saints, Mary, A pope, and God knows what else.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need saints to pray for you, just as you don't need your friends or family to pray for you. but we are Christians and we do that for each other.

                >Adam and Eve were sinless too
                They were created that way but then they sinned. Mary was a human sinner, like all descendants of Adam and Eve.
                >asking a saint to pray for you is not
                It is because in no way does the Bible ever tell you that Saints or Mary have the power to answer prayers. Only God has that ability, because He's omnipotent. You're turning humans into God in your heretical ways.

                God incarnate by His perfect nature could not have come into the world by an impure vessel. contrast Mary with the ark of the covenant. No unclean person was allowed anywhere near it, and some died because they touched it uncleanly.

                Where in the bible does it say your time spent in church needs to revolve around loving and respecting anybody but Jesus and God?

                >needs to revolve
                it doesn't need to revolve, see first response above

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >God incarnate by His perfect nature could not have come into the world by an impure vessel.
                You say this, but yet again it is not Biblical. Also, Jesus had siblings in the Bible, so Mary did not die a virgin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The ark of the covenant is not biblical?
                We have entire books of the OT showing what happens when you approach YHWH unworthily
                If you believe that Jesus is God incarnate, then it follows that a pure vessel is required to carry Him
                And Jesus doesn't have siblings, you can see this link for your refutation:
                https://www.catholic.com/qa/does-the-use-of-this-greek-word-for-sibling-indicate-that-jesus-had-brothers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >catholic dot com
                lel
                The ark of the covenant is Biblical but claiming (once again, for no reason) that Mary is without sin, is exalting her to level of God. Jesus is without sin because he's God. Mary was only human. A sinner. Also, the Bible clearly expresses that Christ had siblings, I read it myself. Maybe try sources other than "my religion is right because it is ok" dot com.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Mary is without sin, is exalting her to level of God. Jesus is without sin because he's God.
                bro, can you think through your arguments so I can stop repeating the same things?
                >Adam and Eve were sinless
                >..so they were God? no..?
                being sinless does not equate to being God and I don't where you pulled that one from

                Saint are dead, moron. The resurrection hasn't happened yet.
                >John 11:25 Jesus said to her, I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live

                the resurrection is for resurrections of the physical body, read the apostle's creed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exodus 20:4-5
                “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me,

                Assuming Adam and Eve were the progenitors of Man what would this verse mean?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >bro, can you think through your arguments so I can stop repeating the same things?
                No attempt at explaining your view.
                >being sinless does not equate to being God and I don't where you pulled that one from
                Fine, but humans fell after being made in the image of God. Mary then came from these fallen humans. The Bible clearly claims only Christ is without sin (and refers to Him as the second Adam), but never is such a thing claimed about your idol Mary.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No attempt at explaining your view.
                I have explained my view, you just keep asking over and over again
                i explained that Mary is the new ark of the covenant briefly, i would invite you to do more research on it yourself instead of mindlessly replying to me with the same thing over and over
                we have the benefit of 2000 years of scholars and theologians to lean on

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So a few Catholic apologists told you the Mary = ark of the covenant meme, and you believed them? You didn't even stop to check their work?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, some laymen in 16th century, Catholic Europe got it right but everyone else in history got it wrong. Imagine appealing to the worst kind of authority to make an argument.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes just like all the israelites got it wrong and kept adopting pagan rituals

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one making the claim that 1500 years of Christian scholars were united in their belief that Mary is the ark of the covenant. I'm doubting your claim. Either back it up or stop blustering.
                You EVEN ADMITTED YOURSELF THAT AUGUSTINE WAS WRONG ABOUT THINGS, so clearly you're lying when you say thousands of years of church scholars are all agreed on modern catholic dogmas.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You were arguing with someone else. But if the Church has official doctrine, then it's consistent with history and tradition.
                >Virgin, the Ark, brought forth His own Body into the world from that Ark, which was gilded with pure gold within by the Word, and without by the Holy Ghost - St. Hippolytus (c. 170 - c. 236)
                >The ark is verily the holy Virgin, gilded within and without, who received the treasure of universal sanctification. - St. Gregory Thaumaturgus (c. 213 - c. 270)
                Quick google search found two ancient primary sources.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Here's the actual quote from Hippolytus:
                >But the Lord was without sin, being of imperishable wood in respect of His humanity,—that is to say, being of the Virgin and the Holy Spirit, covered, as it were, within and without with the purest gold of the Word of God.
                In other words, who is the ark? JESUS.
                https://ccel.org/ccel/hippolytus/fragments/anf05.iii.iv.ii.vii.vi.html

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've found lots of quotes from different church fathers about this subject. We can quote mine all we want, but it won't change official doctrine.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It's totally fine when I lie
                If you have to lie to make your point, maybe your point is false?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How did I lie?

                >The Councils are also the Word of God, they gave you the Canonical Bible
                The councils didn't give the canonical bible. Otherwise, name the date of the council you think "gave" the canonical bible, and I'll show you quotes from fathers who already treated the new testament as canonical before then.

                Wut? It was at the Council of Carthage IIRC. Either way it was decided around the 5th century. This doesn't change the fact that Luther removed the Deuterocanon, nor do you have the right to use what's not yours.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Again it is not tedious to speak of the [books] of the New Testament. These are, the four Gospels, according to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Afterwards, the Acts of the Apostles and Epistles (called Catholic), seven, viz. of James, one; of Peter, two; of John, three; after these, one of Jude. In addition, there are fourteen Epistles of Paul, written in this order. The first, to the Romans; then two to the Corinthians; after these, to the Galatians; next, to the Ephesians; then to the Philippians; then to the Colossians; after these, two to the Thessalonians, and that to the Hebrews; and again, two to Timothy; one to Titus; and lastly, that to Philemon. And besides, the Revelation of John.

                6. These are fountains of salvation, that they who thirst may be satisfied with the living words they contain. In these alone is proclaimed the doctrine of godliness. Let no man add to these, neither let him take ought from these. For concerning these the Lord put to shame the Sadducees, and said, ‘Ye do err, not knowing the Scriptures.’ And He reproved the israelites, saying, ‘Search the Scriptures, for these are they that testify of Me4546.’

                7. But for greater exactness I add this also, writing of necessity; that there are other books besides these not indeed included in the Canon, but appointed by the Fathers to be read by those who newly join us, and who wish for instruction in the word of godliness. The Wisdom of Solomon, and the Wisdom of Sirach, and Esther, and Judith, and Tobit, and that which is called the Teaching of the Apostles, and the Shepherd. But the former, my brethren, are included in the Canon, the latter being [merely] read; nor is there in any place a mention of apocryphal writings. But they are an invention of heretics, who write them when they choose, bestowing upon them their approbation, and assigning to them a date, that so, using them as ancient writings, they may find occasion to lead astray the simple.
                Athanasius, 367

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You lied by giving a false quote to support a claim that the original quote did not support.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't a lie. It was a quote I found, you ignored the other quote for some reason.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you really want me to go through all of your quotes and prove you wrong each time?
                First of all, apologize to me for lying. Then I'll take you seriously. Otherwise, I know you're just being intellectually dishonest.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're not actually making any arguments. but that's okay, because this thread shouldn't even be up still

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i explained that Mary is the new ark of the covenant briefly
                Yeah but there's nothing biblical to back this up so I'm forced to throw it out. Mary is just a woman. The ark of the covenant comparison is irrelevant because no man can look upon God and live, but Jesus is God in the flesh, in a fallen form, birthed into a sin dimension through a woman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dead people cannot hear us nor can we communicate with them. This is well documented in the Word.

                You're inventing your own version of Christianity. We have always asked for intercession from the Saints. This protestant innovation of abandoning the Saints, hierarchy, icons, apostles, tradition, councils, church fathers, etc is all heretical. You always refer to your interpretation of the Bible as if it's the end all be all, but you're really just worshipping your own mind. The Bible didn't tell you which books should be in the Bible, it was the Church you claim is in heresy. Not only that but Luther removed a substantial amount of books from the Bible because they didn't jive well with him. Any protestant could do this, just pick and choose because you have no respect for sacred tradition or the Church that Christ established.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >This protestant innovation of abandoning the Saints, hierarchy, icons, apostles, tradition, councils, church fathers, etc is all heretical.
                Now you're just making shit up. It is you that is abandoning Christ by putting all of these things infront of him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it does seem like a really strong claim that up until Luther, all Christians got it wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They were led astray. The devil is real and only a fool wouldn't believe that he's trying to push us away from Christ hence the addition of Mary and a Pope conviently placed between you and Christ.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Luther was an Augustinian monk. He got his soteriology from Augustine and the Bible.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Augustine was wrong about a lot of things.

                They were led astray. The devil is real and only a fool wouldn't believe that he's trying to push us away from Christ hence the addition of Mary and a Pope conviently placed between you and Christ.

                The people who have you the Bible that you altered anyway were led astray? Lol, you're taking things from the Church while denouncing them as heretics in the process. Protestantism is for low IQ morons, it's as simple as that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gotta love all this contradiction. So you admit that you're picking and choosing from tradition just like Protestants do?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We altered the bible? Doesn't your vatican have a long tradition of doing this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not Catholic, they're obviously wrong as well.

                Gotta love all this contradiction. So you admit that you're picking and choosing from tradition just like Protestants do?

                What contradiction? I don't pick and choose. Everything is defined in canonical laws and the councils. There's nothing outside of that to choose from.

                >back to the historical of Church that gave us our creed, canonical text, Christology, and doctrines since the first synods and councils?
                Nobody at the council of Nicaea had ever even heard of the ascension of Mary. You're being incredibly anachronistic.

                This is a shit argument. Nobody at the councils properly defined Christology until the third Council of Ephesus, does that make the previous two wrong?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then what are you? And why are you so strongly arguing for Mary worship?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. Nobody worships Mary, she holds a special title as the Theotokos and is well regarded as a Saint. Protestants get all crazy over Mary for some reason, why not go crazy over the other Saints? You've smashed their icons already and you're left with a soulless room with wooden furniture, completely separated from the traditions of the Church.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Iconoclasm has a strong and ancient history in the church. The second commandment wasn't invented in the 16th Century.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, iconoclasts were declared heretical in a Council. It's theologically inconsistent with Christian doctrine.

                Are you a catholic? Yes or no? You argue like one of them but claim you're not

                >You've smashed their icons already and you're left with a soulless room with wooden furniture,
                Yes. There is no place but for Christ in the church.

                Again, you don't have Christ. You've invented your own version of Christianity that's not consistent with the ancient church nor do you even make an attempt to claim Apostolic tradition. Your tradition is derived from mentally ill, medieval western Europeans who innovated doctrines they personally wouldn't accept regardless if they contradicted everyone else before them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me where in your Bible does it say we need icons of saints and statues of Mary in the church?

                It's irrelevant which church I follow. It detracts from the subject so you can try and be a snake and change the goalposts.

                What subject does in detract from? Idolworship?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You haven't justified your usage of the Bible. It doesn't belong to you nor has it achieved the 'sola scriptura' status that you want it to. The Councils are also the Word of God, they gave you the Canonical Bible you're trying to argue against them with. It's a cycle of contradictions.

                You're trying to detract from the fact that you're just heterodox, if not a full blown heretic. You don't have the Church and you don't have Christ.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The Councils are also the Word of God, they gave you the Canonical Bible
                The councils didn't give the canonical bible. Otherwise, name the date of the council you think "gave" the canonical bible, and I'll show you quotes from fathers who already treated the new testament as canonical before then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a catholic? Yes or no? You argue like one of them but claim you're not

                >You've smashed their icons already and you're left with a soulless room with wooden furniture,
                Yes. There is no place but for Christ in the church.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>Are you a catholic? Yes or no?
                I don't know anon, he's using the Theotokos title, that's Orthodox stuff.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well I asked him before and he's to ashamed to admit what he is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's irrelevant which church I follow. It detracts from the subject so you can try and be a snake and change the goalposts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody at the councils properly defined Christology until the third Council of Ephesus, does that make the previous two wrong?
                You're the one equating modern Catholicism with the primitive church. You can't go "back" to the church of the 4th Century by believing in the infallibility of the pope and the assumption of Mary.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, you've abandoned all of that even if you try to claim otherwise. You've abandoned Christ by separating yourself from His Church and you have come up with strange doctrine. Who am I going the trust, some guy starting his own church 500 years after the Pope started his own church? Or am I going to go back to the historical of Church that gave us our creed, canonical text, Christology, and doctrines since the first synods and councils? The answer is obvious.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >back to the historical of Church that gave us our creed, canonical text, Christology, and doctrines since the first synods and councils?
                Nobody at the council of Nicaea had ever even heard of the ascension of Mary. You're being incredibly anachronistic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, you've abandoned all of that even if you try to claim otherwise. You've abandoned Christ by separating yourself from His Church and you have come up with strange doctrine. Who am I going the trust, some guy starting his own church 500 years after the Pope started his own church? Or am I going to go back to the historical of Church that gave us our creed, canonical text, Christology, and doctrines since the first synods and councils? The answer is obvious.

                >Mary is without sin, is exalting her to level of God. Jesus is without sin because he's God.
                bro, can you think through your arguments so I can stop repeating the same things?
                >Adam and Eve were sinless
                >..so they were God? no..?
                being sinless does not equate to being God and I don't where you pulled that one from
                [...]
                the resurrection is for resurrections of the physical body, read the apostle's creed

                i don't tho
                [...]
                Ecclesiastes is in the OT protlet

                You don't ACTUALLY believe the Roman Catholic Church is alluded to in the bible, right? You're aware that shit came much later after dozen upon dozens of denominations, and a lot syncretism and hellenism, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if there were a church more directly connected to Jesus Christ, that's where I would be
                your "church" is 1500 years too late

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You could interpret the scriptures to the best of your abilities. All your church has is seniority and, even then, it falls a few centuries short.
                Your church authorities can tell you Song of Songs is about God and the church while the US government says WTC7 fell due to a fire.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Prots are braindead
                >Church exists
                >Church creates bible
                >Frick the church! we only need the bible!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We're telling them the obvious truth, they're so close yet so far away.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did the Roman Catholic Church WRITE the scriptures?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you claiming that Catholics created the bible?

                Compile. And your horny heretics threw out multiple books because they didn't like them lol.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And your horny heretics threw out multiple books because they didn't like them lol.
                The irony of a catholic saying this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                when was the catholic church supposed to have been corrupted? was it days after they compiled the books of the bible?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Right after Christ established the Church there was a period of darkness for 1500 years then some German guy got it right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                See

                >catholicism is right because it has been fact checked by its own authority figures for centuries

                Did you get your 6 flut shots, yet?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                From inception. Christianity existed before Papism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you understand the meaning of compile?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you have a point to make, just make it. There's a reason i used the word "compile" as opposed to "write". but i don't actually know what point it is you want to make.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you claiming that Catholics created the bible?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who created the Bible that Jesus used in his day? It's not the Catholic Church.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Adam and Eve were sinless too
                They were created that way but then they sinned. Mary was a human sinner, like all descendants of Adam and Eve.
                >asking a saint to pray for you is not
                It is because in no way does the Bible ever tell you that Saints or Mary have the power to answer prayers. Only God has that ability, because He's omnipotent. You're turning humans into God in your heretical ways.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is some top shelf reach.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do protestants take issue with any of the contents of the prayer? I think the point is that it's all true to the bible. but then the question is whether we can ask other people to pray on our behalf. it seems that we can.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dead people cannot hear us nor can we communicate with them. This is well documented in the Word.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Catholics don't worship Mary. They venerate her.
      Prots just don't get it because their idea of worship is holding one hand in the air while swaying back and forth to some australian gay playing a cajon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they're dumbasses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Catholics don't worship Mary. They venerate her.
        Prots just don't get it because their idea of worship is holding one hand in the air while swaying back and forth to some australian gay playing a cajon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Protestants have given christianism a bad name though their inmense fanatical moronation, shut the frick up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm catholic and no one has ever told me to worship her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Let me get this straight. The bible doesn't tell you to worship Mary and neither does the catholic church but yet you do?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've never worshipped her. I bet that was funnier in your head.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've never worshipped her. I bet that was funnier in your head.

          >venerate
          >worship
          Why do you Catholics play these word games?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >i can't say i love or respect anyone because that means i'm worshipping them!!!
            - protestant logic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Where in the bible does it say your time spent in church needs to revolve around loving and respecting anybody but Jesus and God?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a holdover from pagan worship, making it based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I experimented with being religious some years ago, and one thing really stuck out to me: It's that Protestants are some of the stupidest motherfrickers out there. Almost no religion operates on sola scriptura, aside from those morons who insist that's how their god figure would've wanted it. All it takes is a single historical analysis of how the israelites in that region operated to see how baffling stupid the entire debacle is. I respect Muslims more than protestants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Magna Mater will always take on a different cultural form.
      I find the Hail Mary a particularly specific formula to pray for the well-being of the dead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I find the Hail Mary a particularly specific formula to pray for the well-being of the dead.
        What?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who is this cute prostitute?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DollBlush

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You protties really need to do your homework and stop perpetuating lies. You are what brought down Western civilization and I'm not even memeing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Remind us then? How long did America exist as a protestant nation before Catholics arrived? And how long after they arrived did its downfall begin?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there was a similar statue of Mary in the church i went to growing up that had her stepping on a snake and it always kind of freaked me out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you trans by any chance?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No he instinctively knows that you practice devil worship.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soul. Literally.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Jesus could go to the lepers and hookers, Mary can go to the kinoplex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TRUTH

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are proties so cranky? Didn't rewatch enough God's Not Dead today?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      assmad they got left below

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you kiss francis' feet today, anon?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AAHHHHHHHHH SOMETHING THAT ISNT SOULLESS CAPITALIST BULLSHIT IN PUBLIC!!!! IM GOING INSAAAAAANEEEE

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine what Mary's life would have been like if the bible was true.
    You are a good girl, and god takes a liking to you.
    So he rapes you at 14, which makes everyone hate you because they think you're a prostitute.
    So you marry that 30 year old carpenter dude because he gave your daddy a goat or something.
    You try to find peace in raising your son, but then he goes crazy and starts a cult.
    You wish for the best for him anyways, but one day he gets snatched up by the Romans and tortured to death.
    Eventually you die and go to heaven and finally find peace.
    Until it's ruined by endless prayers from random fricks who want you to forgive them for jacking off or whatever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could wear a cool cape like that in public

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >heh, an immaculate conception is heckin RAPE and jesus is a friggin CULTIST dude
      get a new line reddit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't know what immaculate conception is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, it's true. It was a cult back then and it's technically rape.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          being penetrated by someone is rape. you don’t say you’ve been raped by a zit or wart that grows on your face “without consent”

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can't prove that god didn't pound her dicky with his giant glowing penis.
            But even if he didn't, he still impregnated her without consent. Which is particularly fricked up given the culture she was living in.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're a mentally ill, unironic sick frick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >comparing jesus to a zit or wart
            Kek your words not mine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus was definitely a cult leader. You just don't like the word.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is every religion is a cult?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I find this sort of faux early /b/ greentext shit extremely cringe. I’m not sure what to pin it on, it’s like the perfunctory sentences with too many periods paired with language that attempts to shock the reader but just ends up coming across as adolescent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds pretty spot on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't know early /b/ had fedoras. Thanks, senpai.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like your average latina

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you realize the average woman had kids at 14 years old during that era right? You are such a moronic redditor you are imagining Mary crying because she wouldnt be able to go to college or something and her "dreams" in life ruined by this completely ordinary occurrence. Even if we put our fedora and say that god doesnt exist, then she was having sex with random guys and got pregnant, because guess what? it weas the fricking norm. There was no rape or life ruined.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good catch, he outs himself as a redditor by implicitly assuming modern gay values.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im suprised you didn't find a way to fit more of your buzzwords like "magic sky daddy"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So you marry that 30 year old carpenter dude
      kek Joseph was in his 70s or something when he married her iirc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        where do people come up with this shit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Never mind I just checked afterwards, some say he was in his 90s, some say he was 18-19. Basically no one knows, he's barely mentioned in the Bible anyways

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    May God bless Gru Hadrian Jesus

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone add a sussy amoung pequeño somewhere around and perhaps something related to trannies there and the resulting image perfectly encapsulates modern society

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Salve Regina!!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hello sexy dear friend. You please cum bangladesh. i receive you

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I missed the memo but now that Cinemaphile is a Christian conservative site are we supposed to be protestant or catholics?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most of us are catholic or orthodox. the prots usually make dumb arguments that are refuted instantly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you obsessed with American politics? Go Protestant. Do you prefer to roleplay as a crusader with old timey rituals and aesthetic buildings like in a fantasy RPG? Go Catholic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are making it an easy choice

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's like watching Dumb and Dumber fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow really clever metaphor, Dumb and Dumber
      Christians made up basically ever smart person ever btw.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which theater has this consumerism exhibit. I might just pay the single tax for this one 😉

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a protcuck heretic episode

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao it feels like I'm shitposting on Cinemaphile in 2015 again

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >christian infighting
    golly gee, who could be behind this post

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the most moronic motherfrickers on this earth are in this thread right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the atheists or the protestant screeching? Because I think the fedoras already left in shame from the thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He means the Catholics who think they're Christian

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KNEEL BEFORE MY MINIONS

    AS THEY KNEEL BEFORE ME

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek when they're not raping kids at the vatican christ cucks are worshipping this literal prostitute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not a prostitute moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >random prostitute in the middle east gets knocked up
        >gonna get behead if someone finds out
        >"uhh actually god did it to me"
        >christ cucks not only believed this but worship the bastard son

        HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a "literal prostitute"

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marthin Luther shares his name with a Black person lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Incorrect, he shares his name with TWO (2) [II] Black folk.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What movie is that promoting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The movie of real life.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Religion is cringe

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who actually wrote the Bible if Jesus died in the end?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the apostles wrote the new testament

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Praise Ishtar!
    >Things Christcucks don't want you to know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Real Christians know that Catholics are pagan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Christgay larpers are the real redditors, redditor.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a Christian. You have no faith, no knowledge of the bible or real interest in religious practice. You are a deranged incel larping as a religious person. All the 'validation' you get is from other tradlarpers. Real christians look at you with disgust and consider you a spiteful degenerate freak. You will never be catholic. You wrench out a fake prayer every morning and hope that it somehow triggers and owns the libtards. Eventually the lack of sex will be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment, knowing that you would have never given them grandchildren anyway. They will bury you without giving you a christian burial since everyone knew you were larping anyway.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    catholics getting btfo

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hail, holy Queen, Mother of Mercy,
    Hail our life, our sweetness and our hope.
    To thee do we cry,
    Poor banished children of Eve;
    To thee do we send up our sighs,
    Mourning and weeping in this valley of tears.
    Turn then, most gracious advocate,
    Thine eyes of mercy toward us;
    And after this our exile,
    Show unto us the blessed fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
    O clement, O loving,
    O sweet Virgin Mary.
    Pray for us, O holy Mother of God,
    that we may be made worthy of the promises of Christ.
    Amen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do Catholics actually spout this devil worship in church?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is Satanic, Catholics are insane

        >Holy queen
        Thats kinda too fricking much. Ave Maria is much more subtle.

        Cope, sinner

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is Satanic, Catholics are insane

        >Holy queen
        Thats kinda too fricking much. Ave Maria is much more subtle.

        Catholics (Mary worshipers) aren't Christian

        pray Jesus has mercy on you for constantly deriding his mother

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pray Jesus has mercy on you for idolizing his mother - a far graver sin.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i don't tho

            The book of Ecclesiastes says not one woman is righteous. That means Mary too, bozo

            Ecclesiastes is in the OT protlet

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Ecclesiastes is in the OT protlet
              And? It's still true.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It says no woman IS righteous. It doesnt say there will be never be a righteous woman. At that moment there was no righteous woman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This devotion comes from nothing. Yet again, your claims are extra-biblical

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Romans 3:23
                For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *all except Mary

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >*all except Mary
                Can you point out the verse that excludes Mary?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The book of Ecclesiastes says not one woman is righteous. That means Mary too, bozo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You ever think that using Cinemaphile is a bad idea if you're a christian?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Catholics (Mary worshipers) aren't Christian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, 2022 Cinemaphile is Christian mostly. God bless the orange cheeto who brought new blood into what was essentially a fedora symposium. Now its a trad site.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is Satanic, Catholics are insane

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this prayer predates the protestant reformation by 300 years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >this prayer predates the protestant reformation by 300 years.
          And paganism has been around since the beginning, your point?

          [...]
          [...]
          Cope, sinner

          >Prays to Mary
          >calls anyone a sinner

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well it's just throwing a lot of Christians under the bus. and saying well actually this one guy in the 16th century he figured it all out - which parts are good and bad. All that historical stuff - yeah that was all wrong.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >well it's just throwing a lot of Christians under the bus
              I suppose it's throwing Catholics under the bus, but that's fine because they're wrong. and follow a false religion. Martin Luther is just a guy. I know Catholics are. materialists who always deify men, so I get why you'd want to make it all about him, but the message is simply that Catholicism as a system of beliefs and teaching is directly contradicted by what the Bible actually says. It's a wonder that there are any Catholics left at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I decide what the Bible means
                Why can't pr*ts escape this basic problem?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't read the Bible and understand what it says
                Sounds like you have the bigger problem here, chief

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                do you personally read and are fluent in hebrew and greek?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I do not, but people who did translated the book into English.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i don't think you realize this, but different languages have different amounts of vocabulary and specificity. claiming that you understand scripture from reading the "english" bible is nonsense. scholars go to the original languages to find out the EXACT meanings of the languages.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Bible was written for the entire world to have and understand. It's true in every language because God is in control of who He's reaching. You don't sound very faithful here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say it wasn't true in every language, I said that some languages have less precision and so meaning can be more difficult to convey
                this is an issue for translating any foreign language work

                [...]
                You gave a false statistic, one that, applied consistently, says that there are hundreds of Catholic denominations. Oops.

                are you moronic? protestants are called protestants because they are not catholic. that's how they are defined.

                Did the Roman Catholic Church WRITE the scriptures?

                No

                Are you claiming that Catholics created the bible?

                Compiled, so yes in a way. Efficient cause

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Watch the video, moron. Maybe you'll stop embarrassing yourself by giving laughably false statistics.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i didn't ever give a statistic so i'm not sure what you are talking about
                I did give a FIGURE about number of denominations, which really doesn't matter anyway, it could be 1 prot denomination or a million, it's still heretical

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it doesn't matter if I lie, I'm right anyway
                I'm noticing a pattern with Catholics...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't lie

                Didn't your pope recently say that homosexuality was okay?

                No, he's a lib pope, there are a lot of problems at the vatican, but doctrine does not change

                looks like the cathlicucks have been worked up into a seethe

                protgays have to be educated somehow

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I didn't lie
                So it was someone else who claimed that there are "40000 different sects"?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i said there are 40000 prot denominations
                that's not a lie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It is a lie.

                Repent.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A lie is intentional misleading homosexual
                Even if that video is right (which I would argue against) it doesn't matter

                Catholics say this...

                what?

                And aliens are demons, bozo. I love how Catholics will give up all their senses even when clearly questionable things happen right in front of them. The Pope could wear the hat of a Babylonian fish god and you'd all just blankly accept it. Oh wait, that's already happening.

                >aliens are demons
                source?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Even if that video is right (which I would argue against)
                Then argue against it, homosexual.
                >A lie is intentional misleading homosexual
                So it's not your fault that you tried to mislead? Whose fault is it then?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                maybe later, i have to work in the morning
                are you the whiny voiced homosexual in the video?

                People disagree because we're in a fallen state
                that's why this [...]
                is not a good point. The Catholic Church is made up of sinners like any church. That's why we should praise God that the Bible can point us into the right direction, which is away from the false Catholic Church.

                the bible literally points you to the catholic church.
                Prots still can't explain John chapter 6.

                There is no existence of alien life mentioned in Genesis.

                [...]
                Christ is the head.

                i'm fairly sure the alien remark was tongue in cheek you autist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Prots still can't explain John chapter 6.
                Yes they can? You seem rather clueless about protestantism, almost like your only familiarity with it is biased Catholic stereotypes about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I could say the same thing to you.

                Tell me then, why does the Pope wear the head of the Babylonian god Dagon as his hat?

                I don't know what the frick that is, ask /x/ moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I could say the same thing to you.
                Then say it. What false stereotypes do I have about Catholics?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What false stereotypes do I have about Catholics?
                >worship mary
                >worship saints
                by the way, it would be easier to have a clue about protestant doctrine if that was an actual thing. if you talk to a prot you don't know what they will say. I've had plenty of them tell me that Jesus is not God (a heresy struck down 1700 years ago)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Venerate
                >Worship
                Semantics

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's not semantics. I love and respect my parents, grandparents, and siblings, and i ask them to pray for me. i do not worship them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Name one thing someone could do with respect to Mary that you would say is over the line and counts as worship, even if that person says it's only veneration.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                basically anything we do for Jesus.
                we sacrifice Christ on the altar and eat his body and blood, and fall prostrate before him asking for His mercy and forgiveness
                we proclaim Him the King over all of creation with absolute omnipotence
                no one does that for Mary and if they do, it would be heretical and a violation of the first commandment.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and fall prostrate before him asking for His mercy and forgiveness
                Many Catholics do this for Mary.
                >we proclaim Him the King over all of creation with absolute omnipotence
                And Catholics call Mary the Queen of Heaven and say she's omnipotent.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Many Catholics do this for Mary.
                then they are heretics
                >And Catholics call Mary the Queen of Heaven
                Yes we do
                >and say she's omnipotent.
                No we don't

                They reject Catholicism too, bozo

                Not really, they just disagree about some creed language. orthodox and catholics believe 99.9% the same things.

                you are being a little vague. are your grandparents dead?

                some of them

                Let me get this straight. You go to church and spend your entire service praying to your grandparents?

                No moron. I don't know even know where you would get that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No moron. I don't know even know where you would get that.
                That's the answer you gave me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                http://resources.ipsissima-verba.org/documents/extraordinary-form-order-of-mass-all-draft-9.pdf
                this is what i do in church.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Not really, they just disagree about some creed language. orthodox and catholics believe 99.9% the same things.
                I literally heard the interpretation of the church being built on the faith that Peter represented from an Orthodox theologian. This is why they don't accept the Pope as the vicar of Christ on Earth.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So Richard of St. Lawrence and St. Antoine are heretics?
                http://www.catholictradition.org/Mary/glories6.htm

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, you're just purposefully misreading that to fit with your narrative.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >She is omnipotent, for the queen, according to all laws, enjoys the same privileges as the king; and since the son's power also belongs to the mother, this Mother is made omnipotent by an omnipotent Son.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i would say heretical

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i would say
                You don't get a say. Just follow the leader.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not letting

                may the Lord grant us a restful night and a peaceful death.


                Amen. close the thread
                protgay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                none of these statements are true???

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >bringing up stuff out of context
                Don't know anything about this but protties are the most disingenuous people out there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a Catholic website.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe. Quote is still out of context, you smarmy cretin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not my fault. Catholics are the ones who love the thrill of blasphemy that goes up their spine when they say "Mother of God". They don't care to put context into that phrase when they use it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >every quote and verse and that disproves catholicucks is le heckin out of contexterino
                lmao pathetic religion

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it smells like heresy. but i'm also not about to read 1000 pages of this guy's writings to put it into context

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                However do you go into church and pray to your grandparents to pray to Jesus to save you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the same guy, but yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you pray to everybody BUT Christ?

                i ask my grandparents to pray for me

                That wasn't the question. Do you go to church and pray to your grandparents to pray to Christ for your sake?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I answered your question moron
                Stop being a homosexual
                I ask my grandparents to pray for me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you are being a little vague. are your grandparents dead?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Let me get this straight. You go to church and spend your entire service praying to your grandparents?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i ask my grandparents to pray for me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ask /x/? He's your fricking Pope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >t. i saw a pic some moron created on mspaint where the pope is wearing a hat that barely resembles an ancient hieroglyph
                >your move cathcuck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >childish deflection
                And you wonder why we call you devil worshippers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, i am not in fact a devil worshipper because of a moronic meme you saw on reddit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for conceding.

                So no one? Lmao. What do you think the apostles were?

                Men lead directly by Christ.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Men lead directly by Christ.
                And yet they were born with original sin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but the were directly lead by christ so I can be sure that their sins didn't interfere with he's word.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Same goes for the Catholic Church because Christ promised so.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong the catholic church appeared after Christ had left this earth and doesn't even follow the Bible that the apostles had created.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Another anon has already brought up an argument against that being the catholic church.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >muh keys

                Cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >muh keys

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Pope wears a miter, which is modeled after a Babylonian fish god known as Dagon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yep, that's mspaint all right

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok have a good life ignoring the reality of your satanic religion

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There is no existence of alien life mentioned in Genesis.

                Still needs a functional hierarchy. As you yourself need a head, so does the Church.

                Christ is the head.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Christ is the head.
                Bro. Stop playing dumb.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so desperate to be lead by mortal sinners?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >mortal sinners
                No. You don't want to be lead by anyone though. You say only Christ but how would you even determine how to correctly interpret his word? Because the holy spirit works through you and not all the other heretics claiming the same? Pure pride. See where it gets you, I guess.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The bible explicitly states that even the most righteous man is a sinner. So why would I look for man to lead me? Especially when I have Christ.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Especially when I have Christ.
                Do you? Or is it just YOUR idea of Christ you have.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's still better than a fallible mortal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are a fallible mortal, you moron. Holier men than you have erred and you err all the more. Prideful fool.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Correct but you being a dumb cathcuck, are to stupid to see how you just destroyed your own argument.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Christs own word
                >holier men than you
                No distinction, no nuance in that small mind of yours.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Man is fallen. Our salvation is christ. Not the the preacher standing infront of you. Not your heretic pipe. Not Mary or your saints but Christ.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And who to tell how best to access his mystery? Who to tell how to interpret his teachings? You are spoiled to the point of being rotten.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know but certainly not a fellow sinner.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So no one? Lmao. What do you think the apostles were?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > There is no existence of alien life mentioned in Genesis.
                but genesis doesn't say anything about what's happening on other planets?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                are demons
                >source?
                Well, given their reported behavior and how they disappear when you call on Jesus' name, it's pretty obvious, not to mention the Earth is flat and space isn't even real. All things factor in to revealing a clearly demonic manifestation, not extraterrestrial at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No, he's a lib pope, there are a lot of problems at the vatican, but doctrine does not change
                So you can pick and choose whether you follow him?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And aliens are demons, bozo. I love how Catholics will give up all their senses even when clearly questionable things happen right in front of them. The Pope could wear the hat of a Babylonian fish god and you'd all just blankly accept it. Oh wait, that's already happening.

                I don't "follow" the pope, I follow Christ. The pope is just the earthly manager of the church. There can and have been heretical popes. it doesn't mean the church is wrong. it just means that the pope is a sinner, which we already knew.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you catholic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but the religion itself carries on dark practices. There's a difference between being a sinner and being a man of Satan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >dark practices
                the practices are based on the ancient israeli religion. i'm not sure what you're referring to unless it's
                >muh praying to Mary

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me then, why does the Pope wear the head of the Babylonian god Dagon as his hat?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lots of protestants don't deny the real presence. I think mormon's, jehova's witnesses, some anglicans, others may. but that's the protestant legacy for you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I didn't say it wasn't true in every language, I said that some languages have less precision and so meaning can be more difficult to convey
                >this is an issue for translating any foreign language work
                Yeah and this means that we need a Pope? What's your point here? The Holy Spirit is available to all and that's just the fact.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                constantly shifting goal posts
                my argument was that it's foolish for you to apply your own personal scriptural exegesis without doing scholarly research, and my supporting fact i gave was language differences
                now you're changing to something about the pope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and my argument is that the Bible is made available for everyone to understand through the Holy Spirit because God is a personal God and only Catholics feel the need to gatekeep this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this logic would mean that no Christians, ever, in 2000 years disagreed about scripture meaning.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Catholics say this...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the catholic church would just say those readings are wrong and heretical. It was a pretty good system for a while.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People disagree because we're in a fallen state
                that's why this

                Exactly. That's why there's the Catholic Church the gates of hell shall not prevail against.

                is not a good point. The Catholic Church is made up of sinners like any church. That's why we should praise God that the Bible can point us into the right direction, which is away from the false Catholic Church.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but Christ gave his promise that hell shall not prevail against it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Christ said Hell will not prevail against the church, which is the body of Christ. Catholics wrongly interpret this to mean their thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.”

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and Protestants and Orthodox take this to mean that Christ was founding His church on Peter's faith, not on the literal man himself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                don't drag orthodox in with your nonsense

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They reject Catholicism too, bozo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                clearly we messed up somewhere. was it the first 1500 years of the church? that seems unlikely, but either way, something went horribly wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to be under the fallacious assumption that catholic doctrine was the same in the sixteenth century as it was in the first century. It is not so. Catholicism gradually accreted many traditions and doctrines over the centuries, so when you talk about catholicism in the sixteenth century, it overlaps with - but is not the same as - catholicism in the first several centuries.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                to be clear, i think you're right. but people seem to be opposed to the notion of a pope. which is one of those things we've had from very early on

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the notion of a pope
                Again, "the notion of a pope" today is a complex subject that includes many points that are not ancient.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you have to be more specific about what you mean

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                These are not ancient:
                1. That the pope is infallible
                2. That the office of pope is an authority above all other bishops

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t h e
                p o p e
                i s
                n o t
                i n f a l l i b l e
                u n l e s s
                s p e a k i n g
                e x
                c a t h e d r a

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He's not infallible until he decides he's infallible
                Sigh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                okay. will look into the historicity of these concepts, but I don't find them problematic. it's getting late.
                have a hecking good nighterino everyone :^)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Explain all the morbillions of off-shoots then, lol.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People are flawed and messy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. That's why there's the Catholic Church the gates of hell shall not prevail against.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not the same guy, but we had a buddy in this very thread, struggling with the concept of the logos.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, you cannot. You're guided by your own subjective interpretations instead of the authority that gave you the Bible in the first place.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You do understand how moronic you're being, right? The supposed problem you think you've pointed out about sola scriptura applies equally to sola ecclesia. Because you can't understand what your infallible pope has declared without making a subjective interpretation of what he said.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                a bloo abbloogoo vlah blah
                FRICK OFF SPOOK

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kek get fricked

                Do you really want me to go through all of your quotes and prove you wrong each time?
                First of all, apologize to me for lying. Then I'll take you seriously. Otherwise, I know you're just being intellectually dishonest.

                I didn't lie, dipshit. You can go through all the quotes I give you and it won't make a difference to you.

                >You're guided by your own subjective interpretations instead of the authority that gave you the Bible in the first place
                No, I'm guided by the Holy Spirit, who wrote the Word in the first place

                Yes, your authority/interpretation is worth less than dog shit. I don't know why prots attach themselves so much to the one thing they can't justify in the first place.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How is giving a false quote to prove a point it doesn't support not lying?
                You lied.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lying needs intention, dumb c**t. Again, you're a dishonest frick that will conveniently ignore any evidence that contradicts you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, so it's not your fault? You have no responsibility for vetting the arguments you swipe from other people and use for yourself to deceive other people?
                On second thought, why would you believe those liars in the first place? Doesn't it worry you a bit that you believed something that was false, because you didn't check it first?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, your authority/interpretation is worth less than dog shit. I don't know why prots attach themselves so much to the one thing they can't justify in the first place.
                I could say the same thing to you. You attach yourself to the Catholic church whose teachings you can't justify. In fact, those teachings are directly contradicted by the Bible they (pretend to) believe in.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You're guided by your own subjective interpretations instead of the authority that gave you the Bible in the first place
                No, I'm guided by the Holy Spirit, who wrote the Word in the first place

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's really annoying when prots call the bible
                >The Word™
                because you get that from John 1
                >In the beginning was the Word
                translated from logos, referring to Christ, not a book

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know the literal translation of "logos" is "word", right? Meaning, the actual word "word". As in, the Septuagint uses the word "logos" to refer to the word of God in the Old Testament, i.e., the scriptures.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >In the beginning were the scriptures
                >And the scriptures were with God
                >And the scriptures were God
                Oh now I see

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop pretending to be moronic. "Word" means "word". Its primary referent is the verbal utterance of God. John uses it to refer to Jesus to make a theological point about Jesus being God's pronouncement.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay? That's not what you said before. That's what I said. did you forget which argument you're making?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok buddy moron. Even if you can't admit you were wrong, I'm happy you aren't going to make that mistake again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Protestants really believe this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nice argument dummy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who decided which books are part of the bible? An organization, a church, with their debates, discussions and needs. There cant be sola scriptura because its a compilation decided by committee.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Who decided which books are part of the bible?
                The hand of God

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You know what else predates us? Devil worship and idol worship.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Holy queen
      Thats kinda too fricking much. Ave Maria is much more subtle.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.
    Blessed art thou among women,
    and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
    Holy Mary, Mother of God,
    pray for us sinners,
    now and in the hour of our death. Amen.

    Notice how the prayer asks Mary to pray for us, it directly implies that she cannot give any absolution or passage to heaven. Why does a friend praying for us send protestants in such autism infused seething?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Jesus said "the only path to the Father is through me." And Catholics disrespect Him by praying to a woman instead. It's an insult and a blasphemy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this one verse in the Bible means this one thing I ascribe to it even if it's not what everyone else before me believed!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I appeal to history no matter how much I'm proven wrong!!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You just got btfo and you know it. You don't have any authority to make any interpretation of the Bible.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              False, it is the Holy Spirit that reveals to us the meaning, which we receive by accepting salvation through Jesus

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I know your position. You're inventing random shit like I can. I have a burning feeling in my heart that the holy spirit dwells within me and it tells me everyone before me is wrong about this verse. You realise how stupid that sounds?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't sound stupid. Once again you're blinded by your own appeal to history. Not God's fault you refuse correction.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter what you believe. The Holy spirit is telling me you're wrong. Now what? Such a low IQ position to take.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The Holy spirit is telling me you're wrong. Now what?
                Now you're bearing false witness. Repent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And the only path is through him. We just ask Mary to pray with us so Jesus opens the path.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >We just ask Mary to pray with us so Jesus opens the path.
          Which is completely unnecessary and heretical

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does a friend praying for us send protestants in such autism infused seething?
      I don't go into church to "ask friends to pray for me" I go into church to pray.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you are in the hospital is not weird or uncommon to ask for someone to pray for you even if you could do it alone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And? Friends praying for you is only a nice gesture. It falls upon you to make your amends with christ. Now amount of "friends praying for you" will bring you salvation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I go into church to pray.
        you don't go to church to pray, you go to listen to shitty bands sing the same chorus 3000 times

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          um excuse you sweaty, he goes to church to get financial advise from his self-help guru

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We dont have bands. We personally sing the hymns but nice try cathcuck.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'll see you there this wednesday night xister!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You know us protestants aren't one giant organization with one leader right, cathcuck?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kek yeah i know, Christ really meant for his Church to have 40000 different sects who believe in varying degrees of nonsense

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How many sects are there in the Catholic Church?
                hint: it's more than one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Catholic literally means universal
                there's no "sects" in the catholic church.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No he actually meant for it to be one gigantic organization led by old men, in one small city, all dressed in gold and living in luxury.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Catholic literally means universal
                there's no "sects" in the catholic church.

                You gave a false statistic, one that, applied consistently, says that there are hundreds of Catholic denominations. Oops.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      From our earliest years nothing has ever been closer to Our heart than devotion-filial, profound, and wholehearted-to the most blessed Virgin Mary. Always have We endeavored to do everything that would redound to the greater glory of the Blessed Virgin, promote her honor, and encourage devotion to her. Accordingly, from the very beginning of Our supreme pontificate We have most fervently directed Our energies and Our thoughts to this matter of such great importance.
      Great indeed is Our trust in Mary. The resplendent glory of her merits, far exceeding all the choirs of angels, elevates her to the very steps of the throne of God.[1] Her foot has crushed the head of Satan. Set up between Christ and His Church,[2] Mary, ever lovable and full of grace, always has delivered the Christian people from their greatest calamities and from the snares and assaults of all their enemies, ever rescuing them from ruin.
      For, God has committed to Mary the treasury of all good things, in order that everyone may know that through her are obtained every hope, every grace, and all salvation. For this is His will, that we obtain everything through Mary.[3]
      https://www.papalencyclicals.net/Pius09/p9ubipr2.htm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Amen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does a friend praying for us send protestants in such autism infused seething?
      They have no problem asking for a living friend praying for them

      >brother, I need your prayers to keep these demons off of me!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They have no problem asking for a living friend praying for them
        It's a nice gesture. We don't fill our church service with us asking friends to pray for us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amen

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I left the catholic church.
    Pretty ebin. Saving money on tax, yo

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >christcucks arguing who the real christcucks are again

    this shit is hilarious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We're all Christcucks - but some are bigger cucks than others

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are the papists in this thread aware that, even if the official catholic position wasn't heretic, millions of catholics around the world DO pray to saints and Mary expecting help directly from them? Somehow, this has never been an urgent issue for the church.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Mexicans.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do mediterraneans have Oedipal complex?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We have good Catholic mothers instead of protestant anglo prostitutes

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo you cant acknowledge other biblical figures!
    >only jesus matters!!
    t. smoothbrain protty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting? Nobody says you can't acknowledge other biblical figures. The fact that you can't even accurately describe what you catholics do shows me that you're ashamed to admit it out loud.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a minute you mean all I have to do to send some boring straight edge virgin protestant into a seethe is to say the hail mary?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. They are children, really. Spoiled children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >admitting catholics are alcoholic degenerates
      lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, really. Protgays are deranged like that

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are catholics so attached to their pagan rituals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the rituals are based.
      t. former alter boy that got to drink wine when I was 10 years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. former alter boy
        Me too. Good times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When protestants say stuff like this, it really does just come across as them saying "here's the parts of Christianity that make me uncomfortable". Comparing the beliefs of early christians to paganism should be alarming to you. why are you so willing to compare the historical church to pagans?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its alarming that you are so devoted to these pagan rituals

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pagan rituals
          You and your lies are the bane of Western civilization.

          Right after Christ established the Church there was a period of darkness for 1500 years then some German guy got it right.

          Kek. Things really went great after that.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >catholicism is right because it has been fact checked by its own authority figures for centuries

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    santa maria llena eres de gracia
    bendita tu eres entre las mujeres y bendito sea el fruto de tu vientre

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be prot
    >le holy spirt is heckin burnin within me
    >im finna speakin in TONGGGUUUES
    ADHADAHHSDA BASADASD LASDPSADKIAS KLASFJGKHFAS DJKSADS SAJKFJASKSAD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna...
      I'm gonna...
      TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not one sect so cry about it cathcuck. Their are sects of prots that have women preachers and I condemn them can you do the same with your pope?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        condemn the pope for being based? why would I do that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't your pope recently say that homosexuality was okay?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely not. Typical prottie lie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            American slander. Guess what kind of Christianism reigns in America?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely not. Typical prottie lie.

            He literally said he would baptize aliens lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              and? the church's mission is to spread the message of Christ to every galaxy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And aliens are demons, bozo. I love how Catholics will give up all their senses even when clearly questionable things happen right in front of them. The Pope could wear the hat of a Babylonian fish god and you'd all just blankly accept it. Oh wait, that's already happening.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And carry a staff entwined with two serpents

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                or drink 666 monster energy drinks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not religious bro. I'm just making fun of you. Protestants are kino lolcows.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Protestantism has no functioning hierarchy and cut itself off from tradition. That's all you need to know to understand how fundamentally broken it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Protestantism was just an excuse to fight the power of the church. While I can understand how greedy nobles would want that, the fact that commoners fell for it is absolutely hilarious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Commoners are literally plebs and plebs need to be ruled over. Sad truth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If the church hadn't been so corrupt, then we would have prevented a lot of nonsense.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not changing something from within, instead tearing it in half
          Protties are lost

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They are accusers and rebels, just like a certain someone.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Protestants literally did try to change the church from within. That's why it was called the "reformation".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Catholics should feel guilty all the time, including blaming themselves for the reformation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Christian hierarchy:
      >Colossians 2:19 holding fast to the Head, from whom the whole body, nourished and knit together through its joints and ligaments, grows with a growth that is from God.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The functioning hierarchy is as follows:
      God>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Man
      And that's all I need.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are like a baby, no conception of reality. Sad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't place your fellow man on a pedestal that means you're bad
          Cry about it, cathcuck, actually maybe crying to your pope will help.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >5'1 guy with 70IQ and breathing problems has the same capabilities as 6'3 guy with 145+IQ in perfect health

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In our lords eyes were all the same. You'd know if you read the Bible.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Before him, yes. We all have to adhere to his laws. Among each other we're not equal though. We all come differently equipped and there is absolutely no way you could deny that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes amongst us were not equal but were speaking about his church here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Still needs a functional hierarchy. As you yourself need a head, so does the Church.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the cathlicucks have been worked up into a seethe

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Lord, I present to you your latest legion of faithful followers: Incel groypers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hello Lord, I present to you your latest legion of faithful followers
      A little presumptuous, no?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    O Mother of Perpetual Help, thou art the dispenser of all the goods which God grants to us miserable sinners, and for this reason he has made thee so powerful, so rich, and so bountiful, that thou mayest help us in our misery. Thou art the advocate of the most wretched and abandoned sinnerswho have recourse to thee. Come then, to my help, dearest Mother, for I recommend myself to thee. In thy hands I place my eternal salvation and to thee do I entrust my soul. Count me among thy most devoted servants; take me under thy protection, and it isenough for me. For, if thou protect me, dear Mother, I fear nothing; not from my sins, because thou wilt obtain for me the pardon of them; nor from the devils, because thou are more powerful than all hell together; nor even from Jesus, my Judge himself, because by one prayer from thee he will be appeased. But one thing I fear, that in the hour of temptation I may neglect to call on thee and thus perish miserably. Obtain for me, then, the pardon of my sins, love for Jesus, final perseverance, and the grace always to have recourse to thee, O Mother of Perpetual Help.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Referring to Peter in this context was referring to his faith, not him as a church leader. But it's just so ironic because the gates of Hell have no doubt prevailed over the Catholic Church. If you followed God instead of the church you could see that. They are the most materialistic and opulent religion known to man. Jesus was a servant of all, and the Pope sits on a golden throne with gilded robes, carrying a scepter of serpents and wearing a Babylonian fish god hat, all the while the Vatican sits on catacombs of bones. St. Peter's Basilica (meaning Peter's basilisk) is shaped like the head of a serpent. The signs are everywhere that this is a religion of this world, and not of God.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jew

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prots have no theological basis for any of their "beliefs" and therefore their entire religion is superstition
    /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Catholic thinks the Bible doesn't count as a theological basis for beliefs

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aw sweet, a schizo thread

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    may the Lord grant us a restful night and a peaceful death.
    Amen.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actually may the Lord grant us a restful night and a peaceful death.
    Amen.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God is uncreated, by the way, He doesn't have a mother. Just wanna point that out.

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