Kneel to the god of capeshit.

Kneel to the god of capeshit.

>GotG was so good it basically redefined the entire MCU and how Hollywood scores blockbuster movies in general
>makes a Suicide Squad movie that people actually love without doing a reboot
>makes Peacemaker which still mogs on every MCU show
>comes back to the MCU to save Phase 4 with GotG3
>goes back to Peacemaker for Season 2 to keep mogging

Once he's done for good, capeshit is dead. We all know it.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell, Knoxville looks like shit now

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Michael Cernovich tries to kill his career
    >It almost looks like he succeeds when Marvel fires Gunn
    >DC immediately hires him
    >Marvel rehires him
    >His career is doubled
    Thanks Mike

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cernovinch is a stupid c**t, he's not even all that well liked in the right wing circles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Once Kennedy is sacked (if it happens) expect Carano to be back, Feige cares about his creatives and Favreau is high in the hierarchy.

      • 2 years ago
        Sauce

        frick off doomwiener

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol not him but they fired my waifu and I'm still not over it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gunn, Snyder - Capekino
    Everyone else - Capeshit
    They're the only ones whose films feel like actual films and not cell phone commercials

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based as frick. Taika especially is anti-capekino. I'll give some credit to the Russo Bros though, while they are kinda bland, they directed some of the better MCU movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Russos made some very good/good Metal Gear Solid movies with The Winter Soldier and Civil War.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Swap Snyder for Waititi, he hasn't produced capekino (yet)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >taika
        >capekino
        Have you seen the Thor 4 trailers? It's genuinely the most soulless MCU movie I've seen up to this point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          we get it, you're still mad about people liking ragnarok

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought Ragnarok was fine. My problem is Thor 4 seems to take all the problems Ragnarok had (constant quipping, bad visuals, lame plot) and turning it up to 10.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why wasn't #5 in the spoiler section?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the most soulless MCU movie I've seen up to this point
          Really?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            DS2 was butchered and ruined in reshoots and rewrites. That's completely different than Thor 4 just being soulless and boring.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the walking advertisement with celebrity cameos was never going to be good movie, but keep coping

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Iron Man 2
              >Thor 2
              >Ant-Man
              >Avengers 2
              >Eternals
              >Shang Chi
              Okay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thor appears naked and you already know why he likes Taika

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >soulless
          Black person, this word means nothing since "souls" are a work of fiction

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ragnarok was an abomination

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ragnarok ruined the MCU in the same way GotG gave the MCU soul.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Both are self-conscious garbage drenched in irony.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Gunn isn't ironic, he's earnest. That's what makes his work have soul. Taika is cynical and ironic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Zack Snyder
      >Kino
      more like ki-NO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >snyder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Neither of them made “X-Men: Days Of Future Past” or “Logan”.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right, I said they don't make movies that look like cell phone commercials.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Logan
        muh the enemy is a clone of me named iron monger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder movies are bad and you should feel bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Snyder
      FRICK
      OFF
      YOU gayGIT

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >makes a Suicide Squad movie that people actually love without doing a reboot
    how can people love it if people didn't see it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone I know that's seen it loves it. The only negative things I ever hear about it are anons with Asperger's bringing up the box office. Why should I care? I still rewatch and love it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact: Every time you try to argue box office for a movie that was released to streaming at the same time, your penis gets smaller. A little bit every time.

        that's some pathetic fricking cope right there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Smaller

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          teeny weeny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As pathetic as your ever shrinking dick? I doubt it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but people did see it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact: Every time you try to argue box office for a movie that was released to streaming at the same time, your penis gets smaller. A little bit every time.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The MCU just follows what Whedon Iron Man and Whedon did early on, dude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Phase 1 genuinely sucked except Iron Man. OP is right in that GotG basically juiced the MCU up with some soul.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >some soul.
        Without exception, every part of MCU is completely soulless.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's such an easy and boring opinion. I hate the MCU at this point too but there's definitely some good movies with soul sprinkled in during Phases 2 and 3.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's easy because it's a fact.
            Movies in general have been losing soul hard since the start of the millennium. Modern Disney-owned properties, especially this side of 2010, are devoid of soul.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well, I'm glad I can still enjoy things unlike you. It's nice to be able to like things and dislike other things, instead of having to resort to liking everything or liking nothing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I enjoy plenty of things, just not Disney Marvel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >GotG
        >soul
        Lmao Whedon's movies had more soul. GotG and TSS just proved to me how unfunny James Gunn actually is and how hard he tries to be funny all the time with his toilet humor.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine praising Whedon and implying you have a sense of humor in the same post. Whedon is like the 7th grade kid who thinks he's a class clown but he's not because James Gunn is the actual class clown.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >james gunn says the same jokes as whedon but sometimes he swears so that makes him actually funny

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, and everyone laughs at Gunn's jokes and girls have sex with him while Whedon has to resort to raping women for a chance. That's how the world works.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone laughs at Gunn's jokes
                Kek then why did he delete thousands of his "joke" tweets around the time he got fired by Marvel? It's almost like his sense of humor is completely hit or miss just like Whedon, who had plenty of success too. What did Gunn do some revolutionary? Quips? Licensed music? We were already doing that in Phase 1.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                phase 1 isn't canon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to be unfamiliar with the words 'taste' and 'style'

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go ahead and elaborate for everybody.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pick up a dictionary

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He took whedon's formula and made it good. He injected a tone and style of humor that makes the quipping feel more organic than forced. The final confrontation of GotG was literally a dance off. If any other MCU movie did this it would be hated forever. Only Gunn could pull this off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He injected a tone and style of humor that makes the quipping feel more organic than forced.
                Yeah except that scene is god awful and GotG2 was riddled with forced humor, it's literally a common complaint you see all the time with the movie. The only reason people are more likely to accept it is because the main character is a joke that most people didn't take seriously, just like with Taika turning Thor into a joke, so now Thor can act like a compete moron and people will be like, oh yeah, that makes sense. Meanwhile it doesn't work with Doctor Strange, it's awful when they try to make him funny with that same MCU style.

                Pick up a dictionary

                Nothing? Ok.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't read. Gunn movies have soul and are rewatchable. Whedon movies are gay and boring.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >girls have sex
                Underage girls you mean. Stop licking that soi homosexual's boots

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If capeshit is going to have quippy humor, and it always will, I definitely prefer the Gunn variety over Taika or whatever the frick they were doing in No Way Home.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whedon was a fricker they hired to direct the Avengers movie that was already planned well in advance, idiot decided to get creative for Age of Ultron and was promptly shown the door.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Whedon Iron Man
      Which timeline are you from?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he didnt list gotg christmass special

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we have a Whedon apologist
    the absolute mental state of some frickers on this site

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > and how Hollywood scores blockbuster movies in general
    You have to be like 16 TOPS if you think this.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood never recovered from 2007 writers strike

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Iron Man was filmed basically without a script. Just think about it, the MCU is probably the strike's fault.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2007 was the last good year for hollywood movies

      Iron Man was filmed basically without a script. Just think about it, the MCU is probably the strike's fault.

      >Just think about it, the MCU is probably the strike's fault.
      that and the prequels making filming nothing but greenscreens viable for capeshit

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's about to happen to this gay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's doing GotG3 which will save Phase 4. Then he's doing Peacemaker S2 and he claims he's done with capeshit after but we all know Disney or WB are going to pay him a ton of money to make another movie. I think he should do the Dark Avengers movie.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dance off, bro.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GotG was good on it's own but its overall effects on the MCU has been disastrous. I can't stand the constant quipping and humor, and the lesser importance on plot and consistency

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another director who is only in the MCU because he is gay and is a Victoria Alonso dummy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gamora's design was never good, the Mass Effect ripoff armor or leather shit was more of a lateral move really. Only coomers would disagree.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry that you think the Borat mankini costume is a good design.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I do though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What makes a director hide women's bodies and leave men in their underwear or completely naked in his movies?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Knowledge that guys are going to watch if for the 'splosions and fightan, but if you can get the women to voluntarily go along to see it, you'll make enough money to name your own price with the studio.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peacemaker which still mogs on every MCU show
    He turned Pacemaker and Vigilante into two gays, and it's no joke after that he should be banned from directing another capeshit

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That doesn’t matter assshole, Whedon is incapable of writing dialogue that doesn’t make me want to kill myself from cringe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about either them as creative talents. They are both shit and horrible human beings.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gunn Skwad didn't draw to theaters because 1) it was on streaming 2) it was transparently DC's brazilian GotG rip-off and 3) the first Skwad was a shitty movie that rugpulled everyone on Joker

    Same reason WB couldn't make a Justice League movie worth seeing; their Superman interpretation was garbage, Gadot can barely handle playing a backwoods rube, and Fatfleck is a mediocre actor famous for being younger and handsomer.

    Black Adam vs Brazilian Inclusive Avengers won't even come close to The Batman's numbers.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like that James Gunn embraces the absurd elements of comic books. What I don't like is how he generally undercuts the drama of his own movie with cheap jokes.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think Whedon writes superheroes pretty well, myself.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First time I've seen a picture of him. I've gotta say he's different from the general mental image I had of him. In some ways he doesn't look as cringe as I thought he would be in other ways he looks more like a tool than I thought he would.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the stallone movie isn't happening

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >James Gunn is a pedophile
    there's nothing wrong with being the experienced one to break a hymen and wait until the blum seeps out of a new woman's pussy that you gave drugs to

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