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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The girl was cute. I wonder why I never saw her doing anything else.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this as laughable as the Sherlock Holmes TV series with Benedict Cumberbatch?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kinda silly, but less up it's own ass than the show.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's closer to that than Elementary, with magic slow time super thinking.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's alright if you don't take it too seriously. The second one is particularly fun and has Jared Harris as probably my favorite portrayal of Moriarty.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funkino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SOMEBODY POST THE SCREENCAP!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Elementary my dear Watson.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        way better than the series, the series also stole the score from the movie which might make it a little odd at first

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I NEED TO GO TO MY MIND PALACE

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dreamcatcher started the mainstream version of all that stuff. But Lector was the first big practitioner of it IINM, they just named it on screen. Clear Jesuit schooling/tutoring at work from whatever weird eastern euro background he was from.

          Could argue that Fight Club is the result of one of those guys having a psychotic break (or more specifically a "Psychotic Leak" of his buried Jesuit Alt). Jack/Tyler are Lector-teir organizational and tactical geniuses.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they just named it on screen
            *never

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's an action movie with sherlock holmes, it's kino

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also Constantine if you want John Wick vs. Demons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When are they coming out with the 2nd one ffs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tuesday

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        god I loved Peter Stormare as the devil. An underrated performance

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    21. MIT kids card count.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't expect to enjoy The Hunt. But I really, really enjoyed it. And this scene is hilarious. I don't know if she's autistic or not, but I enjoyed her weirdness.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its veteran shit. She was always trying to be polite, but then she has to turn on the kill switch and its awkward. I've known people like that who have seen serious shit, want to be nice, but then have to go into that mode. They either turn into emotionless hulks or they're almost apologetic as they beat someones ass

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Watchmen counts

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those might actually be the only ones, everyone here going to list action movies dogshit. He said competency and the context is all skills.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie had no right to be that good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Venom but better.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          venom was already better than all the marvelslop combined.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what Venom should've been like. It even stars budget Tom Hardy.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could also do half of Michael Mann’s filmography

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie: The martian, Chevalier (didn't finish it but the start fits the bill), catch me if you can

    Not a movie but shows: White collar, the mentalist, leverage

    I'd like some suggestions too, but I'm fine with any medium.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but I'm fine with any medium
      This. Anyone know of a videogame game with this theme?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cape Fear. Prison Break. Escape Plan with Stallone.

      What about the stealth smartypants movies, where some dumb or minor character turns out to be le clever operator?

      Usual Suspects is the big one, but other stuff like The Drop and Den of Thieves fit the bill.

      oh, and spoiler for those last two.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Limitless is my favorite movie in this genre, it's just a very digestible popcorn flick that flows so easily. I must have seen it a dozen times.

    Molly's Game has a similar vibe, though it's not quite the same kind of movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Molly's Game has a similar vibe, though it's not quite the same kind of movie
      Cleavage KINO

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peckinpah's The Getaway.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What qualifies this genre?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's a movie where the leading character overcomes significant challenge by using a particularly honed skillset. Any setbacks that occur are due to random bad luck or events completely out of the leading character's control. Basically, they do the best possible set of actions any human could in an adverse situation. They also don't have any interpersonal or emotional flaws that act as a setback towards the challenge presented by the movie and they usually adhere to a rigidly consistent set of morals even if these aren't entirely virtuous.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A character thats too smart for their own good. Good Will Hunting is a good example.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume a character unlocking their full potential.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't the chinks have a whole genre about that? I think it's called farming or something.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Limitless TV show was actually pretty enjoyable and was a continuation of the movie, Bradley Cooper shows up a few times which is neat

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whiplash

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burn Notice, for the most part.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phenomenon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True dianetikino.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taken

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this just Flowers for Algernon?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glengarry Glen Ross

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is competent in that movie?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ricky Roma. Top salesman and didn't come to the sales meeting to get his butthole chewed out by Alec Baldwin.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But the one sale he made during the film fell apart at the end

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Due to the incompetence of Kevin spacey's character. That seriously gle over your head? They spell it out. Pacino has a minutes long monologue on it... Incredible how dense people are.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah well maybe if I had the fricking leads I could get somewhere

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    peak is Lucky # Slevin

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Matrix 1-3
    Repo Men
    Crank

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    flowers for algernon.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Limitless had a tv show didn't it?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    all 8 seasons of house

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >physicist
    >brain surgeon
    >test pilot
    >rock star
    >action hero
    Is there anything buckaroo can't do?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drive a truck, and have a living wife

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being reluctant to admit what you are would seem to fit the bill

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt he have the brains to think to make more of the drug?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did, he basically tells Robert Deniros character at the end that he not only made more but perfected it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did. That’s one of the final plot points, he contracts out a lab to mark an endless supply.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you even seen the film?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I don't watch movies

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    in lucy doesn't she become an octopus or some shit at the end lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a usb drive

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Nutty Professor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And also the loose Professor. The story of a semi attractive nerd chick who turns herself into a 10/10 buxom b***h.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Limitless gave me a legit existential crisis when I first watched it.
    I don't think there's another movie quite like it. Unlike Lucy, which turns into a schizo sociopathic trancendent entity almost immediately, it combines mostly plausible skill aquisition and application in a seemingly attainable package. It just makes you feel like shit, like you were robbed of that level of advanced vonneumannesque self-actualization and stuck in a perpetual state of 2SD midwitism by your subpar genes and the rudimentry state of nootropics and medical technology.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >like you were robbed of that level of advanced vonneumannesque self-actualization and stuck in a perpetual state of 2SD midwitism by your subpar genes and the rudimentry state of nootropics and medical technology.

      You can microdose shrooms and gobble addy right now and basically limitlesspill yourself but you'd probably still be a loser because you talk like a gay and your shit's all moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I immediately started microdosing lsd, along with adderall and modafinil in different combinations for a time and it was absolutely nothing like it. It just gives you the ability to not procrastinate and lowers your social inhibition somewhat, it doesn't make you smarter at all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >talk like a gay
        >your shit's all moronic

        That film is pure incompetency kino, best quote this thread 10/10

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Altered States is better.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >70 replies
    >nobody posts the obvious

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man of Steel
    Brightburn.
    Spider-Man
    Hulk

    • 3 months ago
      Carl

      homosexual

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being John Malkovitch.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOBODIES
    BITCH

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best part of Flowers for Algernon was waiting for the smart pill to wear off so his girl friend would realize she was fricking a moron.

    By the way,
    >Benjamin Button
    >Rise/Dawn/War of the Planet of the Apes

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd argue Machete qualifies

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lawnmower man
    >Phenomenon

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meet the Robinsons
    Jack (the Robin Williams one)
    Project Almanac
    Chronicle

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're in the mood for something animated, I recommend Bots Master.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People shit on this one but Knowing is great as far as understanding and realizing something nobody else does, and frustratingly not being able to do a damn thing about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that episode of futurama where fry drinks so much coffee he accelerates and saves everyone from a fire

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you mean the episode where he gets gas station worms, or maybe robot devil hands.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >competency porn
    you mean reddit

    btw i see lot of great examples thru all the thread
    i congratulate my fellows redditors

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Lucy. The best thing about is how uncaring Lucy becomes the more power she gains, so towards the end nothing around her matters at all as she's basically a god.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats what makes it shitty though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not that she didn't care, she just didn't see the need to emote anymore because of her focus on understanding everything

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fracture
    The professionals 1966
    Spartan 2004
    The unit tv series
    The Scarlet Pimpernel 1932
    That scene from Michael Clayton
    The day of the jackal
    Nine Queens
    Crimson Tide

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good taste

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, from dusk till dawn

    > I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fricking vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our fricking blood. And that's it. Plain and simple. I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires," because I don't fricking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fricking vampires. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need more characters like him in horror movies.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apollo 13

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