Everyone knew the elves were fricking off to the west. No one could have predicted that Arwen would be so desperate for human wiener as to choose to stay.
Women want to have a man of value. The first sign of seeing that a man has value is if other high class b***hes want him. It's really not that hard to comprehend. We're talking about women after all.
Didn't she not even know that was her dad until she was like 14?
I'd probably want to cry too knowing my mom was some rockstars dirty cum rag and didn't bother giving be a father figure.
Hope I'm wrong
Allowed, usually no (there are some exceptions where polygamy was kind of a gray area with different legal types of marriage)
But they definitely had mistresses, almost as a rule
Boromir was gay so Faramir was always going to produce the family heir
Not even joking Tolkien wrote that Boromir was 40 and never took an interest in wonen.
Isn’t his ability to see into peoples souls stronger than Aragorn? That’s why his romance with Eowyn moves so fast. He can see people for what they are like Galadriel
Denethor had that and telepathy
>Eowyn literally defeats a semi-immortal demonic entity that grown men are too scared to even approach (like literally all of the men on the battlefield just left out of fear) >Arwen is just there
The choice should be obvious.
She could do it because the depression Grima caused made her suicidal and so despairing she didn’t care if she met her room. Playing into Tolkiens evil defeats evil. If wormtongue hadn’t torn her down she would never have been desperate for glory or not cared if she died.
Boromir is my favorite gay character because he is literally just like any other guy. Also he is cool as frick and, like any human would, he cares for those who are smaller than him and makes sure they aren't in danger, unlike the Aragorn who was raised by elves.
Honestly Boromir just being gay is fine I guess. It doesn't change anything though. I'd prefer that to people trying to make Sam and Frodo out to be gay lovers or some shit.
>the frick elfy gon do
Everyone knew the elves were fricking off to the west. No one could have predicted that Arwen would be so desperate for human wiener as to choose to stay.
If shes got knife ears he single.
fricking an elf is like fricking a dog to sensible rohirrim
also aragorn could've united the two crowns by marrying her.
Are rohirrim humans or some other classification?
Humans, I don't think there are any Numenoreans left by the time of LotR and only a few Dunedain are left
Women want to have a man of value. The first sign of seeing that a man has value is if other high class b***hes want him. It's really not that hard to comprehend. We're talking about women after all.
Aragorn is meant to be a Dunedain chad, no?
it's not cheating if it's different species pussy
It's about the heart, love, not veganas you incel!!!
Aragorn and Arwen are the same species, hell they're blood relatives!
Aragorn is beta b***h. Everyone would use Eowyn as blond side hustle
I AM NO MAN
remember that one guys? when she took off her helmet? my mom liked it.
Aerosmith's daughter always looks like she's about to cry.
Didn't she not even know that was her dad until she was like 14?
I'd probably want to cry too knowing my mom was some rockstars dirty cum rag and didn't bother giving be a father figure.
Hope I'm wrong
Because in the original draft her and Aragorn got together. That changed when Tolkien swapped Glorifindel for Legolas.
Also fun fact the mithril tunic Frodo wears is Legolas’s childhood outfit .
Were European kings allowed side pieces like Asian emperors/kings? She would have been a great concubine for him.
Allowed, usually no (there are some exceptions where polygamy was kind of a gray area with different legal types of marriage)
But they definitely had mistresses, almost as a rule
>poor ol'e faramir gets the sloppy seconds
always the silver medalist.
Boromir was gay so Faramir was always going to produce the family heir
Not even joking Tolkien wrote that Boromir was 40 and never took an interest in wonen.
>descendant of god-like peoples
>doesn't wish to procreate with lesser species
kinda based.
Boromir and the stewards of Gondor are just regular dudes
denethor has numenorean lineage. faramir is said to have qualities like aragorn, just not as impressive.
Isn’t his ability to see into peoples souls stronger than Aragorn? That’s why his romance with Eowyn moves so fast. He can see people for what they are like Galadriel
Denethor had that and telepathy
Meh that happens sometimes. My brother is like that. 6'2" chad, gay as frick. Now I have to somehow breed while he lives in LA with his boyfriend.
He was domain-pilled, no time for women
Some people dont measure their life's success based on how many wet holes they stick their dick in anon. Take the lesson to heart.
Isn't there a movie where this actress gets BLACKED by BBC? Anyone know the name?
Eowyn's better than Arwen anyway. The movies even tried to prop Arwen up and make her less of a useless fricking c**t and Eowyn still mogs her
>Eowyn literally defeats a semi-immortal demonic entity that grown men are too scared to even approach (like literally all of the men on the battlefield just left out of fear)
>Arwen is just there
The choice should be obvious.
She could do it because the depression Grima caused made her suicidal and so despairing she didn’t care if she met her room. Playing into Tolkiens evil defeats evil. If wormtongue hadn’t torn her down she would never have been desperate for glory or not cared if she died.
The one that doesn't age?
dunedain wiener is irresistible
Boromir is my favorite gay character because he is literally just like any other guy. Also he is cool as frick and, like any human would, he cares for those who are smaller than him and makes sure they aren't in danger, unlike the Aragorn who was raised by elves.
>if she got knife ears he s-ACKKKKK
Am I wrong to read the gayness in this?
Honestly Boromir just being gay is fine I guess. It doesn't change anything though. I'd prefer that to people trying to make Sam and Frodo out to be gay lovers or some shit.
gay means attracted to the same gender sexually
and he's not
He literally told her Arwen was leaving the fricking continent