Kojimbo lost his fricking mind

Kojimbo lost his fricking mind

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a westaboo consoomer, did you expect him not to happily swallow the shit Hollywood is pushing?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forgetting all the homoerotic tension throughout the Metal Gear series
      You should’ve seen this coming

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        >MGS 2 had a bisexual character
        >MGS 3 had a gay character

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Snake is always taking his shirt off

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neither of these were trannies. They are not the same.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MGS3
          But Volgin is an extremely horrible person that just gets off on sadism in general. He had a thing for Raikov but it’s not really a glowing representation with a villain like that. His boss theme is titled “A Battle with Evil Personified” if it wasn’t clear enough.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          volgin was bisexual he fricked eva AND the blonde guy, also he was evil

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >snake eater

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a troony, a homo, and a used up dicky

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hunter has played every MGS game, hasnt he?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like all girls. Remember folks, transition early..

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had the world record speed run on mgs2 for a few years

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was over, when the nippo killed Abe.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killing Abe was the most based thing a nip has done since the 40's.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tell people to get laid
        >get show
        bravo japan

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't he learn English if he likes the Western technicians/actors so much?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he knows english but avoids using it since he got made fun of for his "did u rike it?"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he knows it, he just likes pretending he doesn't know it so he can eavesdrop

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    udon pier's face looks shopped in

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do any of these people know who he is or do they just take the money and smile for the silly japanese man?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a token foreign 'genius' friend for everyone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hunter probably knows who he is.
      Sophia doesn't know who he is.
      Udo barely knows what a video game is

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sophia plays Nintendo games and shit, she definitely who he is. You're right about Udo though.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. Kojima's always been a westaboo. He worships hollywood actors.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3d0q42J.jpg

      Kojimbo lost his fricking mind

      Kojima and Nolan should make an OVA together.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OVA in IMAX
        Kino

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that udo guy delivered his lines like fricking shit and looked like he was reading off of a teleprompter

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Google stadia said no but ms said yes because they're desperate for a kojima exclusive

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where does he get the money? Stupid jap man hasn't made a good game in decades.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MUY INTERESANTE

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just here to remind you that there WILL be an ultra realistic 1:1 model of Sophia Lillis ripped from this game. You may image how it will be used.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has a fridge body, the only good part about her is her face

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        her feet make me diamonds

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima is secretly a chaser

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kojima giving us more SFM models of his waifus
    Based. Sophia Lillis animations in a few years

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why was there so much Qualley 34 but no Seydoux?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because the real Seydoux gets naked all the time so there's nothing left to the imagination.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but how come there was tons of Sunny 34 but no Paz?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kojima has been lost to illuminati

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >udo kier
    yuri is still fricking alive? holy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      germans are durable

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    call me when he remembers how to make video games

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this man KNOWS sophia lillis and elle fanning would never do a full frontal in their careers so he decided to scan their bodies and share the models with the rest of the world
    if this isn't based i don't know what it is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know he's convincing them they have to be naked for the scanning so there's nothing left to the imagination.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The basedness is cancelled out by his troony obsession. Just enjoy the inevitable Fanning and Lillis porn. Don't worship Kojima for it. He's a fricking hack.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's scanning every wrinkle in the soles of their feet.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I despise footgays and Kojimbo is still mega based for this.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always knew Kojima was turbo pozzed, but Cinemaphiletards always went for my throat every time I spoke the truth. Severs them right.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japs are born psycho

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is he wearing a groucho marx mask for?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sophia won.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my heart

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the
      >please help yourself
      directly over her gives it a real 'welcome to Cinemaphile' vibe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish to see Soph in a Refn movie

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER, KOJIMA!

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he tapped dat bussy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hunter sure did

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new kojima game
    ok
    >it’s a troony game
    will never play

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Death Stranding, funded by Sony Japan and Japanese investors, fascinating and prescient story full of interesting actors and Kojima’s friends
    >OD, funded by Microsoft, full of troons, Jordan Peele, and somehow poor old Udo Kier got dragged into it too

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot one more guy

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SITTING ON A BULLET

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    japanese director man is based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mgs2 had a 30 minute sequence about cuckoldry, this is not a joke.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why won't Kojimbo just direct a movie already? 3D scanned actors replacing custom models makes the games lose soul.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably afraid that if he made a movie it would suck, and then his magic would be gone.

      Anyway, it could be good:

      [...]

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its time we admit that DSP was right about this guy

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he, like banana peele, has disappeared up his own ass

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