do you know how long and hard Jiro worked to formulate the perfect sushi rice recipe? Did you know he goes to the fish market every morning and only selects the most fresh and delectable seafood on offer? Do you have any idea the dedication and discipline it takes to become a master at something in this life the way that Jiro has in making sushi? How dare you, you're a pathetic amateur, a cretin despoiling greatness because deep down you know you're too lazy and incompetent to ever become a fraction as adept at anything as Jiro is at preparing sushi. Frick off
I’m not going to tell you what you missed, because I want you to find out on your own and why your projection is particularly embarrassing. The ensuing cope will be amusing.
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>I’m not going to tell you what you missed, because I want you to find out on your own and why your projection is particularly embarrassing. The ensuing cope will be amusing.
5 months ago
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>jakposter is a newbie election tourist who can't recognize pasta
lmao
Oh, yeah? He smelling them as he's picking them or he's staring off into space? Worrying about paying his fricking rent or whatever it is he fricking worries about.
>iro is at preparing sushi. >literally just cutting fish with intricate ceremony that doesnt change the taste profile at all.
The japanese love taking simple things and adding unnecessary ceremony and western weebs like defend it as profound.
Rice Black folk will literally pay tens of thousands of dollars for raw, cold, wet, slimy, smelly fish guts and act like they aren't a nation of degenerate fricking freaks.
reminder that American fast food chains are a hit in Japan (and the rest of the world) because even the supposedly honor-bound, patriotic japanese know their own food is shit
Wasn't there an interview thing done where a lot of Japs say they don't really like Sushi? It's going out of style there and most referred to it like "It's like asking an American to eat raw meat."
>Rice Black folk will literally pay tens of thousands of dollars
Asians (and people who've been there) know that when you're in japan, even the cheap sushi is amazing, and if you pay a lot you're an idiot.
This balding boomer frick misgendered when I went there a few years ago. He called me "Sir" in broken English and when I tried to correct him by saying it's "Ma'am" he just ignored me. The sushi sucked ass too. Frick Jiro.
Gale is right, the artist should be appreciate and his anger was justified. Yet the other man is also right for not giving a frick and living life the way he wants to. Both are right, yet opposed.
how did I do
Eronon and Eskalith are drugs. Minalcar and Narmacil are Numenorians.
Miyazaki sounds like such a fricking b***h, lmfao. Just another Jap boomer eternally BTFO that the US utterly raped and totally subgugated his gay little shutin culture.
It's funny because for the most ridiculous priced sushi in Japan this isn't that much. When I was homeless someone gave me a roll in Seattle that was 100 bucks of sushi.
I will never understand shit like artesian food or wine snob homosexuals or what have you. It all gets turned to piss and shit in the end you insufferable fricking fart sniffers.
Just watched a 10 min israelitetube video of these israelites and they really are professional scammers exploiting foreign belief in "japanese mystique" lmao. I keked at the part where they offered paid sushi DLC at the end of the meal after they already paid $400 lol
Because, contrary to what morons on Cinemaphile believe, it is an art that requires dedicated practice and passion to truly excel in, hence why Jiro is so popular.
>slapping raw fish on rice is an art
Come on now. Making the perfect sandwich is an art. You can get decent sushi literally everywhere and the differences between his and the decent sushi are non-existant. Just because Jiro was a slow learner doesn't mean it's the best thing ever.
Listen, if you like having your raw fish fondled by some old man and pay 300 bucks for it be my guest. Just don't pretend it's something that is an artform that takes decades of practice
Reminder that sushi was the fast food of the Edo period
It was sold in street stalls and they only started using vinegar and wasabi because they had no refrigeration so that's how they killed harmful bacteria and improved shelf stability
Yet another commoner trend co-opted and exploited by the bourgeoises and capitalist class
Then why is Jiro's restaurant Michelin star rated? Why is he the greatest Japanese chef on the entire planet? You don't know what you're talking about.
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Is the equivalent of making burguers with high quality materials.
5 months ago
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Can burgers excite and inflame the imagination like sushi can, especially when it hits the taste buds? No? Gee, I wonder why.
5 months ago
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But, they can?
5 months ago
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No, they can't.
Michelin Stars have been bribery bullshit for decades you frickin nonce. Get a fricking clue.
>T-they were bribed
What a joke. I'm arguing with simpletons.
5 months ago
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Sushi is just raw fish on rice with some sauce to put it in. You can increase the quality of materials to make it better, but thats just it.
5 months ago
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Who am I going to believe? A renowned and exalted chef like Jiro, or some rando on Cinemaphile? Hmm... what a difficult decision.
5 months ago
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Yes
5 months ago
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why are weebs so moronic
5 months ago
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Michelin Stars have been bribery bullshit for decades you frickin nonce. Get a fricking clue.
5 months ago
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>trusting a tire company for food reviews
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>Why is he the greatest Japanese chef on the entire planet?
Not saying much when all they have is sushi/sahsmi for most part. French will always dominate because they have a hundred different herbs/spices and things they can do to each type of ingredient.
Reminder that sushi was the fast food of the Edo period
It was sold in street stalls and they only started using vinegar and wasabi because they had no refrigeration so that's how they killed harmful bacteria and improved shelf stability
Yet another commoner trend co-opted and exploited by the bourgeoises and capitalist class
Sushi is disgusting. Asian women are the ugliest race of women on the planet. Asians are the people with the least soul and creativity, comparable to NPC automatons or insects in a hivemind.
The existence of soulless asians is direct proof that god doesn't exist.
Good sushi is really good, but you don't need to only cook rice for ten years before you're even allowed to look at the fish to make good sushi. It's insane at this level.
It’s an American movie in the first place
Not to mention Japs unironically don’t hope to see gaijins in places like that
You’ve been mad about an American movie about a Japanese restaurant that you will never visit
I honestly think there’s something deeply wrong about japan-kore-us relations
So in the end he either is a magic chef or worked idiots into thinking that his fish on rice is worth tons of money. Both opinions sound based and there is absolutely no reason to hate Jiro for whatever he does. I'd never visit his restaurant but him staring down customers and giving them 15 minutes to eat their valuable meals is hilarious and the guy keeps making good money off it
>Not sure why this restaurant is so famous. They have real attitude. Firstly, the restaurant is in the basement of an office building accessed from a subway station. You have to show up precisely at 7 pm as they seat all 10 seats at the sushi bar simultaneously. Then they put one piece of sushi at a time in front of each guest and if you don’t eat it immediately, a quiet Japanese girl whispers in your ear to eat each piece as soon as it is put down. There are 15 different fish, you get them all whether you like them or not. No wasabi, no onions sauce. And the whole thing takes 20 minutes and you are done. All for $900 per couple.
Lazy post useless thread
I like this
how did I do
do you know how long and hard Jiro worked to formulate the perfect sushi rice recipe? Did you know he goes to the fish market every morning and only selects the most fresh and delectable seafood on offer? Do you have any idea the dedication and discipline it takes to become a master at something in this life the way that Jiro has in making sushi? How dare you, you're a pathetic amateur, a cretin despoiling greatness because deep down you know you're too lazy and incompetent to ever become a fraction as adept at anything as Jiro is at preparing sushi. Frick off
Amateur hour’s over, Jiro.
You need to slap some gold leaf over that sushi to justify those prices
>election tourist can't recognise pasta
Ironic
I’m not going to tell you what you missed, because I want you to find out on your own and why your projection is particularly embarrassing. The ensuing cope will be amusing.
>I’m not going to tell you what you missed, because I want you to find out on your own and why your projection is particularly embarrassing. The ensuing cope will be amusing.
>jakposter is a newbie election tourist who can't recognize pasta
lmao
Did you know he closed his restaurant to the public because of western media outlet diversity hires?
His cited reasons
>playing music on phones at table
>wanting to stay at table for hours after meal
>being loud and disrespectful at all times
It’s pretty obvious that a few tables of college educated Canadians made him close to the public forever. Ayoooo we be eatin’ at Jiros ya feel?
Nigs don’t eat sushi, that’s a fact
Even a fricking Mexican at my local burrito stand works harder than this hack. Even the food is better than some raw fish on stale sticky rice.
Oh, yeah? He smelling them as he's picking them or he's staring off into space? Worrying about paying his fricking rent or whatever it is he fricking worries about.
>iro is at preparing sushi.
>literally just cutting fish with intricate ceremony that doesnt change the taste profile at all.
The japanese love taking simple things and adding unnecessary ceremony and western weebs like defend it as profound.
>Dealing pasta at a sushi thread
Heh
you gotta respect japanese grift, it really is top of the game
What does this dude eat, whole pieces of lettuce?
Jiro needs to pay for the war crimes he committed in Korea and China.
Rice Black folk will literally pay tens of thousands of dollars for raw, cold, wet, slimy, smelly fish guts and act like they aren't a nation of degenerate fricking freaks.
Japs are 1000x better than israelites, blacks, browns, etc. Honorary Aryans
>rapes your baby
They are autistic Godless pedophiles.
Embarrassing weeb.
reminder that American fast food chains are a hit in Japan (and the rest of the world) because even the supposedly honor-bound, patriotic japanese know their own food is shit
Goyslop is an addictive substance!
but i thought no one cares about americans and their culture and exports? has /misc/ and Cinemaphile lied to me?
Wasn't there an interview thing done where a lot of Japs say they don't really like Sushi? It's going out of style there and most referred to it like "It's like asking an American to eat raw meat."
>Rice Black folk will literally pay tens of thousands of dollars
Asians (and people who've been there) know that when you're in japan, even the cheap sushi is amazing, and if you pay a lot you're an idiot.
You can't fault an old man for tricking morons into giving him thousands of dollars. The film makers must want to invest in his restaurant
This balding boomer frick misgendered when I went there a few years ago. He called me "Sir" in broken English and when I tried to correct him by saying it's "Ma'am" he just ignored me. The sushi sucked ass too. Frick Jiro.
>balding
hes beyond that moron
If you switched that with the shit at the Chinese buffet neither customer would know the difference. It's fish on rice.
Pleb
IS THAT... R-RAW FISHU ON LICE???? SUGOI ONEGAISHIMASU ARIGATOU DAIJOBU DAME
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*I Think I'm Turning Japanese starts playing*
sit down
be humble
>raw fish on rice
>art
Holy shit that's ridiculous what the hell even is that?
Fish on rice, but the soi moron thinks he's eating the Mona Lisa.
Was wondering what tv show still that's pretty apt. It's Alright deep-fried and filled with cream cheese
The scene is from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.
Gomenasai arigato chan I am deeply thankful
he doesn't even use the chopsticks tho
that's proper etiquette
Is that Gale from BrBa
Gale is right, the artist should be appreciate and his anger was justified. Yet the other man is also right for not giving a frick and living life the way he wants to. Both are right, yet opposed.
Eronon and Eskalith are drugs. Minalcar and Narmacil are Numenorians.
OOOOH ME SO SORRY FAT AUTISTIC SUSHI MAN
SO SORRY PREASE
MAY I TO BEING STICK HONORABLE CHOPSTICKS UP YOUR CORNHOLE-CHAN PREASE?
>>And then everyone clapped
Holy frick that guy was bad ass
>that'll be $10,000 plus tip
>gaijin consideru this probremuru
Jump into a boato and swimmu backu to Sovietu Unionoruuu *YOOOOOOOOOOO*CLAP*CLAP*
>U REMBAH TWO BOMB? U WAR CRIME. THAT WHY U GET ONRY 15 MINUTES FO FISH AND U GET OUT, GAIJIN PIGGU.
Based xenophobe
Gaijin should get out of the world and back to theirs
Friendly reminder that these threads are made by asiatic shills
Miyazaki sounds like such a fricking b***h, lmfao. Just another Jap boomer eternally BTFO that the US utterly raped and totally subgugated his gay little shutin culture.
>NOT MY HECKING EASTERLINGERINOS!!!
>NOT MY GOOD BOY SOUTHRONINOS!!!
reminder I don't care and I'm not reading any of that
Oh hi you fricking homosexual, did you get banned off Cinemaphile for being a worthless piece of shit again?
least popular documentary in netflix?
Jiro nightmares of assrape
I'm getting past constipation trying to fall asleep and my butthole is fire. The thought of Jiro coming after my bum is indeed a nightmare.
I can't hate jiro because whenever I see his face I think of this joke and laugh
obama went, didn't even finish the food
based
Jiro spends most of the film rallying against white people, but doesn't say a peep about Obama? What a joke.
He also made that chink give him a doggy bag like some hole in the wall american diner.
A guy who eats only dicks on a boot just like his voters didn't like actual food? Shocking.
>actual food
Good joke.
>me vising japan
eat a duck I must!
It's funny because for the most ridiculous priced sushi in Japan this isn't that much. When I was homeless someone gave me a roll in Seattle that was 100 bucks of sushi.
Sushi is considered fast food in Japan. This is the equivalent of paying $50 for a fancy artisan burger that's totally different from the $15 one.
I will never understand shit like artesian food or wine snob homosexuals or what have you. It all gets turned to piss and shit in the end you insufferable fricking fart sniffers.
KINO
Just watched a 10 min israelitetube video of these israelites and they really are professional scammers exploiting foreign belief in "japanese mystique" lmao. I keked at the part where they offered paid sushi DLC at the end of the meal after they already paid $400 lol
Poor people post.
I bet he slips a little raw fish up his ass and jerk offs.
No thanks, i'll buy chips and i'll dip them in vinegar until they are all soggy, instead.
my dream is to go to his restaurant, fart and not pay
Why do people pretend making sushi is some sort of art? It's not even cooking.
Because, contrary to what morons on Cinemaphile believe, it is an art that requires dedicated practice and passion to truly excel in, hence why Jiro is so popular.
>slapping raw fish on rice is an art
Come on now. Making the perfect sandwich is an art. You can get decent sushi literally everywhere and the differences between his and the decent sushi are non-existant. Just because Jiro was a slow learner doesn't mean it's the best thing ever.
He has to feel, fondle, and caress the fish into the perfect form. It's something that takes years, even decades, of practice to truly get down.
If it's so easy, then why aren't you doing it? Oh, that's right, you're talentless.
Listen, if you like having your raw fish fondled by some old man and pay 300 bucks for it be my guest. Just don't pretend it's something that is an artform that takes decades of practice
You're just being fricking wrong right now.
Then why is Jiro's restaurant Michelin star rated? Why is he the greatest Japanese chef on the entire planet? You don't know what you're talking about.
Is the equivalent of making burguers with high quality materials.
Can burgers excite and inflame the imagination like sushi can, especially when it hits the taste buds? No? Gee, I wonder why.
But, they can?
No, they can't.
>T-they were bribed
What a joke. I'm arguing with simpletons.
Sushi is just raw fish on rice with some sauce to put it in. You can increase the quality of materials to make it better, but thats just it.
Who am I going to believe? A renowned and exalted chef like Jiro, or some rando on Cinemaphile? Hmm... what a difficult decision.
Yes
why are weebs so moronic
Michelin Stars have been bribery bullshit for decades you frickin nonce. Get a fricking clue.
>trusting a tire company for food reviews
>Why is he the greatest Japanese chef on the entire planet?
Not saying much when all they have is sushi/sahsmi for most part. French will always dominate because they have a hundred different herbs/spices and things they can do to each type of ingredient.
no it isn't
>google "sushi recipe"
>follow the 2 steps (take rice, put fish on it)
>???
>art created
Reminder that sushi was the fast food of the Edo period
It was sold in street stalls and they only started using vinegar and wasabi because they had no refrigeration so that's how they killed harmful bacteria and improved shelf stability
Yet another commoner trend co-opted and exploited by the bourgeoises and capitalist class
But it's just some raw fish on rice, innit?
Trolling is a art
For baskin robbins?
Sushi is disgusting. Asian women are the ugliest race of women on the planet. Asians are the people with the least soul and creativity, comparable to NPC automatons or insects in a hivemind.
The existence of soulless asians is direct proof that god doesn't exist.
almost everything true
my based gm told me that sushi is for gay people
>plus tip
He's not American
good sushi is really good. cope poorgays
Good sushi is really good, but you don't need to only cook rice for ten years before you're even allowed to look at the fish to make good sushi. It's insane at this level.
If it's not 100 yen a plate I ain't eating that shit, b***h.
>NUU U WAITO PIGGU EET EEZ FOLDED WAN HANDRAD TAIMU ZA FISH SENSEI WA-
No.
It’s an American movie in the first place
Not to mention Japs unironically don’t hope to see gaijins in places like that
You’ve been mad about an American movie about a Japanese restaurant that you will never visit
I honestly think there’s something deeply wrong about japan-kore-us relations
Wrong board
So in the end he either is a magic chef or worked idiots into thinking that his fish on rice is worth tons of money. Both opinions sound based and there is absolutely no reason to hate Jiro for whatever he does. I'd never visit his restaurant but him staring down customers and giving them 15 minutes to eat their valuable meals is hilarious and the guy keeps making good money off it
https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g14129573-d1068920-r707432797-Sukiyabashi_Jiro_Honten-Ginza_Chuo_Tokyo_Tokyo_Prefecture_Kanto.html
>Not sure why this restaurant is so famous. They have real attitude. Firstly, the restaurant is in the basement of an office building accessed from a subway station. You have to show up precisely at 7 pm as they seat all 10 seats at the sushi bar simultaneously. Then they put one piece of sushi at a time in front of each guest and if you don’t eat it immediately, a quiet Japanese girl whispers in your ear to eat each piece as soon as it is put down. There are 15 different fish, you get them all whether you like them or not. No wasabi, no onions sauce. And the whole thing takes 20 minutes and you are done. All for $900 per couple.
I'm tempted to rewatch this. Is it on 'flix or is it moved to 'rime? I don't have amazon prime anymore so need a pw to share.
for $10,000 i want every single of my sushi to be otoro tuna
This nip Boomtard has scammed his last customer. I'm going to Japan to end this madness, once and for all....